It’s goblin day at the Minotaur again and we’re joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She’s very approachable!
As a special treat for Chunt, I’ve paid for Foon’s biggest band to make an appearance.
Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen
I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it…him…them?
It feels like this may be it… our last chance to save Chunt.
We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.
I meet Foon’s current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon’s first black wizard.
Jak Vorpal, Foon’s Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have…an interesting dynamic.
A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.
Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female …
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What’s he couriering? We’ll see if he’ll confide.
This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon!
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World’s End. Really hoping he doesn’t blow it.
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!
This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird.
What’s a polite word for hag?
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the …
It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy’s Night!
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the …
There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Download | Subscribe |
I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Download | Subscribe |
Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Download | Subscribe |
No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Download | Subscribe |
I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer! Download | Subscribe |
We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick …
This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to …
Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week. Download | Subscribe |
There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving …
I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Download | Subscribe |
We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Download | Subscribe |
Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Download | Subscribe |
We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Download | Subscribe |
I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Download | Subscribe |
Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed! Download | Subscribe |
Earth. Stuff. Download | Subscribe |
The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need. Download …
Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing. Download | Subscribe …
There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works. Download …
This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us! Download | Subscribe |
I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have …
Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up. Download | Subscribe |
This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it. Download | …
Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s …
I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came …
With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two …
Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a …
I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. Download | Subscribe |
She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here! Download | Subscribe |