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May 29, 2022

Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 29 - Deputy Administrator (w/ Joe Zieja)

Gouda Smish stops by to talk about doing administrative work in the Nibblebottom government and having secret plans.

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May 29, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Shaft of Light, Hogsfacer, Nibblebottom, Séance, Floating Cat, Gouda Smish, !Shnilllinilimnn, Nibblebottom Baby Book, Secretary, Sheriff, Bowtie, 8'1, 480 lbs, Spectacles, Uppies, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Slobodan, Sheriff Knit, Giant Tumbleweed Full of Shit, Mass Executions, Masecutions, Look in the Mirror, Love Yourself, Carl Williams, Decimate, Memoir
March 06, 2022

Season 4, Ep 19 - Seven Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

March 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 19 - Seven Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

It's Villain's Night at the Strange Familiar and...Magic Tavern's 7th Anniversary!

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March 06, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
7 Years, Seven Years, Strange Familiar, The Strange Familiar, Superego, Anniversary, 7 Year Splits, Splits, Drum Roll, Nasty Raviolis, Sexy Dog, Cleft in Twain, Unwed Women, V Words, Villains Night, Villain, Ice of Berg, Black Door, Awkward Silences, Night Medical School, 3 Hands, Take a Whispering Class, Melissa Deatheridge, Melissa Deathridge, The Night Doctor, Straight Up Killing Badgers, Use Your Illusion, Guns N' Roses, Ogre Whats Good At Magic, Sharon Stone, Close Your Legs, Ouroboros, A Snake is One Big Leg, Hiding its Teeth, Guitar, Bad Little Orphan Man, Evil Tricks, ASCAP/BMI, Dark Yord, Rick, Chad, Marty, Dim Lord, Arnie from the Bathroom, Big, Two Thieves and a Pirate, Scorpion's Tea Party, Scorpions, Séance, Props, Rube Goldberg Machine, Press Conference, Shampoo, Broken Legs, On Top of Head, Scorpion Boners, Ybrian, Ybrian's Song, Adulterer's Night, Dry Spell, Category 5 Orgy, Smell Like a Horse's Mouth, Pork Night, Doctor Nightmare, Mac Tonight, Horsey McMurder, Minitaur, Slobodan, Unnameable Mountain, Black Obsidian Door
August 09, 2021

Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.

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August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
SS Stephanie, I'm Your Horse Carnival Wilson, Carnival Wilson, Carnie, Cafarnie, Volcano, Hot Blood, Eggy Baby, Mando, Blemish, Under the Robelets, Momo, Vacation, Going into Battle, The True Death, Sexposition, Sunscreen, Krom, Krom the Fingarian, Mixing Friend Groups, Best Friends, Woodpecker Named Joanne, Sledding, Scheduling, Fluptember, Vwishtash, OOF, Shifting to Humans, Coconut Drink, Ocean Butt, Ocean Spray, Artifact, Artifacts, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Rock, Fingaria, Giant Pile of Snakes, Note on Rock, Squid Ink, Carfoon, Carfoons, Carfoon Blemish, Tenet, TENƎT, Boat, Beared by Bears, Crewed by Bears, Bears, Twosidore, Séance, Foodie, Ouroboros, Poetry, Dream Journal, Yeah So, Sea Lion
May 31, 2021

Season 3, Ep 93 - Good Tannakin and Good Blemish

May 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 93 - Good Tannakin and Good Blemish

Good Tannakin (the adorable flying pig) is back in Foon after escaping the Mirror World and she's brought that dimension's good version of Blemish with her. It's a reunion!

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May 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Charlie Horse, Tré Expensivo, Sweet Butt, Menu Maze, Séance, Scoop Booby, The Fancy Sphincter, Phillip J Space, Night Skysman, Blemish, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tannakin the Terrible, Ol' Pussy Mouth, Weird Penis, Weird Junk, Cool Horse, A Really Good Sex Time, Good Blemish, Rainbow Skittles, Goddesses' Rainbow, Rocking Horse, Shooting Evil, O'bannon's Glen, Box, What's in the Box?, Pinglet
May 24, 2021

Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.

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May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Séance, Scoop Boopy, Sweet Butt, Skinny Dog Twins, Power Vacuum, Unicorn Ranch, Cattle Snake, Greg, Chad, Weird Neck, Pegasus, Gregasus, Suck Off, Unicorndog, Shitty Little Fuckaround, Cattle Drive, Lock Box, American Express, Goring, Donkey Eating a Potato, Francis, Dying Unicorn, Dadbury Egg, Partial Refund, Dead Bodies, Exit Asshole, Spencer's Gifts, Die Viciously Die, Levitate, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Wings, Peter Sagal, Stabbing Francis
May 17, 2021

Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.

