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December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
December 19, 2021

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.

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December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Solstice, Winter Solstice, Nibblebottom, Gift, Podcast, Eggnog, Tormaline, Dragon Teen, Flower, Holiday Shopping, Gift Carbs, Double Fuck Double You, Two Biggest Assholes I Know, Music, Song, Christmust, Christ Must Carols, Chunt-Chunt-Chunt, If He Dies He Dies, Dark Lord, Alligatorade, Opening Doors, Songs, Ooga-Lega-Weegga-Cheega, Tasks, Leftenant Homonym, Admiral Homonym, Magic Fucking Ears, Child, Hear Wishes, Debbie, Snowsidore, Usnowdore, Carfoon, Soul Walker, Chris Must Clause, 2 Carrots, So Many Carrots, Snowma and Snowpa, Three Scoops of Ice Cream
September 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.

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September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Krelbar, Duke Krelbar, Usidore Land, Dollywood, Castle Skullmaster, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Can, Can the Wizard, Parent Trap, Wizard State, Energy Boys, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Lishtleberry Jam, Butt Room, Skullmaster's Diary, Skullmaster, Ripping Off Toes, Artifacts, The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Bald Punyon, Party Town, Song, Music, Chunt Sex Song, Laser Gun, Dark Room, Butt Grabs, Demon Mask, Slender Bear, Delilah and Stevie, Commadore 64, Pepperoni, Lost Our Minds, Bug Nuts, Rug Nuts, Wheel House, T-Shirts, Status is Marbles
June 22, 2020

Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die.

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June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Chunk, Sandcastle, The Fragmenting, Shape Shifting, Truffle Shuffle, Goonies, Foyer, Sandy, Grease, Singing, Entertainer, Music, Makeup, York New, Traveling Minstrel, Gongaberries, Volcanoes, NOW That's What I Call Foon Tunes!, 17 Aunts, Mundane, Picarus Pew, Killed at 17, Jacquarus Cray, Water Daughter, Walking on the Ceiling, Foon Idol, Fight for Your Right to Party, Simian Cowl, Chunt Dead, Footprints in the Sand, Bruce the Sky God, Weak Guy, Arnor the Warrior, Arnor, Patter Song
March 12, 2018

Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.

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March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Music, Space Bunker, The Void, Tricia, Spells, Knights in Spintax's Service, Gettin' Nuts, Fake News, Unicorn Dentist, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Reply All, Internet, Usenet News Group, Phone Call, Call In, Spintax the Green, Gold-Man, Alt-Foon-Spellcasters, Win the Internet, Rendered Fat of Children, Dimensional Portal, Bust of Titania, Magic, Pattern Wizards, Penelope Penelope, Morgan Fairchild, Create, Kickball Leagues, Super Tech Support, Smart Phone, Supernatural, Pangendered, Bit Coin, Shit Coin, Foreign Prince Scam, Crypto Currencies, Pig Snouts, TBS Reruns, TLDR, Coyotes Strapped to Drones, Pot Catcher
February 26, 2018

INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children's podcast. They're joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy.

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February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Blemish, Can the Wizard, Doom Horn, Flower, Melchoir, Music, Songs, Kids Show, Dewey the Dolphin, Family Friendly, Hugs, 2 Blowholes, Pickles, Flip her Off, Blossom, Soil Yourself, Friends, Dark Mood, Big Feelings, Julianne Moore, Stop Apologizing, Lying, Baby Chicks, We're all Weird, Tiny Trumpet, Over-Correcting, Emotion State, Can-Do the Wizard, Fourteenidore, Dos and Don'ts, I Love You Goodnight
January 22, 2018

Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)

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January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Boys Night, Grimhoof, Live, Music, EVIL!, Robot Arnie, Song, Spells, Dark Lord, technical difficulties witch, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Fake Noose, Chode, Squad Ghouls, Take a Knee, Washington D-C-, Emissary, Corrupted File, Sexy, nymbee and Grundle, Burning the Man, Wonderwall, Sex is Fantastic, National Anthem, Standing, Lord Fred, Dark House, Dwarven Miners, Citizen, Flaying Wizards, Telefis the White, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Fake News, Fake Moose, FPR, Wand Conrol, Twerking, NPR
December 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.

