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June 12, 2022

Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 31 - Arnie and Usidore

Chunt is off somewhere. Now what?

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June 12, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Interrupting, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Candle, Obsidian Sword, Stabbed, Outside, Wizla the Wind Sprite, Scur, King Albain Belaroth, Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Nibblebottom, Cooper, Cooper Dead, King Cooper, Cooper Trooper, Unnameable Mountain, Arizona, Watch TV, Breaking Bad, Seven Deadly Poisons, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Tanner Died, Dorisue is Usidore, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Give Me Some Sugar Baby, Multiverse of Madness, Darkman, Blood Trail, Bears Griffins and Scrambles, Scrambles, I'm Going to Blast Your Ass, Bedpost, Air Conditioner, Cave, Blasted its Ass
April 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

An odd new tavern-goer visits. Could he secretly be Dripfang the Necromancer? Yes.

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April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Blood Farts, Usidore Dead, Wake, PK1, Podcast, Fuck and Scream, Staffs Out, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Slobodan, Slope on Down Slobodan, Professor Scrambles, Solve Crime, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, First Time Listeners, Dripfang, Cockney, Set Sail, Bend Your Ear, Family Member Number Seven, Not Suspicious, Beaver, Appeal to All Genders, Black Listed, Kill Villains, Snake Man, Obsidian Sword, REVERB!, Shuffling off to Fuckalo, Disposable In-Cum, Flavia, Flavia the Minor Witch, Sherlock Holmes, Snake, Boa Jackson, Base Slam, Ska Real Monsters
March 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

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March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
6 Years, Anniversary, Podcast, Wizard Convention, Chizard, Yes AND I shit, Wizard Council, Elephant and the Squid, Bangin' Buds, Green Chicken, Spint Ax, Lanyard, Speed Runs, Gold, Slender Man, Flagons of Ale, Cluck You, Zards, French Kissing and Barfing, Dokken, Sex Things, Inside Arnie's Head, Artifact, Making Titans, Teen Titans Go, Escape Jewel, Trap Jewel, Avoid the Oid, Can the Wizard, Coats, Eunice, Eunice the Ecru, Food Sex, Jalapeńo Poppers, Secret Names, Spintax Song, Spintax the Green, Jamillious the Mauve, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Whack a Hole, Obsidian Sword, Usidore's Hand, Dagger of Ethereum, Gnomes, Secret Butthole, Fuck You Off, Suckers Get Sucked, Can Force, Dark, Dark Lord
December 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news.

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December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Obsidian Sword, Shattered, Teleport, The Shattering, Murder Can, Usidore's Hand, Arnor, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Time Travel Vision Quest, Time Travel, Killing Butterflies, Obsidian, Fragment Walls, Feats, Shafted, Dark Lord, The Fragmenting, Fiction Books, Wellness Spa, Bornian Hotsprings, The Handsome Duck, Lady Maribelle, Obsidian Mines, Wall Balls, Bruce the Sky God, Lost Bill, Soul Walker, Helping Verbs, Crispin the Pervert, Hot Spring
November 02, 2020

Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery... and yell about his own murder.

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November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Artifact, Artifacts, Painting, Portrait, Obsidian Sword, Can the Wizard, Time Mystery, James Bond, Can's Death, Shirt Factory, Extended Groundhog Effect, Mayonnaise, Tapestry, Nemesis, Remember the Future, You Only Live One Time, Can-Force, Can-Do Crew, Third Hand, Can-Kind, Sandwich Buffet, Drew, Sandwich Night, No Pubes, Only Fans, And That's the Tea, Scott Aukerman, U Talkin' U2 To Me?, Shrewd Donger, Can Voice, Time Crime, You Might Be a Can, Time Warp
August 24, 2020

Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster... and he's not happy about it!

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August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Dum-Dum, Falconstein the Beach Bird, Blown a Castle, Vision Board, Woody, Listless, Stitcher's Moving Castle, Rune Feedback, Reunited, House Sitting, Dungeon Guard, Startled, Spintax, Wetsey, Italian Sparkling Water, Skull Master, Skullmaster, Child Worker, Clammy Hand Station, Life of the Parpy, Scared, Guard, Backwards Sword, Point Guard, Hussy, Caterer, Heart on My Sleeve, Frasier, Parakeet, Dog, Weekend at Parakeet's, Obsidian Sword, High Crimes, Dungeon Songs, Cloud-Clear, Morglorb, Kill them with Kindness, Kindness, Paramore, Speaking French, Rats, Cynthia the Rat, Footloose, Candle, Beauty and the Beast
August 17, 2020

Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif)

August 17, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif)

Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend.