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May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Gambling, Snack Jack, Ambience, Séance, Sweet Butt, Scoop Boopy, Sylvestra, Sylvestor, Celestra, Skinny Dog Twins, Kids, Sly and the Family Stone, Pirate, Throwing, Throwing Baby, Throwing Down the Stairs, Cap'n, The Shattering, GAISP-MUENAS, Marooned, Sister, Gosship, Jaxed, Brittlebrains, DeForest Kelley, Usidore's Ex Girlfriends, The Power of Zuul, Songs, Sea Shanty, Upper Body Strength, Baguette and Costello, Baguettes, Odds, Sammy Fancy Pants, Sir Scootington, Dead as Hell, Grandma School, Daddy Pizza, Great Grandma Migration, Bagga Bones, Duke Vance, Sexy Dog, PEN 15, Gladys the Angry Penguin, Craptor, Germ Crust, Worm Squirm and Nerm
May 10, 2021

Season 3, Ep 90 - Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)

May 10, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 90 - Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)

The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods.

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May 10, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Tomblain Belaroth, Northeastia, Sweet Butt, Parapets, Scoop Boopy, Séance, Book, Do You Want to Follow Your Dreams I Bat You Shouldn't, Future King, Think You Can't Change Your Life I Bat You Can, Snapped Quill, Night Quill, Fun Evil Stuff, Standing Skinny Dogs, Daddy Pizza, Killed Parents, Tambourine, Evil, EVIL!, Daddy Magic, Cut Off Fingers, Touch It You Buy It, Frreeeeeeeeeee, Grimhoof, Fake Laugh, Eye Disease, Trumpet, Blood Under Arms, Pitmata, The Nicest Skinny Dogs in Town, Super Nice Insufferable, Ball Park Frank, Poison the Prince, Twins, Celestra, Sylvestor, Shant, Old Tape, Twin Children, Evil Sign, Cow Bazaar, Sylvestra
May 03, 2021

Season 3, Ep 89 - The Cockticklers

May 03, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 89 - The Cockticklers

The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks.

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May 03, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Politics, Belaroth, Belaroth Court, Belaroth Kingdom, Scoop Boopy, Cavalcade, Scoop Booby, Séance, Matching Outfits, Theatre, The Cockticklers, Play, Winky Silks, Michael Gunch, Jacob the Shepherd, Talking Cloud, Sheep Angel, T'Azazel the Angel, Intermission, Cock Ticklers, Prequels, Arnie Pre-Kamp, Cor Blimey, Pork Swiney, Pigs, Milking a Pig, Bloodhound Gang, School Children, Red Leather Yellow Leather, Shut Up Children!, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Krefnen, Meddling Kids, The King's Knob, A Cock Tickler Story, Jacob the Weepy Shepherd, Little Chip, Play Tomblaine Belaroth, BE the King, Pigherd
March 22, 2021

Season 3, Ep 83 - Tom the Secret Traveler

March 22, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 83 - Tom the Secret Traveler

Traveling to the North East leads to a secret carriage with a secret traveler who just might be Prince Tomblaine Bellaroth.

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March 22, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
On the Road, Rot Holes, Belaroth Kingdom, Séance, Hitch Hikers, Krefnen, Carriage, Blue Traveler, From Another World, Suck it Off, Tomblain, Tomblain Belaroth, Royalty, Mel Brooks, Space Balls, Biz Markie, Banana Universe, Trachea-Aurelia, Bat Dance, Limp Hay, Common Phrases, Poison, Pee Hole Dragon, Send Traps, Assassination Attempts, Love Triangle, Rhyming Dictionary, Traveler's Lunch, Brain Sucking Squid, Beatles, A Series of Krefnens, Sea Mails, Ant Thorax
March 15, 2021

Season 3, Ep 82 - Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)

March 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 82 - Barbara (w/ Krystina Arielle)

A mysterious stranger takes an interest in Usidore.

