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March 19, 2023

Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

Brotaur, half man, half animal, all warrior, returns and he's matured quite a bit in recent years... according to him.

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March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Dream, Threeg, Boy Band Competition, Usidore the Ghost, Hatch Me if You Can, Frosted Tips, Puka Shell Necklace, Tummy Troubles, Gnome in Your Tummy, Fox Face, Get in That Throat, Otok, Bro-Taur, Kidney Stones, Kidnie Niestones, Bros, Still is Huge Bros, Tomorrow Salad, Foon 100, Best Bodies, Hog, Crystal Ball, Arena, Greatest Body, Bro, Orgy Thing, Prime of My Life Per Ushe, Bratar, East Coast, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Catch Phrase, Whoomp! There It Is, Barry, Morglorb Bear, Crypto, The Shattering, "Those People", Chin Up Chest Out, Lydia Tár, Gui Tar, Gator Introvert, Storming of the Castle, Co-Kings, PWAHAPWAHAPWAHA, Origin of Word is Clearly His Penis, Wettar, Hands on a Hard Body, Mark Ward, Dr. Ward, Director Ward
May 17, 2021

Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.

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May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Gambling, Snack Jack, Ambience, Séance, Sweet Butt, Scoop Boopy, Sylvestra, Sylvestor, Celestra, Skinny Dog Twins, Kids, Sly and the Family Stone, Pirate, Throwing, Throwing Baby, Throwing Down the Stairs, Cap'n, The Shattering, GAISP-MUENAS, Marooned, Sister, Gosship, Jaxed, Brittlebrains, DeForest Kelley, Usidore's Ex Girlfriends, The Power of Zuul, Songs, Sea Shanty, Upper Body Strength, Baguette and Costello, Baguettes, Odds, Sammy Fancy Pants, Sir Scootington, Dead as Hell, Grandma School, Daddy Pizza, Great Grandma Migration, Bagga Bones, Duke Vance, Sexy Dog, PEN 15, Gladys the Angry Penguin, Craptor, Germ Crust, Worm Squirm and Nerm
December 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 70 - Arnor's Next Feat

Arnor the legendary warrior crashes into Castle Skullmaster with some surprising news.

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December 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Obsidian Sword, Shattered, Teleport, The Shattering, Murder Can, Usidore's Hand, Arnor, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Time Travel Vision Quest, Time Travel, Killing Butterflies, Obsidian, Fragment Walls, Feats, Shafted, Dark Lord, The Fragmenting, Fiction Books, Wellness Spa, Bornian Hotsprings, The Handsome Duck, Lady Maribelle, Obsidian Mines, Wall Balls, Bruce the Sky God, Lost Bill, Soul Walker, Helping Verbs, Crispin the Pervert, Hot Spring
September 21, 2020

Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

September 21, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 59 - Sleeping Prince (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Sweet Prince Vantis wakes up from a hundred year sleep. Then he freaks out.

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September 21, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Shattered, The Shattering, House Sitting, Skullmaster, Dong, Dick Ooh Nice Groin, Nooks and Grannies, Rooms, Butt Room, Miss Havisham, Counting Stairs, Piss Closet, Sleeping Body, Taste My Blade!, Mantzoukas, Carn Vantis, 28242, Kill Skullmaster, House Party, Prince of the Red Desert, Red Desert, Bird Casts, Karen McManus, Velsmeer, Answers from Ghosts, Oasis, Sounds Like a Shirt, SPV, Blow Job Every Day of the Week, TV Shows, Foonie Foodie, Johan Gold, Dunes of Dunia, Gambit, X-Men, Danger Room, Stair Battle
September 14, 2020

Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess)

September 14, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 58 - Bastard (w/ Greg Hess)

We meet an angry boy that just might be Skullmaster's secret son.

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September 14, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, The Shattering, Shattered, Thesaurus, Sticker, Vocabulary, Krelbar, Corduroy Shorts, Butt Room, Beard of Bees, Bastard, Roy and Linda Bastard, Hot Dog Buns, Legitimati, Garden, Bony Hand, The Stranger, Mask Play, Skeletons, Skully Masterson, Usidore Land, House Sitting, Skeletons in Oven, Horse's Tail, Migos, Bush, 16 Stone, Machine Head
September 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.

