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December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
December 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

Momo, Krom and Blemish prepare to manage security for the Wizards Choice Awards.

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December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, No More Burger King, Burger King Closing, Horse Situation, Egg Hay Hair, Best Birdshit, Trongo, Trongo the Giraffe, La La Land, Blemish, Cat Dick, Dark Lord, Still Can't Kill Him, "Nice to Not Want to Kill You", Security Team, Wizard's Choice Awards, Momo, Large Momo, Bucket of Blood, Kromo, Wedding, Krom and Momo Sitting in a Tree, Momo the Fingarian, Cockles Raised, Sticks of Jerky, Bear Skin Rug Blanket, Scenarios, Protocols, Back to the Future, Shots, Top Shelf Shots, Possession
October 01, 2023

Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

Tormaline, Dragon Teen, is having a quarter millennia crisis.

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October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Micro Knight, Fast Talker, Lice, Lance, Knights of the Template, Sex Spell, Algebra, Pretty Tommy Dumpling, Wizards Choice Awards, Flursday the 12th, Tarnie, Tiny Arnie, Deprogramming Memories, Suckers Get Sucked, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Cup Collection, Cups and Plates, Horde, College Entrance Essay, Jizzleknob, Scaleal, Swamp Girl, Get Fucked in the Muck, Blemish, Dark Lord, Mumbly and Gross, Mumbles and Groans, Basement, Horde Law, West Egg, Karendum, Karendum of Swampbucha, Stepped in a Bucket, Chomp Chomp Stomp Stomp, One Minute of Fighting, Slothasaurus, Blood Island
September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
April 30, 2023

Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 72 - Otok and Blemish

Can Otok Barleyfoot help carfoon Blemish suppress the evil trapped inside him?

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April 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
8 Years, Kick Rocks, Uncle Died, Weird Pervert, Haunted Horse, 1 Night, Fortune, Innerspace, Shrunkaroos, Harry Heavyheart, Tiny Tits, Otok, Rescue, Trongo, Crag Shells, Crag Tree, Cart Blanch, Gettin' Crag Nuts, Otok Radio, Hard to Get the Nuts Out, Blemish, Basement, Nursing, Do Not Kill List, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Blemish Returns, KILL ME!, Cinnamon Bun Candle, Regarding Heinrich, Hello Assholes!, Rainbow Bowls, Nutchos, Triple Down, It's Not Your Fault, Martin Short, Lady Fluffbottom, Kittle, Heineken Maneuver, Babu Frik
June 05, 2022

Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

There's a party going on at the Strange Familiar, hosted by a rat fraternity.

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June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue the Sorcerer, Catch a STD, With a Goat, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Dark Lord GONE!, Blemish, Bussing, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Fuck the Sky, Shakey Cakes, Dark Lord, Mentos Disease, The Freshmaker, Revelers, Cooper Dead, Dirty Rats, Polo's with No Pants, Frat Event, Rush, Rho Alpha Tau, Dead Language, Ratin, Dairy Godmother, Rats, Frog House, Butt Grazing, Hazing, Fooniversity of Michigan, Ohioan, 1989, Can Arbor, Captain Charlie Havarti, Elephant Walk, Owl House, Something Unpredictable, Pledge, Start Our Own Frat, Fraternity, Arm Wrestle, Come at the King, Little Buffs, Confidence Ring, Mage Sex Location
December 05, 2021

Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 8 - Beer Window

A night of drinking magical mental martinis leads to the discovery of a murder!

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December 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Bonksgiving, Winter Solstice Season, Gunderstein, Zach Plasma, Plack Zazma, Season 3, Clip Show, Unlistenable, DL, Dark Lord, Nibblebottom, Holiday Songs, Nasty Raviolis, Clipped Show, Thieves, Pirate, Nude Listeners, Chris, Christmust, Tormaline, Blemish, Basement, Shitty Shoes, Fake Ad, Recalypso, Thomas Hanks, Fluid Sucked Out of People, Extinguish Candle, MURDER!, Serialized Killer, Red Rums, Hatchet, Corporeal Punishment, Animated Hatchet, Inocchipin, Paggetto, Crickety Jimnet, Shots, Jägermurder, Darrilian, Ian, Orgasm, Rear Window, Mice, Two Kind Mice, Suicide Pact, Suicide Ontario, Poster, Bob Hatchet, Pedialyte, Allison Bi, Scared of Hatchet, Ebenezer, Time Travel, Back to the Future
November 28, 2021

Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 7 - Tormaline Dragon Teen (w/ Zach Reino)

A teenage dragon in human form applies for an internship.

