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December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
December 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

Momo, Krom and Blemish prepare to manage security for the Wizards Choice Awards.

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December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, No More Burger King, Burger King Closing, Horse Situation, Egg Hay Hair, Best Birdshit, Trongo, Trongo the Giraffe, La La Land, Blemish, Cat Dick, Dark Lord, Still Can't Kill Him, "Nice to Not Want to Kill You", Security Team, Wizard's Choice Awards, Momo, Large Momo, Bucket of Blood, Kromo, Wedding, Krom and Momo Sitting in a Tree, Momo the Fingarian, Cockles Raised, Sticks of Jerky, Bear Skin Rug Blanket, Scenarios, Protocols, Back to the Future, Shots, Top Shelf Shots, Possession
November 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 98 - Union Wench

November 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 98 - Union Wench

The hosts meet a tavern wench working to unionize a nearby tavern.

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November 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, BiBo, Big Hug, Buca di Buttholes, Friendship Bracers, Give Up That Dream, Smoking Fur, Hippopottedplant, Apple-Pear, Arnie with Legs, Wizard's Choice Awards, Not Hitting On You, "We're Not Perverts", Podpires, Pennywhistle DuGuava, Pennywise, Union Organization, Milk Jugs, Union, Milk Bowls, 6 Heavy Tits, Town Daddy, Air Butts, Rawrawraw, Flirting, Don't Panic I'm Not a Pervert, Milk Bones, TWU, Tavern Wenches United, Pair of Giant Tits, Giantess, Mittens Game, Scrying Pools, Tit Dogs, Sports Bar, Darla, Puke Box, Believe Tits, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Reverse Motorboating, Stop Tipping, Hot Pants, Marl Blarx, Mr. Capital, Wealth Redistribution, Uncle, Uncle Issues, Inverted Capitalism, Chunk Bugglesbutt
September 24, 2023

Season 4, Ep 91 - Skeek (w/ Seth Morris)

September 24, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 91 - Skeek (w/ Seth Morris)

A Nibblebottom townie makes friends with the boys.

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September 24, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Algebra, Horse, Chunt Sized Horse, Pony, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, Pretty Tommy Dumpling, Anvil, Human Feet, Lost Horses, Artax, Ouroboros, Snake Eating Its Own Ass, Wizard's Choice Awards, True Death, Skeek, Deep in My Cups, Loosey Usi, Smells Like a Mermaid, Bathroom, Skeek of the Week, Half Ogre Half Centaur, Glad-Elf-Dust, Seat Fillers, Shit in a Seat, Urinal Greeter, Mom was a Size Queen, Burnt Forest, Oozing Sores, Townies, Dragon Pudding, Trunk Nose, Marquis de Sade, Writer, Proust, Corrupted Episode, Derek the Graverobber, Horse-Sized Cock Ring, Strip Shoppe, Top-Tier Beast, Helpfully Redundant Acronyms, Crystal Balls, Showing Balls, Fake Genitalia, Nymph Mist, Beast Night, Beast Friends, Bat Fred, Roger Softhead
September 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.

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September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Buca di Buttholes, Gorgon Holes, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Hot Topic, Skittles, Fruity M&Ms, What is Weezer?, In the Garage, Wizard's Choice Awards, Larry Birdman, King Belaroth, Best Off-Screen Kiss, Brooch, Tim Tam the Teal, Bee-Roach, Change Reality, Fucked Up Looking Woman, Pits of Hell, From Beyond the Grave, Red Queen Merzia, Needle Teeth, Sharp Pointy Head, Cobwebs for Hair, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Charlhaxumrus, Spiders in Face, Taco Hell, Psst Psst Chht Chht, Pulled Inside Out Stitched Back Together Then Dipped in Gold, Pins, Trading Pins, BATS!, Cape, Insanity Pin, Distracter, Set of Pins, Let's Guac!, Chuntskis for Tchotchkes, Horrific, Gliding Around the Room, Witch, Ent Titties, Gouda Pin, Power of Homogezation, Homogenization, Flair Vest, Bakers Dozen...14!, 14 Pins, We're Gouda, Sleigh Girl Sleigh, Bars and Grills, It's Beer O'Clock Somewhere, The Time Pin, Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me, It's Beer O'Cock Somewhere, Handlebars, Pizza Skull, Combination Pizza Hell and Taco Hell, Flesh and Dreams, Permabuddy, Freeze Time, Time Crimp
September 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

Polposh the Wise is an adorable seven year old trying to recruit men to join his army.

