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May 22, 2022

Season 4, Ep 28 - Hogsfacer

May 22, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 28 - Hogsfacer

Return to Hogsfacer to catch up with the town. Gianessa is there to share the results of the recent mayoral election.

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May 22, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Hogsface, Hogsfacer, I'm with Stuppid, Part Steve Martin Part Heat Miser, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Jim Fuck Too, Vermilion Mino2, 2milion Minotaur, Look Who's Blacksmithing Now, Tock the Tick, Truce, Deep Bass, Ramshackle, Chuntillius, D.A.R.E., Clunky, Mayor of Hogsfacer, Professor Scrambles, Flint Pus, Ricky Dodo, Richard Jenkins, Hardwood Fuckbuddy, Vermilion Minotaur, 2 Vermilion 2 Minotaur, This Certain Table, Mayor Relkorus, Full on Usidore, Tiny Dick, Shot, Shot the Sheriff, Rockforth, Smooth, Game Warden, Game Piece, Parius, Killed Twin, She's All That, Mayor Banana, Clone
December 12, 2021

Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

The dragon in the basement needs a list of who it is and isn't okay to kill.

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December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
No Guest, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Eyes Bigger, Isos, Kegels for Your Face, Grab Face by Both Sides, Adorable, Deep Voice, Runner, Isolate, Home Alone, Happy Thieve's Maze, Huge Head, Popeye, Allergic Reactions Are Not Muscle, Dark Lord, Not Wanted Posters, Kevrat, Ass Hat, Mirrors, Covered Mirrors, Anime of Green Gables, Ruben, Wait Staff, Cooper, Body Spice, Beautiful Arnold, Vermilion Minotaur, Usidore's, Business Geniuses, Chu Chu's Chow, Drink Floyd, Weird Ales, Strange Joann Fabric, Tormaline, Sweetums, Lists, Ok to Kill-List, Little Bell, Arley, Mimsey, Twosidore, Leftenant Homonym, Night Doctor, Horsey McMurder, Zach Plasma, or...Still Crazy After All These Beers, Offal, Big Baby Offal, Big Baby Awful, Dry Spell, Ogre Whats Good At Magic
August 02, 2021

Season 3, Ep 99 - Magic Mirror (w/ Niccole Thurman)

August 02, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 99 - Magic Mirror (w/ Niccole Thurman)

A Magic Mirror wants to start living her own life. Also, an imposter pretends to be Arnie.

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August 02, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
4 Years and 4 Weeks, Vermilion Minotaur, The Immortal Roach, Dive Bar, Shitty Bar, Hoobastank, Spake, Expectant Past Tense, Queen Trachea, King Tomblain, Magical Forest, David Allen McKenzie, The Scattered, TENƎT, Tenet, Mira Mirror, Evil Queen, Fairest, Ornate, Spake Bank, Magic Carpet, Mirror, Resumé, Latin, 6 Feet Tall, I Don't Get Hungry I Get Even, Cracks, Clean Cage, Party in the Front Business in the Back, Bragging, Dark Lord, Seeing Assholes, Morglorb, Magic Guy, Legs or Something, Sorcerer, Mirror with Legs, Chunky Heels, Arnold, Carnival Wilson
March 01, 2021

Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.

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March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Used Horse Salesman, Horses, Come Chode, Chode, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Outside, Rain Storm, Dark Clouds Coming, Séance, Inside Usidore's Hat, Assumé, Password, Usidore the Doorkeeper, Being Usidore Malkovich, Tiny Everything, Slumber Cup, Sexy Usidore, Blue Nipples, Chicken Fingers, Murder Usidore, Deathwish Usidore, Very Sexual, Charged with Sexuality, This Very Table, Vermilion Minotaur, Zapplebee's, Banging Fuds, Waiter Usidore, Head Shots, Assed and Answered, Segue Usidore, Motorized Segue Usidore, Massive Failure, Depressed Usidore, Get a Muscle Going
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
September 17, 2018

Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

September 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

We're back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic.

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September 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Vermilion Minotaur, Red Potion, Vampire, King of the Badger, This Very Table, Chu Chu's Chow, Mimic, Eat Arnie, You Might Be a Mimic, Chest Trunkborn, Ninja Turtle Hoodie, Aw Yeah Baby, VM, Bag Man, Brain Eviction, Briss, Twunt and Thrunt, Crown, Todd, Just Todd, Travis, Hot Goss, Todd Eats Farts, Scorpion and Frog, Whisky, Dori the Dragon, Dragon Walks into a Bar, Little Nasty Ass Boy, Nothing Special, Probably a Vampire, Bleh, Party Vampire, Be Our Guest, Proud of You, Joshing, Donger, Old Jersey, Art Thou a Narc?, Boring, Boring-Off
September 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.

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September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Resonance Stone, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Gatorade, This Very Table, Camry, Waxe, Drew, Bifter, Wifter, Spittoons, The Corruption Guild, Outside, Knocker, Franchise, Birthday Song, Mozzarella Spheres, TVMF, Usidore's Birthday, #highballergy, Off-Centered Skirt, Drawful, Live Bird, Anastasia, Biyee, Condiment Wedding, Higuythatsverybad, Advice, Second Hand Store, Hello from the Magic Chain Restaurant
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
July 16, 2018

Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

July 16, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along.

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July 16, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Baron Ragoon, Blemish, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Crazy Jared, Cor Blimey, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Obsidian Arm, Hello from the Black Magic Tavern, Grombombulous, Grombomb, Rocks in Jars, No One Dies, Warter, Ruffios, Menu Face, Sailor Costume, Jackanape, Fisting, Giant Lolly, Boy King, Prince Dart, Prince Dartholomew, Donald Duck, Ditty, Laptop, Guessing Password, Stealing Memories, 1-2-3-4-5, Vibranium, Stork Playing Piano, Heist, Crew, Heist Night, Ensorcellment
November 21, 2016

88 - Dragonborn

November 21, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
88 - Dragonborn

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.

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November 21, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Slime, Usidore, Vermilion Minotaur, Standup Bass, Dragon Born, Bands, Interior Decoration, Dark Lord, Mechanical Minotaur, Pidgeon, Chunt's Mom, Owl, Racism, Earth Slang, Smish Smosh, Lizard Guy, Fang's Way, Carlitto's Way
July 06, 2015

18 - Blemish

July 06, 2015/ Adal Rifai
18 - Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.

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July 06, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Blemish, Chunt, Otok Barleyfoot, Spiced Potatoes, Usidore, Vermilion Minotaur
April 13, 2015

6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

April 13, 2015/ Adal Rifai
6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him.

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April 13, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Otok Barleyfoot, Vermilion Minotaur
March 08, 2015

1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern

March 08, 2015/ Ryan DiGiorgi
1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern

Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon...

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March 08, 2015/ Ryan DiGiorgi/
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Chunt, Hogface, Usidore, Vermilion Minotaur
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