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September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
February 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

The mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.

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February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Trongo, Saucy Kyle, Funeral, Sad Funeral, Stan Pede, Condiment Kyle, Bad Boys for Life, Hello from HFTMT!, YO YO YO YO YO!, Usidore's Intro, Who Wants to Get Naughty?, Zoo Crew, Eating Chips and Getting Naked, Krelbar, Droopy Knockers, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Dath, Fast Travel, Touch the Tapestries, Mozzarella Wands, Died, Ghost, Nectar of the Gods, Befriended a Fox, 21st Centuri Fox, Centuri, Ghost Meetups, Afterlife Get Together, Book, Badger Ball, Ghost Ball, Credit, IMDB, Castle Hawkspire, Kickism, Not a Cult, 30 Maidens, Maidens, Commune, Chevy Chase, Cenobite, Hellraiser, Pinhead, Brides of Notacult, Greatest Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Street Fighter, Friends, Gene, Gene Box, Ghost Dad, Hunger Ghost, Daphne
January 15, 2023

Season 4, Ep 58 - Upple

January 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 58 - Upple

A very chipper talking apple is almost eaten by Usidore.

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January 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
New Year, Glass of Water, Trongo the Giraffe, Chunt's Stunts, Giraffe, Boat for Legs, People of Jackass, Weasel, Shores of Paulie, Hate Mail, Skull Master, KRelbar, The Glass Maniac, Talking Apple, Upple, Banunus, Upple Sex, Fuck the Pie, Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land, VHS, Very Hot Sex, Team of Vampires, Jeans, Montage, Upple Turnover, Twig and Tall, Always Neglect the Perverts, Frolicking is Free, Ghost, How 'bout them Apples?, Good Will Hunting, Ignorance is Tits, Fuji, Making us Mad, Too Positive, Granny Smith
December 18, 2022

Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 56 - Finding Otok

Either we find and save Otok this episode, or Usidore dies for real. Those are the stakes.

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December 18, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Psalm, Pissalm, Common Name, Skylar, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Ghost, Crazy Scarf, Remote Location, Trongo, Triangle, Remember, School, Teacher, Singles and Slapnuts, Rabbit, Arnor, Killed Arnor, Greatest Warrior, Pile of Coins, Soup in His Butt, Snack Time, Doc Hollywood, Muffin Foot, A Rabbit, What? Where is My Son?, Louie Anderson, Mr. Trongo, Cleft Trongo, Fight in the Forest, Trongo Family, LeNuts Lastname, Spell, Lonely, Pointing, Razors, Trongo the Giraffe
December 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

December 11, 2022/ Matt Young
Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.

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December 11, 2022/ Matt Young/
Crunch Fizz, Forest, Travelling, Unwich, Tiny Ropes, Hippocrite, Half Lion Half Grits, Pee and Poop, Zoomies, Crochet Pillows, Camp, Christmust Wish, Otok Barleyfoot, Save Otok, Broke Mirror, Ghost, Ghost Story, Sheriff, Gianessa, Bungaree Chubbins, Chamber Pots, Little Usirella, Pizza Skull, Pizza Threats, Pizza Fucked, Little Usidores in Hat, Gift Horse, What? What?, Fancy, Upper Middle Class Bird, Magic Tree Branch, Golden Branch, Branchy, Pipsqueak, No No to Momo, Knock Knock Jokes, Talbot the Badger, Talbot, Spintax, Gagroomps, Gagroomp, Bluebird with a Hat, Hat Jeans, Pretty Pink Penis, Loosidore, Undressing, All the Forest and Creatures of the Animals
October 23, 2022

Season 4, Ep 49 - Tree Visits

October 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 49 - Tree Visits

Caball'on Valentin, the talking tree, visits the tavern to bestow some special gifts.

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October 23, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Face Rip, Eggy Baby, Squogar, Getting Smaller, Bard, Chunt Faces, Cheer Bard, Killed Arnor, Big Tough Guy, Magical Appreciation Month, Ghost, Ghusidore, Whirld, Spooky, Frosh Kongdom, Frosh Kingdom, Purpose, Quest, Tree, Nectarine, Golden Branch, 3 Moons, Duuuhhhh, Wordle, Lightning, Heart Disease for Trees, Oats in the Hall, Oatmeal, Poíson, Arnie Salad, Ingredients, Croutons, Idiot Sandwich, Conifers are Rich Trees, Dying, Smash Potion
October 09, 2022

Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 47 - Princess Ahag

Ahag's mysterious tattoos may hold the secret to whether she's secretly lost royalty.

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October 09, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, The Strange Familiar, Ghusidore, Ghost, Wink, Boosidore, Ghost Horse, Daisy, Ghost Ridden, Papa Chunt, Face Rip, Spectre Alessandro, Shear Amount, Ahag, Arson, Fresh Bread, The Fresh Region, Full Stop, Bens Mutton, Jack Off, Borshkeborr, Black and White Smithery, Leveled Up, Mississippi, Magic Appreciation Month, Tattoo, Doilies, Undertaker, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Queen, Birds Make Mirrors, Kingdom of Rothtar, Frosh Kongdom, 30 Mattresses, Nut in Mattresses, Did I Do That?, Smaller, No Takebacks, Pair of Pets, Serfs Up, Army, How About What's the Deal?
August 21, 2022

Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 40 - Bounty Hunter

The ominous bounty hunter Bubble Fat comes to collect the random money for Eggy Baby.

