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May 04, 2025

Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

May 04, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

Foofina the Snake Princess wants to help Arnie, Usidore and Chunt survive prison by making them her minions.

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May 04, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
The Topless Tower, Now in Our 10th Year, Darkwater Dave, You're a Tall Bag of Chips, Robbing a Horse, Tummy, Villains, Gut Hole, Dorisue, The Snake, Foofina, Snake Princess, Amazonian Snake Woman, Snake on the Bottom Party on Top, Piss in Jars, HBIC, Horny Bugs in Cahoots, Snakemaid, S.S.S., Murdering and Pillaging, Luting, Whittling Our Own Lute, Wizards, Prison Inside All of Us, Kitchen, Property of Foofina, Belly Rubs, Pet Names, Crownuts, Corvid Nuts, Getting Nuts, Gettin' Nuts, How Does Your Poop Work?, Cloaca, Minions, Zebra's Face, Favorite Foods, Fox Face, Chu Chu's Chow, Froders, Dripfang, Je Ne Snake Quoi, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Earwolf, Rent, Cats
April 24, 2022

Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 24 - Dripfang, Savior of Foon

An odd new tavern-goer visits. Could he secretly be Dripfang the Necromancer? Yes.

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April 24, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Blood Farts, Usidore Dead, Wake, PK1, Podcast, Fuck and Scream, Staffs Out, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Slobodan, Slope on Down Slobodan, Professor Scrambles, Solve Crime, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, First Time Listeners, Dripfang, Cockney, Set Sail, Bend Your Ear, Family Member Number Seven, Not Suspicious, Beaver, Appeal to All Genders, Black Listed, Kill Villains, Snake Man, Obsidian Sword, REVERB!, Shuffling off to Fuckalo, Disposable In-Cum, Flavia, Flavia the Minor Witch, Sherlock Holmes, Snake, Boa Jackson, Base Slam, Ska Real Monsters
November 14, 2021

Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 5 - The Baron Visits

Mysterious guest, Wade the Wanderer, just might be an old villain in disguise.

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November 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Beautiful Arnie, Beautiful Arnold, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, The Book Club, Chore Chart, The Dark Lord, The DL, Town Daddy, Town Daddy's Brother, Jack Cataliss, Jack Reacher, Cooper, Apprentice, Tall Table, Susan Doku, Fork Hand, Adam Sandler, Wade the Wanderer, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Champ, Cry Laugh, Baron Ragoon, Dripfang LeDespare, The Pixies, Sandgria, Divorce Party, EVIL!, Amulet, Witch Horse, Telefis the White, Basement, General, General Katho, General Catho, Leftenant Homonym, 3 Arms, Leftenant Dan, Horsey McMurder, Grisbane, Mage Gunderson, Zorse, Dripfang, Velsmeer, Skeletonize, Calm Down Books, Conrad Von Plotz, Melissa Deatheridge, Pittsburg, Big Baby Awful, Sally Scythes-for-Hands, Shrike, Eggy Baby, Book of Sight, Christmust
August 16, 2021

Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 101 - Volcano

Season finale. Dripfang and the Soulwalker battle Momo, Krom and Blemish (and Usidore, Chunt and Carfoon Arnie) on a volcano!

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August 16, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Boat, SS Stephanie, Carfoon, Cafarnie, Fireworks, Volcano, Blemish, Carfoon Blemish, Momo, Flip Flops, Krom, Krom the Barbarian, Krom the Fingarian, Final Episode, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Soul Wa, Metal as Hell, Game Recognize Game, Skeleton Army, Fire Boat, Bears, Bear Orgy, Snake Bumps, Lava Archers, Masters of Mayhem, Attack Bats, Dark Lord, Flirty Chain Mail, Goblin Architects, Lava, Obsidian, Empathy, It's Not Your Fault, All Named Randy, Roblin, Fireballs, Huge Dick Balls, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vacation, Pizza Skull, Zombies, Battle Pizza, Skateboard, Best Friends, Memory Palace, Crispix, Ratatouille, Fastball Special, Merchandise, Shots, Kelsey Getting Married, Partying, Certified Party Animal, Parrot Heads, Wizards, Wizard Deaths, The True Death, True Purpose, EVIL!, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Ball of Light, Fast Horses
June 15, 2020

Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.