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September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Krelbar, Duke Krelbar, Usidore Land, Dollywood, Castle Skullmaster, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Can, Can the Wizard, Parent Trap, Wizard State, Energy Boys, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Lishtleberry Jam, Butt Room, Skullmaster's Diary, Skullmaster, Ripping Off Toes, Artifacts, The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Bald Punyon, Party Town, Song, Music, Chunt Sex Song, Laser Gun, Dark Room, Butt Grabs, Demon Mask, Slender Bear, Delilah and Stevie, Commadore 64, Pepperoni, Lost Our Minds, Bug Nuts, Rug Nuts, Wheel House, T-Shirts, Status is Marbles
August 31, 2020

Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 56 - The DQ Way (w/ Tim Ryder)

We're trapped in a cell next to the familiar voice of the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin.

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August 31, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Dungeon, House Sitting, Jug of Water, Water, Wizard State, Wizard Coma, Locked Up, 2 Vinces, Usidore Understudy, Fallback Wizard, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, 8 8 8, Borg Borg, Starter Family, Borghilde the Fortune Teller, Searching for Father, Kicking, Kickism, Kickists, In Bed, Energy Boys, Dehydration, Door Kicking, Auditions, Arnieism, Speak Human, Lathe, Afternoon Guard Cronch, Kickin' It with Little Kick, Little Kick
August 24, 2020

Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster... and he's not happy about it!

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August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Dum-Dum, Falconstein the Beach Bird, Blown a Castle, Vision Board, Woody, Listless, Stitcher's Moving Castle, Rune Feedback, Reunited, House Sitting, Dungeon Guard, Startled, Spintax, Wetsey, Italian Sparkling Water, Skull Master, Skullmaster, Child Worker, Clammy Hand Station, Life of the Parpy, Scared, Guard, Backwards Sword, Point Guard, Hussy, Caterer, Heart on My Sleeve, Frasier, Parakeet, Dog, Weekend at Parakeet's, Obsidian Sword, High Crimes, Dungeon Songs, Cloud-Clear, Morglorb, Kill them with Kindness, Kindness, Paramore, Speaking French, Rats, Cynthia the Rat, Footloose, Candle, Beauty and the Beast
August 17, 2020

Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif)

August 17, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 54 - Mouse Queen (w/ Erin Keif)

Momo the mouse with human strength stops by Castle Skullmaster to introduce everyone to her new boyfriend.

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August 17, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Badger Body, Juicing, Jerk Off Fruit, Obsidian Sword, Snooping, Organs, Ghostmo, Momo, Mouse, Activia, Woody, Vision Board, Angelic Bean, Crown, Write a Book, Tall Drink of Water, Drank Boyfriend, Piss Bowl Boyfriend, Magic Quill, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Chunt is Here, Chris tals, Tiny Guitar, Lewd igi, Wagon Wheel, Mouse Party, Mouse Cake, Human Throne, 80 Year Queen, Queen, Toilet Water
August 10, 2020

Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.

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August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Fingering Rune, Voice Mail, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Beep, Castle Skullmaster, Activia, Otok, More Horny Bugs Bunny, Castle, What's Up Knock?, House Sitting, Squatting, Lightning Crashes, Thunder, Baked Goods, Birds Carried Kitchen Away, Chill, Stress Free, Relaxed, Ogre Retreat, Tall Scary They Eat People, Ogre the River and Through the Woods, Chris-tles, Crystals, Portrait Commission, Flex Mulligan, 2 Rune Lines, Human Couch, Strong Guy, Skull Master, Obsidian Sword, Evil Risotto, Future Usidore, Eggs Flour and Chocolate, 200 Friends?, Linkedin, Hogsfacer, Hogsface, Clear Skin, Vision Board, Woody, Toy Story, Birds, Eaten by Giant Birds
August 03, 2020

Season 3, Ep 52 - Critic (w/ Edgar Momplaisir)

August 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 52 - Critic (w/ Edgar Momplaisir)

A famous critic joins the podcast to talk about his strange relationship to the plays he reviews. Maybe he'll review the podcast!

