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April 20, 2025

Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

April 20, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

The Death Knight teaches Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt how to work in the cafeteria.

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April 20, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Now in Prison, Can I Say Hi, Waiting for Food, Weird Pile of Shit, Now in Our 11th Year, I Don't See Numbers, Death Knight, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Red Queen Merzia, Cum House, See Out of Chest, Dorisue, Sorcerer, Minions 3, Work in the Lunchroom, Fruit Salad, I 69'd the Bananas, Yes Chef, Behind Chef, Heard Chef, Katamari Damacy, Katamari Damacy but Ghosts, Llama, Voice Off, SALT AND PEPPA, The Bear, Plucked Off, Haunted Wagon, Warden, Wizards, Corncob the Calico, Peanuts, Salisbury Steak, Incest, Who Lunches the Lunchmen?, Captain of the Lunchroom, Magical Cum House, Skullmaster, Skullblaster, Skullsoul, Soulmaster, Cheese Road, Born a Milkman, Cheese Rode, Cheese Robe, Auntie Hero, Wailing Ward
June 09, 2024

Season 5, Ep 13 - Forest Fairy (w/ Kate Lambert)

June 09, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 13 - Forest Fairy (w/ Kate Lambert)

A tiny forest fairy is tired of being so magical.

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June 09, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Criss-Crossed Swords, Scabbards, Puppeteering, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Skullmaster, Piss Buddies, Meandering Meadow, Vacation, The Crafty Beaver, TikTok, Extraordinary Boris, You Cur, Card Game, Glitter, Efferline Effervescence, Forest Fairy, Fairy Important, Honey Suckle Brew, Rosebud Shoe, BYOP, Bring Your Own Pee, Fairy Pee, Golden Shower, Daisy House, Content Team, Birth Canal, Suckers, Office, Stealing Babies, 2nd, Introduced 2nd, Wake Up the Sun, Here Comes the Sun
July 19, 2021

Season 3, Ep 97 - Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

July 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 97 - Maybe Mister Chauncey (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

A meeting with fancy little faun, Mister Chauncey, takes a strange turn when a large ominous creature shows up claiming to be Mister Chauncey.

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July 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Badger Boy, Slur Your B's, Ghost Comet, Circumcised in Death, Foreskin, Crypt Currency, The Lonely Gorilla, Day Traders, Fast Horses, Mr. Chauncey, Waistcoat, Portals, Portal, Rude Children, Eyes Rolling Back, One Man Standup Bass Band, Skullmaster, King of the Voles, Bugle Boy, Golem, Regionalism, True Facts, Drinking Game, Can't Lie, Arnold, Naldo, Analyze This, Cronch, David Allen McKenzie, Fancy Little Faun, Great Big Oaf, Ostentatious as Fuck, Paywall, Dimensions, Lego Dimesions, Riddle, Specific Arm, Baker's Donuts
June 07, 2021

Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblaine for the Belaroth throne.

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June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Northeastia, Casino, Coin, Betting Intangibles, 401 Kaleidoscope, Prince Tomblaine Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Vial of Poison, Stabbed, Quality Knife, Karn Vantis, Hot Streak, Danger Room, The Crone's Bones, SHAKE THOSE BONES!, Usidore the Betrayer, King of Northeastia, Skullmaster, Secret Names, Breast Milk, Carl Flance, Fleeced by Flance, Bahama Mother, Longest Sleep, Danlet, etc, Begsburg, Monologue, Cake, Cocaines, Ad Bump, Drums and Bass, Death from Above, Sir Scootin' of Scootsville, Dead as Hell, Scoop Booby, Scoot Boopy, Halted and Caught Fire, He Should Argo Someplace Else, Everybody is Sweet, Endorsements, Health Man, Rule-it Wheel, Blues Traveler, 90's Bands, String Cheese, Corduroy Delight
December 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news.

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December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Obsidian Sword, Shattered, Teleport, The Shattering, Murder Can, Usidore's Hand, Arnor, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Time Travel Vision Quest, Time Travel, Killing Butterflies, Obsidian, Fragment Walls, Feats, Shafted, Dark Lord, The Fragmenting, Fiction Books, Wellness Spa, Bornian Hotsprings, The Handsome Duck, Lady Maribelle, Obsidian Mines, Wall Balls, Bruce the Sky God, Lost Bill, Soul Walker, Helping Verbs, Crispin the Pervert, Hot Spring
November 02, 2020

Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery... and yell about his own murder.

