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October 15, 2023

Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

Diane Mudpuppy is a traveling actress with a dark secret.

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October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Paper Pen and Quill, TAVERN!, Blank Check, Blankie, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Tattoo, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Remember Bells?, Merry Band of Cursed Players, Diane Mudpuppy, Walk Walk Walk Walk, Dumb Audiences, Flower, Smart Bee, Mist, Play, Theatre, Salamander, Voices, Surrogate, Wand, Cum on an Egg, Love, Frosted Panes, Frosted Pain, 10 Dates with a Demon, Burn Barrel, Twosidore, Chris, Chrismust, Dark Lord
February 13, 2022

Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

February 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

A golem with a gourd for a head talks about his work with the Department of Treasure.

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February 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Usidore Dying, Biggest Tombstone, Pretending Dying, Can the Wizard, Twosidore, Pinky Ring, Pinky Clinkys, Father of Pearl, Diet Red Potion, Witch's Piss, DOT, Department of Treasure, Gordon, Gourdgeous, Treasure, Seedless, Carved, Gourd, Pump and Dump, Dungeon, Non Fungus Token, NFT, Ghost Car, Armchair Leg, Squashia, Made Man, Sconces, Mobster, Bear Shat in the Woods, Gobbled That Ghoul, Drink from Roots, Summon a Soul, Soul Walker
December 12, 2021

Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 9 - The List

The dragon in the basement needs a list of who it is and isn't okay to kill.

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December 12, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
No Guest, Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Eyes Bigger, Isos, Kegels for Your Face, Grab Face by Both Sides, Adorable, Deep Voice, Runner, Isolate, Home Alone, Happy Thieve's Maze, Huge Head, Popeye, Allergic Reactions Are Not Muscle, Dark Lord, Not Wanted Posters, Kevrat, Ass Hat, Mirrors, Covered Mirrors, Anime of Green Gables, Ruben, Wait Staff, Cooper, Body Spice, Beautiful Arnold, Vermilion Minotaur, Usidore's, Business Geniuses, Chu Chu's Chow, Drink Floyd, Weird Ales, Strange Joann Fabric, Tormaline, Sweetums, Lists, Ok to Kill-List, Little Bell, Arley, Mimsey, Twosidore, Leftenant Homonym, Night Doctor, Horsey McMurder, Zach Plasma, or...Still Crazy After All These Beers, Offal, Big Baby Offal, Big Baby Awful, Dry Spell, Ogre Whats Good At Magic
August 09, 2021

Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 100 - Rescue Party

Momo, Krom and Carfoon Blemish set sail on the quest to rescue Arnie.

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August 09, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
SS Stephanie, I'm Your Horse Carnival Wilson, Carnival Wilson, Carnie, Cafarnie, Volcano, Hot Blood, Eggy Baby, Mando, Blemish, Under the Robelets, Momo, Vacation, Going into Battle, The True Death, Sexposition, Sunscreen, Krom, Krom the Fingarian, Mixing Friend Groups, Best Friends, Woodpecker Named Joanne, Sledding, Scheduling, Fluptember, Vwishtash, OOF, Shifting to Humans, Coconut Drink, Ocean Butt, Ocean Spray, Artifact, Artifacts, Ar-Tee-Fackt, Rock, Fingaria, Giant Pile of Snakes, Note on Rock, Squid Ink, Carfoon, Carfoons, Carfoon Blemish, Tenet, TENƎT, Boat, Beared by Bears, Crewed by Bears, Bears, Twosidore, Séance, Foodie, Ouroboros, Poetry, Dream Journal, Yeah So, Sea Lion
October 21, 2019

Season 3, Ep 14 - Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

October 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 14 - Giant Toe (w/ Mary Holland)

Um...we interview a giant toe.

