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February 09, 2025

Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

February 09, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

Arnie calls the first business meeting to order to answer emails, figure out the animal war and decide if they should get tattoos.

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February 09, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Stenogopher, Stenographer, Police Academy, Apostrophe, Feline Zelig, Business Night, 10 Year Anniversary, Frog, A'm Fib Ous, Amphibious, Spelling Hive, Emails, Dwarfs, Bluesky, Mr Bluesky, Xerton, Unstooooooooooooooooopable, No Bad Ideas, Chunt (Not Pervert), Skeet Skeet Skeet, Order of Business, Immortal Gem, Gem, Exacterbating, Lavender Wizard, Game Show, Game Show Host, Open-Mouth Kiss, Boob Honkin' Moose, Magnificent Boris, Bench, Duck, Bread, Animal War, Sidecar, Sidebar, Sidecart, Family Ties, Gnome, Summon Pizza, Pizza Skull, The Noid
September 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.

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September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Buca di Buttholes, Gorgon Holes, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Hot Topic, Skittles, Fruity M&Ms, What is Weezer?, In the Garage, Wizard's Choice Awards, Larry Birdman, King Belaroth, Best Off-Screen Kiss, Brooch, Tim Tam the Teal, Bee-Roach, Change Reality, Fucked Up Looking Woman, Pits of Hell, From Beyond the Grave, Red Queen Merzia, Needle Teeth, Sharp Pointy Head, Cobwebs for Hair, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Charlhaxumrus, Spiders in Face, Taco Hell, Psst Psst Chht Chht, Pulled Inside Out Stitched Back Together Then Dipped in Gold, Pins, Trading Pins, BATS!, Cape, Insanity Pin, Distracter, Set of Pins, Let's Guac!, Chuntskis for Tchotchkes, Horrific, Gliding Around the Room, Witch, Ent Titties, Gouda Pin, Power of Homogezation, Homogenization, Flair Vest, Bakers Dozen...14!, 14 Pins, We're Gouda, Sleigh Girl Sleigh, Bars and Grills, It's Beer O'Clock Somewhere, The Time Pin, Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me, It's Beer O'Cock Somewhere, Handlebars, Pizza Skull, Combination Pizza Hell and Taco Hell, Flesh and Dreams, Permabuddy, Freeze Time, Time Crimp
July 23, 2023

Season 4, Ep 82 - Larry Birdman Visits

July 23, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 82 - Larry Birdman Visits

The Foon Mittens League may be back as commission Larry Birdman makes a surprise visit.

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July 23, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Kittle, What the Wat?, Tavern World, Eart Gerts are Easert, Everybodys Squeend for the Workend, Get Wat, Mail, Wizard's Choice Awards, Shapeshifter Tonys, Pizza Skull, Wat's Up Guys?, Tom Bigglesworth, The Loneliest Lonely Son of Lonely, FML, TMI, Tolerant Mittens Initiave, S&M, Super Hoots, Sawed E, Throwball Handball, BDSM League, Chunk Bugglesbutt, Delanore's Wands, OG Condoms, Dick Wizardry, rOscar Obertson, Wet Pants, Rick Picklesmith, Letterman, Hare Dresser, Hell Mutts
December 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

December 11, 2022/ Matt Young
Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.

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December 11, 2022/ Matt Young/
Crunch Fizz, Forest, Travelling, Unwich, Tiny Ropes, Hippocrite, Half Lion Half Grits, Pee and Poop, Zoomies, Crochet Pillows, Camp, Christmust Wish, Otok Barleyfoot, Save Otok, Broke Mirror, Ghost, Ghost Story, Sheriff, Gianessa, Bungaree Chubbins, Chamber Pots, Little Usirella, Pizza Skull, Pizza Threats, Pizza Fucked, Little Usidores in Hat, Gift Horse, What? What?, Fancy, Upper Middle Class Bird, Magic Tree Branch, Golden Branch, Branchy, Pipsqueak, No No to Momo, Knock Knock Jokes, Talbot the Badger, Talbot, Spintax, Gagroomps, Gagroomp, Bluebird with a Hat, Hat Jeans, Pretty Pink Penis, Loosidore, Undressing, All the Forest and Creatures of the Animals
July 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 36 - Cowboy World: Tom the Cowboy

Tombleweed Cattleruss, the Cowboy World version of Tomblaine Belaroth, stops by to recount his strange path to being co-sheriff.

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July 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Greenhorn, Cowboy World, Ulysses, Lobotomize, 80's Songs, Bury the Revolver, Golden Corral, Cactus Shit, Neigh Y'all, Shoot the Second Moon, Pizza Skull, Co-Sheriff, Gianessa Relkorus, Tom the Sheriff, Series of Coyotes, Gun Slinger, Chicken Penis, The Wizard in Glass, Southwestville Gulch, Busty Cattleruss, Rhianmblin, Milk Whisky from a Horse, Whisky Horse, Big Al, Fly in the Soup, Swisher, Swisher Sweet, Throaty Orally Cattleruss, Twins, Handsome Frank, Cher in Sheriff, Wet Ass Posse, BOY'S WEEKEND!, Krefnen, O'Krefnen, In Sin, Shot the Moon, Cowboy Ugly, Hats
August 16, 2021

Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!

