Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.

Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Usidore: Matt Young
Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelley
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative


6 Comments

Wolfy · August 26, 2015 at 1:25 am

Omg, I died when they began talking about the Smorps XD

Diane · October 24, 2015 at 7:51 pm

Listening to your podcast while it’s super stormy here in Puerto Rico. Quite the treat!

l3reak · February 8, 2016 at 7:27 pm

I was surprised to learn a “blundur” is a short period of sleep, like a nap. Actually an appropriate name for a season betwixt winter & spring.

Ermenrich · March 18, 2016 at 3:00 pm

I feel like we need to see the artist rendition of sword genitalia. So the listeners at home know what is going on.

Adventureless_Hero · June 7, 2016 at 9:45 am

The Smorps! Oh man! You killed me! This is fast becoming my favorite podcast. Thank you all.

Babs of Death · January 5, 2018 at 12:12 pm

I would like a toon of Foon, consider it a boon or a Foon boon even. Not to be confused with a buffoon or ballon.
(sorry couldn’t help myself there)

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