61 – Sheriff

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female …

59 – Dr. Ward

This week, we’re visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can’t wait to learn about doctors in Foon!

57 – Dreamclimber

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn’t get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she’s spending one of them with us!

55 – Homunculus

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It’s still weird.

53 – Tom the Nominee

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he’s back to tell us all about his experience on the …

52 – One Year

It’s my one-year anniversary in Foon and I’m going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy’s Night!

50 – Larry Birdman

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the …

49 – Princess Phillipa

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Download | Subscribe |

48 – DQ Returns

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Download | Subscribe |

47 – Otok’s Quest

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Download | Subscribe |

46 – Assassin

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Download | Subscribe |

44 – Arnor the Warrior

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick …

43 -Sharks

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to …

42 – Winter Solstice

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving …

41 – Skeleton

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Download | Subscribe |

40 – Chu Chu’s Chow

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Download | Subscribe |

39 – Can the Wizard

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Download | Subscribe |

38 – Letters

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Download | Subscribe |

37 – Tannakin the Pinglet

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Download | Subscribe |

36 – Low Battery

Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed! Download | Subscribe |

34 – Chunt for Red October

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need. Download …

33 – Spurt the Elder

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing. Download | Subscribe …

32 – Offices & Bosses

There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works. Download …

31 – Bridge Troll

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us! Download | Subscribe |

30 – The Midwife

I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have …

28 – Forever Girl

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it. Download | …

26 – Hunger Ghost

I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came …

25 – Eagles

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two …

24 – The Plan

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a …

23 – Soul Walker

I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. Download | Subscribe |

22 – Sarah

She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here! Download | Subscribe |

21 – No Arnie

Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him. Download | Subscribe |

19 – The Namer

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon. Download | Subscribe |

18 – Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week. Download | Subscribe |

16 – Spintax the Green

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming… Download | Subscribe |

15 – Transdimensional Deliveryman

Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can …

14 – Music of Foon

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music. Download | Subscribe |

13 – Boys’ Night

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys’ Night! Download | Subscribe |