5 – Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.


Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Usidore: Matt Young
Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Sponsored by: Cards Against Humanity via The Chicago Podcast Cooperative

5 thoughts on “5 – Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

  1. Diane Post authorReply

    Listening to your podcast while it’s super stormy here in Puerto Rico. Quite the treat!

  2. l3reak Post authorReply

    I was surprised to learn a “blundur” is a short period of sleep, like a nap. Actually an appropriate name for a season betwixt winter & spring.

  3. Ermenrich Post authorReply

    I feel like we need to see the artist rendition of sword genitalia. So the listeners at home know what is going on.

  4. Adventureless_Hero Post authorReply

    The Smorps! Oh man! You killed me! This is fast becoming my favorite podcast. Thank you all.

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