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March 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Not Defeating the Dark Lord, Most Important Person in Foon, The Half a Grampa, Hard Candy, Séance, Speak with the Deb, Green Chicken, Artifact in Head, Artifact, Tomorrow Salad, Cured Meats, Blow into a Tube, Ale Tathachief, Barbara, Fake Moustache, Arnie Adal, Voluptuous Knife, The Land of Zak, Village of Zak, Sold Squares, Twin, Prrrindle, Knife, Obsessed, Contract, Soul Stealing, Duck's Bill, Scorching Rays, Sugar Ray, Sexy Knife, Usidore's Girlfriends, Fucked a Grandpa
March 01, 2021

Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 80 - Usidore's Hat

It's finally time to visit the tiny tavern hidden inside Usidore's hat.

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March 01, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Used Horse Salesman, Horses, Come Chode, Chode, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Outside, Rain Storm, Dark Clouds Coming, Séance, Inside Usidore's Hat, Assumé, Password, Usidore the Doorkeeper, Being Usidore Malkovich, Tiny Everything, Slumber Cup, Sexy Usidore, Blue Nipples, Chicken Fingers, Murder Usidore, Deathwish Usidore, Very Sexual, Charged with Sexuality, This Very Table, Vermilion Minotaur, Zapplebee's, Banging Fuds, Waiter Usidore, Head Shots, Assed and Answered, Segue Usidore, Motorized Segue Usidore, Massive Failure, Depressed Usidore, Get a Muscle Going
February 22, 2021

Season 3, Ep 79 - Jayme, Sayme and Daddy

February 22, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 79 - Jayme, Sayme and Daddy

The creepy twins, Jayme and Sayme Ragoon are back and this time they're not alone. Also, they're in a cave for some reason.

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February 22, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Chip Skyguy, Séance, Séance the Unconnected Floaty Cat, Outside, Potato Sack, Airline Pilot, Bone-Cat, Ska Band, Cave, Dank Dark Cave, Stalactite, Skalagmites, 2 Middle Fingers, Spooky, Cave Shadows, Alex Baldwin, Rucksack, Jayme and Sayme, Ragoon, Twins, Playing Hands, Hole Daddy, Bucket Daddy, Daddy a Day, Daddy Daycare, Pranks, Merry Pranks, Sticky Breakfast Syrup, Cher, Moonstruck, Ear Beans, Daddy Ladder, Spitting, Pig Herpes, Pig Herpes Academy, Proom, iFoon, Not Opposite Land, House of Bright Swords, Carl the Daddy, Wolf with Bat Wings, Wizard Convention
February 15, 2021

Season 3, Ep 78 - Side Quests (w/ Jared Logan)

February 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 78 - Side Quests (w/ Jared Logan)

A strange tavern keeper is oddly invested in the weird things going on around town.

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February 15, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Kind of a Scully, Carnak the Death God, Not a Walking Ep, Hamlet, The Horse What Fell in the Mud Urban Eatery, Stavros, Stool, Pint of Grog with a Little Bit of Dirt in It, Small Beer, Egg Grog, Festival of Yule, Buy Back, Sidequests, Quests, Side-Quests, Hook Hand, Bloodwater Creek, The Shining Men, Piranha, Bid 'ol Turkey Leg, Niçoise Salad, Dutchy of Marduck, Ring, Shit Ring, Straightened Hook, Stavrus Spike, Letter from the Queen, Vulture Eggs, Rumored Catacomb, Rumors, Ken Watanabi, Star-Knights, Tapestries, Dinner took Longer, Séance, Raised by Books, Usidore's Quest, Empire of the Old Commonwealth, Ring Buddies, Pointy Jenkins, Shit Beard
February 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 77 - Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

February 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 77 - Death Knight (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalahaxorus the Grim, an evil spirt in a suit of armor reflects on his life's purpose.

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February 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Most Important Person In Foon, Chip Skyguy, Potato Sack, Walking Bag of Potatoes, Sigh, Shunt, Banging Spuds, Reanimated Cat, Séance, Airline Pilot Uniform, Airline Pilot, Séance the Unconnected Floaty Cat, Giggling Tick, Spank Bank, Death Knight, Smoke Face, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Gladwyns, Goodwill Hunting, Them Apples, Doing Math, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, The Nicest Person, Undead, Undeath, 10 dicks, Chalk Board, Statler and Waldorf, Infernal Paladin, Dark Gods, Blathe, Once I Had a Dick, Red Queen, Soul-Drinker Sword, Weasel Bitch, Hay Sword, Myst, Red Queen Murzia, How Kiss if No Got Lips, The Great Gatsby, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Crusade, Cruisade, Jerking Off Without a Boner, Usidore, Arnie
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