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September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunts Up With That?, Girthy Wand, Stroke Wand Until All the Magic Comes Out, Wizard's Choice Awards, Therapist, Freud, Too Much Therapy, A Real Shit-Banger, Shit-Banger, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Roving Barbarian Horde, Squirrel, Sun Tzu, Art of War, Scroll, 7 Year Old Boy, BATTLE, Cocks AND Balls, Battlle, Relationships Are War, Ri-DICK-ulous, Sweat Armor, Basement, Cum House, Pacifist Crocodile, QVC, Strategy, Warlord, War Strategist, Zoo Scrolls, Jahzos Chrost
August 20, 2023

Season 4, Ep 86 - Momo Visits

August 20, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 86 - Momo Visits

Momo, the Mouse with Human Strength, is determined to be hired as security for the Wizard Choice Awards.

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August 20, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
+1, Wizard's Choice Awards, +2, A Thousand Times Yes, Magical Jack, Arn Nie Kamp, Loose Ends, Shit in a Grave, Out Boob Steak Tits, Buca di Buttholes, Tapas Bar, Theme Restaurant, Momo, Funny You're a Mouse, What the Funds?, Mussels by Momo, Randy the Cockroach, Heard Through the Grapevine, Security Detail, Security, Diorama, Mo Ni Mo, Omom the Rat, Therapy Sessions, Nono the Mouse with Human Boundaries, Momo Montage, Every Week, Push-Up Contest, Sit-Up Contest, Viscount Blezzer, Snizards, Janine, Cheese is Booze
August 13, 2023

Season 4, Ep 85 - Alpha Krom

August 13, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 85 - Alpha Krom

A visit to Fingaria in search of the powerful warrior Krom.

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August 13, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
On the Road, Wizard's Choice Awards, Loose Ends, Barn Owls, Egg Jerky, Fudge, Gettin' Nuts, Stage Coach, Security, Boulder, Krom, Krom the Fingarian, Merch, Branding, Logo, Alpha Fingarian, You Tube, Smash That Hole and Subscribe, 11 Tenents, Yeeted a Stagecoach, Punching, Fucking Bears, Pants Hole, You GOTTA Stretch, Out Boob Steak Tits, Awesome Brasom, Appleboobs, Full Medium, Krommunion, Not King Cold
August 06, 2023

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.

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August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Chunks Please, Wizard's Choice Awards, Security, Desecrated Objects, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Activia, Loose Ends, Lifted by Birds, Trongo, Boat for Legs, Fi’ang Yalok, Sound Like, Too Sexy, Butt-Holistic Medicine, High Protein Chips, Hot Sauce That's Also a Sun Screen, Loose Stools, Scrambled Neggs, Selkie, Explosive Corn Bread, Ask Me About My Cheese, High Valued Female, Birds, Real Tough Guy Shit, 52 Leaf Clovers, Blue Meanie, 27 Carts, Telly, Baby Sun, Pyramid, Pyramid Scheme, Triangle, Hot Sauce in Eyes, 2 eye patches, Closest Friends, Surrogate Daughter, Birds Carried Kitchen Away
July 23, 2023

Season 4, Ep 82 - Larry Birdman Visits

July 23, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 82 - Larry Birdman Visits

The Foon Mittens League may be back as commission Larry Birdman makes a surprise visit.

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July 23, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Kittle, What the Wat?, Tavern World, Eart Gerts are Easert, Everybodys Squeend for the Workend, Get Wat, Mail, Wizard's Choice Awards, Shapeshifter Tonys, Pizza Skull, Wat's Up Guys?, Tom Bigglesworth, The Loneliest Lonely Son of Lonely, FML, TMI, Tolerant Mittens Initiave, S&M, Super Hoots, Sawed E, Throwball Handball, BDSM League, Chunk Bugglesbutt, Delanore's Wands, OG Condoms, Dick Wizardry, rOscar Obertson, Wet Pants, Rick Picklesmith, Letterman, Hare Dresser, Hell Mutts
November 21, 2021

Season 4, Ep 6 - Town Daddy's Brother (w/ John Hodgman)

November 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 6 - Town Daddy's Brother (w/ John Hodgman)

The beloved Town Daddy has been murdered. But the Town Daddy's suspicious brother is here.

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November 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Unnameable Mountain, Town Zaddy, Beautiful Arnie, Lawn Jerry, Confide, Grubs, Hate the Taste of Grubs, Wizard's Choice Awards, Posthumous, Dead Kid's Choice Award, Telefis the White, Dark Lord, Tall Table, Nevillebottom, 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Broken Torso, Alexion, Kev the Town Uncle, Ruben, Wizla the Wind Sprite, 200 Gallon Aquarium, Flame Sharks, Psycho Prawn, Shut Up Vowels, Paranoia, Bougie Fuck, Voting, Grow Back Better, Poison, Motiv, Fucked Up, Sup Arnie?, Murder on the Orient Express, Peas and Carrots, Flame Shark Poison, Trippin' Balls, Gazebo, Southern Court Room, Skulduggery, Hollowed Gram, Marvin Martian, Glerp, IF I Did It
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