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August 17, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Badger Body, Juicing, Jerk Off Fruit, Obsidian Sword, Snooping, Organs, Ghostmo, Momo, Mouse, Activia, Woody, Vision Board, Angelic Bean, Crown, Write a Book, Tall Drink of Water, Drank Boyfriend, Piss Bowl Boyfriend, Magic Quill, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Chunt is Here, Chris tals, Tiny Guitar, Lewd igi, Wagon Wheel, Mouse Party, Mouse Cake, Human Throne, 80 Year Queen, Queen, Toilet Water
August 10, 2020

Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.

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August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Fingering Rune, Voice Mail, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Beep, Castle Skullmaster, Activia, Otok, More Horny Bugs Bunny, Castle, What's Up Knock?, House Sitting, Squatting, Lightning Crashes, Thunder, Baked Goods, Birds Carried Kitchen Away, Chill, Stress Free, Relaxed, Ogre Retreat, Tall Scary They Eat People, Ogre the River and Through the Woods, Chris-tles, Crystals, Portrait Commission, Flex Mulligan, 2 Rune Lines, Human Couch, Strong Guy, Skull Master, Obsidian Sword, Evil Risotto, Future Usidore, Eggs Flour and Chocolate, 200 Friends?, Linkedin, Hogsfacer, Hogsface, Clear Skin, Vision Board, Woody, Toy Story, Birds, Eaten by Giant Birds
July 20, 2020

Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night

July 20, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night

It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness.

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July 20, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Flex Mulligan, Badger on a Jacked Body, Decomposing, Badger Head on Muscly Corpse, Obsidian Sword, Owl, Arnie is a Dumb Fuck, Ranger, Ram and Owl, The Fragmenting, Emails, Mail Night, Owl Shit, Ohio, Ice and Rock Master, Glaciers, Feces, Shit Eater, Wizard Color, Foonananu, Few Manatees, Matt Middle-Aged, Approved Earth Names, Jethro Tull, Sir Ian Anderson, Blair Kenny, Funny Numbers, 336, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Checking Pockets, Your Brain on Drugs, Vape Quill, Banana Bill Fartman, Hogsfacer, 2 Hog 2 Face
July 13, 2020

Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard)

July 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard)

We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions.

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July 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Pores, Muscular Body, Muscular Human Body, Strong Guy Island, Stick Bop, Obsidian Sword, It's Not a Toomah, Waiting Runes, Rangers, Usidore Breathing, Awake Apnea, Walker Texas Ranger, Chip and Dale, Rescue Rangers, Nolan Ryan, Karktur, Tumult Valley, Drama, Coups, Coup World, No-Hitter, Family Name, Badger on a Jacked Body, Onus of the Fallen Ramfolk, Onus, Ram, Can't Speak, Slanted Rhymes, Rampanion, Owl and Ram, 2 Animal Companions, Poly-ramorous, So Close to Rhyming, Dodge Ram, 250 Episodes, Talthank, Charger, 4x4, Logic Puzzle, RAM, Rambo, Second Nature, Owl, Beef, Argument, Avian Shakespeare, Shakes-Beer, Doctor Memory, Dr. Memory, Shit Eater, Ranger Rick
July 06, 2020

Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley)

July 06, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley)

A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan.

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July 06, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Remote Edition, Stick Bip, Badger Head on Sticks, St. Beach-Nard, Lord of the Flies, Surf King USA, Unstable Sociopath Ahhh!, Palchemy, Lead, Obsidian Sword, Tower Records, Surf King, Tower, Rupunsale, Dark Lord, Beautiful Hair, Coins, Hair, Rapunzel, HELP!, Scam, Scalp Potion, Roganium, Borgum's Floating Disk, Conviction Artist, Con Artist, Multiple Usidores, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Usidore #8, Jump Out Window
June 15, 2020

Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.

