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November 03, 2024

Season 5, Ep 33 - Three Hovering Rods (w/ John Moe)

November 03, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 33 - Three Hovering Rods (w/ John Moe)

Thr is three hovering metal rods, wearing some hats and interested in the human experience.

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November 03, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Ass Always by My Good Butt, Catch Her in the Rye, Catcher in the Rye, Phoney, Chunt Middlename Lastname, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Chunt Q. Niekamp, Adoption Papers, Kissing Cousins, Fast & Furious, Cuz, Humming, Hovering, Hey Guys, 3 Hovering Rods, Accoutrements, Hat Forward Place, Thr, The Beings I Come From, The Darkened Hills, Mulberry Spritzer, King's Juice, The Rods Who Hover, Drunk, Scarf, Hovard, Hovard Job Training Program, Gravity Bound, Cat or Doctor, Dr. Katz, Games, Paramortal, Indiana 10s LA 6s, Nerd
October 06, 2024

Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Someone has finally come to save Arnie. A Delta Force soldier named Clint.

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October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Handmaidens of Blurth, Wetter Than Ever, Rachel's Horny Little Hand, Perry Thrust, Duncan Potatogrease, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Ne'er, Ne'er Have I 'er, Red Potion, Delta Force Tattoo, Steam Room, From Earth, In Too Deep, Clint, "Clit", Arnie Kneecap, Foonians, Fooninites, Foonlings, Purple Potion, Radio Communicator, Valiant Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am, Lizard Warrior Hybrid Thing, Jerry, Mittens, Green Berets, G.I. Joe, Clint Howard, 21 Soldiers, Leader Rick, Data, Wifi Guy, Vance O'Donnell, VOD, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Concept of Meadows, Really Smart Dog, Beebdis and Budbed, Destabilizing Events, Toaster Oven, Loot Crate, Flo-Joe, Kissing Witches, Riding Centaurs, Centaur Surf, Skunk and the Blue Guy, Spinclass
September 01, 2024

Season 5, Ep 24 - Knight & Sword (w/ Brendan Jennings & Mark Raterman)

September 01, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 24 - Knight & Sword (w/ Brendan Jennings & Mark Raterman)

Popular influencer knight Sir Diggity visits with his mystical talking sword.

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September 01, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Men with Podcasts, Talon Man, Wing Dude, At the Bar, Wet Laptop, At the Table, This Very Bar, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Sweet 'n Low, City States, Imagine Dragons, Talking Bear, The Diggity, Sir Diggity, Talking Sword, Eat Blood, Hungry, Clatters, Sir Tartoon Nobleback, Slay Babes, Gut Wound, Giant Talking Bear, The Red Stuff, Orcs, Promoting Mead, Energy Mead, Choyze, Blue Perfume, Giant Lizards, Huge Reptile, Rick, Water Play, Bile, Hibernate, Knighted, Piss Shit and Cum, Bafoonish Behavior, Jagger the Magic Mystical Elf, Skin Tight Tunic, Goat Head, Brittle and Rusty, Nip an Ear, Fried Shrimp, Squire, Healing Rock
August 25, 2024

Season 5, Ep 23 - Working Princess (w/ Emily Fleming)

August 25, 2024/ Matt Young
Season 5, Ep 23 - Working Princess (w/ Emily Fleming)

A princess has been ordered to work at the tavern, but she doesn't like it. And she has strong feelings about Usidore.

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August 25, 2024/ Matt Young/
Beer Muffs, Embarrassment of Riches, Salsa Shovel, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Brooch of Licorice, Twizard, Spelling Bracer, Bar Maid, Princess, Drunk Driving, Take Forever to Say Things, HR, Huge Reptile, Horrible Pervert, Rick, Size Princess, How Do You Bathe, Jinx, Jinxed, Licorice, Birds and Rocks, Cardinal, Bald Eagle, Punishment, Disaffected Youth, The Godeth Fathereth, Going to Fuck Rick, Serve Some Beers, You Know What I'm Say, In the Closet, Yonder Dumpster, Cheers, Coach, Woody, Ye Old Tetris
June 09, 2024

Season 5, Ep 13 - Forest Fairy (w/ Kate Lambert)

June 09, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 13 - Forest Fairy (w/ Kate Lambert)

A tiny forest fairy is tired of being so magical.

