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April 20, 2025

Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

April 20, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

The Death Knight teaches Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt how to work in the cafeteria.

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April 20, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Now in Prison, Can I Say Hi, Waiting for Food, Weird Pile of Shit, Now in Our 11th Year, I Don't See Numbers, Death Knight, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Red Queen Merzia, Cum House, See Out of Chest, Dorisue, Sorcerer, Minions 3, Work in the Lunchroom, Fruit Salad, I 69'd the Bananas, Yes Chef, Behind Chef, Heard Chef, Katamari Damacy, Katamari Damacy but Ghosts, Llama, Voice Off, SALT AND PEPPA, The Bear, Plucked Off, Haunted Wagon, Warden, Wizards, Corncob the Calico, Peanuts, Salisbury Steak, Incest, Who Lunches the Lunchmen?, Captain of the Lunchroom, Magical Cum House, Skullmaster, Skullblaster, Skullsoul, Soulmaster, Cheese Road, Born a Milkman, Cheese Rode, Cheese Robe, Auntie Hero, Wailing Ward
January 19, 2025

Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

January 19, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength is back and she's horrified to discover how many mouse traps there are in the tavern.

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January 19, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Red Queen Merzia, Cuz, Well Technically, Pocket Dimension, Technology, Levers Pulleys Seesaws and Saws, Momo, Hurt Everyone's Feelings?, Wanderlost, Cum Fort, Fondutini, Pests, Pest Friends, Embarrass Our Friends O'Clock, Rat Cum Problem, Momo Shirt, "Rat Cum is Delicious", Ratatouille, Cobra, Mouse Shit and Rat Cum, Podcast Host, Man Boobs, Broccoli, Playing House, Full House, Mice vs Rats, Of Mice and Men, Frankensteinbeck, Shadow Puppets, Wallpaper, Punched an Eel So Hard It Farted, The Fart Heard Around the Foon, Letters, Sleeping with Birds, Gastrointestinal Joe, Treaty of Verminsailles, "Hell Num I Won't Cum", Black Light Spell, Crows, Counting Crows, Adam Duritz
January 05, 2025

Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

January 05, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

The Red Queen Merzia returns to separate Arnie from his friends. Also, it’s Arnie’s birthday!

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January 05, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Cuz Bong, Hated It, Hold On to Your Butts, Uncle Cronch and Monch, Quit Listening, Uncle Confessions, 10 Year Anniversary, Cone of Silence, Arnie's Birthday, Gopher, Gnome, Red Queen Merzia, Permabuddy, Creepy Face, Mortality, Stone Silk Tweezers, Flair Vest, Pins, Got Silk?, Thirst Trap, Bruce Willis, Death Becomes Her, A Monk's Family, Beaver, Tinker Tailor Beaver Spy, Evil Plans, Thwart, Bars and Grills, Screaming Children Voices, Banana Pudding, Morglorbrittaville, Fuck 'em All, Pervey View, Poked You Mon, "My Penis is Down There", Red Queen Merch-ia, Good Idea Bad Example, "It's My Birthday", Being Born, Pins of Power, The Fleeting Fancy, Rubbed Organs, Little Stan
April 14, 2024

Season 5, Ep 5 - Rhiannon Now (w/ Kate James)

April 14, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 5 - Rhiannon Now (w/ Kate James)

Catching up with the new Queen of the Northeast, Rhiannon (former milkmaid and former talking nut).

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April 14, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Market, Fresh Fruit, Raberries, Mind-Altering Banana, Northeastie Boys, Red Queen Merzia, Permabuddy, Chuuters, Tight Tight Tunics, Themed Restaurants, I'm Not Evil, Wizard's Last Stand, Voluptua, Centipete, Linda, Rhiannon, Queen, Milk Maid, Acorn, Security Detail, Small Talk, Poisoned Handkerchief, Pinny Ninny, Inbred, Starched Pants, High Holidays, Festival of the Geese and Moon, Chocolate in Shoes, Butt-Fuckery, Tomblain Belaroth, King Tomblain, Trachea-Aurelia, Hank Mischief, Forced Shopping, Secret Shawl for Your Gander Goose, It's a Spectrum, Kween Rhiannon, Guards, Get Low, Do You Know Where the Hammer Is?
October 29, 2023

Season 4, Ep 96 - Put-Together Person (w/ John Lutz)

October 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 96 - Put-Together Person (w/ John Lutz)

A person made entirely of dead body parts does a fundraiser for the Lend a Limb foundation.