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June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Boss Man, Sea Urchin, Innit, Fingering Rune, A-Train, RiffTrax, Shattering, The Shattering, Shattered, Machinations, Greatest Episode, British Accent, Flurpsday, Cor Blimey, Winky Silks, Baron Ragoon, The Bust Stop, Queen Titania, Gratax Jones, John Bustman, Randy Rangoon, Jayme and Sayme, Murder!, Ignominious, Reinstated, Kid-A, Masters of Mayhem, Dripfang, Broaches, Baron Emeritus, Shrike Valley, Ersatz, The Fragmenting, Spintax, Dark Lord, Shape Shifting, Numinous, Bruce the Sky God, Snub-nosed Motorboat, I'm with Stuppid, Quizard, Trivial Pursizard, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Probe Probe Probe Probe, Obsidian Sword, Trapped in a Giant Dog
January 13, 2020

Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book

January 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 24 - Tom the Person Reading a Book

Chunt and Usidore try to get Arnie interested in the show again when they run into one of their oldest and dearest friends: author and prince, Tomblain Belaroth.

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January 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
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Tomblain, Reading Rainbow, Dripfang, Bats, Series of Bats, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P. Corn, Book, Book of Sight, The Silent Eye, Silent Eye Coin, Tiki Cup, 22oz Bitch, Talking Tiko, Library of Meridanth, Hooga, Beggin' to be Drunk, 18 Lizards in My Tummy, Kids' Song, Pewter Mug, This Show Could be Anything, Drink Me, Nook, Essence, Think You Can't Change Your Life I Bat You Can, Recap, HBO, Home Books Office, Succession, Sharing Password, Watchmen, Dis Me Plus, Dark Book Section, Anal Trolls, Let's Hulu Outta Here, Arnie the Book, Queen Titania, Gummy Baby, 22 Page Bitch, Rhiannon, Cow Handjobs, Dumb Book, Gummy Arnie, Baby Arnie, Pages, Loud Room, Quiet Room, quiet room, Pegaseven, Li-mail
December 16, 2019

Season 3, Ep 21 - The Lurking Phantom

December 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 21 - The Lurking Phantom

The boys finally confront the terrifying entity who has been skulking around the school.

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December 16, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Whispering, Sword, Dripfang, Snakes, Necromancy, Notes, Snaken, Schnenessa, Andre the Giant, Carfoons, Book of Sight, Weapon, Defense Against Art History, Professor's Wardrobe, Simmin, Professor Niekamp, Lurking Phantom, Introvered Nicely to Puppy, Airline Pilot Uniform, Jet Blew a Guy, Airlines, Simmins, Pet Griffin, Loudest Person in Foon, Disney Easter Eggs, Evil Entity, Book on Libertarianism, Common Room, Back to One, Randy Rangoon, Slash Art, Hit Points, Wizard Combat, Metal Shop, Wizard Battle, Venom, Ayn Rand, Arm Rind, Snake Fight, Mortimus Ricktimus
October 07, 2019

Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek.

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October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Secret Names, Oo, Dripfang, Necromancer, Dripfang LeDespare, Shape Shifter, Tree House, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Science, Stephanie the Boat, Dreymenshire, Co-Captains, SS Stephanie, Lil' Petey, Mid-Life Crisis, Jeffy, Jeffrey, Bear Language, Tongue of Bear, Appetizers, Thought Tamales, Bag of Apples, Halfling, Captive, Peapods, Fuck a Duck, Frazgard the Incorrigible, Mandrake Roots, Air Quotes, Send Newts, Monster Mash, Frazgard's Nan, Foonish Language, Bear Necessities, Pig Latin, French-Eagle, Punk'd, Wizard Punks, O'l Rack of Ribs, Skill Sets, Peanut Butter Bag, Bags, Dusty Owls, Sea Water, Nan
April 01, 2019

Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen

April 01, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 101 - Do NOT Listen

Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast.