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November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Artifact, Artifacts, Painting, Portrait, Obsidian Sword, Can the Wizard, Time Mystery, James Bond, Can's Death, Shirt Factory, Extended Groundhog Effect, Mayonnaise, Tapestry, Nemesis, Remember the Future, You Only Live One Time, Can-Force, Can-Do Crew, Third Hand, Can-Kind, Sandwich Buffet, Drew, Sandwich Night, No Pubes, Only Fans, And That's the Tea, Scott Aukerman, U Talkin' U2 To Me?, Shrewd Donger, Can Voice, Time Crime, You Might Be a Can, Time Warp
October 26, 2020

Season 3, Ep 64 - Chunt for Red October 6: Chunt for Bread October (w/ Dan Lippert and Drew Tarver from Teachers' Lounge)

October 26, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 64 - Chunt for Red October 6: Chunt for Bread October (w/ Dan Lippert and Drew Tarver from Teachers' Lounge)

It's time for the yearly Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. This year the charity event is crashed by a pair of aliens with a very specific weakness.

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October 26, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunt for Red October, Skullmaster, Castle Skullmaster, Blood Drive, Sexy, Mental Litmus Test, Were you JUST masturbating, Painting, Rat Blood, Portrait, 2 Entities, Bread Trail, Movies, Hunt for Bread October, Beatles, Different Planet, Water, Wet Stuff, Who Keeps the Beat, From Space, Magicians, Jacks of Stars, Streaming Balls, Magic Castle, Wet Stuff Addiction, The Beatles, Planet The Beatles, Very Musical, Bite Their Tongues, "Hey Food", "Here Comes the Bun", "Lettuce Bee", Gather Blood, Linda's Husband, Slutty Toaster, Fight Horses, Courtney Love, Put a Spigot in a Horse, Bucket of Horse Blood, Bowl of Truffles and Cilantro, Trulantro, "I Want to Hold Your Ham", Multiple Mouthes, Fringe, White Stuff, A Few Big Cocks, '87 Chevy
October 19, 2020

Season 3, Ep 63 - Spider Mom

October 19, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 63 - Spider Mom

We meet a spider that's stressed out about being stuck at home with her hundreds of children.

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October 19, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Spinder, Web Connection, Skullmaster, Skullmaster's Diary, Castle Skullmaster, Top Came Off, Cynthia the Rat, Artifact, Painting, Ed, Interior Decoration, Dirt Stencil, Full Grown, Spider, Carol the Spider, Spider Children, Remote Learning, 300 Kids, Hookup Culture, Fermented Gnat, Kylah, Boxed Gnat, Wham Bam Thank You Spider Man, Pobody's Nerfect, Kylah Ran, Cross-Stitch, Orb Weaver, Mamma Got Needs, Go on a Date, Bowl of Spiderwebs, No Spider Fucking, Ska Band, Gnatty Light, Mrs. Doubtfire, Home Spooling, Mrs. Dont-Belive-Flame
October 12, 2020

Season 3, Ep 62 - Couch (w/ Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger from How Did This Get Played)

October 12, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 62 - Couch (w/ Heather Anne Campbell and Nick Wiger from How Did This Get Played)

We meet a frightened talking couch and the magician that gave her life.

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October 12, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Olan Mills, Portrait, Painting, Carmen Sandiego, Eggy Baby, Stop Whispering in My Chest, Whispers to Titties, Couch, Sword in Chest, I'm Alive!, Die a Virgin, Drinking, Magician, Sectional Tension, Lesson for Today, Flap Your Cushions, Cushions are Labia, Throw It in the Creek, Rubber Pencil, Take Your Brain, Coin Behind the Ear, Magic Trick, 2 Weeks Old, Suck You Into Oblivion, What is Evil?, Feudal System, Scarves Up Sleeve
October 05, 2020

Season 3, Ep 61 - Brothers (w/Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger from Doughboys)

October 05, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 61 - Brothers (w/Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger from Doughboys)

Two brothers, Big Cat and the Mound, are ready to fight each other to the death.

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October 05, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Olan Mills, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Middle School Photo, Painting, Artifacts, The Rembrandts, Tight 5, Never Hop Genres for a Sequel, Huge Boys, Fighting, The Mound, Big Cat, Brothers, Twins, Sensitives, Fighting in the Womb, Licker, Pitcher, Mom Died During Childbirth, Fought Father, Fight to the Death, Witchcraft, Arnie and Usidore Fight, Squash a Beef, Bag of Feathers, Figures, Round Boys, Limp Dicks, Biscuit, Champagne Room, Bead Curtain, Sit on the Bed, Tickle Fight, Meadchelob Light, Eating a Biscuit, Biscuit It Be Cookie, Biscuit It Be Up in the Face With the Time, Sentences, Enchanted Armor, Fleshy Bag of Feathers, In the Womb, Pet Semetary, Pet Sematary, G-G-G-Geese, Oatmeal Raisin, Geese, Cruller, Champagne Womb, Morning Yums, Ookie Biscuit
September 28, 2020

Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner)

September 28, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 60 - Minotaurs (w/Brian Murphy and Caldwell Tanner)

Two down on their luck minotaurs lure us into their labyrinth. What will we find in the center?

