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April 21, 2024

Season 5, Ep 6 - Tom the War King (w/ Steve Waltien)

April 21, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 6 - Tom the War King (w/ Steve Waltien)

Can a visit with King Tomblain Belaroth help in the War on Wizards?

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April 21, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
I'm Not Evil, Wizard Law, Wizard War, Dressed Up, Visual Aids, Cleau, Grasshopper, WoW, Starbucks Cup, Sweet Pitch, Batallia, Battion, Compass Rose, 99 Problems but a Pitch Ain't One, Krefnen, Series of Bats, O'Krefnen, Clip Show, Wizard Cum, G-Spot, WoW I, Stabbed, Knives, Healing Rock, Speed Ball, Fastball Special
March 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

March 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 65 - Eight Years

For the podcast's eight year anniversary Tomblain Belaroth, Momo the mouse with human strength and Hildy the very old turtle stop by for a fancy dinner party.

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March 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Tall Table, Anniversary, 8 Year Anniversary, Vrash Vrash Vrash Vrash, Evil Spell, Mean Spell, Dinner Party, Dinner Theatre, Airline Pilot Uniform, Chip Skyguy, Trumpets, Trumpets Blare Across the Hall, Your Majesty, Series of Bats, Pop Balloon, Momo, Your Mousejesty, Tomblain Belaroth, King Tomblain, Elizabeth the First, Turtle, Hildy Shiblin, Sea Turtle, First Course, Naked Cake, No Pepperoni, Amuse-bouche, Hardened Pretzels, Intercourse, King Albain Belaroth, Clark, Pizza Steak, Aggressive Eye-Contact, A Murder, Plays about Law Enforcement, A Brilliant Case Solved by a Brilliant Mind, Monologue, Line, No Line, Lady Hildegard, Eggy Baby, Singing, Ooga-Meeka-Chocky-Wocky
January 13, 2020

Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book

January 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book

Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth.

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January 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
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Tomblain, Reading Rainbow, Dripfang, Bats, Series of Bats, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P. Corn, Book, Book of Sight, The Silent Eye, Silent Eye Coin, Tiki Cup, 22oz Bitch, Talking Tiko, Library of Meridanth, Hooga, Beggin' to be Drunk, 18 Lizards in My Tummy, Kids' Song, Pewter Mug, This Show Could be Anything, Drink Me, Nook, Essence, Think You Can't Change Your Life I Bat You Can, Recap, HBO, Home Books Office, Succession, Sharing Password, Watchmen, Dis Me Plus, Dark Book Section, Anal Trolls, Let's Hulu Outta Here, Arnie the Book, Queen Titania, Gummy Baby, 22 Page Bitch, Rhiannon, Cow Handjobs, Dumb Book, Gummy Arnie, Baby Arnie, Pages, Loud Room, Quiet Room, quiet room, Pegaseven, Li-mail
February 18, 2019

Season 2, Ep 96 - Tom the Author

February 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 96 - Tom the Author

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book.

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February 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Benedict Whisperbrew, Mittens, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Starlings, One-Man Show, Series of Bats, Alice P- Corn, Cock Ticklers, Book, Excel Spreadsheet, Integer, Math, Math Teacher, Intejerk, Basketball Coach, Wooden John, Autobiography, MPMS, All Bats are Off, Woof, High-Five Anal, B-A-T-S-, Bat Stuff, Bat Dance, Meredith Brooks, Daniel Day Lewis, Button, Fake Ad, High Command, Tricia Clones
March 05, 2018

Season 2, Ep 49 - Three Years

March 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 49 - Three Years

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers.

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March 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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King's Juice, Red Potion, Tricia, Automaton Constable, Series of Bats, Tomblain Belaroth, 3 Years!, Glass Hole, Anniversary, Pants McGillicuddy, Cock Ticklers, Acting, Touching, Azure Sack, The Childish Cloud, Plays, Street Riffs, Winky on the Streets, Butt Prank (Emotional), Blooming Onion, Punched in the Gunch, Clown to Keep Around, Entourage, Rice Pockets, Tossers, Scenes, Cor Blimey, Notes, You Can't Handle the Truth, Sensual Shower Scene, Tentacles, Michael Keaton, 3 10 Gold Pieces, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, 2 Tricias at Once?
December 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.

