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March 17, 2024

Season 5, Ep 1 - Wanderlost (w/ Sam Reich)

March 17, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 1 - Wanderlost (w/ Sam Reich)

The new season begins in a new tavern interviewing a king who can't decide who to leave his kingdom to.

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March 17, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Hammer O'Clock, Burlap Sack, Star Smasher, Armor, Starmor, The Mystical Armor of Becklegelig, Centipete, 2 Swords on Back, Harder than Usual, Bought a Tavern, The Wanderlost, Cursed Tavern, This Very Table, The Crafty Beaver, Wizards, Wizard Law, Bag on Head, Snagglepuss, Woe is Me, Royalty, King, Little Pretzels, So Much Miserable Young Age Death, King Gunthir Mossback, King Mossback, Triplets, 3 Sons and 11 Daughters, Bling, Slang, Cody Nate and Eric, Smashing Pretzels, Serfs, Nate Coin, Arnie Nie-coin, Cowshit, Swamp, Separation of Church and Kingdom, Evolution, Math Teacher, Immaculate Conception, Ellabella, Chronic Masturbator, Bib Bag, Sexy Pretzels, Queen Sandwich, El, Bethabelle
March 01, 2021

Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.

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March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Used Horse Salesman, Horses, Come Chode, Chode, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Outside, Rain Storm, Dark Clouds Coming, Séance, Inside Usidore's Hat, Assumé, Password, Usidore the Doorkeeper, Being Usidore Malkovich, Tiny Everything, Slumber Cup, Sexy Usidore, Blue Nipples, Chicken Fingers, Murder Usidore, Deathwish Usidore, Very Sexual, Charged with Sexuality, This Very Table, Vermilion Minotaur, Zapplebee's, Banging Fuds, Waiter Usidore, Head Shots, Assed and Answered, Segue Usidore, Motorized Segue Usidore, Massive Failure, Depressed Usidore, Get a Muscle Going
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
August 19, 2019

Season 3, Ep 5 - Castle Guards

August 19, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 5 - Castle Guards

Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer.

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August 19, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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King, This Very Table, Guards, Splinter, Velsmeer, Mindle the Grindle, Stamina, Badger Horse, Butter, Gate, Sir Herpes, Smanko, Court, Grease the Palms, Queen Samansa, Set-Up and Punch, Open Mike, Gunshow, Kissing Dogs, Tracking Shot in Goodfellows, Sir Rotcha, Sir Ratedknife, Knights, Cheap Armor, Good William, Salvation Army, Big Grande, Face Bags, Freshly Dug Graves, Guard---ener, Face Off, Roasting, Butter Faces, Tiny Penis
March 18, 2019

Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help.

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March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Hogface, Larry Birdman, Licking, Squibbert, Hank, Orcs, Twosidore, Knife, This Very Table, Barleyfoots, poet laureate, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Penelope Penelope, Statue, #PhiltheVoid, Wizard State, Excel Spreadsheet, High Time Queen, Egg, Space Jail, Emperor Football, Four Years and Two Weeks Ago, Spit-Take, Bee Sting, Usidore's Arm, Honey, Egg Baby, Mittens Game, Peed Nuts, Butts For, One Week, DL, Musltle Rlasserts, Born on a Pile of Shit, Tomes, Wizard Arm, Butt Butt, Chopsville, Poems, Barbathia, Blemishes, History, Raps, Wapons, Splinter, Arlinter, Splarnie, Prescription, Corny Ass Weiner, Muscle Mumaxer, Pineapple Frambosa, Weapon, Editing Capabilities
September 17, 2018

Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

September 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

We're back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic.

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September 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Vermilion Minotaur, Red Potion, Vampire, King of the Badger, This Very Table, Chu Chu's Chow, Mimic, Eat Arnie, You Might Be a Mimic, Chest Trunkborn, Ninja Turtle Hoodie, Aw Yeah Baby, VM, Bag Man, Brain Eviction, Briss, Twunt and Thrunt, Crown, Todd, Just Todd, Travis, Hot Goss, Todd Eats Farts, Scorpion and Frog, Whisky, Dori the Dragon, Dragon Walks into a Bar, Little Nasty Ass Boy, Nothing Special, Probably a Vampire, Bleh, Party Vampire, Be Our Guest, Proud of You, Joshing, Donger, Old Jersey, Art Thou a Narc?, Boring, Boring-Off
September 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.

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September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Resonance Stone, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Gatorade, This Very Table, Camry, Waxe, Drew, Bifter, Wifter, Spittoons, The Corruption Guild, Outside, Knocker, Franchise, Birthday Song, Mozzarella Spheres, TVMF, Usidore's Birthday, #highballergy, Off-Centered Skirt, Drawful, Live Bird, Anastasia, Biyee, Condiment Wedding, Higuythatsverybad, Advice, Second Hand Store, Hello from the Magic Chain Restaurant
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
December 04, 2017

Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

December 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.

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December 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Spell, Gettin' Nuts, Lil' Squish, Darby Barleyfoot, This Very Table, Auto Tuna, Auto Tune, Asterisk, Footnotes, Grugen, Get Wet, Treasure Chest, Grembare, Mimic, Mira Sorvino, Box, Cinnamon Bun, Rubert, Dread Pirate Roberts, Eat Arnie, 2 Buttholes, Questions, Previous Episodes, Not A Chest but a Chest, Doc Box, West Vagina, Clit Forest, Cubert, Ominous McIntyre, Chesticles, MBMBAM, My Brother My Brother and Me, Trunk Club, Summon, Wet Mice, Sweaters, You Might Be a Mimic, Different Tables, O-Talk, Barleyfoots
October 16, 2017

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.

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October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Singing, The Dark Lord, Song, treesistance, Shit Standing, Portal, Low Battery, Hamilton, Bard, Get Bit Like a Mother Fucker, Little Child, A Dark Lord, Earth Songs, Light Lords, Random Opportunity the Rapper, Chicago, Festival of Riots, Tavern Background, Doritos, Evil Tower, Trump Tower, Perfect Strangers, Giant Metal Clitoris, Beatles Demon Goat, Organist, Burger King, Dath, Journaling, Kick, The Clap, Fortune Teller, Gypsy, Oh Brother, Borgie, Borg Borg, Swedish Chef, Half-Brother, Quest for Father, Non GIFs, Alcoholism, This Very Table
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