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April 01, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Witch, Baron, WiFi, Hank, Carfoon, Dripfang, Dripfang LeDespare, Claudia, Necromancy, Clouds, Space Prison, Weapon, Ploppers, Mystical Chains, Dizard, Destroy Earth, Penelope, I Got Your Nose, Bacon Wrapped Gremlins, Hungry, ASMR, Ass Smear, Tender Grandmother, Grandma Wanna Fuck, 2 Fingers and a Pot Pie, Sonic Weapon, Side Conversation, Giant, Food Truck, Magic Hank, Incense and Amulets, Banner, Wraith Wraithmano, Dark Lord Impersonations, Gremlin Wrapped Crickets, Drip Dick, Major Momo, Footprints in the Sand
August 13, 2018

Season 2, Ep 72 - Dripfang Returns

August 13, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 72 - Dripfang Returns

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast.

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August 13, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Dripfang, Chef Cadence, Podcasts, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, #PhiltheVoid, Chili's 2 Go, Magical Items, Framble, Dr- Monsterwitz, Ocelot Podcast Francine, OPF, Bag of Never Ending Food, Sad, Eyeballs and Dicks, Cotillion Dinosaur, Laptop Copy, Cyclops Night, Cydebar, Ghost Eels, Raising Corpses, Peach, Tree Killer, Hello from the Recipe for Murder, Griffin, Sports Podcasts, Popular Culture Happy Hour, How Did This Get Created?, Tulip War, Ira Glass, This American Life, Classic Dick Murder
January 29, 2018

Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

January 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend!

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January 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Dripfang, Get Wet, Mayor's Sash, Empty, Wuber, Gorilla, Gorillaz, Banana Man, Manana, Chuck E Cheese, Safety Wand, Fighting Evil, Sirmanther, Cherlotte, Zombies, Mr- Big, Undead, Turilet, Walking Dead, Crarrie, Mrrendrr, Sex and the City, Changler, Bite Mark, Secret Peanut Butter Stash, Hail of Zombie Teeth, Camry, Zombie Duck, Piano
October 30, 2017

Season 2, Ep 33 - Necromancer Performance Review

October 30, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 33 - Necromancer Performance Review

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better.

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October 30, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Mundle the Grundle, Chef Inquisitor, Dripfang, Orcs, Ceiling Dion, Heaps of Beef, Salsa, Chef Cadence, Social Media Manager, Darby Barleyfoot, 2 All Beef Patties, Murder-Orgy, Morgy, Goo Goo Dolls, Fresh Air, Podcasts, FREEDOM!, Fuck Starlings, Head Guard, Awkswome, Streets and Sanitation, Minute Man, Stupid Doofus, Hangover, Hot Bucket of Fuck, 996 Snakes, Compliment Sandwich, Glug Glug Glug, Honor System, In Charge of Hogsface, Dead Troll Hand, Bunch of Bees, Necromancy, Raise the Cemetary, Monologuing, Pet Cemetary, Performance Review, Minutes, Million Minnow, Chuuuuuuuug, Inside Head, Strong Boy, Giant Snake, Down Snake, Cat Crest, Mr- October, Pete the Rose
October 23, 2017

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.

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October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Baron Ragoon, tannakin, The Void, Witch, Red Potion, Tattoos, Dark Lord, Play it Cool, Twins, Chef Inquisitor, Dripfang, Snakes, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Series of Bats, Aprel Füls, Heaps of Beef, Dark Lord's Birthday, Claudia, Social Media Manager, Tomblain Belaroth, Knife, Party, 2 All Beef Patties, Patricia, Be Cool, Blade, Culs-de-Sac, Pooft, Belinda, Squad Ghouls, 2 Beefy Sluts, Baby Act, Sister Act, Amulet, Sir Mixalot, Sheet Cake, Party Boy Robes, Beef Tits, Vomitorium, Suave Answers, Farnch, USDA, Ghosting, Murder-Orgy, Morgy, Barf Stroganoff, Cum First, Tit Mouth, Flaming Yons, Shit-Hammered, Goo Goo Dolls, Sex Maggots, Inky Bottoms, Scooby Doo, Stab, Jump Out Window, Trucidore, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan
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