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May 12, 2024

Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

Germ Crust visits to introduce Usidore to her new love.

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May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Stuck, Rub or Touch or Press, Usidore's a Wizard Not a Lizard That's for Sure, Wiley Potatoes, Sneezes Are Breezes Coughs and Farts Jump Your Starts Better Get Moving, The Rat with a Wand Inside Him, Warlords of Sorts, Ghost or Dead, Makeup Artist, Germ Crust, Married, Cling Clang, Portrait Time, Howl's Moving Castle, Stitcher Premium's Moving Castle, Garina, Ghosts, Sweet or Savory, Contest, I Can't Evening w/ Germ, Podcast, Glamology, Boar and Waffles, Know this Rat, Spice Melange, Scratch with Fingernails, Special Spice, Spice, WIley in Mouth, I Can't Help but Taste Things, Sexual Tension, Wedding Train, 3000 Kilometers, Active Producers, Shandy Randy the Big Bowl of Brandy, Set Bales of Hay on Fire, Drunk, Getting Drunk, Work Wife Balance
April 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

An odd new tavern-goer visits. Could he secretly be Dripfang the Necromancer? Yes.

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April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Blood Farts, Usidore Dead, Wake, PK1, Podcast, Fuck and Scream, Staffs Out, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Slobodan, Slope on Down Slobodan, Professor Scrambles, Solve Crime, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, First Time Listeners, Dripfang, Cockney, Set Sail, Bend Your Ear, Family Member Number Seven, Not Suspicious, Beaver, Appeal to All Genders, Black Listed, Kill Villains, Snake Man, Obsidian Sword, REVERB!, Shuffling off to Fuckalo, Disposable In-Cum, Flavia, Flavia the Minor Witch, Sherlock Holmes, Snake, Boa Jackson, Base Slam, Ska Real Monsters
April 03, 2022

Season 4, Ep 23 - Jyn'Leeviyah Says Goodbye (w/ Felicia Day)

April 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 23 - Jyn'Leeviyah Says Goodbye (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard visits on official business regarding the Wizards Choice Awards.

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April 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Slobodan, Unnameable Mountain, Another Podcast, Pinky, PK1, Pinky Pod, Deathbed, Usidore's Death, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Lady Comfort Food, Wolf with Bat Wings, Arnie's Pinky, Eunice the Ecru, Eunice, Mason Jar, Death Bed Head, Death Bed on My Head, Podcast, Towelie, Finger Bang, FIRE, Financial Independence Retire Early, Eat Pray Fuck, Isle of Migas, Clavichole, Usidore Die, Kill Dark Lord, Big Eyes, Manhood, Tiny Chub, Hands in Pants I Swear, Chub and Comfort, Adjourn, Crypto, To the Moon, Glitter, Herpes of Crafts, Flint Pus, Chub Fairy, Us'Leeviyah, Zach Plasma, Chunt Awards, Slops, Slops the Penis, Why You Crunching My Pants?, Dog, Professor Scrambles, McGruff the Crime Dog, Scruff McGruff, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, Blue Mantle, T-Shirts
February 27, 2022

Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.

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February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Pep in My Step, Mountain Brew Ah Ha Blast, Full Pig, Pinky Clinkys, Cooper, D.B. Cooper, Douche Bag Cooper, Dying, Can the Wizard, Can Voice, Turkish Delights, Fruit Desserts, Kongy Donk, Kooper Trooper, Mario, Germ Crust, Glumology, Comedy Bang Bang, Guesting on Shows, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Shipping, Goose Juice, Blorth the Brown, These Pieces Ceases to Be This Thesis, I Can't Even, Can't Evening, Podcast, Heyyy, Most Sad Things, The Can't Even, Theme Song, Vivacious, Date, Song, Dripfang Song, Richard Jenkins
December 19, 2021

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.

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December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Solstice, Winter Solstice, Nibblebottom, Gift, Podcast, Eggnog, Tormaline, Dragon Teen, Flower, Holiday Shopping, Gift Carbs, Double Fuck Double You, Two Biggest Assholes I Know, Music, Song, Christmust, Christ Must Carols, Chunt-Chunt-Chunt, If He Dies He Dies, Dark Lord, Alligatorade, Opening Doors, Songs, Ooga-Lega-Weegga-Cheega, Tasks, Leftenant Homonym, Admiral Homonym, Magic Fucking Ears, Child, Hear Wishes, Debbie, Snowsidore, Usnowdore, Carfoon, Soul Walker, Chris Must Clause, 2 Carrots, So Many Carrots, Snowma and Snowpa, Three Scoops of Ice Cream
March 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

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March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
6 Years, Anniversary, Podcast, Wizard Convention, Chizard, Yes AND I shit, Wizard Council, Elephant and the Squid, Bangin' Buds, Green Chicken, Spint Ax, Lanyard, Speed Runs, Gold, Slender Man, Flagons of Ale, Cluck You, Zards, French Kissing and Barfing, Dokken, Sex Things, Inside Arnie's Head, Artifact, Making Titans, Teen Titans Go, Escape Jewel, Trap Jewel, Avoid the Oid, Can the Wizard, Coats, Eunice, Eunice the Ecru, Food Sex, Jalapeńo Poppers, Secret Names, Spintax Song, Spintax the Green, Jamillious the Mauve, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Whack a Hole, Obsidian Sword, Usidore's Hand, Dagger of Ethereum, Gnomes, Secret Butthole, Fuck You Off, Suckers Get Sucked, Can Force, Dark, Dark Lord
November 09, 2020

Season 3, 66 - 1989

November 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, 66 - 1989

Cassette tapes were found of a 13 year old Arnie Niekamp pretending to host a talk show in his bedroom. Some claim these include evidence of paranormal activity.

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November 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Arnie Niekamp Show, TV Guide, Telephone, 1.21 Gigawatts, Time Travel, Time Warp, Wizard and Skunk, Willie Tanner, Alf, Imagination, Younger Version of Self, Cool Skunk, Chunk, VHS, Cassette Tapes, The Burbs, Clear Phone, Podcast, MC Shiteater, Jackoff Games, Handcheck, 13 Year Old, Late Nite w/ Arnie Niekamp, Chunk the Skunk, Shmarnie, Garfield, Comic Strips, Webelos, Webelo, Hard Socks, Action Figures, TMNT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Top 10 Lists, Falcon Crest, Empty Nest, Mayo, Wings, Mayonnaise Sandwiches, Sears Catalog, Video Outpost, Book Nook, Things & Pills, Fruitopia, Garbage Pail Kids, It's Like a Baby Thing, Stab in the Eye, Basic AF, Strong Language, Creative Writing, Rent VHS Tapes
September 16, 2019

Season 3, Ep 9 - Sorcerer (w/ Mike Hanford of Questions For Lennon)

September 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 9 - Sorcerer (w/ Mike Hanford of Questions For Lennon)

The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards.

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September 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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