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January 26, 2025

Season 5, Ep 41 - Metamore Now (w/ Bill Arnett)

January 26, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 41 - Metamore Now (w/ Bill Arnett)

Metamore is back but this time instead of playing a game, he's hiding out from dwarves that want to kill him.

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January 26, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
The Wanderlost, Tenure, Rat Shit and Mouse Cum, War Windows, Defenestrate, NA Beer, Metamore, SHUT UP!, Cough Potion, Rhubarbtussin, Korlox, Story, Monte Carlo, Gambling, March Magic, Miners, Minor Miners, Stop Time Spell, "What is Brian Doing?", Scrollish, Sleeper Agent, New Identity, Tit Friends, Bosom Buddies, Offices and Bosses, Grimhoof, Ride 'em Hard, Fletcher, Jonathan Porkk, Documents, TSA, Tea Essay, Rune, Quanoman, Collapsible Crossbow, A Writ of Wrath, Tracker, Passing a Spell, Dwarves, Greyhavent the Darkbeard, Great Drugs, Accent Cocaine, Middle School, Dragonbourne Identity
October 20, 2024

Season 5, Ep 31 - Sorcererer (w/ Brad Sherwood)

October 20, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 31 - Sorcererer (w/ Brad Sherwood)

This sorcererer (not sorcerer) can fly and has a wide array of unimpressive magic.

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October 20, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
The Wanderlost, Bing Bong, Drew Picture, Went to A School, Blood and Gremlins, Prophecy, Gremlins Devouring Arnie, Magic User, Floating, Umlaut of Kitchendor, Sorcererer, High as a Duck, Chromatograph, Hard CH, Changeling that was Blunt, Infinite in Number Finite in Ability, Sideways Colon, Pooped Sideways, C-Hunt, Chef, Albatros à l’Orange, Magic Duel, Duck, Duck Height, Ripped Jeans Off, Mucking Stables, Hork Twoa, Epicurean, Mr. Scarf Barf, Mr. Barf Scarf, Jimmy Walnut, Poop Standing Up, Thyme, Shadow Puppets, Trebuchet, France, Four Score Four
October 13, 2024

Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

October 13, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

The guys meet Ricky Springfoot, a jackelope who "disappears" folks on the eve of her wedding.

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October 13, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
The Wanderlost, Talk-Over, Storms Comin', Rocking Chair, Corn Cob Pipe, Wheeel, Cragnesium, Correspondence, Jackalope, The Smiths, Freshly Polished Antlers, The Police, Ee-Ooh, Wedding Night, Linda, Fornicate Only During Storms, Riled Up, Turtle Folk, Sharpshooter, Frontier Justice, Gambling Debts, Linda's Papa, Married, Y'all Y'alled Before?, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Jenny, 235 Siblings, Mason Jar, Frank, Perry Jar, Floppy Tail, Rose the Sex Flower, Lightning Storm, Magic Gem, Swissper, Minuscule Lightning, Oh Ricky You're So Fine, Jagged Little Pill, Big Thunder Mountain, Might Cause Diarrhea, Jim Gem, Fairy, Glizbo the Good Fairy, Glizbo Knows, Go to Glizbo, In a Bottle, Message in a Bottle
September 08, 2024

Season 5, Ep 25 - Guy Who Knows Some Magic (w/ Zac Oyama)

September 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 25 - Guy Who Knows Some Magic (w/ Zac Oyama)

Duncan Potatogrease wants to play a tavern game to see who's better at being absolutely rocked in the face by magic.

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September 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Flirting, Flirting with Someone at the Bar, Arnie's Horny Morning, This Very Bar, Arnie's Ornery Horny Morning, Makes Me Horny, Magic Guy, Magic User, Duncan Potatogrease, Wager, Get Absolutely Rocked in the Face with Magic, Dunkin' the God of the Morning, Tim Horton of the Northern Skies, Wizard, Most Powerful Spell, Quarter Inch from My Face, Crescent Moon Face, Slightly Concave Face, Take Cover, The Wanderlost, Did Somebody Say Horny?, Ain't My First Rodeo, This is Part of It, Usually Less Than That, Sizzle, Deeply Concussed, Friendship Spell, Grow Hair Back, Tristan Potatosalad, Lisa Potatonion, Cousins
June 23, 2024

Season 5, Ep 15 - Giant (w/ Vic Michaelis)

June 23, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 15 - Giant (w/ Vic Michaelis)

Garli, a young giant woman, is waiting in the tavern for a date that may or may not show up.

