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February 23, 2025

Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

February 23, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie.

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February 23, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Cousin, Fish, Give a Man a Fish, Steps, Walk to Mordor, Kiss FM, We Know This Thing, Mothman, Rough Landing, Science Enthusiast, Magic, Long Rats, Longus Ratus, How Do Lights Work?, Earth Stuff, Catheter, Kathy Cathy, Bone, Cloud, Outside, Chunt in the Shower, Dream of a Bison, Car, Precious Resources, Sex Oil, Bury a Cow, Fake Whispering, Children's Birthday Scientist, Se7en, Digging, Hot Dirt, Geothermal, Fish Eat Moths, Magic School Cart, Inside Ear, Hippocumpiss, Demons
July 07, 2024

Season 5, Ep 16 - Bone Mage (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

July 07, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 16 - Bone Mage (w/ Jacob Wysocki)

Got some bones you don’t need? Well, the Bone Mage has an offer for you.

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July 07, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Blip Blop, Garli, Magic, Watching Porn with Magic, Search Terms, Low Hum, Engine Starting, Porn Addiction, Bone Mage, Shawls and Veils, Made of Bones, Clear Bonership, Rights to these Bones, Must Answer, Law of the Bone Mage, Alibony, Fairy Dust, Lavender, Needless Death, Classic Gold, Die Tie, Coma State, Following Band, Heroes and Heroins, Dirt Mage, Mud Mage, Billionaire Philanthropist, Bag of Dead Birds, Walking Dead, Mr. Bean, Business Card, Bone Home, Archive of Bones, See Face, All Mages, Mage Against the Machine
May 14, 2023

Season 4, Ep 74 - Jamillious Visits

May 14, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 74 - Jamillious Visits

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard stops by eager to see for himself if Usidore is back from the dead.

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May 14, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Father of Pearl, Friendship Bracelets, Pain Box, Kittle, Babu Frik, Rhyming, What's the News Kittle?, I Gotta Take a Big Shit, Gotta Take a Shit Fast, Mozzarella Wands, Ease Off the Cheese, Chest Trunkborn, Don't Be a Prick Suck My Dick, Heard a Portend, "One of the Good Ones", Wizard, Jamillious the Mauve, True Purpose, Multifaceted Purpose, Uncle Died, Greatest Shapeshifter In All of Foon, Dylan Montgomery, Fuck Dylan Montgomery, Little Eagle, All About That Feasting, You're Not My Dad!, Cold Soup, Fertility Soup, Chamberlain Soup, Curry, Kobe Beef, Basketball, Kukoč Beef, Magic, Steve Curse, Bobby the Knight, Hot Ones, FOIL
November 28, 2021

Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

A teenage dragon in human form applies for an internship.

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November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Hot Potato, Tall Table, Backflip, Falling, Witch Wedid, Intern, Blemish, Dragon Teen, Big Table, Dragon, Magic, Shapeshift, Teenager, Little Cute Wings, Wings, Horde, 24/7 Housing, Climax Please, Lawn Jerry, Dragon Queen, Carte Blanche, Dark Lord, Wood House, Cone of Silence, Mindle the Grindle, Come Kings, Hordakkah, 8 Millennia, Water Bread, Kips, Basement, Filthy Fish, Zach Plasma, Duck Penises
September 16, 2019

Season 3, Ep 9 - Sorcerer (w/ Mike Hanford of Questions For Lennon)

September 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 9 - Sorcerer (w/ Mike Hanford of Questions For Lennon)

The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards.

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September 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Frog, Fringe, Monologue, Magic, Cory Oarman, Army, WiFi Hotspot, Co-Captains, Cory Oarsman, Drew Barrymore, Naked O'er Their Corpses, Pump the Reins, Sweet Baby Face, Trinkle the Tiger, Mumble Fuck, Tiger, Reading is Magic, Hats, Klutz Spell Book, Stealing, Laser, Terry the Striped, Coffee Cart, Sister, Eye Socket, WTF, Podcast, Conjuring Hour, Chevy, Terry the Striped Hoonee
October 15, 2018

Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him.

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October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Murder, Poison, Honeymoon, Spell, Twosidore, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Magic, Obsidian Arm, Cat Ball, Ensorcellment, TVMF, Best Man, TCBY, Eyeball Tears, Fear Factor, Honeymonth, Step on a Crack, Magicked Rice, Backup Host, Stick, Squire, Phillip the Blacksmith, Apprentice, Stick in the Mud, Chatter Stick, Marinate in our Bullshit, Styx, Singing Saw, Lugubrious, Sticks, Sticholas Stickson, Show Notes, Elucidate, Macbeth, Blades, Dagger, Cutlass Supreme, Clown Cloud, The Good Sailors, Like a Good Sailor, Pirates, Prenote, Stick the Landing, Wallace Shawn, Aperol Spritz, Javelin, Butt Cousins, Saw Hand, Thinner, Arnie Dying, Hand to Hand, Indiana Jones, Stick the Tavern
September 24, 2018

Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

Chunt's dad is back in town for Chunt's upcoming wedding!

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September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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DQ, Hunger Ghost, Pandenomicon, Spells, Dark Lord, Soul, Twosidore, Made of Bees, Chode, Magic, Waxe, Damn Daniel, Bifter, Pride and Prejudice, Mozzarella Spheres, Getting Married, Kissing Ketchups, Congrads, Gold Goblet, Improv Everywhere, Gifts, Come Dumpster, Hugo, Arrows, Land of Lincoln, Extant, Nudes, Tingle, Raspberry Pie, Food Ghost, Onfeelthenoise, Dragon's Talon, Best Man, Merle, Bachelor Party, Badgelor Party
May 07, 2018

Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro, Live in LA)

May 07, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro, Live in LA)

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.

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May 07, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, stroke, Butt Soup, Spells, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Mayor Manana, Magic, Glasses, Gettin' Old, Butthole Fell Out, Obsidian Hand, Friends Night, What Dis?, Friendship Score, Diahrrhea Fight, Diahrrhea Monster, Garbage, Garbage Eater, Audio Editing, Ringtones, Adobe, Mud Blood, Executioners, Nickelodeon, The Bright Sessions, Running for Office, Brainy, Home Invasion, Imagination, You Ain't Gonna Pass This Ass
March 12, 2018

Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.

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March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Music, Space Bunker, The Void, Tricia, Spells, Knights in Spintax's Service, Gettin' Nuts, Fake News, Unicorn Dentist, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Reply All, Internet, Usenet News Group, Phone Call, Call In, Spintax the Green, Gold-Man, Alt-Foon-Spellcasters, Win the Internet, Rendered Fat of Children, Dimensional Portal, Bust of Titania, Magic, Pattern Wizards, Penelope Penelope, Morgan Fairchild, Create, Kickball Leagues, Super Tech Support, Smart Phone, Supernatural, Pangendered, Bit Coin, Shit Coin, Foreign Prince Scam, Crypto Currencies, Pig Snouts, TBS Reruns, TLDR, Coyotes Strapped to Drones, Pot Catcher
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