93 – Goblin General

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.

84 – Memory Gremlin

We’re still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.

70 – Goblin Queen

It’s goblin day at the Minotaur again and we’re joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She’s very approachable!

67 – Ooze

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it…him…them?

63 – The Singing Sword

Jak Vorpal, Foon’s Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have…an interesting dynamic.

61 – Sheriff

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female …

59 – Dr. Ward

This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon!

57 – Dreamclimber

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!

55 – Homunculus

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird.

53 – Tom the Nominee

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the …

52 – One Year

It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy’s Night!

50 – Larry Birdman

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the …

49 – Princess Phillipa

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Download | Subscribe |

48 – DQ Returns

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Download | Subscribe |

47 – Otok’s Quest

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Download | Subscribe |

46 – Assassin

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Download | Subscribe |

44 – Arnor the Warrior

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick …

43 -Sharks

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to …

42 – Winter Solstice

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving …

41 – Skeleton

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Download | Subscribe |

40 – Chu Chu’s Chow

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Download | Subscribe |

39 – Can the Wizard

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Download | Subscribe |

38 – Letters

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Download | Subscribe |

37 – Tannakin the Pinglet

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Download | Subscribe |