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August 06, 2023

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.

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August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Chunks Please, Wizard's Choice Awards, Security, Desecrated Objects, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Activia, Loose Ends, Lifted by Birds, Trongo, Boat for Legs, Fi’ang Yalok, Sound Like, Too Sexy, Butt-Holistic Medicine, High Protein Chips, Hot Sauce That's Also a Sun Screen, Loose Stools, Scrambled Neggs, Selkie, Explosive Corn Bread, Ask Me About My Cheese, High Valued Female, Birds, Real Tough Guy Shit, 52 Leaf Clovers, Blue Meanie, 27 Carts, Telly, Baby Sun, Pyramid, Pyramid Scheme, Triangle, Hot Sauce in Eyes, 2 eye patches, Closest Friends, Surrogate Daughter, Birds Carried Kitchen Away
December 18, 2022

Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

Either we find and save Otok this episode, or Usidore dies for real. Those are the stakes.

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December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Psalm, Pissalm, Common Name, Skylar, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Ghost, Crazy Scarf, Remote Location, Trongo, Triangle, Remember, School, Teacher, Singles and Slapnuts, Rabbit, Arnor, Killed Arnor, Greatest Warrior, Pile of Coins, Soup in His Butt, Snack Time, Doc Hollywood, Muffin Foot, A Rabbit, What? Where is My Son?, Louie Anderson, Mr. Trongo, Cleft Trongo, Fight in the Forest, Trongo Family, LeNuts Lastname, Spell, Lonely, Pointing, Razors, Trongo the Giraffe
December 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

December 11, 2022/ Matt Young
Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.

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December 11, 2022/ Matt Young/
Crunch Fizz, Forest, Travelling, Unwich, Tiny Ropes, Hippocrite, Half Lion Half Grits, Pee and Poop, Zoomies, Crochet Pillows, Camp, Christmust Wish, Otok Barleyfoot, Save Otok, Broke Mirror, Ghost, Ghost Story, Sheriff, Gianessa, Bungaree Chubbins, Chamber Pots, Little Usirella, Pizza Skull, Pizza Threats, Pizza Fucked, Little Usidores in Hat, Gift Horse, What? What?, Fancy, Upper Middle Class Bird, Magic Tree Branch, Golden Branch, Branchy, Pipsqueak, No No to Momo, Knock Knock Jokes, Talbot the Badger, Talbot, Spintax, Gagroomps, Gagroomp, Bluebird with a Hat, Hat Jeans, Pretty Pink Penis, Loosidore, Undressing, All the Forest and Creatures of the Animals
March 09, 2020

Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 32 - Five Years

It’s the five year anniversary and Arnie has found audio of the first time he met Chunt and Usidore.

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March 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Anniversary, 5 Years, Squeen Dream, Ship, High Seas, Pyrite, Pirate, Bears, Jeffy, Nautical Bear Jellybouree, All Definitely Get Nauseous, Slide Whistle, Cha Cha Slide, Fingaria, Chris is the Dark Lord, Radish Cake, Prequel, Other Podcast, Hey I'm Eating Fast Food in My Car the Podcast, Burger King, Car, Long Burger, Damn Daniel, Portal, First Episode, First Meeting, 300 Years Old, Hogface, King's Road, McShingleshane Forest, Mental Journaling, Magic Feather, Talk-Over, Practice Guest, Mr. Wizard, Eustice, Beautiful Arnie, Vermilion Minotaur, Screaming Pete, Eat this Bread, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Blemish, Unwed Mothers, This Very Table, Base-a-Ball, Orc Goiter, Human Centipede, Chronicles of Ridonculous, Blemish and Buds, Deez Nuts, Splinter
September 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.