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August 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Flex Mulligan, Flex on the Beach, Badger on a Jacked Body, Breaksies, Pee, Peed into Your Soul, OnlyFans, Brim and Brews, Brim and Brew, Tiny Usidore, Cock Ticklers, Cor Blimey, Pulitzer Prize, Finger the Rune, Critic, Jarmaine, Stage, Chuntworth, By the Moon, Ham Ill Ton, Oedipus, Ed or Piss, Arnold, Murder Actors, Validated Parking, Married Mother Murdered Father, Reviewing Podcast, Chekhov in the Theatre, Lightning Crashes, Live, Peeweyth Herman, Black Box Theatre, Illiterate, Hungry Wolf, Barther Miller, Joe the Mage Eyoo
July 27, 2020

Season 3, Ep 51 - Former Sheriff

July 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 51 - Former Sheriff

We check in with Gianessa, the former Sheriff of Hogsface, who is trying to rebuild and running for office. Actually running for many offices.

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July 27, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Blair Kenny, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Flex Mulligan, Badger on a Jacked Body, Decomposing, Draggin' Ass, Amphibians, When Wizards Die, Tiny Tavern in Usidore's Hat, Hat on a Hat, Hogsfacer, Brim and Brews, New Vermilion Minotaur, Gianessa Relkorus, Left a Note, Chickens, Penguins is Chickens, Re-election, Vote, Voting, Mayor Manana, Manana Bread, Disguised as a Man, Fictional Penis, Normal Woman Size, Slogan, Jingle, Shut and Vote for Me, Bear Arms, Brick Shit-House, Halls, Debates, Dr. Ladder
July 20, 2020

Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night

July 20, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 50 - Mail Night

It's time to catch up on e-mails. And it's a descent into madness.

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July 20, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Flex Mulligan, Badger on a Jacked Body, Decomposing, Badger Head on Muscly Corpse, Obsidian Sword, Owl, Arnie is a Dumb Fuck, Ranger, Ram and Owl, The Fragmenting, Emails, Mail Night, Owl Shit, Ohio, Ice and Rock Master, Glaciers, Feces, Shit Eater, Wizard Color, Foonananu, Few Manatees, Matt Middle-Aged, Approved Earth Names, Jethro Tull, Sir Ian Anderson, Blair Kenny, Funny Numbers, 336, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Checking Pockets, Your Brain on Drugs, Vape Quill, Banana Bill Fartman, Hogsfacer, 2 Hog 2 Face
July 13, 2020

Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard)

July 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 49 - Ranger (w/ Chris Gethard)

We finally have a ranger on, and he has a complicated relationship with animal companions.

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July 13, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Pores, Muscular Body, Muscular Human Body, Strong Guy Island, Stick Bop, Obsidian Sword, It's Not a Toomah, Waiting Runes, Rangers, Usidore Breathing, Awake Apnea, Walker Texas Ranger, Chip and Dale, Rescue Rangers, Nolan Ryan, Karktur, Tumult Valley, Drama, Coups, Coup World, No-Hitter, Family Name, Badger on a Jacked Body, Onus of the Fallen Ramfolk, Onus, Ram, Can't Speak, Slanted Rhymes, Rampanion, Owl and Ram, 2 Animal Companions, Poly-ramorous, So Close to Rhyming, Dodge Ram, 250 Episodes, Talthank, Charger, 4x4, Logic Puzzle, RAM, Rambo, Second Nature, Owl, Beef, Argument, Avian Shakespeare, Shakes-Beer, Doctor Memory, Dr. Memory, Shit Eater, Ranger Rick
July 06, 2020

Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley)

July 06, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 48 - Distressed Damsel (w/ Laci Mosley)

A beautiful voice coming from a high tower sets off a complicated rescue plan.

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July 06, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Remote Edition, Stick Bip, Badger Head on Sticks, St. Beach-Nard, Lord of the Flies, Surf King USA, Unstable Sociopath Ahhh!, Palchemy, Lead, Obsidian Sword, Tower Records, Surf King, Tower, Rupunsale, Dark Lord, Beautiful Hair, Coins, Hair, Rapunzel, HELP!, Scam, Scalp Potion, Roganium, Borgum's Floating Disk, Conviction Artist, Con Artist, Multiple Usidores, Sorcerer's Apprentice, Usidore #8, Jump Out Window
June 29, 2020

Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman)

June 29, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman)

We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad.

