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October 06, 2024

Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Someone has finally come to save Arnie. A Delta Force soldier named Clint.

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October 06, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Handmaidens of Blurth, Wetter Than Ever, Rachel's Horny Little Hand, Perry Thrust, Duncan Potatogrease, Dumpyard Daddy Boy, Ne'er, Ne'er Have I 'er, Red Potion, Delta Force Tattoo, Steam Room, From Earth, In Too Deep, Clint, "Clit", Arnie Kneecap, Foonians, Fooninites, Foonlings, Purple Potion, Radio Communicator, Valiant Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am, Lizard Warrior Hybrid Thing, Jerry, Mittens, Green Berets, G.I. Joe, Clint Howard, 21 Soldiers, Leader Rick, Data, Wifi Guy, Vance O'Donnell, VOD, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Concept of Meadows, Really Smart Dog, Beebdis and Budbed, Destabilizing Events, Toaster Oven, Loot Crate, Flo-Joe, Kissing Witches, Riding Centaurs, Centaur Surf, Skunk and the Blue Guy, Spinclass
December 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 99 - Security Team

Momo, Krom and Blemish prepare to manage security for the Wizards Choice Awards.

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December 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, No More Burger King, Burger King Closing, Horse Situation, Egg Hay Hair, Best Birdshit, Trongo, Trongo the Giraffe, La La Land, Blemish, Cat Dick, Dark Lord, Still Can't Kill Him, "Nice to Not Want to Kill You", Security Team, Wizard's Choice Awards, Momo, Large Momo, Bucket of Blood, Kromo, Wedding, Krom and Momo Sitting in a Tree, Momo the Fingarian, Cockles Raised, Sticks of Jerky, Bear Skin Rug Blanket, Scenarios, Protocols, Back to the Future, Shots, Top Shelf Shots, Possession
November 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 98 - Union Wench

November 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 98 - Union Wench

The hosts meet a tavern wench working to unionize a nearby tavern.

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November 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, BiBo, Big Hug, Buca di Buttholes, Friendship Bracers, Give Up That Dream, Smoking Fur, Hippopottedplant, Apple-Pear, Arnie with Legs, Wizard's Choice Awards, Not Hitting On You, "We're Not Perverts", Podpires, Pennywhistle DuGuava, Pennywise, Union Organization, Milk Jugs, Union, Milk Bowls, 6 Heavy Tits, Town Daddy, Air Butts, Rawrawraw, Flirting, Don't Panic I'm Not a Pervert, Milk Bones, TWU, Tavern Wenches United, Pair of Giant Tits, Giantess, Mittens Game, Scrying Pools, Tit Dogs, Sports Bar, Darla, Puke Box, Believe Tits, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Reverse Motorboating, Stop Tipping, Hot Pants, Marl Blarx, Mr. Capital, Wealth Redistribution, Uncle, Uncle Issues, Inverted Capitalism, Chunk Bugglesbutt
October 22, 2023

Season 4, Ep 95 - Soulwalker Hexas Ranger

October 22, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 95 - Soulwalker Hexas Ranger

The Soulwalker from Cowboy World comes to Foon to kill Arnie

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October 22, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Get Wet from the Butthole Baby, Butthole from the Get Wet Baby, Bad Lips, BiBo, Eats Up a lot of Time, Shortened, USIDORE!, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Heard on the Astral Plane, All of Our Horses Are Somewhere, Saloon Doors, Soul Walker, Calling You Out, Homonyms and Homophones, Friendo, Foonian Standoff, Dresses All in Black, Crispin Versenjettericks Walker, Dark Lord, Soulwalker Hexas Ranger, Great State of Hexas, Six Shooters, Necklace of Arnie Tongues, Cyberpunk, Arnie 3kamp, Neon Lightcycle, Usicron the Mandroid, Ulysses, Make-out with Yourself, Varmint, Cyber Assignation, Extra Elbows, Cyber Implants, Steampunk World, Uncle Dead or Alive?, Dieselpunk World, Big Anchor, Swing Revival Worlds, Big-Daddy Arnie Niekamp, Arnie Nie-cramp
October 08, 2023

Season 4, Ep 93 - Arnor's Brother

October 08, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 93 - Arnor's Brother

Barnor the Lawyer comes to exact his revenge on Arnie for killing his brother, Arnor the Warrior.