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September 28, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Terrible Hat, Get a Biscuit, Corduroy Shorts, Stupid Hats, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Barenaked Ladies, Cassette, DQ, Hall of Mirrors, Titty Cops, Maze, Maze Heads, Labyrinth, Minotaurs, Bisonotaur, Bicentenataur, Bones, Minotaur Mini Tour, Minnow Tour, Angry Wizard, Traps, Thirst Trap, Treasure Casket, Big Skeleton Guy, Fiddling with Bones, Whirrly Blade, Bag of Knives, Riddles, Tri-Wizard Cup, Half-Baked Half-Assed Usidore, Corn Basement, Bones are Nature's Corn, Maze Masters, Wet Couch, Rancid Minotaur Piss, Zappity Dappity, Pointer Sisters, Child Skeleton, Corn or Bust
September 21, 2020

Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

September 21, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out.

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September 21, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Shattered, The Shattering, House Sitting, Skullmaster, Dong, Dick Ooh Nice Groin, Nooks and Grannies, Rooms, Butt Room, Miss Havisham, Counting Stairs, Piss Closet, Sleeping Body, Taste My Blade!, Mantzoukas, Carn Vantis, 28242, Kill Skullmaster, House Party, Prince of the Red Desert, Red Desert, Bird Casts, Karen McManus, Velsmeer, Answers from Ghosts, Oasis, Sounds Like a Shirt, SPV, Blow Job Every Day of the Week, TV Shows, Foonie Foodie, Johan Gold, Dunes of Dunia, Gambit, X-Men, Danger Room, Stair Battle
September 14, 2020

Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess)

September 14, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess)

We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son.

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September 14, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, The Shattering, Shattered, Thesaurus, Sticker, Vocabulary, Krelbar, Corduroy Shorts, Butt Room, Beard of Bees, Bastard, Roy and Linda Bastard, Hot Dog Buns, Legitimati, Garden, Bony Hand, The Stranger, Mask Play, Skeletons, Skully Masterson, Usidore Land, House Sitting, Skeletons in Oven, Horse's Tail, Migos, Bush, 16 Stone, Machine Head
September 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.

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September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Krelbar, Duke Krelbar, Usidore Land, Dollywood, Castle Skullmaster, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Can, Can the Wizard, Parent Trap, Wizard State, Energy Boys, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Lishtleberry Jam, Butt Room, Skullmaster's Diary, Skullmaster, Ripping Off Toes, Artifacts, The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Bald Punyon, Party Town, Song, Music, Chunt Sex Song, Laser Gun, Dark Room, Butt Grabs, Demon Mask, Slender Bear, Delilah and Stevie, Commadore 64, Pepperoni, Lost Our Minds, Bug Nuts, Rug Nuts, Wheel House, T-Shirts, Status is Marbles
August 31, 2020

Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.

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August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Dungeon, House Sitting, Jug of Water, Water, Wizard State, Wizard Coma, Locked Up, 2 Vinces, Usidore Understudy, Fallback Wizard, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, 8 8 8, Borg Borg, Starter Family, Borghilde the Fortune Teller, Searching for Father, Kicking, Kickism, Kickists, In Bed, Energy Boys, Dehydration, Door Kicking, Auditions, Arnieism, Speak Human, Lathe, Afternoon Guard Cronch, Kickin' It with Little Kick, Little Kick
August 24, 2020

Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster... and he's not happy about it!

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August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Dum-Dum, Falconstein the Beach Bird, Blown a Castle, Vision Board, Woody, Listless, Stitcher's Moving Castle, Rune Feedback, Reunited, House Sitting, Dungeon Guard, Startled, Spintax, Wetsey, Italian Sparkling Water, Skull Master, Skullmaster, Child Worker, Clammy Hand Station, Life of the Parpy, Scared, Guard, Backwards Sword, Point Guard, Hussy, Caterer, Heart on My Sleeve, Frasier, Parakeet, Dog, Weekend at Parakeet's, Obsidian Sword, High Crimes, Dungeon Songs, Cloud-Clear, Morglorb, Kill them with Kindness, Kindness, Paramore, Speaking French, Rats, Cynthia the Rat, Footloose, Candle, Beauty and the Beast
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