Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.
This week I interview a lizard guy who’s here to fix up the tavern.
The tavern is very busy. Let’s talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor… and maybe someone else.
This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.
We’re still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.
It’s time again for Chunt’s annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.
Let this week’s episode be a song that draws you in. You’ll be okay.
Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.
It’s Sunday in the tavern so let’s talk to two of our old goblin friends.
You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest…
The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!
This week I’m excited to meet Foon’s first Unicorn dentist.
I found these resonance stones in Spintax’s old hat.
An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore’s quest.
I’m not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.
The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.
It’s goblin day at the Minotaur again and we’re joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She’s very approachable!
Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen
I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it…him…them?
It feels like this may be it… our last chance to save Chunt.
We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.
I meet Foon’s current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon’s first black wizard.
Jak Vorpal, Foon’s Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have…an interesting dynamic.
A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.
Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female …
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What’s he couriering? We’ll see if he’ll confide.
This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon!
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World’s End. Really hoping he doesn’t blow it.
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!
This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird.
What’s a polite word for hag?
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the …
It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy’s Night!
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the …
There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Download | Subscribe |
I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Download | Subscribe |
Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Download | Subscribe |
No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Download | Subscribe |
I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer! Download | Subscribe |
We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick …
This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to …
Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week. Download | Subscribe |
There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving …
I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Download | Subscribe |
We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Download | Subscribe |
Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Download | Subscribe |
We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Download | Subscribe |
I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Download | Subscribe |