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September 22, 2024

Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

September 22, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

Borghilde the Fortune Teller returns and she's really into grilled cheese now.

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September 22, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Pick a Card, And Now Some Magic, Shh Shh Shh, Wizard Soothe, Igstangies, 7 of Clubs, Borghilde, Borghilde the Fortune Teller, Can the Wizard, Big Baseball Game, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Grilled Cheese, Cheese, 6 Cheeses, Following Band, The Thankful Phred, Pop Out Memory, Kill Arnie, Eat Couch, Drugs, Fucked a Couch, Haunted, Frankenchunt, Kill Grilled Cheese, Gouda Cheese, Level 2, Warp Whistle, No Crying in Baseball, String Cheese Incident, Multicolored Wizards
February 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

The guys meet Umwelt, a Squid Kid, who experiences the world differently than they do.

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February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Goose Moose, Large Moose with Goose Wings, Manicure, Mana Cure, Amuse-bouche, Pegasoos, DQ, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Requests, Yarnie, Yarrrrnie, Secret Names, Life Stone, Pirate Speech, Yarrrgaritas, Margs, Arne the Parrot, Scrolls, Rupunsale, Help Help Help, Squid Kid, Crystal Balls, Doom Holding, Faceball, Prick Tok, Squirt Inadvertantly, Molluskmon, Taste, Taste Through Skin, Fruit Scrollup, Umwelt, Rods and Cones, Geese Meese, Dribble Pants, Dolphin with Bat Wings, Dude, Bad is now Unfamiliar, Peon Dusk, 14 Years Old, Snatch Clam, 2 in the Ink and 1 in the Ink
February 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

The mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.

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February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Trongo, Saucy Kyle, Funeral, Sad Funeral, Stan Pede, Condiment Kyle, Bad Boys for Life, Hello from HFTMT!, YO YO YO YO YO!, Usidore's Intro, Who Wants to Get Naughty?, Zoo Crew, Eating Chips and Getting Naked, Krelbar, Droopy Knockers, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Dath, Fast Travel, Touch the Tapestries, Mozzarella Wands, Died, Ghost, Nectar of the Gods, Befriended a Fox, 21st Centuri Fox, Centuri, Ghost Meetups, Afterlife Get Together, Book, Badger Ball, Ghost Ball, Credit, IMDB, Castle Hawkspire, Kickism, Not a Cult, 30 Maidens, Maidens, Commune, Chevy Chase, Cenobite, Hellraiser, Pinhead, Brides of Notacult, Greatest Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Street Fighter, Friends, Gene, Gene Box, Ghost Dad, Hunger Ghost, Daphne
September 28, 2020

Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner)

September 28, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner)

Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center?

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September 28, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Terrible Hat, Get a Biscuit, Corduroy Shorts, Stupid Hats, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Barenaked Ladies, Cassette, DQ, Hall of Mirrors, Titty Cops, Maze, Maze Heads, Labyrinth, Minotaurs, Bisonotaur, Bicentenataur, Bones, Minotaur Mini Tour, Minnow Tour, Angry Wizard, Traps, Thirst Trap, Treasure Casket, Big Skeleton Guy, Fiddling with Bones, Whirrly Blade, Bag of Knives, Riddles, Tri-Wizard Cup, Half-Baked Half-Assed Usidore, Corn Basement, Bones are Nature's Corn, Maze Masters, Wet Couch, Rancid Minotaur Piss, Zappity Dappity, Pointer Sisters, Child Skeleton, Corn or Bust
September 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.

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September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Krelbar, Duke Krelbar, Usidore Land, Dollywood, Castle Skullmaster, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Can, Can the Wizard, Parent Trap, Wizard State, Energy Boys, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Lishtleberry Jam, Butt Room, Skullmaster's Diary, Skullmaster, Ripping Off Toes, Artifacts, The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Bald Punyon, Party Town, Song, Music, Chunt Sex Song, Laser Gun, Dark Room, Butt Grabs, Demon Mask, Slender Bear, Delilah and Stevie, Commadore 64, Pepperoni, Lost Our Minds, Bug Nuts, Rug Nuts, Wheel House, T-Shirts, Status is Marbles
August 31, 2020

Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.

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August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Dungeon, House Sitting, Jug of Water, Water, Wizard State, Wizard Coma, Locked Up, 2 Vinces, Usidore Understudy, Fallback Wizard, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, 8 8 8, Borg Borg, Starter Family, Borghilde the Fortune Teller, Searching for Father, Kicking, Kickism, Kickists, In Bed, Energy Boys, Dehydration, Door Kicking, Auditions, Arnieism, Speak Human, Lathe, Afternoon Guard Cronch, Kickin' It with Little Kick, Little Kick
March 11, 2019

Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.