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August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Boat, SS Stephanie, Carfoon, Cafarnie, Fireworks, Volcano, Blemish, Carfoon Blemish, Momo, Flip Flops, Krom, Krom the Barbarian, Krom the Fingarian, Final Episode, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Soul Wa, Metal as Hell, Game Recognize Game, Skeleton Army, Fire Boat, Bears, Bear Orgy, Snake Bumps, Lava Archers, Masters of Mayhem, Attack Bats, Dark Lord, Flirty Chain Mail, Goblin Architects, Lava, Obsidian, Empathy, It's Not Your Fault, All Named Randy, Roblin, Fireballs, Huge Dick Balls, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vacation, Pizza Skull, Zombies, Battle Pizza, Skateboard, Best Friends, Memory Palace, Crispix, Ratatouille, Fastball Special, Merchandise, Shots, Kelsey Getting Married, Partying, Certified Party Animal, Parrot Heads, Wizards, Wizard Deaths, The True Death, True Purpose, EVIL!, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Ball of Light, Fast Horses
April 27, 2020

Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant

April 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations.

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April 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Seapee Horpies, Gemstone, Jewels, Separated, Trapped, Hot Springs, New Backgrounds, Beeps and Shats, Rune Meeting, Shattered, Pizza Skull, What's the Jizz?, Wizard State, Pocket Dimension, Strong Guy, Weak Guy, Tree Day, Pennywise, Rare Walks, Blemish, Amazon Prime, Shapeshifter State, Didgeridoo, Wowwie Zowwie, SHUT THE FUCK UP!, The Human State, Sea-Mail, Justifying the Audio, DJ Qualls, The Shattering
October 14, 2019

Season 3, Ep 13 - Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders

October 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 13 - Chunt for Red October 5: Executive Hoarders

Back on the high seas, Chunt hosts the fifth annual blood drive for vampires. Although blood may not cure the sea creature the hosts encounter.

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October 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
blood, Pizza Skull, Cat or Doctor, Dark Lord, Poem, Healing Rock, Getting Nuts, Chunt for Red October, Bears, Eggy Baby, Sea-Mail, Bug Bear, Jessica Wethole's Magical Hair Love, Invisible Hands, C4RO, Usidore da Boo, Hi from the Magic Table, Elvish Lullaby, Smily Face, Roar, Morglorb, Lackluster Lagoon, Chorly, Chorles, Limp, Barnacles, Sea Faring Creature, Half Man Half Amphibian Half Fish, Sub Minion, Chorly's in Charge, Estuaries, Carl's in Charge, Regional Minions, Rodrick, Macklemore, Joanie Loves Chorly, Joanie, Gills, Arousal, Jars of Blood, Wear a Wire, Foonstie River, Biology, Algae, Small Mouth, Kelp! I Need Somebody, Kelp, Dick Bone, Leg Connected to your Penis, Brackish Area, Mike, No Birthdays on Wednesdays, Mustaches, Sea Snail
March 25, 2019

Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

March 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord.

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March 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Larry Birdman, Mittens, Pizza Skull, Squibbert, Dark Lord, Birds, Snacks, Orcs, Mysterious Anonymous, Peed Nuts, DL, Rick Picklesmith, Hogsface Poison Blades, Skittles, Squibbish, Booth, Horse Blood, Human Zoo, High Horse, Pickle Rick, Airing Grievance, Mary Buck Bill, Murder Cereal, Cluck Farmington, Ploppers, Fat Ghost, Duke, cume, Plopper Me This, Locker Room, Mrs- Picklesmith, Sports Movies, Motivational Speech, Dig a Hole, Arousing Speech, Bazinga, Beat a Bat with Beets, Hot Mic
March 11, 2019

Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.