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June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Boss Man, Sea Urchin, Innit, Fingering Rune, A-Train, RiffTrax, Shattering, The Shattering, Shattered, Machinations, Greatest Episode, British Accent, Flurpsday, Cor Blimey, Winky Silks, Baron Ragoon, The Bust Stop, Queen Titania, Gratax Jones, John Bustman, Randy Rangoon, Jayme and Sayme, Murder!, Ignominious, Reinstated, Kid-A, Masters of Mayhem, Dripfang, Broaches, Baron Emeritus, Shrike Valley, Ersatz, The Fragmenting, Spintax, Dark Lord, Shape Shifting, Numinous, Bruce the Sky God, Snub-nosed Motorboat, I'm with Stuppid, Quizard, Trivial Pursizard, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Probe Probe Probe Probe, Obsidian Sword, Trapped in a Giant Dog
May 11, 2020

Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.

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May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Moray eel, College Town, Underwater, Earthqueek, Rune, Rune Filters, Data Mining, Sigent, Pornography, University of Porn, Vase-Time, Rune-Bomb, Waving, Doppelgänger Theory, Duggle, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Wizard, Six Sexting Centaurs, Not a Penis, Cloaca, Obsidian Sword, Sword in Chest, Earthqueef, Warhammer 40K, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Vag, Eunice, Side-Rune, Foon Tortillas, Wizard Sex, Germ Crust, Spintax on Foon, Jonas Brothers, Grubhouse, Food Delivery, Past-Mates, Pastmates, Kathy the Gorgon, Taco Bar, Wizards is Kids
March 02, 2020

Season 3, Ep 31 - Thieves (w/ Superego's Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F Tompkins)

March 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 31 - Thieves (w/ Superego's Matt Gourley, Mark McConville and Paul F Tompkins)

The podcast is interrupted by the surprise appearance of three dastardly members of the thieves guild.

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March 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Bowlegged Moose, François the Fancy Earthworm, Earthworm Jim, Artifacts, Superego, PFT, Nipples, Thieves, Brigands, Give Us Your Nipples, Perverts, Thieves Guild, Always Be Cstealing, Honor Among Thieves, Paid on a Podcast, Mozzarella Wands, Tascam and Zoom, Kessel Heist in Twelve Million, Pirate, 5 Parts, Nipple Keep, Nipple Humidor, Pepperoni, Disney + or Netflix, Stole Breath from a Cat, Thsymbol, My Wee Little Pinky, My Pee Little Winkey, Eggy Baby, Beer Can Safe, 5 Part Harmony, Christians, Christmust, Monkees, Gameshow, Obsidian Sword, WWCD-BD Oil, WTF, Dark Lord, Chris the Dark Lord, James Bond, Roger Moore, Venn Diagram, Glass of Dank, Homebrew, Highwaymen, Not a Pirate, Squeen Dream, Let's Make a DEAL!, Plinko
February 03, 2020

Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts

February 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts

Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light…

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February 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Gummy Arnie, Gummo, Gummy Baby, Obsidian Sword, Obsidian Doom Blade, Fakeries, Library of Meridanth, Flower, Flower the flower, Cat Hair, Sponge Circle Pizza Pants, Kids Show, Airwolf, Wolf with Bat Wings, Sticky, Stamen and Piston, Pubes, Dirty Books, Book of Sight, Dark Lord, True Death, Rollercoaster, Roller Coaster, Take-Backsies, Bury, Poison Soil, Corn Dog, Swarnie, Mystical Artifacts, Part Horse
December 30, 2019

Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies

December 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies

Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life.

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December 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Witch, Claudia, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Grimfallon, Dead Arnie, Frozen in Time, Temporarily Temporally Frozen, Smoothies, Smoozies, Pet Spider, Eat Me, Stabbed, Tip Frog, Blow Suck Jack, Tiki Cup, Giant Fur Lizard, New Catchphrase, Dukakis, Swamps, Pass Out, Sword in Chest, Drink, Obsidian Sword, Acoustic Set, Smoothie Bar, Blueberry and Greens, Cubby Checker, 22oz Bitch, Woodchuck Day, Tiko, Talking Tiko, Full of Rum, Polyniekamp, Meat Potatoes Parsley, Salad Tomorrow, Ric Flair, Lump of Mush, Bedded 10 Wizards, Shit Rocked, Chooch
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