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March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Hunger Ghost, Rainbow Bowls, Resonance Stone, Singing, Singing Sword, Pizza Skull, Germ Crust, Baron, Drugs, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tree, Manticore, Quest, Makeup Artist, Greg, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Made of Bees, Pamphlet, Blue Tigers, Azure, Cerulean, Spintax the Green, Penelope Penelope, Drew, Hugo, Tingle, Wedding, Bees, Best Man Speech, Myths and Legends, I Do from the Magic Tavern, Microsoft Zune, Twizard, Pink Tux, Twosidore's Wife, Traditional Wedding, Golden Frog, Horse Lot, Shrink Horses, Butt Tattoo, Wedding Boy, Noodle Bouquet, Handkerchief, Pee Yellow, Areola, Groth the Fluteman, Jethro Tull, Cummerbund, Usher, Giant Horse, Bloody Hands, Kiss from a Rose, Seal, Mimsey, Wraith, Love Tat Ass, Mr- Ghost, Leaking Teats, Face Plant, Square Dance, Boink, Papier Mache Volcano, Lost Rings, Nipple Rings, Knock Knock, Juice, Interpretative Dance, Crying, Continuity, Something Stolen, Fuck Husband, Usidore the Giant Dog, Screamail, That's Our Chunt, Fuck You Drew, Busted Ass Bitch, Consumate Marriage, May I Have This Sex?, Bee Sex, Egg, Transdimensional Deliveryman
September 24, 2018

Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

Chunt's dad is back in town for Chunt's upcoming wedding!

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September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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DQ, Hunger Ghost, Pandenomicon, Spells, Dark Lord, Soul, Twosidore, Made of Bees, Chode, Magic, Waxe, Damn Daniel, Bifter, Pride and Prejudice, Mozzarella Spheres, Getting Married, Kissing Ketchups, Congrads, Gold Goblet, Improv Everywhere, Gifts, Come Dumpster, Hugo, Arrows, Land of Lincoln, Extant, Nudes, Tingle, Raspberry Pie, Food Ghost, Onfeelthenoise, Dragon's Talon, Best Man, Merle, Bachelor Party, Badgelor Party
October 16, 2017

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.

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October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Singing, The Dark Lord, Song, treesistance, Shit Standing, Portal, Low Battery, Hamilton, Bard, Get Bit Like a Mother Fucker, Little Child, A Dark Lord, Earth Songs, Light Lords, Random Opportunity the Rapper, Chicago, Festival of Riots, Tavern Background, Doritos, Evil Tower, Trump Tower, Perfect Strangers, Giant Metal Clitoris, Beatles Demon Goat, Organist, Burger King, Dath, Journaling, Kick, The Clap, Fortune Teller, Gypsy, Oh Brother, Borgie, Borg Borg, Swedish Chef, Half-Brother, Quest for Father, Non GIFs, Alcoholism, This Very Table
June 19, 2017

Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

June 19, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.

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June 19, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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DQ, Tree, Overalls, banging buds, I want the cats to save us, resistance, treesistance, Elf on a Shelf, Kicking, #imwithtree, The Shins, Sith Cat, Drawer, Fleek, Lava and Hate, DQU, Elf Cop Tree Cop, Chutes Too Narrow, The Book Club, You Can Dance If you Want To, Moonlight Marshmallows, Road Trip, Men With Hats, Bats, Emergency Contact, Fruit, FTQPN, Ok I'm Reloaded, New Chapters, Straws, Branch Saddle
August 01, 2016

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover
73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.

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August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Arnie, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Lois, Louis, Musical, Singing, Spurt the Elder, Melchior, Pizza Skull, Rapping, Shark
February 08, 2016

48 - DQ Returns

February 08, 2016/ Adal Rifai
48 - DQ Returns

I'm going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D'athaniel Quen'yarvin. Maybe I'll say his name right this time.

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February 08, 2016/ Adal Rifai/
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Blemish, Chunt, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Elves, Usidore
June 29, 2015

17 - D'athaniel Quen'yarvin

June 29, 2015/ Adal Rifai
17 - D'athaniel Quen'yarvin

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He's an elf.

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June 29, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
Episodes
Chunt, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Elves, Schoolyard rhymes, Unwed Mothers, Usidore
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