Hello! I’m Arnie. I fell through a magical dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago and found myself in a strange magical land called “Foon.” I’m still somehow getting a weak wi-fi signal from the Burger King so I host a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur, interviewing monsters, wizards and adventurers.

There are worlds other than our own!

(If you’re just getting started, I recommend listening from the beginning. But hey, you do you.)


The finest merchandise Foon has to offer.

Gettin’ Nuts T-Shirt

Chunt and Usidore’s hit podcast “Gettin’ Nuts” now has its own T-shirt!


Usidore Name T-Shirt

Usidore’s name… his whole name… on a classy T-shirt.


HftMT Yellow Logo Shirt

It’s the logo from Hello from the Magic Tavern on a yellow shirt!


I Don’t Want to Talk About Earth Stuff T-Shirt (Salmon)

Arnie doesn’t want to talk about Earth stuff… on a T-Shirt!

Recent Episodes


Season 2, Ep 29 – Nymph

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.