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October 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Singing, Twosidore, Stephanie the Boat, Eggy Baby, Bloated Rabbit, Cadaver Falls, Jahzos Chrost, SS Stephanie, Chronicling, Beard, It's a Helluva Town, It's a Real Shit-Hole, Squirt, Giant Toe, Giant's Toe, Big Toe, Lookin' for Love, Derek, Suck a Rat, Social Security, Framily, Dolphin, Porpoise, Vultures Inside Demons Eating Orianniouns, Dating Profile, Ten Feet, Pull the Reins, Family I Chodes, 867-5309, Purpose, Crüd - by Bears
March 18, 2019

Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 99 - The Weapon

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help.

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March 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Hogface, Larry Birdman, Licking, Squibbert, Hank, Orcs, Twosidore, Knife, This Very Table, Barleyfoots, poet laureate, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Penelope Penelope, Statue, #PhiltheVoid, Wizard State, Excel Spreadsheet, High Time Queen, Egg, Space Jail, Emperor Football, Four Years and Two Weeks Ago, Spit-Take, Bee Sting, Usidore's Arm, Honey, Egg Baby, Mittens Game, Peed Nuts, Butts For, One Week, DL, Musltle Rlasserts, Born on a Pile of Shit, Tomes, Wizard Arm, Butt Butt, Chopsville, Poems, Barbathia, Blemishes, History, Raps, Wapons, Splinter, Arlinter, Splarnie, Prescription, Corny Ass Weiner, Muscle Mumaxer, Pineapple Frambosa, Weapon, Editing Capabilities
February 25, 2019

Season 2, Ep 97 - Chunt's Mom

February 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 97 - Chunt's Mom

Chunt's mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion's mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son's friends.

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February 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Hunger Ghost, John Bastien, Spiced Potatoes, Poison, Chunt's Mom, Manticore, Twosidore, Scur Buzzards, Susan Doku, No One Dies, Hugo, Wedding, Excel Spreadsheet, Math Teacher, 3 and 60/61sts, Math Makes it Possible, Daily Podcast, Mother Figure, Punch, Paper Cat, Kick Nuts, Married, Commune, Crystals, Lovers, Human, Mane, Mane Event, Horny on Mane, Puns, Chunt Trap, Scorpion Tail, Palm Reading, Doctor Fractions, Ambergris, Dumple, Bat Rat Bat, Christmust Presents, Sarah's Hand, Butt Wings, Lute Reed, Ala Spiderman, Time Travel, Word Play, Twitter, Troy, Key Parties, Mystery Cove, Lemon Snapple, Flat Foon, Is Wizard?, mantikilf@ashleymadison-com
January 21, 2019

Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party

January 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt.

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January 21, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Sperm, Butt Chugging, Drunk, Jackbox Games, Twosidore, Spooky, Kid Usidore, Best Man, Bachelor Party, Badgelor Party, Eggs, Grover Cleveland, Arnie's Birthday, Scimitar, Badge Night, Talbot the Badger, Best Coaster, Board Games, Cat or Doctor Legacy, Sow some Oats, Plot-Hole Dimension, Goddess Fathers, Get Wet Nurse, Quiplash, Madeline, Boner Farts, Twoitter, Talk It Through It, Ring-A-Ding-Ding, Shady, Wizard Piss, Sack of Carrying, Two-Twosidore, JackBack Party Pack
December 17, 2018

Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice.

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December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Live, Winter Solstice, Wizard, Birds, Twosidore, Shoes, Hammer, Spaghetti, Gift Exchange, Space Angels, A-Train, Holidays, Tiny Handman Dance, Eagle, Eagleman, What's Next, Christmas, Mom in the Bathroom, Boo, Visited by 3 Boos, Christmas Lights, Shakes like a Bowl Full of Shit, Hanukkah II, Kids are Stupid, Feast Season, Spell Book, Lootin', Yo is the Racist?, Sigh Bird Monday, Fuck Local Saturday, Gunderstein, John Henry Day, Bludgeon, Railroad, Maxotaur, Honda Days, Fit Bit, Highschool Sweetheart, Hallmark Channel, Dean Cain, Home Alone
November 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.