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September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Resonance Stone, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Gatorade, This Very Table, Camry, Waxe, Drew, Bifter, Wifter, Spittoons, The Corruption Guild, Outside, Knocker, Franchise, Birthday Song, Mozzarella Spheres, TVMF, Usidore's Birthday, #highballergy, Off-Centered Skirt, Drawful, Live Bird, Anastasia, Biyee, Condiment Wedding, Higuythatsverybad, Advice, Second Hand Store, Hello from the Magic Chain Restaurant
September 03, 2018

Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest...and found Otok.

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September 03, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Blemish, Otok Barleyfoot, Germ Crust, Rocky Talkie, Spells, Fire, Snub-nosed Motorboat, The Ruffled Feather, Ensorcellment, Eyes of Sliddindor, Spider Bats, Bifter, Wifter, Singing Instruments, Pride and Prejudice, The Bible, Can, Loose Tent Dan, Blood Tears, Spittoons, Spit, Restaurant, Chef, Made Man, Gentlemen, The Corruption Guild, Nut Allergy, Spider Bat Hair, Ballergy, See See, Cat Cock, Coat Check, Toe, Ticket, Theme, Coolio, Giant Eagles
May 14, 2018

Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

May 14, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern.

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May 14, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Secret Names, Falsetto Marauders, Healing Rock, Camry, Chest Trunkborn, For a Second I Phased Out, Ringtones, Drew, Trashcan Kids, WWAD, Chris Sandwich, Spwee, One Angry Man, Horrace, Killing, Kill Sheep and Smack Babies, Twue Wuv, Shush, Loose-Pants Gratax, Fuck Off Drew!
June 06, 2016

65 - Dancer

June 06, 2016/ Evan Jacover
65 - Dancer

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.

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June 06, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Arm, Chunt, Curse, Dancer, FF7, Flower, Josh Swollensword, Krom the Barbarian, Lap Dance, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Stick Arm, Usidore
February 15, 2016

49 - Princess Phillipa

February 15, 2016/ Chris Rathjen
49 - Princess Phillipa

There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.

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February 15, 2016/ Chris Rathjen/
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Chunt, Flower, Krom the Barbarian, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Princess Phillipa, troll, Usidore
February 01, 2016

47 - Otok's Quest

February 01, 2016/ Adal Rifai
47 - Otok's Quest

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.

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February 01, 2016/ Adal Rifai/
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Activia, Blemish, Buttholes, Chunt, Craig, Flower, Honk, Krom the Barbarian, Otok Barleyfoot, Tiny Horse, Usidore
August 10, 2015

23 - Soul Walker

August 10, 2015/ Adal Rifai
23 - Soul Walker

I thought we'd finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.

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August 10, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Crispix, Otok Barleyfoot, Soul Walker, The Dark Lord, The Void, Trisha, Usidore
July 06, 2015

18 - Blemish

July 06, 2015/ Adal Rifai
18 - Blemish

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.

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July 06, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Blemish, Chunt, Otok Barleyfoot, Spiced Potatoes, Usidore, Vermilion Minotaur
June 15, 2015

15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman

June 15, 2015/ Adal Rifai
15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman

Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.

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June 15, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Don, Mundle the Grundle, Otok Barleyfoot, Seven Dragons and a Baby, Swag, Usidore
June 01, 2015

13 - Boys' Night

June 01, 2015/ Adal Rifai
13 - Boys' Night

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys' Night!

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June 01, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Boys Night, Chunt, Ghost Stories, Hunger Ghost, Otok Barleyfoot, Terr’akkas, Usidore
May 27, 2015

12 - Krom the Barbarian

May 27, 2015/ Adal Rifai
12 - Krom the Barbarian

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is... a big guy.

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May 27, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chunt, Krom the Barbarian, Otok Barleyfoot, Usidore
April 20, 2015

7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth

April 20, 2015/ Adal Rifai
7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name "Belaroth" sounds familiar.

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April 20, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Belaroth, Otok Barleyfoot, Trachea-Aurelia, Usidore
April 13, 2015

6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

April 13, 2015/ Adal Rifai
6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him.

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April 13, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
Episodes
Chunt, Otok Barleyfoot, Vermilion Minotaur
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