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December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Music, Musical, Singing, Songs, Winter Solstice, Pizza Skull, Man in the Mirror, Series of Bats, Come Chode, Tomblain Belaroth, Eyes, Holiday, Channel Surfing, Miser, Holiday Names, Crip Cramble, Cring Brosby, Rock, Spider-Man Tank Top, New Shirt, Love Actually, Liam Neeson, Trench Coat, Blue Tigers, Happy Holler Days, Azure, Cerulean, Hag Bum, Hag's Bum, V for Vendetta, Greedy Businessman, A Christmas Carol, Nie Nie, Holiday Songs, Lioncelot, Rain, Clouds, Clowns, Sendin' the Clouds, Sapphire, Count Teeth, Prawn, Prawnza, Inside Mouth, Ar Kamp, Makeout Point, Open Slay, Pappy Wants to Shift the Shiftmas, Sexy Songs, 9 Bat Show, Hugh Jackman, X2, Future, Present, Past, Smoldering Widow, Wiso Soup, Time-Turner, Orphan, 5 Year Old Man, Sell Eyes, Gift Againing, Covered in Soup, Hole in the Ground, Window, Choir, Choir of Lads, Shamone, Juggernaut Bitch
October 23, 2017

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.

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October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, tannakin, The Void, Witch, Red Potion, Tattoos, Dark Lord, Play it Cool, Twins, Chef Inquisitor, Dripfang, Snakes, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Series of Bats, Aprel Füls, Heaps of Beef, Dark Lord's Birthday, Claudia, Social Media Manager, Tomblain Belaroth, Knife, Party, 2 All Beef Patties, Patricia, Be Cool, Blade, Culs-de-Sac, Pooft, Belinda, Squad Ghouls, 2 Beefy Sluts, Baby Act, Sister Act, Amulet, Sir Mixalot, Sheet Cake, Party Boy Robes, Beef Tits, Vomitorium, Suave Answers, Farnch, USDA, Ghosting, Murder-Orgy, Morgy, Barf Stroganoff, Cum First, Tit Mouth, Flaming Yons, Shit-Hammered, Goo Goo Dolls, Sex Maggots, Inky Bottoms, Scooby Doo, Stab, Jump Out Window, Trucidore, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan
October 09, 2017

Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.

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October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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blood, Can the Wizard, vampires, Riddle, Series of Bats, Heaps of Beef, Special Night!, Chunt for Red October, Chip and Bippy, Cad, Potato Head, Lycanthrope, Blood from a Stone, Cad the Vampire, Tail, Goodboy, Teen Wolf, Level 25, Nards, Hairy Skin Balls, Dry Cleaning, Pink Polo, Werewolf, Werewolves of London, Purple Pants, Hangry, Bangry, Port Man Too, Nut Butter, Idiot Wizard, Beat Poetry, 69, Rage, Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, Nathan for You, Penis Under Balls, Nathan Lane, Super Hearing, Otok's Father, Darby Barleyfoot, Knife, Blade of Offense, Blades of Glory, Resident Evil
September 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

Usidore and Chunt's spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.

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September 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Automaton Constable, Getting Nuts, Series of Bats, 2000th episode, Mister Chauncey, Circuit City, Blue Torch Special, Nut Night, Portalia, Portal, Lion, Season Fouradawire, Saved By A Bell, Beige Witch, Rotten Tomatoes, Ways a Witch might Kill You, Owl Attack, Nuts to Butts, Clip Cloppin’, Ecuador, Guster, Thunder God, United Squirrel Space Realty, USSR, Twirl Squirrel, Girl Squirrel, Y2000, Fucking Nuts, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P- Corn, Acorn, Racist, Pre-Fall, Spring of Rum, Man Bat Man, Tree in my Butt, Natalie Portman, House of Food, Magic and Shit, Loaf of Bread, Bear Shits in the Woods, Cath-O-Lick, Foon Faun
July 10, 2017

Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

July 10, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?

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July 10, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Baron Ragoon, Benedict Whisperbrew, Blemish, Buttholes, Metanoid, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Spiced Potatoes, Riddle, Series of Bats, Flamingo, Chunt the Flamingo, I don't want to talk about shit stuff, soirée, Eunuch, in to the woods, Baba Yaga, glass slipper, Rorschach test, Father's Dead Butthole, Chocolate Starfish, Swear Fealty, Cat, Garfield, Crazy Jared, Spider Face, More Attention, lasagna, Liquid Swords
July 03, 2017

Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

July 03, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.

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July 03, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Guard, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Truth Tree, Big 'ol Turtle Guy, Drinking Mead, Yum Yum Yum, Eliza Parts, Lady Parts, Hidden Valley Ranch, Cunt Knuckle, Blaz, Spy, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Gender Reversal, Bosom Buddies, Bat, Series of Bats, Wanking
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