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December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Music, Musical, Singing, Songs, Winter Solstice, Pizza Skull, Man in the Mirror, Series of Bats, Come Chode, Tomblain Belaroth, Eyes, Holiday, Channel Surfing, Miser, Holiday Names, Crip Cramble, Cring Brosby, Rock, Spider-Man Tank Top, New Shirt, Love Actually, Liam Neeson, Trench Coat, Blue Tigers, Happy Holler Days, Azure, Cerulean, Hag Bum, Hag's Bum, V for Vendetta, Greedy Businessman, A Christmas Carol, Nie Nie, Holiday Songs, Lioncelot, Rain, Clouds, Clowns, Sendin' the Clouds, Sapphire, Count Teeth, Prawn, Prawnza, Inside Mouth, Ar Kamp, Makeout Point, Open Slay, Pappy Wants to Shift the Shiftmas, Sexy Songs, 9 Bat Show, Hugh Jackman, X2, Future, Present, Past, Smoldering Widow, Wiso Soup, Time-Turner, Orphan, 5 Year Old Man, Sell Eyes, Gift Againing, Covered in Soup, Hole in the Ground, Window, Choir, Choir of Lads, Shamone, Juggernaut Bitch
November 13, 2017

Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

November 13, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor.

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November 13, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Boys Night, Bungaree Chubbins, Live, Music, Secret Names, Fat Shaggy, Song, technical difficulties witch, Cats, The Great Gatsby, Lil' Squish, 4chan, Brooklyn, SAD Bard, Song A Day, So Much Child Death, Blinded by the Light, Califor, Nia, Oooorrrrruuuuuuuu-sidore, Multiple Personality, Monologue, Big Dogs on the Porch, Jim Gaffiganning, Mario, Demon, Jonathan Mann, Zoink, Whales of Califor, Barth the Human, Badung-Dung, Cannoli, Druid, WB, Shape Shifter, Pionk, Shootin' the Chonch, Thieves, Teens, Stolen Tree, Tree House, Boat, Rotting Wood, Answer the Fucking Question, Ribbing, Magic Feather, Magic Hammer, Classic Barth, Lit, New Guy, Square Donut, David Beckham, Chamber Pots, Apprecibate, Toy Story 2, Barth and Arnie, Barthney, Bert and Ernie, Brooklyn 99
October 31, 2016

85 - Unicorn (w/ Peter Sagal)

October 31, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
85 - Unicorn (w/ Peter Sagal)

We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle.

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October 31, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Music, Horn, Dark Magic, Unicorn, Peter Sagal, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Assurance, All State, Guy Co, Snake Farm, Gold Coin, WiFi, Windsprinkle, Honeymoon, Break Legs, Raisins, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Song, Gunis, 12 Step Program, Tummy
July 04, 2016

69 - Halfling Bards

July 04, 2016/ Evan Jacover
69 - Halfling Bards

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.

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July 04, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Blue Potions, Grundle, Halflings, Music, nymbee, Singing, Songs
March 28, 2016

55 - Homunculus

March 28, 2016/ Evan Jacover
55 - Homunculus

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.

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March 28, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Chunt, Homunculus, Metanoid, Music, Spants, Usidore
December 28, 2015

Winter Solstice Bonus

December 28, 2015/ Adal Rifai
Winter Solstice Bonus

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.

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December 28, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Bonus, Chunt, Glenn Miller, Music, Spants, Usidore, Winter Solstice
December 21, 2015

42 - Winter Solstice

December 21, 2015/ Adal Rifai
42 - Winter Solstice

There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.

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December 21, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Craig, Glenn Miller, Gorgeous, Kern, Music, mysterious man, Spants, Usidore, Winter Solstice
June 09, 2015

14 - Music of Foon

June 09, 2015/ Adal Rifai
14 - Music of Foon

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.

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June 09, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Foonapalooza, Funerals, Glenn Miller, Music, Spants, Tiny Horse, Usidore
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