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June 28, 2021

Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

Prince Tomblaine is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid.

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June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Badger Boy, Fast Horses, Eataly, Tattoos, Northeastia, Sir Scootin', Shit Pants, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P. Corn, Rhiannon, Love of My Life, Germ Crust, Butt Nut, Stabbed, Gettin' Nuts, Ana Phylactic, Big 'ol Wet Fart, Acorn, Milk Maid, Wizard, 12th Knight, Boy's Knife, Stewart the Cow Milker, Impossibly Sexy, Heavy Breathing, Sleeping Spell, Sexy Evil Seduction, Bagsville, In a Bag, Royal Cafeteria, Krefnen, Boys Night, O'Krefnen, Going to Die Now
June 21, 2021

Season 3, Ep 95 - Wish Witch (w/ Allie Kokesh & Jeremy Bent from Mission to Zyxx)

June 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 95 - Wish Witch (w/ Allie Kokesh & Jeremy Bent from Mission to Zyxx)

Cordelia Stampot is a witch that grants wishes... for a price. And the first customer in line is Numbers Marlow a kid from a local gang.

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June 21, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Scoop Boopy, Medical Sled, Stabbed, Vamp, Vampire, Cricket, Northeastia, Witch's Hut, Snake Teeth, Gang, Gang Name, Numbers Marlow, Rushing, Rumble, Capitol City, Stole Tail, Soul, Half of Soul, Fast Horses, Skeksis Sounds, Feisty LeQuiche, Land SnS, Peach, Feisty LePeach, Papa Shawn Chair, Arnie Situp, Weight Fish, Sorry About Your Fish, Arrow, Monkey's Paw, Knives, Muscles, Mushroom Coffee, Bean Piss, Quick Horses, Badger Boy
June 07, 2021

Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 94 - Sweet Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Prince Vantis, still crazed after being asleep for 100 years, stops by Northeastia to challenge Prince Tomblaine for the Belaroth throne.

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June 07, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Northeastia, Casino, Coin, Betting Intangibles, 401 Kaleidoscope, Prince Tomblaine Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Vial of Poison, Stabbed, Quality Knife, Karn Vantis, Hot Streak, Danger Room, The Crone's Bones, SHAKE THOSE BONES!, Usidore the Betrayer, King of Northeastia, Skullmaster, Secret Names, Breast Milk, Carl Flance, Fleeced by Flance, Bahama Mother, Longest Sleep, Danlet, etc, Begsburg, Monologue, Cake, Cocaines, Ad Bump, Drums and Bass, Death from Above, Sir Scootin' of Scootsville, Dead as Hell, Scoop Booby, Scoot Boopy, Halted and Caught Fire, He Should Argo Someplace Else, Everybody is Sweet, Endorsements, Health Man, Rule-it Wheel, Blues Traveler, 90's Bands, String Cheese, Corduroy Delight
May 24, 2021

Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.

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May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Séance, Scoop Boopy, Sweet Butt, Skinny Dog Twins, Power Vacuum, Unicorn Ranch, Cattle Snake, Greg, Chad, Weird Neck, Pegasus, Gregasus, Suck Off, Unicorndog, Shitty Little Fuckaround, Cattle Drive, Lock Box, American Express, Goring, Donkey Eating a Potato, Francis, Dying Unicorn, Dadbury Egg, Partial Refund, Dead Bodies, Exit Asshole, Spencer's Gifts, Die Viciously Die, Levitate, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Wings, Peter Sagal, Stabbing Francis
May 10, 2021

Season 3, Ep 90 - Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)

May 10, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 90 - Evil Couple in the City (w/ Moujan Zolfaghari and Seth Lind of Mission to Zyxx)

The evil skinny dogs are back and this time they have a shop selling evil goods.

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May 10, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Tomblain Belaroth, Northeastia, Sweet Butt, Parapets, Scoop Boopy, Séance, Book, Do You Want to Follow Your Dreams I Bat You Shouldn't, Future King, Think You Can't Change Your Life I Bat You Can, Snapped Quill, Night Quill, Fun Evil Stuff, Standing Skinny Dogs, Daddy Pizza, Killed Parents, Tambourine, Evil, EVIL!, Daddy Magic, Cut Off Fingers, Touch It You Buy It, Frreeeeeeeeeee, Grimhoof, Fake Laugh, Eye Disease, Trumpet, Blood Under Arms, Pitmata, The Nicest Skinny Dogs in Town, Super Nice Insufferable, Ball Park Frank, Poison the Prince, Twins, Celestra, Sylvestor, Shant, Old Tape, Twin Children, Evil Sign, Cow Bazaar, Sylvestra
May 03, 2021

Season 3, Ep 89 - The Cockticklers

May 03, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 89 - The Cockticklers

The Cockticklers acting troupe is in town with the latest production starring Michael Gunch and Winky Silks.

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May 03, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Politics, Belaroth, Belaroth Court, Belaroth Kingdom, Scoop Boopy, Cavalcade, Scoop Booby, Séance, Matching Outfits, Theatre, The Cockticklers, Play, Winky Silks, Michael Gunch, Jacob the Shepherd, Talking Cloud, Sheep Angel, T'Azazel the Angel, Intermission, Cock Ticklers, Prequels, Arnie Pre-Kamp, Cor Blimey, Pork Swiney, Pigs, Milking a Pig, Bloodhound Gang, School Children, Red Leather Yellow Leather, Shut Up Children!, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Krefnen, Meddling Kids, The King's Knob, A Cock Tickler Story, Jacob the Weepy Shepherd, Little Chip, Play Tomblaine Belaroth, BE the King, Pigherd
April 26, 2021

Season 3, Ep 88 - Casino (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

April 26, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 88 - Casino (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

The gambling parlors are setting odds on the next ruler of the Northeast, with a little help from master gambler Five Finger Flint Gustoon.