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October 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, No Interruptions, Trongo, No Chunt, Died...a Little Bit, Chunt for Red October, Blood Drive, Vampire Survivors, Put-Together Person, Lend-a-Limb Foundation, Frankenstein, Mad Science Person, 10 Years Ago, Reanimation, NOOOO!!!, Peterson, NOOOO!!! Peterson, Jacked Right Arm, Decomposition, Big Feet, Charity, Master of the Segue, Blue Eye and Green Eye, I'VE DONE IT!!!, Fine Print, SNAP!
October 15, 2023

Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

Diane Mudpuppy is a traveling actress with a dark secret.

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October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Paper Pen and Quill, TAVERN!, Blank Check, Blankie, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Tattoo, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Remember Bells?, Merry Band of Cursed Players, Diane Mudpuppy, Walk Walk Walk Walk, Dumb Audiences, Flower, Smart Bee, Mist, Play, Theatre, Salamander, Voices, Surrogate, Wand, Cum on an Egg, Love, Frosted Panes, Frosted Pain, 10 Dates with a Demon, Burn Barrel, Twosidore, Chris, Chrismust, Dark Lord
September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
September 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.

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September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Buca di Buttholes, Gorgon Holes, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Hot Topic, Skittles, Fruity M&Ms, What is Weezer?, In the Garage, Wizard's Choice Awards, Larry Birdman, King Belaroth, Best Off-Screen Kiss, Brooch, Tim Tam the Teal, Bee-Roach, Change Reality, Fucked Up Looking Woman, Pits of Hell, From Beyond the Grave, Red Queen Merzia, Needle Teeth, Sharp Pointy Head, Cobwebs for Hair, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Charlhaxumrus, Spiders in Face, Taco Hell, Psst Psst Chht Chht, Pulled Inside Out Stitched Back Together Then Dipped in Gold, Pins, Trading Pins, BATS!, Cape, Insanity Pin, Distracter, Set of Pins, Let's Guac!, Chuntskis for Tchotchkes, Horrific, Gliding Around the Room, Witch, Ent Titties, Gouda Pin, Power of Homogezation, Homogenization, Flair Vest, Bakers Dozen...14!, 14 Pins, We're Gouda, Sleigh Girl Sleigh, Bars and Grills, It's Beer O'Clock Somewhere, The Time Pin, Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me, It's Beer O'Cock Somewhere, Handlebars, Pizza Skull, Combination Pizza Hell and Taco Hell, Flesh and Dreams, Permabuddy, Freeze Time, Time Crimp
August 27, 2023

Season 4, Ep 87 - Death Knight Visits (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

August 27, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 87 - Death Knight Visits (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalhaxorus the Grim, a ghostly death knight in a suit of armor, returns to cause trouble and mooch drinks.

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August 27, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Big Big News, Eggy Baby, Podcast Niekamp the Blue, Wizard, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Tim Tam the Teal, Hook, Mime Food, Sigil, All Tatted Up, Prison Break, Suit of Armor, Roy Rogers, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, Suckers Get Sucked, Blade of Blackest Night, Coconut Bangers Death Knight Ball, Killed Dark Lord, Full of Garbage, Garbage, Life Knight, Nighty Knight, Slobodan, Farted, Outhouse In Front of the Tavern, Cumhouse, Doesn't Understand How Farts Work, Cum House, Best Death Knight, Dead Ringer, Security, My Ass is Math, Slashy Slashy Then Asky Asky, Coconut Rum, Wet Armor Contest, Judging Hunks, Sir Jason, Got Hit in the Neck and the Heart and the Ass and the Dick with an Arrow, True Knight, Teenagers, Teens, Tween Wars, Dark Lord NOT in the Basement, Rum Tum Tummy, Oh Dang-O, Blades of Zath, Fake Sword, Surrounded by Teens, Feral Teens, Absolutely Nuts-O, Magical Cum House, Red Queen Merzia
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