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July 09, 2023

Season 4, Ep 80 - Tavern World

July 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 80 - Tavern World

A dimension-hopping accident leads to a world where Hello from the Magic Tavern is so popular it has its own theme park.

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July 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Transporting, Portal, Wheelchair, Colostomy Bag, 1989, Parking Loot, Emerald Zone, It's Foon Kinda Foon Sorta Foon, Pink Polo Path, Magic Tavern World, Are Tumbleweeds People?, Amusement Park, Tricia 47819, 5th Fastest Pass, The Foonest Place on Earth, Heaven, Heaven is Burning Man?, Chu Chu's Chowder, Sand in a Condom, Fork You, Mohawk, Usidore's Wild Ride, Beginning of Time, Gift Shop, Arnie Nie-pads, Automatons, Jerry Seinfeld, Fly on Your Robes, Tower of Hair-er, Scary Car, Get Wetcot, Wet Experimental Taint Community of Tomorrow, Giant Butthole, Hello from the Magic Tavern Industries, Planet Eart, Foo Ooo and Oon, Passive Agressive, Three Amigos: The Next Generation, Podcast Wars, Vermil-YUM Minotaur
June 25, 2023

Season 4, Ep 78 - 1989: Emergency

June 25, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 78 - 1989: Emergency

Returning to 1989 Ohio, Usidore and Chunt get 13-year old Arnie's help to save adult Arnie.

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June 25, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Judd Hirsch, Teleport, Portal, Little Arnie, Arnie's House, Skunk and 2 Old Guys, Fatted Goose, Chunk the Cool Skunk, Mazda Hatchback, Throwing Up, Tummy Troubles, Garfield Books, Wet Socks, Hamper, Crystal Light, Sunny D, Inside Boy, Super Sucker, Knight Rider, Kit, VHS Tapes, Video Outposts, Wreck, Car Wreck, Things and Pills, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Sundae Bar, Car Crashes, Ice Cream Everywhere!, Pay Phone, Ponderosa Steakhouse, Ambulance, Talking Coins, Gary, Ding Dong and Butt Butt, Phone Calls, Religious Profanity, Danny Asiago, Daniel Asiago, Fox Face, Red Potion, Sauce Pan, Mohawks, Hathawk, Electric Rainbow Bloodtype, Kidney Transplant
January 16, 2022

Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 12 - Treasure Hunters (w/ Nyla Rose & Aubrey Edwards)

A crypt rummager named Coral Loft and a former Mittens ref stop by the show off some of the fantastical treasures they've found.

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January 16, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Lil' Squish, Jacked, Hair Fight, Barberarian, Cooper, Fred Flintstone, Winny the Cooper, Adventure, Adventurers, Trinkets, Mittens, Mittens Referee, Mr. Chunt, Rip out Hair, Black and White Battle Axe, Elephant, Roger the Elephant, War Whistle, Blind in One Eye, Bottle Hat, Such a Dumbass, So Many Rogers, Roger, Analytics, Rune, CD Case, Kali Ma, Gift, Portal, Portals, Creepy Twins, Crypt Brothers, Eyes, Fight, Improvised Cockticklers, Ice Elves, Black and White Smith Shop
July 19, 2021

Season 3, Ep 97 - Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

July 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 97 - Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

A meeting with fancy little faun, Mister Chauncey, takes a strange turn when a large ominous creature shows up claiming to be Mister Chauncey.

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July 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Badger Boy, Slur Your B's, Ghost Comet, Circumcised in Death, Foreskin, Crypt Currency, The Lonely Gorilla, Day Traders, Fast Horses, Mr. Chauncey, Waistcoat, Portals, Portal, Rude Children, Eyes Rolling Back, One Man Standup Bass Band, Skullmaster, King of the Voles, Bugle Boy, Golem, Regionalism, True Facts, Drinking Game, Can't Lie, Arnold, Naldo, Analyze This, Cronch, David Allen McKenzie, Fancy Little Faun, Great Big Oaf, Ostentatious as Fuck, Paywall, Dimensions, Lego Dimesions, Riddle, Specific Arm, Baker's Donuts
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
November 26, 2018

Season 2, Ep 87 - Blue and Green

November 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 87 - Blue and Green

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago.

