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May 12, 2024

Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 9 - Germ Crust Now (w/ Mary Tilden)

Germ Crust visits to introduce Usidore to her new love.

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May 12, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Stuck, Rub or Touch or Press, Usidore's a Wizard Not a Lizard That's for Sure, Wiley Potatoes, Sneezes Are Breezes Coughs and Farts Jump Your Starts Better Get Moving, The Rat with a Wand Inside Him, Warlords of Sorts, Ghost or Dead, Makeup Artist, Germ Crust, Married, Cling Clang, Portrait Time, Howl's Moving Castle, Stitcher Premium's Moving Castle, Garina, Ghosts, Sweet or Savory, Contest, I Can't Evening w/ Germ, Podcast, Glamology, Boar and Waffles, Know this Rat, Spice Melange, Scratch with Fingernails, Special Spice, Spice, WIley in Mouth, I Can't Help but Taste Things, Sexual Tension, Wedding Train, 3000 Kilometers, Active Producers, Shandy Randy the Big Bowl of Brandy, Set Bales of Hay on Fire, Drunk, Getting Drunk, Work Wife Balance
February 27, 2022

Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.

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February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Pep in My Step, Mountain Brew Ah Ha Blast, Full Pig, Pinky Clinkys, Cooper, D.B. Cooper, Douche Bag Cooper, Dying, Can the Wizard, Can Voice, Turkish Delights, Fruit Desserts, Kongy Donk, Kooper Trooper, Mario, Germ Crust, Glumology, Comedy Bang Bang, Guesting on Shows, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Shipping, Goose Juice, Blorth the Brown, These Pieces Ceases to Be This Thesis, I Can't Even, Can't Evening, Podcast, Heyyy, Most Sad Things, The Can't Even, Theme Song, Vivacious, Date, Song, Dripfang Song, Richard Jenkins
June 28, 2021

Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

Prince Tomblaine is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid.

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June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Badger Boy, Fast Horses, Eataly, Tattoos, Northeastia, Sir Scootin', Shit Pants, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P. Corn, Rhiannon, Love of My Life, Germ Crust, Butt Nut, Stabbed, Gettin' Nuts, Ana Phylactic, Big 'ol Wet Fart, Acorn, Milk Maid, Wizard, 12th Knight, Boy's Knife, Stewart the Cow Milker, Impossibly Sexy, Heavy Breathing, Sleeping Spell, Sexy Evil Seduction, Bagsville, In a Bag, Royal Cafeteria, Krefnen, Boys Night, O'Krefnen, Going to Die Now
May 17, 2021

Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 91 - Pirate Captain

Cap'n Loraina Bones stops by to talk about being a pirate, loving gossip and having a missing ship.

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May 17, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
The Rooster's Left Foot, Gambling, Snack Jack, Ambience, Séance, Sweet Butt, Scoop Boopy, Sylvestra, Sylvestor, Celestra, Skinny Dog Twins, Kids, Sly and the Family Stone, Pirate, Throwing, Throwing Baby, Throwing Down the Stairs, Cap'n, The Shattering, GAISP-MUENAS, Marooned, Sister, Gosship, Jaxed, Brittlebrains, DeForest Kelley, Usidore's Ex Girlfriends, The Power of Zuul, Songs, Sea Shanty, Upper Body Strength, Baguette and Costello, Baguettes, Odds, Sammy Fancy Pants, Sir Scootington, Dead as Hell, Grandma School, Daddy Pizza, Great Grandma Migration, Bagga Bones, Duke Vance, Sexy Dog, PEN 15, Gladys the Angry Penguin, Craptor, Germ Crust, Worm Squirm and Nerm
May 11, 2020

Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.

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May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Moray eel, College Town, Underwater, Earthqueek, Rune, Rune Filters, Data Mining, Sigent, Pornography, University of Porn, Vase-Time, Rune-Bomb, Waving, Doppelgänger Theory, Duggle, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Wizard, Six Sexting Centaurs, Not a Penis, Cloaca, Obsidian Sword, Sword in Chest, Earthqueef, Warhammer 40K, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Vag, Eunice, Side-Rune, Foon Tortillas, Wizard Sex, Germ Crust, Spintax on Foon, Jonas Brothers, Grubhouse, Food Delivery, Past-Mates, Pastmates, Kathy the Gorgon, Taco Bar, Wizards is Kids
September 30, 2019

Season 3, Ep 11 - Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)

September 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 11 - Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they're going to kill some people.

