Hello! I’m Arnie. I fell through a magical dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago and found myself in a strange magical land called “Foon.” I’m still somehow getting a weak wi-fi signal from the Burger King so I host a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur, interviewing monsters, wizards and adventurers.

There are worlds other than our own!

(If you’re just getting started, I recommend listening from the beginning. But hey, you do you.)


The finest merchandise Foon has to offer.

The Silent Eye Challenge Coin

Traverse the seas courageously with this special coin from The Order of The Silent Eye on your way to defeat THE DARK LORD and fulfill your ultimate destiny!


Foon Mittens League (FML) Pin

This Foon Mittens League pin from Hello from the Magic Tavern lets everyone around you know how adept your are at Mittens and how well you understand the rules!


Usidore “How Dare You” T-Shirt

“How Dare You?!!” Usidore shouts belligerently and incredulously, and he’s right to wonder. How dare you indeed? Think about what you did.

Designed by Jasmin Darnell!


A Manana For All Seasons Shirt

Mayor Manana is a banana and permanent Mayor of Hogsface. Why would you even have an election? Look at that face and little sash. No one would vote against that.

Designed by House of Darkly!

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