Hello! I’m Arnie. I fell through a magical dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago and found myself in a strange magical land called “Foon.” I’m still somehow getting a weak wi-fi signal from the Burger King so I host a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur, interviewing monsters, wizards and adventurers.

There are worlds other than our own!

(If you’re just getting started, I recommend listening from the beginning. But hey, you do you.)


The finest merchandise Foon has to offer.

Chunt Tapestry Poster (11 x 17)

11″ x 17″ Chunt animals poster by @rollinkunz.


Vermilion Minotaur T-Shirt

The one and only Vermilion Minotaur T-Shirt

Enamel Pins (Chunt, Usidore, Vermilion Minotair, HftMT Logo)

It’s enamel pins from Hello from the Magic Tavern featuring some of your favorite things that are in no way actually real. Each is about 1.25″ at the widest point. Art by Bodie Hartley.


Gettin’ Nuts T-Shirt

Chunt and Usidore’s hit podcast “Gettin’ Nuts” now has its own T-shirt!

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