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October 08, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Micro Knight, Chunt for Red October, Scooter the Shadow, Funny Chair, Lance, Feelers, Screaming, Arnold Niekamp, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Southern Lawyer, Collard Grits, Chicken Cordon Bleu, Cutlery, Served, Court, Arnor the Warrior, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Oath, Sentient Waiting Room, Bruce the Sky God, Trial, I'll Allow It, Pleases the Court, Merkins, Chaise Lounge, Fred Flintstone, I Perjured Myself, Half-Time Show, No Living Losing Lawyers in Foon, Mines of Maroon 5, All of Our Horses Are Somewhere, Hostile Witness
October 01, 2023

Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 92 - Tormaline Departs (w/ Zach Reino)

Tormaline, Dragon Teen, is having a quarter millennia crisis.

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October 01, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Micro Knight, Fast Talker, Lice, Lance, Knights of the Template, Sex Spell, Algebra, Pretty Tommy Dumpling, Wizards Choice Awards, Flursday the 12th, Tarnie, Tiny Arnie, Deprogramming Memories, Suckers Get Sucked, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Cup Collection, Cups and Plates, Horde, College Entrance Essay, Jizzleknob, Scaleal, Swamp Girl, Get Fucked in the Muck, Blemish, Dark Lord, Mumbly and Gross, Mumbles and Groans, Basement, Horde Law, West Egg, Karendum, Karendum of Swampbucha, Stepped in a Bucket, Chomp Chomp Stomp Stomp, One Minute of Fighting, Slothasaurus, Blood Island
September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
September 03, 2023

Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 88 - Child Warlord (w/ Mark McConville)

Polposh the Wise is an adorable seven year old trying to recruit men to join his army.

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September 03, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Chunts Up With That?, Girthy Wand, Stroke Wand Until All the Magic Comes Out, Wizard's Choice Awards, Therapist, Freud, Too Much Therapy, A Real Shit-Banger, Shit-Banger, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Roving Barbarian Horde, Squirrel, Sun Tzu, Art of War, Scroll, 7 Year Old Boy, BATTLE, Cocks AND Balls, Battlle, Relationships Are War, Ri-DICK-ulous, Sweat Armor, Basement, Cum House, Pacifist Crocodile, QVC, Strategy, Warlord, War Strategist, Zoo Scrolls, Jahzos Chrost
August 06, 2023

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.

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August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Chunks Please, Wizard's Choice Awards, Security, Desecrated Objects, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Activia, Loose Ends, Lifted by Birds, Trongo, Boat for Legs, Fi’ang Yalok, Sound Like, Too Sexy, Butt-Holistic Medicine, High Protein Chips, Hot Sauce That's Also a Sun Screen, Loose Stools, Scrambled Neggs, Selkie, Explosive Corn Bread, Ask Me About My Cheese, High Valued Female, Birds, Real Tough Guy Shit, 52 Leaf Clovers, Blue Meanie, 27 Carts, Telly, Baby Sun, Pyramid, Pyramid Scheme, Triangle, Hot Sauce in Eyes, 2 eye patches, Closest Friends, Surrogate Daughter, Birds Carried Kitchen Away
July 30, 2023

Season 4, Ep 83 - Selkie

July 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 83 - Selkie

A selkie asks for help killing the man that stole her skin.

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July 30, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Eye Contact, Get Wat, What the Wat?, Live Crab, Knight Owls, Hoot Suits, Sunny the Badger, Hoot Suit Riot, Breakfast Restaurants, Fought a Bear, Dan the Bear, UwU-sidore, Irish, Yoo-hoo, Eat Crab, Not In Danger Anymore, From the Sea, Selkie, Dearbhla, Hand a Crab, Seal, Man #1, NOT a Mermaid, Stolen Skin, Tiny Weiner, Caoimhe, Beautiful Arnold, I'm Bringing Selkie Back, Tiny Horse, Top Hat, Ghoubhnaughht, Justified Murder, Bones, Skinning, Children's Names, Chodcast Niekamp the Blue, Podcast Niekamp the Blue, In-Selkies
March 26, 2023

Season 4, Ep 68 - Chimera

March 26, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 68 - Chimera

A chimera toymaker is very upset with Usidore.

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March 26, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Stomach Pain, Brotaur's Thumb, Long Walk, Kevin James and Will Smith, Co-Bork, Load-Bearing Hat, Life Stone, Castle Hawkspire, Poker Face, Natasha Lyonne, Chimera, Mr. Dore, The Last of the McGuires, Toy Maker, Cobra Head, Scare Bears, Shit their Penises, Types of Bears, Line of Bears, Broomstick Parties, Roger's Square, Shapeshifters, Automaton Constable, Noble Samurai Healthy Lizards, Elastic Legpower
March 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 66 - Sword Bro (w/ Erika Ishii)

March 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 66 - Sword Bro (w/ Erika Ishii)

An eager enthusiast of swords and "dragon culture" stops by the tavern.

