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March 26, 2023

Season 4, Ep 68 - Chimera

March 26, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 68 - Chimera

A chimera toymaker is very upset with Usidore.

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March 26, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Stomach Pain, Brotaur's Thumb, Long Walk, Kevin James and Will Smith, Co-Bork, Load-Bearing Hat, Life Stone, Castle Hawkspire, Poker Face, Natasha Lyonne, Chimera, Mr. Dore, The Last of the McGuires, Toy Maker, Cobra Head, Scare Bears, Shit their Penises, Types of Bears, Line of Bears, Broomstick Parties, Roger's Square, Shapeshifters, Automaton Constable, Noble Samurai Healthy Lizards, Elastic Legpower
February 19, 2023

Season 4, Ep 63 - Globulous Visits (w/ Stuart Wellington)

February 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 63 - Globulous Visits (w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous has turned a new leaf, probably.

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February 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Orphan, Castle Hawkspire, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Good Deeds, Scroll, Naughty Scroll, 2 Throats, David Blaine, 2 Nerts, Nerts, Seeing Farts, Vanquish Evil, Benefits, Eyes on Stalks, Tongue Hug, 11 Eyes, Good Guy, Globulous, New Globulous, From Globulous to Fabulous, Eat Clean, Plant Based, Eye Tyrant, Daily Exercise, Workout, Be-Holder's, Sky Writing, Nice Ferret Tits, Tax the Rich, Forgotten Scroll, EyeCloud, Parlay, Freeze Beam, The Dirty Horse, Gaston, Sluts, Garçon, Blowing It, Date, Son, What About Blob?+, Tammy
February 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

The mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.

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February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Trongo, Saucy Kyle, Funeral, Sad Funeral, Stan Pede, Condiment Kyle, Bad Boys for Life, Hello from HFTMT!, YO YO YO YO YO!, Usidore's Intro, Who Wants to Get Naughty?, Zoo Crew, Eating Chips and Getting Naked, Krelbar, Droopy Knockers, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Dath, Fast Travel, Touch the Tapestries, Mozzarella Wands, Died, Ghost, Nectar of the Gods, Befriended a Fox, 21st Centuri Fox, Centuri, Ghost Meetups, Afterlife Get Together, Book, Badger Ball, Ghost Ball, Credit, IMDB, Castle Hawkspire, Kickism, Not a Cult, 30 Maidens, Maidens, Commune, Chevy Chase, Cenobite, Hellraiser, Pinhead, Brides of Notacult, Greatest Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Street Fighter, Friends, Gene, Gene Box, Ghost Dad, Hunger Ghost, Daphne
January 22, 2023

Season 4, Ep 59 - Five Finger Scoop Poopy (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

January 22, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 59 - Five Finger Scoop Poopy (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

Casino-owner Five Finger Scoop Poopy visits the tavern after Arnie saves him from vampires.

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January 22, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunt Stunts, Stitches, Bad Audio, Throwing Lemons, Lemons, Greatest Warrior, Greatest Hero in All of Foon, Castle Hawkspire, Cone, Hawkspire Topic, Fighting Vampires, Simon Belmont, Casino, Betting, Five Finger Flint Gustoon, Queen Taylor, Ticketmaster, Taylor Swift, Less Ghost-Like, Philip Sophical, Upping Bets, Parlay Rae Jepsen, Katherine Perry's Dark Horses, Three Year Old Timmy, Krelbar, Cement Our Bets, Werewolf, Slit and Sleep, Teen Wolf, Five Finger Wolf Man, Black Knight, Bad Boys for Life, A Mustard of Werewolves, Damn Genealogy
March 13, 2022

Season 4, Ep 20 - Ancient Poet Turtle

March 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 20 - Ancient Poet Turtle

Hildy, the Ancient Sea Turtle, is back from the dead and more fabulous than ever.

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March 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Seven Years, Editor's Hat, Fuck Dicked Around, Slobodan, Hank, Usidore Dying, Full Name, Death Bed, Death Bed on My Head, Banter, Cloakus the Forensic Inquisitor, Castle Hawkspire, 11 Billion People, Focus Group, 2 Hummingbirds, Ancient Turtle, Hildy Shiblin, Business, Show, Nimblebottom, The Hell of My Shell, Poetry, Can't Snap, Slam Poetry, Complaints, Quick Change, Preview, Patrick Swayze, Reverse Patrick Swayze, Soul Walker, Ghost, Neil Simon, Kneeled Simon, Night Terrors, Day Show, One Man Show, Usidore's Pillow, Fingerless Gloves, Ads, Pistachio, Red Pistachio, Ronaldo
February 20, 2022

Season 4, Ep 17 - Forensic Inquisitor (w/ Mikey Neumann)

February 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 17 - Forensic Inquisitor (w/ Mikey Neumann)

A local king has been murdered and someone must use science to solve the crime.

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February 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Awwwww FUCK ME!, Eggy Baby, Bread Cum Trail, Time Off, Death Bed, Yellow Jizz Road, Wizard of Oz, Dick Bisque, Dying, Cloakus, Forensic Inquisitor, Crime, Science, Facts, Logic, King Johan, 317 Knife Slashes, Fallace, Three F's, Kids, Rules in the Dirt, Gander, Fillet-arator, Cum Puns, M.U.R.D.E.R., Cave Troll, Fake Death, Goose, Goosplodia, Explosion Spell, Royal Blammo, 8 Billion Knives, Castle Witch, Castle Hawkspire, M.E.S.S.Y., R.L. Stine, R.L. Stine's Monster, Goose Juice, Kissy Stuff, Child's Bathroom, Kid's Bathroom, Fallace Slap, Wat Jotson, C.R.I.M.E., Kissed Like a Coyote, Monologue, Bubble Fat
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