Hello! I’m Arnie. I fell through a magical dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago and found myself in a strange magical land called “Foon.” I’m still somehow getting a weak wi-fi signal from the Burger King so I host a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur, interviewing monsters, wizards and adventurers.

There are worlds other than our own!

(If you’re just getting started, I recommend listening from the beginning. But hey, you do you.)

Merch

The finest merchandise Foon has to offer.

Winter Solstice Candle

Devotional candle suitable for any of the many Winter Solstice holidays.

Winter Solstice Cards 6-pack

This is a 6-pack of cards! The inside says “HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!”

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Winter Solstice Shirt

A very good shirt celebrating Winter Solstice featuring the pleasant visages of Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie.

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Offices and Bosses Stapler Tee

This tee is the perfect staple for fans of Offices and Bosses.

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