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March 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Eggy Baby, Nipples, Forearm Nipples, Chunternity Leave, Nursadore, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Stiff Snake, Arnie's Sword, Swords, Dragon, Dragon Culture, Unnameable Mountain, Giant Lollipop, Belle the Sentient Bell, Clapper, Beauty and the Beast, Magic Sword, Live Edges, Authentic Swords, Sword Bro, Blades, Try Grabbing My Wrist, Kel, Dragon War Cries, Dragon Thing, Piss Williams, Pisstard, Practically a Dragon, Create-teen, Teenage Powder, Cutco, Good Luck Swords, Frozen Belt, Kelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing, Pisstopher, Pisstard Williams III, Your Blood Goes Here, Take a Wound Leave a Wound, My Other Sword is a Dagger, Slogans, Dream, Erredgwin, Side of Wagon Model, Dragon Wagon, Sword That Says Titties On It, Titty of Foon, Greatest Titties of Foon, Arnie Kneetits, 8 Dragon Girlfriends, Plant Based Human Alternatives, Beyond Humans, Lot of Bones, Fun-Time Bones, Myraagwin, Kel the Unkillable
February 19, 2023

Season 4, Ep 63 - Globulous Visits (w/ Stuart Wellington)

February 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 63 - Globulous Visits (w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous has turned a new leaf, probably.

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February 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Orphan, Castle Hawkspire, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Good Deeds, Scroll, Naughty Scroll, 2 Throats, David Blaine, 2 Nerts, Nerts, Seeing Farts, Vanquish Evil, Benefits, Eyes on Stalks, Tongue Hug, 11 Eyes, Good Guy, Globulous, New Globulous, From Globulous to Fabulous, Eat Clean, Plant Based, Eye Tyrant, Daily Exercise, Workout, Be-Holder's, Sky Writing, Nice Ferret Tits, Tax the Rich, Forgotten Scroll, EyeCloud, Parlay, Freeze Beam, The Dirty Horse, Gaston, Sluts, Garçon, Blowing It, Date, Son, What About Blob?+, Tammy
February 12, 2023

Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 62 - Squid Kid

The guys meet Umwelt, a Squid Kid, who experiences the world differently than they do.

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February 12, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Goose Moose, Large Moose with Goose Wings, Manicure, Mana Cure, Amuse-bouche, Pegasoos, DQ, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Requests, Yarnie, Yarrrrnie, Secret Names, Life Stone, Pirate Speech, Yarrrgaritas, Margs, Arne the Parrot, Scrolls, Rupunsale, Help Help Help, Squid Kid, Crystal Balls, Doom Holding, Faceball, Prick Tok, Squirt Inadvertantly, Molluskmon, Taste, Taste Through Skin, Fruit Scrollup, Umwelt, Rods and Cones, Geese Meese, Dribble Pants, Dolphin with Bat Wings, Dude, Bad is now Unfamiliar, Peon Dusk, 14 Years Old, Snatch Clam, 2 in the Ink and 1 in the Ink
February 05, 2023

Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 61 - What Happened to DQ

The mystery of D'athaniel Quen'yarvin's imprisonment finally come to light.

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February 05, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Trongo, Saucy Kyle, Funeral, Sad Funeral, Stan Pede, Condiment Kyle, Bad Boys for Life, Hello from HFTMT!, YO YO YO YO YO!, Usidore's Intro, Who Wants to Get Naughty?, Zoo Crew, Eating Chips and Getting Naked, Krelbar, Droopy Knockers, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Dath, Fast Travel, Touch the Tapestries, Mozzarella Wands, Died, Ghost, Nectar of the Gods, Befriended a Fox, 21st Centuri Fox, Centuri, Ghost Meetups, Afterlife Get Together, Book, Badger Ball, Ghost Ball, Credit, IMDB, Castle Hawkspire, Kickism, Not a Cult, 30 Maidens, Maidens, Commune, Chevy Chase, Cenobite, Hellraiser, Pinhead, Brides of Notacult, Greatest Warrior, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Street Fighter, Friends, Gene, Gene Box, Ghost Dad, Hunger Ghost, Daphne
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