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Season 2, Ep 70 – Girls Night
Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa.
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Season 2, Ep 56 – Jamillious Returns
Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.
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Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip
We've been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations!
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93 – Goblin General
Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.
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88 – Dragonborn
This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.
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87 – Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)
The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.
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84 – Memory Gremlin
We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.
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82 – Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger
It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.
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80 – Inta and Nerf
It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends.
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79 – Real Estate Agent
You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest...
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78 – The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)
The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!
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77 – The Baron and the Frog
This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.
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75 – Make-Up Artist
An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.
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72 – Last of the Singled Out Folk
I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.
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71 – Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)
The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.
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70 – Goblin Queen
It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable!
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68 – The Princess and the Eunuch
Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen.
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65 – Dancer
We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.
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64 – Jamillious the Mauve
I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.
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63 – The Singing Sword
Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.
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62 – The Healer (Live from PAX East)
A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.
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61 – Sheriff
Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.
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60 – Confidential Courier
This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.
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59 – Dr. Ward
This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!
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58 – Keeper of the Doom Horn
We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.
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57 – Dreamclimber
Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!
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55 – Homunculus
I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.
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53 – Tom the Nominee
Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.
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52 – One Year
It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!
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51 – Baron Ragoon
This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!
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50 – Larry Birdman
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.
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49 – Princess Phillipa
There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.
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48 – DQ Returns
I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.
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47 – Otok’s Quest
Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.
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46 – Assassin
No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni--wait, who's this guy at our table?
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45 – The First Jew of Foon
I've always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week's guest has the answer!
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44 – Arnor the Warrior
We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll get a kick out of that.
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43 -Sharks
This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.
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Winter Solstice Bonus
Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.
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42 – Winter Solstice
There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.
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41 – Skeleton
I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!
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40 – Chu Chu’s Chow
We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu's Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it's got to beat spiced potatoes.
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