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May 05, 2024

Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

The Singing Sword returns along with her assorted stabby children.

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May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Paul Business, The Wanderlost, Sugar Glider, Extraordinary Boris, 72 Exclamation Marks?, Schultz and Garrish, Suits of Armor, Hank and Tank, We're Not Fireplacing the Whole Neighborhood!, Singing Sword, Waterfall, Above an Oven, Banana Hammock, Seven Unicorns, Most Beautiful Voice, Let It Go, Wham, Five for Fighting, They Might Be Giants, Singing, Butter Knives, Not Introduced Yet!, MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!, Children, Questing Life, Fell Asleep and Peed, Shapeshifter Pee, Silent Salamander, Song Murder, Tabitha, Puppy Blood, OBGYN, Oh Boy Good You're Near!, Jak Vorpal, Co-Parents, 2 Statues, Level 78 Dungeon, Spoon, Shit Standing Up, Doctor Stupid M.D., Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Buffoon, Puppy Blood and Jelly Sandwich, Classic Spoon, Casino
December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
March 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

March 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

For the podcast's eight year anniversary Tomblain Belaroth, Momo the mouse with human strength and Hildy the very old turtle stop by for a fancy dinner party.

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March 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Tall Table, Anniversary, 8 Year Anniversary, Vrash Vrash Vrash Vrash, Evil Spell, Mean Spell, Dinner Party, Dinner Theatre, Airline Pilot Uniform, Chip Skyguy, Trumpets, Trumpets Blare Across the Hall, Your Majesty, Series of Bats, Pop Balloon, Momo, Your Mousejesty, Tomblain Belaroth, King Tomblain, Elizabeth the First, Turtle, Hildy Shiblin, Sea Turtle, First Course, Naked Cake, No Pepperoni, Amuse-bouche, Hardened Pretzels, Intercourse, King Albain Belaroth, Clark, Pizza Steak, Aggressive Eye-Contact, A Murder, Plays about Law Enforcement, A Brilliant Case Solved by a Brilliant Mind, Monologue, Line, No Line, Lady Hildegard, Eggy Baby, Singing, Ooga-Meeka-Chocky-Wocky
December 04, 2022

Season 4, Ep 54 - Jazzhands Visits (w/ Nicole Parker)

December 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 54 - Jazzhands Visits (w/ Nicole Parker)

Traveling storysinger Spiralina Jazzhands has been working on some new material. Also, we're kicking off the Winter Solstice season with Chris-Must wishes.

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December 04, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior, Bing Bong or Whatever, Winter Solstice Season, Holly Fox, Winter Solstice Socks, Runny Nose, Christmust, Tiny Usidores, Grants Wishes, Orb, Dead Spider Bing Bong Gun, Tree Wench, Usifour, Hugsidore, Butt-Plugsidore, Spirulina Jazzhands, Charmsidore, Eat Curse Detest, Tome, Song, Singing, Baby Being Saved, Usipoor, Ear Squid, Ear Owl, Deep Split, Splits, Christmust Carorbs, Wicked, Shriveled Feet, Chrismust, Hughsidore, Holidays, Bonksgiving, Pump Dumpkin, Winter Solstice Wish
October 30, 2022

Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

A haunted house and the winner of the Lil' Miss Demon pageant stop by the Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. (Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn.)

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October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Tall Table, Chunt for Red October, Blood Drive, Dracula, Get Wet, Cape, Claws, Real Arnie, Book of Beer, Gas My Anus Book of Beer, Duck to Press Soundboard, Charity Thing, Killing Vampires, Bluey, Award, Little Miss Demon Award, Little Miss Demon, Reps, Off-Limits Questions, Everybody Grills Ribs, Theme Song, Singing, Screamin' De Mon, De-Mon, Smite, Street Smiter, Rhyming, Blue Moon, Chekhov's Blue Moon, Ate a Human Pyramid, Hardship from Above, Anybody Terrible in Your Life?, Ice Cream Cones, Podcasts, Podcast Network, Haunted House, Floating Gracefully, Songs, Free Association with a Clumsy Beat, Ghosts
June 22, 2020

Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die.

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June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Chunk, Sandcastle, The Fragmenting, Shape Shifting, Truffle Shuffle, Goonies, Foyer, Sandy, Grease, Singing, Entertainer, Music, Makeup, York New, Traveling Minstrel, Gongaberries, Volcanoes, NOW That's What I Call Foon Tunes!, 17 Aunts, Mundane, Picarus Pew, Killed at 17, Jacquarus Cray, Water Daughter, Walking on the Ceiling, Foon Idol, Fight for Your Right to Party, Simian Cowl, Chunt Dead, Footprints in the Sand, Bruce the Sky God, Weak Guy, Arnor the Warrior, Arnor, Patter Song
May 18, 2020

Season 3, Ep 41 - Crone Appétit (w/ Janet Varney)

May 18, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 41 - Crone Appétit (w/ Janet Varney)

As the boys continue pondering their situation, they meet an old friend who may be able to help keep them fed, Crone Bakeress.

