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August 06, 2023

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.

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August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Chunks Please, Wizard's Choice Awards, Security, Desecrated Objects, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Activia, Loose Ends, Lifted by Birds, Trongo, Boat for Legs, Fi’ang Yalok, Sound Like, Too Sexy, Butt-Holistic Medicine, High Protein Chips, Hot Sauce That's Also a Sun Screen, Loose Stools, Scrambled Neggs, Selkie, Explosive Corn Bread, Ask Me About My Cheese, High Valued Female, Birds, Real Tough Guy Shit, 52 Leaf Clovers, Blue Meanie, 27 Carts, Telly, Baby Sun, Pyramid, Pyramid Scheme, Triangle, Hot Sauce in Eyes, 2 eye patches, Closest Friends, Surrogate Daughter, Birds Carried Kitchen Away
April 30, 2023

Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

Can Otok Barleyfoot help carfoon Blemish suppress the evil trapped inside him?

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April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
8 Years, Kick Rocks, Uncle Died, Weird Pervert, Haunted Horse, 1 Night, Fortune, Innerspace, Shrunkaroos, Harry Heavyheart, Tiny Tits, Otok, Rescue, Trongo, Crag Shells, Crag Tree, Cart Blanch, Gettin' Crag Nuts, Otok Radio, Hard to Get the Nuts Out, Blemish, Basement, Nursing, Do Not Kill List, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Blemish Returns, KILL ME!, Cinnamon Bun Candle, Regarding Heinrich, Hello Assholes!, Rainbow Bowls, Nutchos, Triple Down, It's Not Your Fault, Martin Short, Lady Fluffbottom, Kittle, Heineken Maneuver, Babu Frik
April 09, 2023

Season 4, Ep 69 - Traveling Salesman

April 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 69 - Traveling Salesman

A down on his luck traveling salesman stops by desperate to make a sale.

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April 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Co-Hork, Poltergeist Voice, 4 Feet of Water, Hard Boiled Detective, Co-Bork, Scrying Pool, How Dare You to Keep Kids Off Magic, Fuck It Reading Program, Fuck It, Wares for Sale, Born In Bread, Segue, Minotaurs, Gettin' Nuts, Talking Nuts, Worn Wares, Nasty Mouth, Otok, Otok's Wife, Arthur Rent, Thomas Foolery, 3 Go's, 3 Doztuplets, A-Greg, Greg, Merchant, Salesman, Steal One Get One, Beautiful Boys, 36 Ales, Tims
March 19, 2023

Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

Brotaur, half man, half animal, all warrior, returns and he's matured quite a bit in recent years... according to him.

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March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Dream, Threeg, Boy Band Competition, Usidore the Ghost, Hatch Me if You Can, Frosted Tips, Puka Shell Necklace, Tummy Troubles, Gnome in Your Tummy, Fox Face, Get in That Throat, Otok, Bro-Taur, Kidney Stones, Kidnie Niestones, Bros, Still is Huge Bros, Tomorrow Salad, Foon 100, Best Bodies, Hog, Crystal Ball, Arena, Greatest Body, Bro, Orgy Thing, Prime of My Life Per Ushe, Bratar, East Coast, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Catch Phrase, Whoomp! There It Is, Barry, Morglorb Bear, Crypto, The Shattering, "Those People", Chin Up Chest Out, Lydia Tár, Gui Tar, Gator Introvert, Storming of the Castle, Co-Kings, PWAHAPWAHAPWAHA, Origin of Word is Clearly His Penis, Wettar, Hands on a Hard Body, Mark Ward, Dr. Ward, Director Ward
December 18, 2022

Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

Either we find and save Otok this episode, or Usidore dies for real. Those are the stakes.

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December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Psalm, Pissalm, Common Name, Skylar, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Ghost, Crazy Scarf, Remote Location, Trongo, Triangle, Remember, School, Teacher, Singles and Slapnuts, Rabbit, Arnor, Killed Arnor, Greatest Warrior, Pile of Coins, Soup in His Butt, Snack Time, Doc Hollywood, Muffin Foot, A Rabbit, What? Where is My Son?, Louie Anderson, Mr. Trongo, Cleft Trongo, Fight in the Forest, Trongo Family, LeNuts Lastname, Spell, Lonely, Pointing, Razors, Trongo the Giraffe
August 10, 2020

Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.

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August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Fingering Rune, Voice Mail, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Beep, Castle Skullmaster, Activia, Otok, More Horny Bugs Bunny, Castle, What's Up Knock?, House Sitting, Squatting, Lightning Crashes, Thunder, Baked Goods, Birds Carried Kitchen Away, Chill, Stress Free, Relaxed, Ogre Retreat, Tall Scary They Eat People, Ogre the River and Through the Woods, Chris-tles, Crystals, Portrait Commission, Flex Mulligan, 2 Rune Lines, Human Couch, Strong Guy, Skull Master, Obsidian Sword, Evil Risotto, Future Usidore, Eggs Flour and Chocolate, 200 Friends?, Linkedin, Hogsfacer, Hogsface, Clear Skin, Vision Board, Woody, Toy Story, Birds, Eaten by Giant Birds
March 16, 2020

INTERLUDE - Five Mirror World Years

March 16, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Five Mirror World Years

Meanwhile in the evil alternate version of Foon, Carnival Wilson, Usidore the Black and Wendigo Wilson prepare for a meeting with Good Tannakin and Good Blemish.

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March 16, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
EVIL!, Evil Chicago, Malort, Only Ketchup, Dr. Ward, Mirror World, Tannakin, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tannakin the Terrible, Wendigo Wilson, Usidore the Black, Otok, Stealing Nuts, Brownie and Buds, Hello from the Evil Tavern, Blemish the Good, Tattoos, Treaty of Surrender, Gratax, Speeches, Eyes of Blood, Clear Blood, Jazz Combo, It's a Beautiful World, Wendigo's to Go, Duke Ragoon, Art Therapy, 2.5 Years of Podcast, Rainbows, All Upright Bass, Essence of Sunshine Oil, FUCKOFF, Drink Punch, Kool-Aid, Multifaceted Gemstone
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
July 25, 2016

72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

July 25, 2016/ Evan Jacover
72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.

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July 25, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
Chunt, Cruel Aid, Cult, Flower, Gracie, Krom the Fingarian, Lonely Cult Memeber, morning routines, Otok, Otok's Quest, Resonance Stone, Usidore
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