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March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Hunger Ghost, Rainbow Bowls, Resonance Stone, Singing, Singing Sword, Pizza Skull, Germ Crust, Baron, Drugs, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tree, Manticore, Quest, Makeup Artist, Greg, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Made of Bees, Pamphlet, Blue Tigers, Azure, Cerulean, Spintax the Green, Penelope Penelope, Drew, Hugo, Tingle, Wedding, Bees, Best Man Speech, Myths and Legends, I Do from the Magic Tavern, Microsoft Zune, Twizard, Pink Tux, Twosidore's Wife, Traditional Wedding, Golden Frog, Horse Lot, Shrink Horses, Butt Tattoo, Wedding Boy, Noodle Bouquet, Handkerchief, Pee Yellow, Areola, Groth the Fluteman, Jethro Tull, Cummerbund, Usher, Giant Horse, Bloody Hands, Kiss from a Rose, Seal, Mimsey, Wraith, Love Tat Ass, Mr- Ghost, Leaking Teats, Face Plant, Square Dance, Boink, Papier Mache Volcano, Lost Rings, Nipple Rings, Knock Knock, Juice, Interpretative Dance, Crying, Continuity, Something Stolen, Fuck Husband, Usidore the Giant Dog, Screamail, That's Our Chunt, Fuck You Drew, Busted Ass Bitch, Consumate Marriage, May I Have This Sex?, Bee Sex, Egg, Transdimensional Deliveryman
October 01, 2018

Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

October 01, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone.

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October 01, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Pizza Skull, Twosidore, Lil' Squish, Chef Cadence, Tomblain Belaroth, Chusidore, BM, No One Dies, #PhiltheVoid, TVMF, Best Man, Wedding, #chuchusvow, #chutwos, Porcelain Bowl, Break Rules, Dragon & Kraken Show, Noise Pollution, Echo, Dopplegänger, Swizzenbaum, Family of Spies, Bowels of Terr'akkas, Hats and Baskets, Sex Hat, Be Cool with Me, November Rain, Señor Frog's, "I'm Going to Kill You", Assassin's Creed, Lurm, My Bing Bongs All Wet, Pegging, Wet Peg, Looky-Loo, Sound Board, Spinoff Podcast, Stuttering John, Dopel, Ropel
March 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 51 - Squibbert

March 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 51 - Squibbert

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it.

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March 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Gorgeous, Pizza Skull, Dark Lord, Farting Peach, Spell, Sword, Talbot, Hank, Road Trip, Twosidore, Best Friends, Beef Tits, Weapons, Camry, Mayor Manana, Kid Usidore, Foon Friends Baby, Juicy, Mmmmm Blood Farts, Mr- Tally Man, Hypnosis, No Podcast this Week, Chest Trunkborn, Frogs, Pings, Mayor Sash, DJ Qualls, Captain's Hat, Cabin in the Woods, Krimit the Frog, Reintarnation, Mist Sword, Killed Dark Lord (Wink), Squimbert, Monster's Energy Drinks, Tripping on Frog, Penieus, Dark Lord's Grandma, Sleep with Me
December 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.

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December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Can the Wizard, Music, Musical, Singing, Songs, Winter Solstice, Pizza Skull, Man in the Mirror, Series of Bats, Come Chode, Tomblain Belaroth, Eyes, Holiday, Channel Surfing, Miser, Holiday Names, Crip Cramble, Cring Brosby, Rock, Spider-Man Tank Top, New Shirt, Love Actually, Liam Neeson, Trench Coat, Blue Tigers, Happy Holler Days, Azure, Cerulean, Hag Bum, Hag's Bum, V for Vendetta, Greedy Businessman, A Christmas Carol, Nie Nie, Holiday Songs, Lioncelot, Rain, Clouds, Clowns, Sendin' the Clouds, Sapphire, Count Teeth, Prawn, Prawnza, Inside Mouth, Ar Kamp, Makeout Point, Open Slay, Pappy Wants to Shift the Shiftmas, Sexy Songs, 9 Bat Show, Hugh Jackman, X2, Future, Present, Past, Smoldering Widow, Wiso Soup, Time-Turner, Orphan, 5 Year Old Man, Sell Eyes, Gift Againing, Covered in Soup, Hole in the Ground, Window, Choir, Choir of Lads, Shamone, Juggernaut Bitch
May 15, 2017

Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists

May 15, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.

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May 15, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Pizza Skull, Bird, Guard, Shots, Orange is the New Black, Whacky Stick, Book Club, Herbalists, Hand Fungus, Paddy Whack, Unicorn Blood, Dickweeds, Bad Brains, Thomp, Concrete, Dwarf Lung, See ya tomorrow, Set on Fire, Tiny Snake, Ernie, Cone Scheme, Con, Pot Heads, Wag 'n Talk, TV Guide
October 17, 2016

83 - Tree

October 17, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
83 - Tree

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.

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October 17, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Pizza Skull, Tree, Skateboard, Usidore Dead, Pizza, Butt Soup, Soup Port, Nectarine, Tangarine, Space Station
August 15, 2016

75 - Make-Up Artist

August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
75 - Make-Up Artist

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.

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August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Usidore, Pizza Skull, Feather Beard, Red Potion, Ghosts, Foo Fighters, Butt Chugging, Germ Crust, Tricia
August 01, 2016

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover
73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773)

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.

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August 01, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Arnie, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Live, Lois, Louis, Musical, Singing, Spurt the Elder, Melchior, Pizza Skull, Rapping, Shark
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