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34 – Chunt for Red October

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249516417" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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33 – Spurt the Elder

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249516315" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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32 – Offices & Bosses

There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249516230" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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31 – Bridge Troll

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn't eat us! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249516153" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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30 – The Midwife

I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249516088" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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29 – The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr'Akkas will cheer me up. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515999" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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28 – Forever Girl

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I'm not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515890" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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27 – Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see... us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515824" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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26 – Hunger Ghost

I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515748" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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25 – Eagles

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515640" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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24 – The Plan

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515560" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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23 – Soul Walker

I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515416" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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22 – Sarah

She's here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I've been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she's here! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515292" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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21 – No Arnie

Hi! It's Chunt. I'm the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515221" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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20 – The Wedding Planner

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon...assuming you're not a tree. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515167" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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19 – The Namer

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That's a thing in Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515104" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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18 – Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249515030" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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16 – Spintax the Green

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming... [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514865" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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15 – Transdimensional Deliveryman

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514758" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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14 – Music of Foon

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514673" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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13 – Boys’ Night

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514600" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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12 – Krom the Barbarian

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514520" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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11 – The Eunuch

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface... and he's here to see me! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514446" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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10 – Homesick

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn't find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I'm feeling pretty homesick. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514361" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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9 – Goblins

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514318" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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8 – Pimbly Nimblebottom

I'm told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest! [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514190" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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6 – The Vermilion Minotaur

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249514058" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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5 – Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I'm basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513987" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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4 – The FML

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513946" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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3 – Flower

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we'll be good friends. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513859" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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2 – Tom the Traveler

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I'm hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513803" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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1 – Hello from the Magic Tavern

Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon... [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/249513742" params="color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false" width="100%" height="166" iframe="true" /]

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