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August 16, 2021

Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!

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August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Boat, SS Stephanie, Carfoon, Cafarnie, Fireworks, Volcano, Blemish, Carfoon Blemish, Momo, Flip Flops, Krom, Krom the Barbarian, Krom the Fingarian, Final Episode, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Soul Wa, Metal as Hell, Game Recognize Game, Skeleton Army, Fire Boat, Bears, Bear Orgy, Snake Bumps, Lava Archers, Masters of Mayhem, Attack Bats, Dark Lord, Flirty Chain Mail, Goblin Architects, Lava, Obsidian, Empathy, It's Not Your Fault, All Named Randy, Roblin, Fireballs, Huge Dick Balls, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vacation, Pizza Skull, Zombies, Battle Pizza, Skateboard, Best Friends, Memory Palace, Crispix, Ratatouille, Fastball Special, Merchandise, Shots, Kelsey Getting Married, Partying, Certified Party Animal, Parrot Heads, Wizards, Wizard Deaths, The True Death, True Purpose, EVIL!, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Ball of Light, Fast Horses
August 09, 2021

Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.

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August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
SS Stephanie, I'm Your Horse Carnival Wilson, Carnival Wilson, Carnie, Cafarnie, Volcano, Hot Blood, Eggy Baby, Mando, Blemish, Under the Robelets, Momo, Vacation, Going into Battle, The True Death, Sexposition, Sunscreen, Krom, Krom the Fingarian, Mixing Friend Groups, Best Friends, Woodpecker Named Joanne, Sledding, Scheduling, Fluptember, Vwishtash, OOF, Shifting to Humans, Coconut Drink, Ocean Butt, Ocean Spray, Artifact, Artifacts, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Rock, Fingaria, Giant Pile of Snakes, Note on Rock, Squid Ink, Carfoon, Carfoons, Carfoon Blemish, Tenet, TENƎT, Boat, Beared by Bears, Crewed by Bears, Bears, Twosidore, Séance, Foodie, Ouroboros, Poetry, Dream Journal, Yeah So, Sea Lion
January 04, 2021

Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle... maybe.

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January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
At Sea, Out at Sea, SS Stephanie, Happy Earth Birth, 1989, 2 Brands of Doritos, Oweeo, Bears, Bug Bear, Hildy, Ancient Turtle, Ghost, Ghost Turtle, Sea Foam, Physical Form, Paperwork, Dying, Acoustic Guitar, Blob, Henry, Bird, Giant Metal Bird, Duke, Duke of Earl, Inside Bodies, Sea Mail, FLOTUS, Possess, Implants, Celebrate Body
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
October 14, 2019

Season 3, Ep 13 - Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders

October 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 13 - Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders

Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter.

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October 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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blood, Pizza Skull, Cat or Doctor, Dark Lord, Poem, Healing Rock, Getting Nuts, Chunt for Red October, Bears, Eggy Baby, Sea-Mail, Bug Bear, Jessica Wethole's Magical Hair Love, Invisible Hands, C4RO, Usidore da Boo, Hi from the Magic Table, Elvish Lullaby, Smily Face, Roar, Morglorb, Lackluster Lagoon, Chorly, Chorles, Limp, Barnacles, Sea Faring Creature, Half Man Half Amphibian Half Fish, Sub Minion, Chorly's in Charge, Estuaries, Carl's in Charge, Regional Minions, Rodrick, Macklemore, Joanie Loves Chorly, Joanie, Gills, Arousal, Jars of Blood, Wear a Wire, Foonstie River, Biology, Algae, Small Mouth, Kelp! I Need Somebody, Kelp, Dick Bone, Leg Connected to your Penis, Brackish Area, Mike, No Birthdays on Wednesdays, Mustaches, Sea Snail
September 02, 2019

Season 3, Ep 7 - Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)

September 02, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 7 - Sea Witch (w/ Sarah Haskins)

A sea witch appears on deck.

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September 02, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Sea, Siren, Mother, Bears, Stephanie the Boat, Eggy Baby, Sea-Mail, Corduroy, Pirate Theme, The Land of Food, Barf, Scurvy, Cory Oarman, Bullshit Rules, Bug Bear, Yogi the Bear, Picnic Basket, New No-Nos, Moss, Sea Husband, Whisked Tea, Drowning, Water of the Sea into your Mouth, Dreymenshire, Scales, Emotional Doofness, Enchantment, Shrimpin', Go A-Shrimpin', Biodiversity of the Coral Reef, Chair, YouTube Channel, Yo-Ho-Ho, Spargle, Doug, Kraken Welplings, Cracker of Krakens, She's All That, Straits, Mariah, Pity Nuts
August 05, 2019

Season 3, Ep 3 - Demon

August 05, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 3 - Demon

A demon stops by to share his inner life.

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August 05, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Demon, Bears, Silent Eye, Winged Whale, Stephanie the Boat, TekWar, Lincoln, Keen, Keening, Shape Shift at Will, Corduroy, Bearstein, Xylox, Kelvin Bacon, Feelings, Bearger, Xylitol, Blue Flame, Rhinus, The Silent GH, Frylock, Xylock, Donald Duck Hat, Paige, Page, Jason Todd, Dirty Little Dirt Worm, Chaste Island, TekWars, Blue Demon's Clues
July 29, 2019

Season 3, Ep 2 - Ancient Turtle

July 29, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 2 - Ancient Turtle

A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life.

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July 29, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Curse, Dark Lord, Foo, Oo, Saloon, Donald Duck, Bears, Book of Sight, Silent Eye, Twoif, Stephanie the Boat, At Sea, Shit Head, Hard Boiled Eggs, Eggy Baby, Bonk, Turtle, FLOTUS, Usidore's Songs, Hot Sea, Tentacled Scorp, Bone Person, Sinking Ships, Captain Google, Doxed, Cut Songs, Ghost in the Shell, TekWar, How Holes are Made, Starfish, Eels, Water Moves You, Involuntary Cardio Arrest, Cruise Ship, Sea-Mail, Chunt with Six Seas
July 22, 2019

Season 3, Ep 1 - Seaside (w/ Justin McElroy)

July 22, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 1 - Seaside (w/ Justin McElroy)

A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern.

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July 22, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Rocky Talkie, Susan Doku, Bears, Tavern, Seaside, Fuck Off Wizard!, Rodney, Fancy Talk, Coin, Silent Eye, Secret Order, Whispering Eye, Giant Egg, Figurehead, Twoif, Oneif, Adult Pinocchio, Jagged Dagger, LIFE, Jibboom, Boats, Peter Pan, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moby Dick, Winged Whale, University of Phoenix, 8 Crazy Nights, Schluff Off Like so Much Dead Skin, Lande, Stephanie the Boat, Happy Smiling Wood Boy, Salt Water, Brinemist, Street Performers, Gazebo, Cloud, Bro Can You Float?, Dunebuggies, Jerry Maguire
December 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

December 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’.

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December 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Singing, Ghosts, Book Club, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, Wedding, Spaghetti, Goat Horns, Put on Airs, Mr- King, Mr- Wizard, Fancy, Tornado, Butternut Krombles, Sex Books, Banal Sex, Mr- Darcy, Caroline, Mumbo Jumbo, Rampage, Bears, Income, Boo Bucks, Bennets, 10000 lbs, Mr- Darcy the House, Skin House Rules, Skin House, Love, Sea Worm, Zombie Version, Fucking a House
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