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November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Carnival Wilson, Space Bunker, Spintax, The Void, WKRH, Barbara, Baba Yaga, Twosidore, Portal, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Susan Doku, Obsidian Arm, Pride and Prejudice, Fancy Blemish, #GetWed, #AwYeahBayBeez, Class It Up, Cowardly Usidore, Frankenstein, Superman, Dance Fuck, Witches, Knitting, John Wick, Phone Calls, Swordsperson, Arn Dog, Worse than Climate Change, Tiny Spintax, Dead Skin, Céline Dion, Moonlighting, Medieval Times, Detective Josh Richmond, Poop Jokes
November 12, 2018

Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin' Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)

November 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin' Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin' Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins.

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November 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Grimhoof, Live, Snickers, Gettin' Nuts, Starlings, Twins, Momo, Cockroach Clown, Bangin' Buds, Twosidore, Mayor Manana, Harry Potter, Obsidian Arm, Momo the Mouse, Conspiracy of Birds and Wind and Rain and Fire---, Fucked It Up, Perambulating for Pinecones, Season 2, 4 Million Episodes, No Arnie, Gettin' Buds, Vultures, Under the Stairs, Egret, Spooky Season, Tutu, Baby Kids, Stolen Eyes, Banana Seeds, Mouse Hatching, One Sperm, Bees, Gettin' Mutts, Wizard's Promise, Fall Down Stairs, Too Much Blood, Inside You, Small Children, Giant Dollhouse, Jelly Hands, Insult Comic, Breakfast Foods, Dating Game, Flaccid and Soft, Art of Kissing, Bananas Reproduced
October 15, 2018

Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him.

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October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Murder, Poison, Honeymoon, Spell, Twosidore, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Magic, Obsidian Arm, Cat Ball, Ensorcellment, TVMF, Best Man, TCBY, Eyeball Tears, Fear Factor, Honeymonth, Step on a Crack, Magicked Rice, Backup Host, Stick, Squire, Phillip the Blacksmith, Apprentice, Stick in the Mud, Chatter Stick, Marinate in our Bullshit, Styx, Singing Saw, Lugubrious, Sticks, Sticholas Stickson, Show Notes, Elucidate, Macbeth, Blades, Dagger, Cutlass Supreme, Clown Cloud, The Good Sailors, Like a Good Sailor, Pirates, Prenote, Stick the Landing, Wallace Shawn, Aperol Spritz, Javelin, Butt Cousins, Saw Hand, Thinner, Arnie Dying, Hand to Hand, Indiana Jones, Stick the Tavern
October 08, 2018

Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago's iO Theater)

October 08, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago's iO Theater)

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own.

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October 08, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Arnie, Live, Sarah, technical difficulties witch, Twosidore, Made of Bees, Momo Don't Know, Mayor Manana, Dat Ass, Wizard State, Terrible Sheriff, King of the Arnies, Vamp Pyre, King of the Wizards, Earthly Form, Teenage Arnie, Chump Change, Naughty Earth Movies, Teenage Usidore, Tea Bag, Fortnight, Breakfast Club, Trix Rabbit, Piss on Tattoos, Momo the Mouse, Thruple, "How do you have a dick of bees and NOT be a wizard?", First Lady of Hogsface, King-Mayor, Oinge, Cap'n Arnie, Mrs- Manana, Political Scandal, Sad Sack, Cup, Top 10, Arm Wrestle, Momo State, Carved the Banana, Bee Play, It's a Wonderful Life
October 01, 2018

Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

October 01, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone.

