Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction.


Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Faustus Crum: Thomas Middleditch
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas
Editor: Tim Joyce
Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Additional Music: Tim Joyce


Crabby · August 27, 2019 at 10:59 pm

Good lord, what happened to this podcast. That was terrible. It’s like you’ve given up on any semblance of trying, except for Usidore. I’m not sure why I keep listening at this point, and how do you have sponsors? At least it’s easy to fast-forward through the ads.

    Eli · September 3, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    dude no one is strapping you to a chair and making you listen just stop you clearly hate it. There are other things you can do then broadcasting your hate for hftmt

Erik · August 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm

That was an awesome episode! I ‘m really chuffed about this third season and hope for more of this! 🙂

Todd Donald · August 30, 2019 at 11:20 pm

Hey Crabby… keep listening?

Hey Crabby… thank you?

Hey Crabby… please be our friend, thanks for your one-sided and completely-the-opposite of constructive criticism?

Hey Crabby… aww, poor baby, didn’t like his episode… oooh nooo… we forgot he was the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD TO US… D’aww, WE’VE BEEN SOOO INCONSIDERATE TO CRAAAAAABBBBBYYYY!!! D’aww, HOW CAN WE SLEEP AT NIGHT? CWABBY DIDN’T WIKE IT!!!…

Hey Crabby, eat a used-diaper, dude. (I like this one)

Crabby · September 3, 2019 at 4:58 pm

I clearly triggered Todd Donald out of his safe space. I should have issued you a trigger warning wittle todd. Shh…I’ll tuck you back in now. Go to sleep little man.

Jeremie Garcia Bartholomew Berlanga · September 8, 2019 at 7:42 pm

That was hilarious. Would love to have Thomas back!

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