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February 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

The guys meet Umwelt, a Squid Kid, who experiences the world differently than they do.

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February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Goose Moose, Large Moose with Goose Wings, Manicure, Mana Cure, Amuse-bouche, Pegasoos, DQ, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Requests, Yarnie, Yarrrrnie, Secret Names, Life Stone, Pirate Speech, Yarrrgaritas, Margs, Arne the Parrot, Scrolls, Rupunsale, Help Help Help, Squid Kid, Crystal Balls, Doom Holding, Faceball, Prick Tok, Squirt Inadvertantly, Molluskmon, Taste, Taste Through Skin, Fruit Scrollup, Umwelt, Rods and Cones, Geese Meese, Dribble Pants, Dolphin with Bat Wings, Dude, Bad is now Unfamiliar, Peon Dusk, 14 Years Old, Snatch Clam, 2 in the Ink and 1 in the Ink
June 07, 2021

Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblaine for the Belaroth throne.

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June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Northeastia, Casino, Coin, Betting Intangibles, 401 Kaleidoscope, Prince Tomblaine Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Vial of Poison, Stabbed, Quality Knife, Karn Vantis, Hot Streak, Danger Room, The Crone's Bones, SHAKE THOSE BONES!, Usidore the Betrayer, King of Northeastia, Skullmaster, Secret Names, Breast Milk, Carl Flance, Fleeced by Flance, Bahama Mother, Longest Sleep, Danlet, etc, Begsburg, Monologue, Cake, Cocaines, Ad Bump, Drums and Bass, Death from Above, Sir Scootin' of Scootsville, Dead as Hell, Scoop Booby, Scoot Boopy, Halted and Caught Fire, He Should Argo Someplace Else, Everybody is Sweet, Endorsements, Health Man, Rule-it Wheel, Blues Traveler, 90's Bands, String Cheese, Corduroy Delight
March 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

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March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
6 Years, Anniversary, Podcast, Wizard Convention, Chizard, Yes AND I shit, Wizard Council, Elephant and the Squid, Bangin' Buds, Green Chicken, Spint Ax, Lanyard, Speed Runs, Gold, Slender Man, Flagons of Ale, Cluck You, Zards, French Kissing and Barfing, Dokken, Sex Things, Inside Arnie's Head, Artifact, Making Titans, Teen Titans Go, Escape Jewel, Trap Jewel, Avoid the Oid, Can the Wizard, Coats, Eunice, Eunice the Ecru, Food Sex, Jalapeńo Poppers, Secret Names, Spintax Song, Spintax the Green, Jamillious the Mauve, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Whack a Hole, Obsidian Sword, Usidore's Hand, Dagger of Ethereum, Gnomes, Secret Butthole, Fuck You Off, Suckers Get Sucked, Can Force, Dark, Dark Lord
January 18, 2021

Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.

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January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Jamillious the Mauve, Wizard, Dozens, Gettin' Nuts, Tavern Time, Segments, Tavern and Shirley, Sleepy, Cranberries, Zombie, Artifacts, Dream Journal, Wseepy, Queen's Gambit, Slumber Cup, Krom, Great Out, Zard, Zards, Wizard Council, Zard Council, Searching for Spells, Amplify Magic, Beats by Yay, First Black Wizard, Mount Quack, Shot Scale, Shotlin Man, Natural-chos, Cold Drugs, Milk the Cheese, Talenth WIne, Talent Wine, Roosters Pin Pup, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Annunciat-gin, Butt Chug, Secret Names, Stuffed Apps, Toad, Pinch Boys, Pie Guy, Cobbler, Name Bracket, Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had My Head, Good Night Omon, Artifact in Head, Fluster Butt
October 07, 2019

Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek.

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October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Secret Names, Oo, Dripfang, Necromancer, Dripfang LeDespare, Shape Shifter, Tree House, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Science, Stephanie the Boat, Dreymenshire, Co-Captains, SS Stephanie, Lil' Petey, Mid-Life Crisis, Jeffy, Jeffrey, Bear Language, Tongue of Bear, Appetizers, Thought Tamales, Bag of Apples, Halfling, Captive, Peapods, Fuck a Duck, Frazgard the Incorrigible, Mandrake Roots, Air Quotes, Send Newts, Monster Mash, Frazgard's Nan, Foonish Language, Bear Necessities, Pig Latin, French-Eagle, Punk'd, Wizard Punks, O'l Rack of Ribs, Skill Sets, Peanut Butter Bag, Bags, Dusty Owls, Sea Water, Nan
May 14, 2018

Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

May 14, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.

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May 14, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Secret Names, Falsetto Marauders, Healing Rock, Camry, Chest Trunkborn, For a Second I Phased Out, Ringtones, Drew, Trashcan Kids, WWAD, Chris Sandwich, Spwee, One Angry Man, Horrace, Killing, Kill Sheep and Smack Babies, Twue Wuv, Shush, Loose-Pants Gratax, Fuck Off Drew!
November 13, 2017

Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

November 13, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor.

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November 13, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Boys Night, Bungaree Chubbins, Live, Music, Secret Names, Fat Shaggy, Song, technical difficulties witch, Cats, The Great Gatsby, Lil' Squish, 4chan, Brooklyn, SAD Bard, Song A Day, So Much Child Death, Blinded by the Light, Califor, Nia, Oooorrrrruuuuuuuu-sidore, Multiple Personality, Monologue, Big Dogs on the Porch, Jim Gaffiganning, Mario, Demon, Jonathan Mann, Zoink, Whales of Califor, Barth the Human, Badung-Dung, Cannoli, Druid, WB, Shape Shifter, Pionk, Shootin' the Chonch, Thieves, Teens, Stolen Tree, Tree House, Boat, Rotting Wood, Answer the Fucking Question, Ribbing, Magic Feather, Magic Hammer, Classic Barth, Lit, New Guy, Square Donut, David Beckham, Chamber Pots, Apprecibate, Toy Story 2, Barth and Arnie, Barthney, Bert and Ernie, Brooklyn 99
September 18, 2017

Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.

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September 18, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Eternia, Forever Girl, Secret Names, Farting Peach, Ruby, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Basement, Twosidore, Comrade, Chode, Burp, Peach Salsa, Tavern Secrets, Recalling, Hernia, Aged, Jack Rabbit, Not Sees, Eyes Is, Tally Ban, Head of the Year, Blow Job, Horse Mouth, Dildo in a Cave, Stalactite, Prism, New Found Glory, Chasing Amy, Ovulate than Never, Skin Flaps, Four Skins, Salamander Pondu, Groupsie Boarding, Delta, Room that Everyone Shits In, Tough Room, Shit the Bed, Shit Standing, Glass Anus, Spooky, Rats, Automaton, Ruby Slippers, Dick Kiss, Tick Tick Boom, Usidorothy, Spooky Voice, Old Man, Behind a Curtain, Silver Fox, King Irving Burger Clark, Docking, Hello from the Magic Testicle, Terry Gross
July 18, 2016

71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

July 18, 2016/ Evan Jacover
71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.

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July 18, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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2 Headed Fairy, Amulet of Arthesis, Chunt, Conjoined, Horse Party, Insane Crown Posse, Live, Lyrica, Musicals, No Beard, Secret Names, Singing, Sperm, Usidore
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