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November 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Carnival Wilson, Red Potion, Robot Arnie, Astral Plane, WKRH, Phone Lines, Greg DuBunny, Starling, Twins, Portal, Phone, Phone Calls, Medieval Times, Chore Wheel, Cape, Carnie, Mental Episode, Best Man Speech, Hello from the Normal Household, Annanelsa, Lakitu's Cloud, Obsidian Disk, Wiccan Knitting, Dalek, Niles Crane, 4 Year Old Daughter Phone, Dr- Drew, My 2 Dads, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Know This, Top 10s, Making Leather, Nethersphere, Sarah's Arm, Mapic
November 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.

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November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Carnival Wilson, Space Bunker, Spintax, The Void, WKRH, Barbara, Baba Yaga, Twosidore, Portal, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Susan Doku, Obsidian Arm, Pride and Prejudice, Fancy Blemish, #GetWed, #AwYeahBayBeez, Class It Up, Cowardly Usidore, Frankenstein, Superman, Dance Fuck, Witches, Knitting, John Wick, Phone Calls, Swordsperson, Arn Dog, Worse than Climate Change, Tiny Spintax, Dead Skin, Céline Dion, Moonlighting, Medieval Times, Detective Josh Richmond, Poop Jokes
August 06, 2018

Season 2, Ep 71 - Castle Nowhere

August 06, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 71 - Castle Nowhere

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp.

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August 06, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Butt Soup, Spell, Orcs, Telephone, Portal, Pocket Dimension, Stand-Up, Tight 5, Creepy Organ, Tiny Badgey Fingies, Strong Words, Creepy Castle, Breakneck Speed, Tapestries, Ensorcellment, Shrek, The Cliffinghanger, Doors, Underwater World, Western World, Ding, Honey Vandershrimp, Castle Nowhere, Concierge, Cookie, Earth Things, Pop-Up Book, James Van Der Beek, Ponchos and Pizzas, Rumplestiltskin, Hotel Doors, Hotel for Dogs, Happy Hour, Chili's 2 Go, Au Bon Pain, Twenty Thousand Roaring Orcs, Lounge, Bombing, Ya Burnt, Neve Campbell, Rewards Program, Jerry Seinfeld, Timber Program, Usidore Walk, Mundle
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
October 16, 2017

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.

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October 16, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Singing, The Dark Lord, Song, treesistance, Shit Standing, Portal, Low Battery, Hamilton, Bard, Get Bit Like a Mother Fucker, Little Child, A Dark Lord, Earth Songs, Light Lords, Random Opportunity the Rapper, Chicago, Festival of Riots, Tavern Background, Doritos, Evil Tower, Trump Tower, Perfect Strangers, Giant Metal Clitoris, Beatles Demon Goat, Organist, Burger King, Dath, Journaling, Kick, The Clap, Fortune Teller, Gypsy, Oh Brother, Borgie, Borg Borg, Swedish Chef, Half-Brother, Quest for Father, Non GIFs, Alcoholism, This Very Table
September 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

Usidore and Chunt's spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.

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September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Automaton Constable, Getting Nuts, Series of Bats, 2000th episode, Mister Chauncey, Circuit City, Blue Torch Special, Nut Night, Portalia, Portal, Lion, Season Fouradawire, Saved By A Bell, Beige Witch, Rotten Tomatoes, Ways a Witch might Kill You, Owl Attack, Nuts to Butts, Clip Cloppin’, Ecuador, Guster, Thunder God, United Squirrel Space Realty, USSR, Twirl Squirrel, Girl Squirrel, Y2000, Fucking Nuts, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P- Corn, Acorn, Racist, Pre-Fall, Spring of Rum, Man Bat Man, Tree in my Butt, Natalie Portman, House of Food, Magic and Shit, Loaf of Bread, Bear Shits in the Woods, Cath-O-Lick, Foon Faun
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