A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
Hi! I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King and found myself in a strange magical land called Foon. Somehow I'm getting a wi-fi signal so I host a weekly podcast, interviewing creatures, wizards, and adventurers. I recommend listening from the beginning. But hey, you do you.
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New episodes of Hello from the Magic Tavern are available every Monday, free wherever you get your podcasts. Listen as Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore interview all manner of beings from across the land, and attempt to avoid the watchful eye of the evil Dark Lord as they travel across Foon.
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Meet the Hosts…
Arnie Niekamp
Arnie is a man from Chicago who fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon… and immediately decided to start a podcast. He's lazy and bad at math... but more or less good-intentioned.
Chunt the Badger Shapeshifter
Chunt is popular and beloved amongst the denizens of Foon. He’s an affable man about town with a love for badgers. He can shape-shift into any creature, and through his abilities he's been able to experience the lives and habits of different creatures! While he loves making new friends, he’s fiercely loyal to his found family, Arnie and Usidore.
Usidore the Blue, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok, the dwarfs know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and he is known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet
Usidore always introduces himself with a litany of his many titles and names. He is obsessed with defeating Evil in all forms. While he claims to spend his time traveling across Foon seeking lost knowledge and ancient mystical artifacts, you’re more likely to find him in a pub, grilling the locals for magical secrets, and trying not to yell the secrets he knows after a few ales..
Catching up with the new Queen of the Northeast, Rhiannon (former milkmaid and former talking nut).