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August 21, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Down the Hatch You Old Snatch, Witch Event, Witcher Season, Orangutan, Rip Off Face, Ghost, Sliming, Ghostbusters, Hamdurger, Eat a Hotdog Act Insane, Onion Head, Eggy Baby, Scrooge McDuck, Looking Under Pigs, Farting Peach, Slimed That Peach, 🍑 💦, Scott Bakula, Which Witch, Jewel of Cronthultor, Bubble Fat, Arnie's Emo Song, Pile of Gems Gold and Goblets, This is the Pay, Simon Lemmington Bartholomew III, SIX Years Ago, Vampire Hunter, Stone of Azrael, Patsy, Bounty Hunter, I Can Be Funny, Tar Armor, Natomites, Rats Womp Womp, Mitch the Witch, Bigger Hands, More Faces, Caricature, Hepstibee, Green Hag, Podscasts, Dismember Witches, Beef Prime Rib
August 14, 2022

Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 39 - Together Again

Arnie, Usidore and Chunt are finally reunited. It's time for hugs, catching up and answering some listener emails.

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August 14, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Farting Peach, The Strange Familiar, Serious Podcast, Returned!, Sombrero, Chip Hat, Champ the Horse, Small Penis, Dan Monroe, True Crime, Wizard of Oz, I've Got That Bitch's Shoes, Witch Fart, Hello from the Dusty Saloon, Bigger Dicks, Podcast Intros, Episode Done, Validation, Emails, Waiter, Toad Waiter, Mr. Frog's Wild Ride, One Butthole, Rich in Dicks, Professor Scrambles, Ostrich Sized, Ghost, Usidore's Ghost, Fozzie Bear, Sweetish Chef, Honk Honk, Beautiful Arnold, Cum Snail, Doctor, Potions, War Hammer, Cum Rock, Orgasm Rock, Get Well, Mayor Pa-Pa-Pa-Pachinko, Is That Something?, Mystic Rick, Mr. Pinky Dinky, Eye Fucking, Insta Pot, Hamdurgers, Patchouli Grade School, Boo
March 13, 2022

Season 4, Ep 20 - Ancient Poet Turtle

March 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 20 - Ancient Poet Turtle

Hildy, the Ancient Sea Turtle, is back from the dead and more fabulous than ever.

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March 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Seven Years, Editor's Hat, Fuck Dicked Around, Slobodan, Hank, Usidore Dying, Full Name, Death Bed, Death Bed on My Head, Banter, Cloakus the Forensic Inquisitor, Castle Hawkspire, 11 Billion People, Focus Group, 2 Hummingbirds, Ancient Turtle, Hildy Shiblin, Business, Show, Nimblebottom, The Hell of My Shell, Poetry, Can't Snap, Slam Poetry, Complaints, Quick Change, Preview, Patrick Swayze, Reverse Patrick Swayze, Soul Walker, Ghost, Neil Simon, Kneeled Simon, Night Terrors, Day Show, One Man Show, Usidore's Pillow, Fingerless Gloves, Ads, Pistachio, Red Pistachio, Ronaldo
January 04, 2021

Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle... maybe.

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January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
At Sea, Out at Sea, SS Stephanie, Happy Earth Birth, 1989, 2 Brands of Doritos, Oweeo, Bears, Bug Bear, Hildy, Ancient Turtle, Ghost, Ghost Turtle, Sea Foam, Physical Form, Paperwork, Dying, Acoustic Guitar, Blob, Henry, Bird, Giant Metal Bird, Duke, Duke of Earl, Inside Bodies, Sea Mail, FLOTUS, Possess, Implants, Celebrate Body
May 21, 2018

Season 2, Ep 60 - Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

May 21, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 60 - Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey.

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May 21, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Activia, Robot Arnie, Getting Nuts, Ghost, Portalia, Foon Faun, Mayor's Sash, Mayor, Drew, Hello from Outside the Magic Tavern, Floating, Many Mumbling Mice, Bushes, PFT, Ghost Sandwich, Floating Spell, ILEFTMYHEARTINSANFRANSISCO, Plot Driven, Josh the Ghost, Mr- Chauncy, Seizure, Feign, Ghost Building, Ghost Clothes, Flagon Wagon, Security Guard, Ogre Shit, Watchman, Ghost Job, Burned Down, Photoshop, Final Cut Pro, Documentary, Trash Can, Farn, Sphere of Isolation, Circumcision, Giant Pair of Scissors, Inauguration, Airlock, "P" Tape, Fancy Little Faun
August 21, 2017

Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

August 21, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.

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August 21, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Grimhoof, Horse Party, Mundle the Grundle, Coins, Robot Arnie, Twosidore, Glass Anus Meistar, Lil' Squish, Fart Darkness, Rocky Cocodino, #lilsquishinit, Heaps of Beef, Beef Duty, Dark Lord's Birthday, Chocolate, Hindsight, Horse Sale, Haunted Butt-hole, Salesmen, Pinto, Rocky, Italian Stallion, Ghost, Jeanszo, Trot Control, Mid-sized Butthole, Mare Bags, Lies, Comrade, Trampling, Horse Table, Deep Body Saddle, Portal Tracker, Horse Zone, Blood Changes, Cup Holders, Sound System, Chode, Come Chode
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