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May 18, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Starfish, Singing, Auto Tune, Start Over, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Edging, Beeps and Shats, Evals, Evil Vowel, Breath Through Butthole, Twins, Grubhouse, Crone Appétit, Crone Bakeress, Side-Rune, Hog Latin, Braidwynn, Sweet Pastries, Delivery Service, Food Delivery, Olive Loaf, Scrones, Insane Crone Posse, Cronics, Unsalted, Canberries, Jar Meat, Crinnamon Craisin Cread, Everything is Urine, Wake and Bake, Face Rain, Eat Your Feelings, 50 Olive Loaves, Tiny Usidore
December 09, 2019

Season 3, Ep 20 - Staff Dinner

December 09, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 20 - Staff Dinner

A staff dinner party at Jizzleknob leads to intrigue and romance and lycanthropy.

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December 09, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Singing, Gnome, Werewolf, Party, King of the Wizards, Class It Up, Love, Silent Eye, Figurehead, LIFE, Professor's Wardrobe, Professor Niekamp, Big Stores, Co-Professors, Lurking Phantom, Silent Eye Coin, Usidore the Skunk, Chair March, Sorry My Wife's Over There, Library Assistant, Jet's Son, Mind Demons, Shelf Help Book, Skin Shifter, Meat, Fruit to Meat, Triangle of Opportunity, Slaying Associates, Singcantations, School Song, Truth or Incantation, Gnome Alone, Airplane Pilot, Con Man, Bing
October 21, 2019

Season 3, Ep 14 - Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

October 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 14 - Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

Um...we interview a giant toe.

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October 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Singing, Twosidore, Stephanie the Boat, Eggy Baby, Bloated Rabbit, Cadaver Falls, Jahzos Chrost, SS Stephanie, Chronicling, Beard, It's a Helluva Town, It's a Real Shit-Hole, Squirt, Giant Toe, Giant's Toe, Big Toe, Lookin' for Love, Derek, Suck a Rat, Social Security, Framily, Dolphin, Porpoise, Vultures Inside Demons Eating Orianniouns, Dating Profile, Ten Feet, Pull the Reins, Family I Chodes, 867-5309, Purpose, Crüd - by Bears
March 11, 2019

Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.

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March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Baron Ragoon, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Hunger Ghost, Rainbow Bowls, Resonance Stone, Singing, Singing Sword, Pizza Skull, Germ Crust, Baron, Drugs, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tree, Manticore, Quest, Makeup Artist, Greg, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Made of Bees, Pamphlet, Blue Tigers, Azure, Cerulean, Spintax the Green, Penelope Penelope, Drew, Hugo, Tingle, Wedding, Bees, Best Man Speech, Myths and Legends, I Do from the Magic Tavern, Microsoft Zune, Twizard, Pink Tux, Twosidore's Wife, Traditional Wedding, Golden Frog, Horse Lot, Shrink Horses, Butt Tattoo, Wedding Boy, Noodle Bouquet, Handkerchief, Pee Yellow, Areola, Groth the Fluteman, Jethro Tull, Cummerbund, Usher, Giant Horse, Bloody Hands, Kiss from a Rose, Seal, Mimsey, Wraith, Love Tat Ass, Mr- Ghost, Leaking Teats, Face Plant, Square Dance, Boink, Papier Mache Volcano, Lost Rings, Nipple Rings, Knock Knock, Juice, Interpretative Dance, Crying, Continuity, Something Stolen, Fuck Husband, Usidore the Giant Dog, Screamail, That's Our Chunt, Fuck You Drew, Busted Ass Bitch, Consumate Marriage, May I Have This Sex?, Bee Sex, Egg, Transdimensional Deliveryman
December 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

December 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’.

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December 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Singing, Ghosts, Book Club, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, Wedding, Spaghetti, Goat Horns, Put on Airs, Mr- King, Mr- Wizard, Fancy, Tornado, Butternut Krombles, Sex Books, Banal Sex, Mr- Darcy, Caroline, Mumbo Jumbo, Rampage, Bears, Income, Boo Bucks, Bennets, 10000 lbs, Mr- Darcy the House, Skin House Rules, Skin House, Love, Sea Worm, Zombie Version, Fucking a House
December 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.