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October 01, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Pizza Skull, Twosidore, Lil' Squish, Chef Cadence, Tomblain Belaroth, Chusidore, BM, No One Dies, #PhiltheVoid, TVMF, Best Man, Wedding, #chuchusvow, #chutwos, Porcelain Bowl, Break Rules, Dragon & Kraken Show, Noise Pollution, Echo, Dopplegänger, Swizzenbaum, Family of Spies, Bowels of Terr'akkas, Hats and Baskets, Sex Hat, Be Cool with Me, November Rain, Señor Frog's, "I'm Going to Kill You", Assassin's Creed, Lurm, My Bing Bongs All Wet, Pegging, Wet Peg, Looky-Loo, Sound Board, Spinoff Podcast, Stuttering John, Dopel, Ropel
September 24, 2018

Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

Chunt's dad is back in town for Chunt's upcoming wedding!

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September 24, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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DQ, Hunger Ghost, Pandenomicon, Spells, Dark Lord, Soul, Twosidore, Made of Bees, Chode, Magic, Waxe, Damn Daniel, Bifter, Pride and Prejudice, Mozzarella Spheres, Getting Married, Kissing Ketchups, Congrads, Gold Goblet, Improv Everywhere, Gifts, Come Dumpster, Hugo, Arrows, Land of Lincoln, Extant, Nudes, Tingle, Raspberry Pie, Food Ghost, Onfeelthenoise, Dragon's Talon, Best Man, Merle, Bachelor Party, Badgelor Party
September 10, 2018

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father.

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September 10, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Otok Barleyfoot, Resonance Stone, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Gatorade, This Very Table, Camry, Waxe, Drew, Bifter, Wifter, Spittoons, The Corruption Guild, Outside, Knocker, Franchise, Birthday Song, Mozzarella Spheres, TVMF, Usidore's Birthday, #highballergy, Off-Centered Skirt, Drawful, Live Bird, Anastasia, Biyee, Condiment Wedding, Higuythatsverybad, Advice, Second Hand Store, Hello from the Magic Chain Restaurant
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
July 02, 2018

Season 2, Ep 66 - Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)

July 02, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 66 - Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp.

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July 02, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Transformation, Twosidore, Band, The Ruffled Feather, CPAP Machine, Stranger in a Strange Land, Literal, Bag of Bullshit, Bullshit Soup, Fight to the Death, Squash, Dart, Mew Mew, Don't Have a Cow Man, Au Pair, Bormp Bormp, Ninja Turtle Hoodie, The Great Slaughter, Circus Skills, Old Lady Gladys, Boy Penis, Mixed Drinks, Ultimate Frisbee Team, Hacky Sack, Devil Sticks, Weird Hair, Grimfallon, Strand of Golden Hair, Eat my Shorts, Tramping, Keep Your Crank in Your Pants, Dat Dick Broke, Chill Bone, 40 Years Old, Wilco, Twin Peaks, Zoltar Biggius, Crank
June 04, 2018

Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

June 04, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards.

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June 04, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Spells, Twosidore, Glass Anus, Harry Potter, Oh Hello, Hello from the Other Side, Black Magic Bar, BM, Popped Collar, Douche, Bar Fight, Portals, Children's Book, The Ruffled Feather, 2 Children, Wizard Kids, Snaken, Schnenessa, Tiramisu, Prep-School, Under Tunnel, What's Europe?, Cool Uncle Chunt, House Dingledong, Butt Shots, Horse Drink, Malibu Chum, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Slim Jim, Camel Toe, Chirpin' Bird, Roarin' God, Kangaroo, Pinching, Portal 3, Pratonuses, Pixar, Desk Lamp, Round Ball, Mighty Morphin Patronus, The Boy Who Gived, Pat Matt, Dancing Skeletons, Love Potion, Get Out, Scratching Scrolls, Jimmy Hat, Jizzlenob, Freshgrave Twins
April 30, 2018

Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

April 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems?

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April 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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stroke, Pootions, Twosidore, Break Up, Makeout Point, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Camry, Shebang, Brain Ooze, Brooze, Portmanteau, For a Second I Phased Out, Wizard Summoning Stone, Truce with Dark Lord, How Face Fix, 1 Angry Man, Trial, Dougie, Brown Droopies, Plant, Talking Stick, Foursidore, Guild, Scoopidore
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