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June 23, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, The Wanderlost, Cadaver Falls, Hole Pull, Hole Pulls, Animal War, Great Animal War, Mole Warriors, Sea Lid, Wizard Pissing Match, Pizard Match, Very Large Person, Avelyn, Date, Dating App, Huge, Nervous, Giant, Sweating, Garli, Chiseled Jaw, Abs, Boy Bard Troupe, Bards Bards Bards, Lute Tattoo, Bardstreet Boys, Bardstreet Bard, Blind Date, Taint Paint, Poon Rune, Old Face, Tired in Foon, Don't Be Mad, Likes Wizards, The Wizard of Sexy and Dating, Love Rocks, Juicy, Red Dress, Business in the Front Party in the Back, Tallest One to the North, Fashion Show, Nipple Pasties, Montage, Rivering, Mid-Life Crisis
May 26, 2024

Season 5, Ep 11 - Reba McEntiger (w/ Stevie Shale)

May 26, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 11 - Reba McEntiger (w/ Stevie Shale)

A giant tiger with a country music singing career stops by.

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May 26, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, The Wanderlost, 9 Years, 9 Years and Some Amount of Days, Dancing, Tiger, Reba McEntiger, Big Cat Woman, Plugs, Pumblechook the Lord of the Geckos, Royal Fucker, Took It Waltz, Pumer, Single Mom, Ashley Blood, Cock Tickler, Fell Ill, Eaten by a Snake, Princess Dewdrop, Dance, Guitar, Chode, Dead Chode, Raising Cubs, 2 Jobs, Shelly Clarkson, Googley Moogley, Duke Champagne, Ghost Writer, Music Maker, Lamb Plugs, Tremors, Dick Winklers
May 05, 2024

Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

The Singing Sword returns along with her assorted stabby children.

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May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Paul Business, The Wanderlost, Sugar Glider, Extraordinary Boris, 72 Exclamation Marks?, Schultz and Garrish, Suits of Armor, Hank and Tank, We're Not Fireplacing the Whole Neighborhood!, Singing Sword, Waterfall, Above an Oven, Banana Hammock, Seven Unicorns, Most Beautiful Voice, Let It Go, Wham, Five for Fighting, They Might Be Giants, Singing, Butter Knives, Not Introduced Yet!, MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!, Children, Questing Life, Fell Asleep and Peed, Shapeshifter Pee, Silent Salamander, Song Murder, Tabitha, Puppy Blood, OBGYN, Oh Boy Good You're Near!, Jak Vorpal, Co-Parents, 2 Statues, Level 78 Dungeon, Spoon, Shit Standing Up, Doctor Stupid M.D., Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Buffoon, Puppy Blood and Jelly Sandwich, Classic Spoon, Casino
March 24, 2024

Season 5, Ep 2 - Wizardsbane (w/ Kate Welch)

March 24, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 2 - Wizardsbane (w/ Kate Welch)

A woman staying at the tavern is secretly sometimes a wizard killer.

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March 24, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
The Crafty Beaver, The Wanderlost, Burlap Sack, Half a Bag on Head, Fuckin' Bundle of Brightness, Fight the Wizards of Foon, Wizard Law, Tim Tam the Teal, Tomes in Tombs, The Ruby of Galaziel, The Celestial Fields, Great Gourdian, Giant Pumpkin, Star Smasher, Starmor, Power to Carve Stars, Can't Cartwheel, Moving Tavern, Continental Breakfast, Fortunata, Memrir Wizard's Bane, Tavern Owners, Goatmeal, Obsidian, Extraplanar Obsidian, Transformation, Cock-Tickler, Captain Fandango, Talking and Farts, Waterfall, FARTS!, "Those are Arnie's Farts?", Roasted Egg, Burn Tome, 9ft Bitch Be Eatin' Clouds All Day, Janitor, Clearly an Idiot, Spintax, This Bitch Husband a Tree?, Totally Normal Mammal, Possessed, Libracist, Elasto Joke Shop, "I Don't Want to Go to Therapy", Spintax Sniffing Device, Spintax Cumpiss, Rock, Beeper Rocks, How 'bout them Apples?
March 17, 2024

Season 5, Ep 1 - Wanderlost (w/ Sam Reich)

March 17, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 1 - Wanderlost (w/ Sam Reich)

The new season begins in a new tavern interviewing a king who can't decide who to leave his kingdom to.

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March 17, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Hammer O'Clock, Burlap Sack, Star Smasher, Armor, Starmor, The Mystical Armor of Becklegelig, Centipete, 2 Swords on Back, Harder than Usual, Bought a Tavern, The Wanderlost, Cursed Tavern, This Very Table, The Crafty Beaver, Wizards, Wizard Law, Bag on Head, Snagglepuss, Woe is Me, Royalty, King, Little Pretzels, So Much Miserable Young Age Death, King Gunthir Mossback, King Mossback, Triplets, 3 Sons and 11 Daughters, Bling, Slang, Cody Nate and Eric, Smashing Pretzels, Serfs, Nate Coin, Arnie Nie-coin, Cowshit, Swamp, Separation of Church and Kingdom, Evolution, Math Teacher, Immaculate Conception, Ellabella, Chronic Masturbator, Bib Bag, Sexy Pretzels, Queen Sandwich, El, Bethabelle
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