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June 09, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Criss-Crossed Swords, Scabbards, Puppeteering, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Skullmaster, Piss Buddies, Meandering Meadow, Vacation, The Crafty Beaver, TikTok, Extraordinary Boris, You Cur, Card Game, Glitter, Efferline Effervescence, Forest Fairy, Fairy Important, Honey Suckle Brew, Rosebud Shoe, BYOP, Bring Your Own Pee, Fairy Pee, Golden Shower, Daisy House, Content Team, Birth Canal, Suckers, Office, Stealing Babies, 2nd, Introduced 2nd, Wake Up the Sun, Here Comes the Sun
June 02, 2024

Season 5, Ep 12 - Paladin (w/ Xu Mason)

June 02, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 12 - Paladin (w/ Xu Mason)

Dagobert the Paladin used to be a princess but now she fights for her goddess.

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June 02, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Royalty, Cold Quilling, Reba McEntiger, King Ralph, The Boy King, Prince Dartholomew, Pitch, Mirror Max, Snake Tie, Paladin, John of the Carpenter, Toilet Goddess, Goddess, Low-Key Sucks, That's a T-Shirt, #Hashbrowns, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Holy Knight!, Holy Night, Running Errands, Picking Apples, Holy Light, Blessed from the Magic Tavern, And Also with You-sidore, Uphill Both Ways, Moving Tavern, Mattress of Piss, The Great Gatsby, Snub-nosed Motorboat, The Good Book, Pippi Longstocking, Cool Pastor, Guitar, Hands Cramping, Eggs, Eating Eggs, Oathchella, Bacon, Pig at the Bar, Bob Evans the Breakfast Goddess, Breakfast
May 05, 2024

Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 8 - Singing Sword Now (w/ Erica Elam)

The Singing Sword returns along with her assorted stabby children.

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May 05, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Paul Business, The Wanderlost, Sugar Glider, Extraordinary Boris, 72 Exclamation Marks?, Schultz and Garrish, Suits of Armor, Hank and Tank, We're Not Fireplacing the Whole Neighborhood!, Singing Sword, Waterfall, Above an Oven, Banana Hammock, Seven Unicorns, Most Beautiful Voice, Let It Go, Wham, Five for Fighting, They Might Be Giants, Singing, Butter Knives, Not Introduced Yet!, MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!, Children, Questing Life, Fell Asleep and Peed, Shapeshifter Pee, Silent Salamander, Song Murder, Tabitha, Puppy Blood, OBGYN, Oh Boy Good You're Near!, Jak Vorpal, Co-Parents, 2 Statues, Level 78 Dungeon, Spoon, Shit Standing Up, Doctor Stupid M.D., Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Buffoon, Puppy Blood and Jelly Sandwich, Classic Spoon, Casino
April 28, 2024

Season 5, Ep 7 - Inventory Imp (w/ Oscar Montoya)

April 28, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 7 - Inventory Imp (w/ Oscar Montoya)

Ivan the Inventory Imp is eager to clear out the clutter and eat some garbage.

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April 28, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
In Bed, Went to Bed with My Microphone, Fucked Everything Up, Tomblain Belaroth, Stabbing, Unicorn Soup, 7 Blankets, I Love Birds, Depression, High-Pitched No, Must Tidy, Tiny Adorable Magical Creature, Ivan, Inventory Imp, Half-Cocked, Full Sack, Wanderlost, Tapestry, Starmor, The Celestial Fields, Weigh You Down, Are You Dead?, You're a Garbage Idiot, Born an Orphan, Eat Garbage, Biscuit Meniscus, Brach Zaff, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Blue Collar Workers, Guards, Schultz and Garrish, Suits of Armor, Talking Suits of Armor, 45 lbs of Dead Cockroaches, Resonance Stone, Marmaduke, Mom or Duke?, James Spader, Arnie Paul, Paul Business
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