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21 – No Arnie

Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515221" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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20 – The Wedding Planner

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515167" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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19 – The Namer

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515104" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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18 – Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515030" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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16 – Spintax the Green

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming... [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514865" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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15 – Transdimensional Deliveryman

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514758" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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14 – Music of Foon

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514673" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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13 – Boys’ Night

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514600" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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12 – Krom the Barbarian

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514520" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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11 – The Eunuch

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514446" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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10 – Homesick

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514361" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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9 – Goblins

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514318" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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8 – Pimbly Nimblebottom

I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514190" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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6 – The Vermilion Minotaur

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514058" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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5 – Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I'm basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513987" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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4 – The FML

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513946" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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3 – Flower

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513859" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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2 – Tom the Traveler

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I'm hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513803" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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1 – Hello from the Magic Tavern

Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon... [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513742" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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