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September 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Nerf, Germ, Germ Crust, Crossbow, Dark Lord, Eye Lasers, Blorth the Brown, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Book of Sight, Winged Whale, Keen, Keening, Page, Centaur, Debase, Army, Laser, Tent, Co-Generals, Sad Whail, Scrumps, Sperks, Green Laser Eye, Invisible Hands, Burning Letters, Caves of Jomijoe, Talking Muskrats, Wizards Guild, Fly-by, Bad Army, Letters in the Woods, Animal Sounds, General Katho, Lazy, Horse Head, Animal Sex, Hipster, Eunice, Eeyore, Avocado, T-Shirt Cannon, Soft Weapons, Dude, Settlers of Catan, Scarred, Craggy Face, Cheating, Heh Heh Heh, Pour Shit, Soul Hollow, Keen Team
March 11, 2019

Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 98 - Chunt's Wedding

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his.

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March 11, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, DQ, Hunger Ghost, Rainbow Bowls, Resonance Stone, Singing, Singing Sword, Pizza Skull, Germ Crust, Baron, Drugs, Tannakin the Pinglet, Tree, Manticore, Quest, Makeup Artist, Greg, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Riddle, Swamps McGee, Made of Bees, Pamphlet, Blue Tigers, Azure, Cerulean, Spintax the Green, Penelope Penelope, Drew, Hugo, Tingle, Wedding, Bees, Best Man Speech, Myths and Legends, I Do from the Magic Tavern, Microsoft Zune, Twizard, Pink Tux, Twosidore's Wife, Traditional Wedding, Golden Frog, Horse Lot, Shrink Horses, Butt Tattoo, Wedding Boy, Noodle Bouquet, Handkerchief, Pee Yellow, Areola, Groth the Fluteman, Jethro Tull, Cummerbund, Usher, Giant Horse, Bloody Hands, Kiss from a Rose, Seal, Mimsey, Wraith, Love Tat Ass, Mr- Ghost, Leaking Teats, Face Plant, Square Dance, Boink, Papier Mache Volcano, Lost Rings, Nipple Rings, Knock Knock, Juice, Interpretative Dance, Crying, Continuity, Something Stolen, Fuck Husband, Usidore the Giant Dog, Screamail, That's Our Chunt, Fuck You Drew, Busted Ass Bitch, Consumate Marriage, May I Have This Sex?, Bee Sex, Egg, Transdimensional Deliveryman
November 05, 2018

Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

November 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern.

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November 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Boys Night, Germ Crust, Dark Lord, Traach, Swamps McGee, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Waxe, Underwater River, Nasty Boy, Fancy Blemish, Spaghetti, Soaking Wet, Alternate Reality, Arnie Voice, Bird Shit Robes, Pink Polo with Jeans, Butterflies, Kobold, Warehouses, Werehouses, Deal, Loot Boxes, Conspiracy of Birds and Wind and Rain and Fire---, Cabo Wabo, Usidore's Parents, Liquid Javelin, Usidore's Dad, The 70's, Ligma Orbs, Ligma Balls, Cursed Bracers, Cor Apple, The Concept of Party, Buttfor, Gartax, I Want to Talk About Earth Stuff, Dark Lord's Garbage, Toss the Box, Earth Stuff, ILM Hats, Inedible Chocolate Anuses, Glowing River, Award for Butt-hole Based Podcasting, Giant Harry Potter Candy Set, Pedestal
September 03, 2018

Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest...and found Otok.

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September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Blemish, Otok Barleyfoot, Germ Crust, Rocky Talkie, Spells, Fire, Snub-nosed Motorboat, The Ruffled Feather, Ensorcellment, Eyes of Sliddindor, Spider Bats, Bifter, Wifter, Singing Instruments, Pride and Prejudice, The Bible, Can, Loose Tent Dan, Blood Tears, Spittoons, Spit, Restaurant, Chef, Made Man, Gentlemen, The Corruption Guild, Nut Allergy, Spider Bat Hair, Ballergy, See See, Cat Cock, Coat Check, Toe, Ticket, Theme, Coolio, Giant Eagles
August 27, 2018

Season 2, Ep 74 - Sweater Quest

August 27, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 74 - Sweater Quest

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let's use magic to find out?

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August 27, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Pimbly Nimblebottom, Ghosts, Butt Chugging, Germ Crust, Tannakin the Terrible, Tannakin the Pinglet, Poison, Bathroom, Makeup Artist, usidorerocks-com, Catch Phrases, The Ruffled Feather, Collar, One Day Earlier, Flashback, Poop Coins, Squarrels, Sharp Teeth, Blackheads, Omfraum, Ben the Party Ghost, Trolls, Diarrhea Berries, Slot-Machine, Blood Makeup, Visions, No Arms, Usidore & Germ, No Legs, Wolf Attack, Spider Bats, Eyes of Sliddindors
August 15, 2016

75 - Make-Up Artist

August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
75 - Make-Up Artist

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.

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August 15, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Chunt, Usidore, Pizza Skull, Feather Beard, Red Potion, Ghosts, Foo Fighters, Butt Chugging, Germ Crust, Tricia
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