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June 29, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Stick Bip, Badger Head on Sticks, Spread DNA, One Sperm, Sea Pickle, Pickle Chunt, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Bruce the Sky God, Wizard State, REM, Fan, Fanatic, Doctor, Good Guest, Unverified, Scientist, Dr. Archibald Sane II, Create Life, Food Stuffs, Magic Non-Believer, Archie, Kites, Rune, Prop Magician, Smoke and Mirrors, Looking Forward to Trying Sex, Sandy, Doing God's Science, Pot Casting, Little Show, Automaton Constable, Bi-Sectual, Franklin Einstein, Dr. Sane's First Monster, St. Beach-Nard, Monster Mash, Mummy, Blank Check, Queen, Queen Titania, Key and Peele, RoboCop, Order of Corrupt People, OCP
June 22, 2020

Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 46 - Jazzhands (w/ Nicole Parker)

A traveling story singer needs help with her songs. Also Chunt might die.

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June 22, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Chunk, Sandcastle, The Fragmenting, Shape Shifting, Truffle Shuffle, Goonies, Foyer, Sandy, Grease, Singing, Entertainer, Music, Makeup, York New, Traveling Minstrel, Gongaberries, Volcanoes, NOW That's What I Call Foon Tunes!, 17 Aunts, Mundane, Picarus Pew, Killed at 17, Jacquarus Cray, Water Daughter, Walking on the Ceiling, Foon Idol, Fight for Your Right to Party, Simian Cowl, Chunt Dead, Footprints in the Sand, Bruce the Sky God, Weak Guy, Arnor the Warrior, Arnor, Patter Song
June 15, 2020

Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.

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June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Boss Man, Sea Urchin, Innit, Fingering Rune, A-Train, RiffTrax, Shattering, The Shattering, Shattered, Machinations, Greatest Episode, British Accent, Flurpsday, Cor Blimey, Winky Silks, Baron Ragoon, The Bust Stop, Queen Titania, Gratax Jones, John Bustman, Randy Rangoon, Jayme and Sayme, Murder!, Ignominious, Reinstated, Kid-A, Masters of Mayhem, Dripfang, Broaches, Baron Emeritus, Shrike Valley, Ersatz, The Fragmenting, Spintax, Dark Lord, Shape Shifting, Numinous, Bruce the Sky God, Snub-nosed Motorboat, I'm with Stuppid, Quizard, Trivial Pursizard, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Probe Probe Probe Probe, Obsidian Sword, Trapped in a Giant Dog
June 08, 2020

Season 3, Ep 44 - Dragon (w/ John Roderick)

June 08, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 44 - Dragon (w/ John Roderick)

The hosts accidentally encounter a terrifying and persnickety dragon.

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June 08, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Earthqueek, Remote, Water Wolf, Sea Wolf, Airwolf, Teen Wolf, Got Wet, Howl at the Foon, Carrot-Oakey, Now That's What I Call Music!, Michelle Branch, Sir Onsworth, Finger the Rune, Waiting Rune, De-Feeted, Craptor, Dragon, The Last Dragon, Durp the Magnificent, Dr. Agon, Zangleweth, Insignificant Wizard, No Whispering, Vintage Dragon Stuff, War Memorabilia, Fuckin' Nerd, Verterilax, Poetry, History of Carts, Vroom Vroom, List Woods, Crankleperf, Diahramma, Horse Corpses, Naz-Carts, Long Winters
June 01, 2020

Season 3, Ep 43 - Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx')

June 01, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 43 - Evil Couple (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind from 'Mission to Zyxx')

An evil couple talk about their relationship problems while trapped together in their cave.

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June 01, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Jay Leno, Moon, Craptor, Dino DNA, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Chuntrunelette, The Dark, Vokiestra Blood, Standing Skinny Dogs, Earthqueek, Introvert Evil, EVIL!, Evil Laugh, Napotholese the Dragon, Evil Laughter, Little Kitty Kitty, Take Calls in Bathroom, Bathtub, Tub, Blood Bath, Submerged in Blood, Hermetic sealed, Rotten Dough Bread, Gifting, Blood, False Gossip, Travel Agents, Vials of Insults, Rune, Cheese Dust, Micro-Loops, 2000 Piece Puzzle, Mother-in-Law and Father-in-Law, Evil University, Skull Master, Skoal Master, Click-Hate
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