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November 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Hot Potato, Tall Table, Backflip, Falling, Witch Wedid, Intern, Blemish, Dragon Teen, Big Table, Dragon, Magic, Shapeshift, Teenager, Little Cute Wings, Wings, Horde, 24/7 Housing, Climax Please, Lawn Jerry, Dragon Queen, Carte Blanche, Dark Lord, Wood House, Cone of Silence, Mindle the Grindle, Come Kings, Hordakkah, 8 Millennia, Water Bread, Kips, Basement, Filthy Fish, Zach Plasma, Duck Penises
August 16, 2021

Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!

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August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Boat, SS Stephanie, Carfoon, Cafarnie, Fireworks, Volcano, Blemish, Carfoon Blemish, Momo, Flip Flops, Krom, Krom the Barbarian, Krom the Fingarian, Final Episode, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Soul Wa, Metal as Hell, Game Recognize Game, Skeleton Army, Fire Boat, Bears, Bear Orgy, Snake Bumps, Lava Archers, Masters of Mayhem, Attack Bats, Dark Lord, Flirty Chain Mail, Goblin Architects, Lava, Obsidian, Empathy, It's Not Your Fault, All Named Randy, Roblin, Fireballs, Huge Dick Balls, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vacation, Pizza Skull, Zombies, Battle Pizza, Skateboard, Best Friends, Memory Palace, Crispix, Ratatouille, Fastball Special, Merchandise, Shots, Kelsey Getting Married, Partying, Certified Party Animal, Parrot Heads, Wizards, Wizard Deaths, The True Death, True Purpose, EVIL!, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Ball of Light, Fast Horses
August 09, 2021

Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.

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August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
SS Stephanie, I'm Your Horse Carnival Wilson, Carnival Wilson, Carnie, Cafarnie, Volcano, Hot Blood, Eggy Baby, Mando, Blemish, Under the Robelets, Momo, Vacation, Going into Battle, The True Death, Sexposition, Sunscreen, Krom, Krom the Fingarian, Mixing Friend Groups, Best Friends, Woodpecker Named Joanne, Sledding, Scheduling, Fluptember, Vwishtash, OOF, Shifting to Humans, Coconut Drink, Ocean Butt, Ocean Spray, Artifact, Artifacts, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Rock, Fingaria, Giant Pile of Snakes, Note on Rock, Squid Ink, Carfoon, Carfoons, Carfoon Blemish, Tenet, TENƎT, Boat, Beared by Bears, Crewed by Bears, Bears, Twosidore, Séance, Foodie, Ouroboros, Poetry, Dream Journal, Yeah So, Sea Lion
May 31, 2021

Season 3, Ep 93 - Good Tannakin and Good Blemish

May 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 93 - Good Tannakin and Good Blemish

Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Blemish with her. It's a reunion!

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May 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Charlie Horse, Tré Expensivo, Sweet Butt, Menu Maze, Séance, Scoop Booby, The Fancy Sphincter, Phillip J Space, Night Skysman, Blemish, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tannakin the Terrible, Ol' Pussy Mouth, Weird Penis, Weird Junk, Cool Horse, A Really Good Sex Time, Good Blemish, Rainbow Skittles, Goddesses' Rainbow, Rocking Horse, Shooting Evil, O'bannon's Glen, Box, What's in the Box?, Pinglet
April 27, 2020

Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant

April 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 38 - Distant

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt try to figure out how to communicate with each other while trapped in different locations.

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April 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Seapee Horpies, Gemstone, Jewels, Separated, Trapped, Hot Springs, New Backgrounds, Beeps and Shats, Rune Meeting, Shattered, Pizza Skull, What's the Jizz?, Wizard State, Pocket Dimension, Strong Guy, Weak Guy, Tree Day, Pennywise, Rare Walks, Blemish, Amazon Prime, Shapeshifter State, Didgeridoo, Wowwie Zowwie, SHUT THE FUCK UP!, The Human State, Sea-Mail, Justifying the Audio, DJ Qualls, The Shattering
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
April 01, 2019

Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen

April 01, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen

Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast.