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December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Can the Wizard, Music, Musical, Singing, Songs, Winter Solstice, Pizza Skull, Man in the Mirror, Series of Bats, Come Chode, Tomblain Belaroth, Eyes, Holiday, Channel Surfing, Miser, Holiday Names, Crip Cramble, Cring Brosby, Rock, Spider-Man Tank Top, New Shirt, Love Actually, Liam Neeson, Trench Coat, Blue Tigers, Happy Holler Days, Azure, Cerulean, Hag Bum, Hag's Bum, V for Vendetta, Greedy Businessman, A Christmas Carol, Nie Nie, Holiday Songs, Lioncelot, Rain, Clouds, Clowns, Sendin' the Clouds, Sapphire, Count Teeth, Prawn, Prawnza, Inside Mouth, Ar Kamp, Makeout Point, Open Slay, Pappy Wants to Shift the Shiftmas, Sexy Songs, 9 Bat Show, Hugh Jackman, X2, Future, Present, Past, Smoldering Widow, Wiso Soup, Time-Turner, Orphan, 5 Year Old Man, Sell Eyes, Gift Againing, Covered in Soup, Hole in the Ground, Window, Choir, Choir of Lads, Shamone, Juggernaut Bitch
December 11, 2017

Season 2, Ep 39 - nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)

December 11, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 39 - nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again.

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December 11, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Grundle, Halflings, nymbee, Singing, Song, Dark Lord, Spell, Baby Don't Know, Chu Chu's Chow, Catch Phrases, Elk Head, Decrees, Take a Note, Resting Badger Face, Teenage Dream, Musicians, Bards, Free Hawk, Bus, Tour Cart, Greyhounds, Bung Shui, Pamphlet, Eat Badger, Star Fucker, Hobbits, Brother, Cock Shoe, One to Stock One to Rock, Weapons, Rainbow Sword, Banana Fanana, Hot Mom, Break Up, Elf on the Shelf, Jazz Odyssey, Trampoline, Mick's Dagger, Daggering, Eddie Murphy, Grundle 2, Sheep People, Spanquet, Chuggets, Not Quite Red Floyd
October 16, 2017

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.

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October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Singing, The Dark Lord, Song, treesistance, Shit Standing, Portal, Low Battery, Hamilton, Bard, Get Bit Like a Mother Fucker, Little Child, A Dark Lord, Earth Songs, Light Lords, Random Opportunity the Rapper, Chicago, Festival of Riots, Tavern Background, Doritos, Evil Tower, Trump Tower, Perfect Strangers, Giant Metal Clitoris, Beatles Demon Goat, Organist, Burger King, Dath, Journaling, Kick, The Clap, Fortune Teller, Gypsy, Oh Brother, Borgie, Borg Borg, Swedish Chef, Half-Brother, Quest for Father, Non GIFs, Alcoholism, This Very Table
July 17, 2017

Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.

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July 17, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Musical, Singing, Traach, Bowl of Watery Death, Cockroach Clown, Fleek, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Chunt the Flamingo, Crazy Jared, Flasingle, Flamingle, Keys, Basement, Cats, Crazy Jared the Cat Man, Scatting, 52 Sacks of Flour, Blackmail, Everything is coming up Blemish, Musical Theatre Major, Blunt and Chemish, Orc Shit, Laser Pointer, Bowl, Gina, Brain Switch, 52 Sour Flax, Stabbing, Massacre, spitting
November 07, 2016

86 - Overworked Fairy

November 07, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
86 - Overworked Fairy

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.

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November 07, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Chunt, Singing, Smash Mouth, Usidore, Petuli, Ross, Fairy, Whispering, Tea Cup, Tongueless Mouth, Arnie's Penis, Sun, Walking on the Sun, Piercing, Penis, Learning Onyx, Where's Your Butt, Ross and Rachel
August 01, 2016

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover
73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.

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August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
Arnie, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Lois, Louis, Musical, Singing, Spurt the Elder, Melchior, Pizza Skull, Rapping, Shark
July 18, 2016

71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

July 18, 2016/ Evan Jacover
71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.

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July 18, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
2 Headed Fairy, Amulet of Arthesis, Chunt, Conjoined, Horse Party, Insane Crown Posse, Live, Lyrica, Musicals, No Beard, Secret Names, Singing, Sperm, Usidore
July 04, 2016

69 - Halfling Bards

July 04, 2016/ Evan Jacover
69 - Halfling Bards

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.

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July 04, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
Blue Potions, Grundle, Halflings, Music, nymbee, Singing, Songs
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