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April 26, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Ear Instruments, HarmonEARca, Rosanne from Singapore, Scoop Boopy, Northeastia, All the Truthes, Scoop Booby, Scoop Poopy, The Rooster's Left Foot, Casino, Rudelette, Coins, Tomblain, Royal Politics Watch, Cha-Ching, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Sir Scootington, Banging Calves, Betting, Gambling, Scootsville, Smooth as a Shark's Penis, Little Dog, Death and Taxes, Dead as Hell, Faceball, Ballpark Dog, Scalping Tickets, Ticketmaster, Intentional Fireball, King of Elder Flowers, Bets, Pay Outs, Goat Lady, Wondertinkle the Goad Lady, Ponder on Love, Executive Basement, Bet Fingers, Snacky Robinson, Hank Baron, No Magic Fingers, What is Death?
April 19, 2021

Season 3, Ep 87 - Princess Trachea's Plan

April 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 87 - Princess Trachea's Plan

The search for Prince Tomblaine leads to the secret lair of Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, who is still plotting her brother's death.

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April 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Ratt, Rats, Chuntttttt, Tratt, Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth, Tomblain Belaroth, Northeastia, I Wanna Rock!, Happy Birthday, Cave, Re-Eunuched, Bene, Eunuch, Manuscript, Plays, Dream Ballets, Head on a Stick in My Bedroom, Mr. Thick-Dick, Hit the Head, I Love You, Snake Blood, IVF, Better Bones and Garden, Decor, Price Tags, Peer None, Flesh Curtain, Coins, Breast Fed Until 9, Cursed, Scrambled Table Legs, Scoop Boopy, Cursed Boy, Milk Maid, Killed a Kevin, Woof, Bat Dance, Basic
April 12, 2021

Season 3, Ep 86 - Eunuch's Comeback

April 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 86 - Eunuch's Comeback

Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Gossip to Queen Titannia, is back in Northeastia and is almost certainly up to something.

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April 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Tone Police, Tomblain Belaroth, Kidnapped, Benedict Whisperbrew, Pizzam!, Magical P'Zone, Endless Pastabilities, Innate Filigree, Gingerbread House, Dennis Brittlebrains, Nemesis, Belaroth Court, RGNT, Read Groggy Not Tired, Rick Dad Poor Dad, The Web of Charlotte, Charolette's Web, Books, Murder Book, Play, Theatre, Do Re Mi, Bitter Irony, Hopped up on Sugar, Court Gossip, Screaming Gossip, Dr. Gillian Cabinet, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, 4 Stages of Grief, Decide to Become an Alcoholic, Not an Audition, Owl Calling Competition, SUGAR!
April 05, 2021

Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams.

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April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Market, Market Place, Changed the Format, Play Characters, Teenaged Bird, Southern Voice, Teen Elder Bird, Starlings, Format Changes, Goofs and Gags and Bits, Lost, Fish Out of Water, Coins, Salts, Salt Tent, Dirty Road Salt, Open-Air Street Faire, Flower, Chance LeClaire, What if Daddy was Pizza?, Water Bear, Tardigrade, Farts is Smells, Dollahz'$, Broadway, Musicals, Rumpelstiltsnake, Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Little Shop of Horrors, Knife, Bring Talents to Broadway, Classical and Contemporary Piece, Two Gentlemen of Petunia, Dogs the Play, Jamical Dogs, Airbrushed Buttholes, Dogs Breath Thorough Their Buttholes, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Horses, Bath Salts, Tomblain Belaroth, Kidnapped, Hot Goss, Glass of Wine, Most Important Person in Foon, Built to Spill, Lifestyle Blog, Bitch Loves O' Gossip, Big City, Punch a Carriage, Knock Out a Horse, Cash Carriage, Full Seizure, Ear Infucktion, Hoofers, Titters, Hooves are a Horse's Tits, Cheesecake Factory
March 29, 2021

Season 3, Ep 84 - The Boy King and the Prince (w/ Jordan Morris)

March 29, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 84 - The Boy King and the Prince (w/ Jordan Morris)

Prince Tomblaine Belaroth encounters some unexpected competition from Dartholomew the Boy King.

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March 29, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Tomblain Belaroth, Prince, Burger King, Capitol City, Parapets, Scromptious Granola, Unique Northeastia, Alexa, Billy Joel, Muddy Dirty Shitty Road, Hogsface 8, Cha-Ching, Royal Politics Watch, RP Dub, Stalactite Boner, Fuck the Sky, O-Zone, Which Sky?, Big City, Side Bars, Dart, Prince Dart, Prince Dartholomew, Coin Guy, Segment Sound Effects, Ruler Quiz, Hamlet, Suckin' a Boob, Adorable Boy King, Coppertone, Cute for Fucking Days, Crowd, Monarch Election, 40 Years Old, 40 Year Old Penis, Cute Off, Weird Voice, Ducks, Cute Duck, Boom Boom in my Di Di
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