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April 01, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Witch, Baron, WiFi, Hank, Carfoon, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Claudia, Necromancy, Clouds, Space Prison, Weapon, Ploppers, Mystical Chains, Dizard, Destroy Earth, Penelope, I Got Your Nose, Bacon Wrapped Gremlins, Hungry, ASMR, Ass Smear, Tender Grandmother, Grandma Wanna Fuck, 2 Fingers and a Pot Pie, Sonic Weapon, Side Conversation, Giant, Food Truck, Magic Hank, Incense and Amulets, Banner, Wraith Wraithmano, Dark Lord Impersonations, Gremlin Wrapped Crickets, Drip Dick, Major Momo, Footprints in the Sand
January 14, 2019

Season 2, Ep 91 - Mysterious Anonymous

January 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 91 - Mysterious Anonymous

This one involves a lot of eggs... oh, and Baron Ragoon.

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January 14, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Carnival Wilson, Dark Lord, Orcs, Spy, Pre-Cum, Mysterious Anonymous, The Loneliest Lonely Son of Lonely, Boy Penis, Boy King, Prince Dart, Prince Dartholomew, Extant, Wedding, Dopel, Get Wed, Adorable Exercises, Eggs, Post-Cum, Bear Eggs, Vaginal Lee, Mole Warriors, Darby McDeer, Tables Have Turned, Reading, Book-It, Skullastic Program, Bunnicula, Corny, Wizard Lies, Book of Sight, Wink, Real Cool, Cheddar Cheese Dork Ass Shit Head, Egg Spoon, Sooths, Flaming Cat
October 29, 2018

Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

October 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact.

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October 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Gorgeous, Rainbow Bowls, Sarah, Tony and Tina's Wedding, Astral Plane, Talbot, Cat Dick, Magic Paint, Riddle, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Get Wet, Painting, Obsidian Arm, Wedding, Underwater River, Fantasy Buds, Covered in Water, Acquaintance, Fetch, Glow, Tight 52, Editing, Sarah Maher, Proactive, 3 Hours, Groomsmen, Jeans and Pink Polo, Finnegans Wake, Carfoons, Nasty Boy, Blemishi, Chopped Usidore, Dancing, Multiple Usidores, Nasty Chunt, Hammer, Disembodied Voice, Manners Maketh, Paint Thinner, Paint Chick, Fancy Blemish, Existential Crisis
September 03, 2018

Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest...and found Otok.

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September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Otok Barleyfoot, Germ Crust, Rocky Talkie, Spells, Fire, Snub-nosed Motorboat, The Ruffled Feather, Ensorcellment, Eyes of Sliddindor, Spider Bats, Bifter, Wifter, Singing Instruments, Pride and Prejudice, The Bible, Can, Loose Tent Dan, Blood Tears, Spittoons, Spit, Restaurant, Chef, Made Man, Gentlemen, The Corruption Guild, Nut Allergy, Spider Bat Hair, Ballergy, See See, Cat Cock, Coat Check, Toe, Ticket, Theme, Coolio, Giant Eagles
July 16, 2018

Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

July 16, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along.

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July 16, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Activia, Baron Ragoon, Blemish, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Crazy Jared, Cor Blimey, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Obsidian Arm, Hello from the Black Magic Tavern, Grombombulous, Grombomb, Rocks in Jars, No One Dies, Warter, Ruffios, Menu Face, Sailor Costume, Jackanape, Fisting, Giant Lolly, Boy King, Prince Dart, Prince Dartholomew, Donald Duck, Ditty, Laptop, Guessing Password, Stealing Memories, 1-2-3-4-5, Vibranium, Stork Playing Piano, Heist, Crew, Heist Night, Ensorcellment
July 09, 2018

Season 2, Ep 67 - Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

July 09, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 67 - Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon.

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July 09, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Play, Spell, Adal Rifai, Blind, Cock Ticklers, Cor Blimey, Drew, The Ruffled Feather, Chang, Arnienian, Isodore, Breaded Egg Shells, Winky Silks, Moles, Warriors, Seeing, Chinese Joint, Scorpion Bowl, Underground, Touch Butts, Stabbing Feet, Leg Day, Cocktail Weapons, Class Clown, Funniest Guy in Highschool, Scamper, Mole Sauce Battle Team, Mole King, Crowns, Cindy Crawford, Slender Man, Grow, Totally Not Scared, Very Brave, Great Roach War, Propaganda, Spies, Espionage
April 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

April 23, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi
Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship.

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April 23, 2018/ Ryan DiGiorgi/
Episodes
Arnie, Blemish, Chunt, Jamillious the Mauve, Memory Gremlin, Usidore, Citizenship
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