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August 06, 2023

Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 84 - Activia Visits (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie invites Activia Barleyfoot to the tavern in hopes of sparking a grand reunion with her father Otok.

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August 06, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Chunks Please, Wizard's Choice Awards, Security, Desecrated Objects, Otok, Otok Barleyfoot, Activia, Loose Ends, Lifted by Birds, Trongo, Boat for Legs, Fi’ang Yalok, Sound Like, Too Sexy, Butt-Holistic Medicine, High Protein Chips, Hot Sauce That's Also a Sun Screen, Loose Stools, Scrambled Neggs, Selkie, Explosive Corn Bread, Ask Me About My Cheese, High Valued Female, Birds, Real Tough Guy Shit, 52 Leaf Clovers, Blue Meanie, 27 Carts, Telly, Baby Sun, Pyramid, Pyramid Scheme, Triangle, Hot Sauce in Eyes, 2 eye patches, Closest Friends, Surrogate Daughter, Birds Carried Kitchen Away
December 25, 2022

Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.

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December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Winter Solstice, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Moonlighting, Flower, Claudia, Claudia the Witch, Bing-BONG, Birds, Hawks, Terrifying Birds, The Butthole Boys, Vamp, Gifts, Gift Exchange, Butthole Brother, Taint Triplet, Butthole Fetus, Dagger, Tapestry of Chunt, Bird, Drone Bird, La Croix, Pamplemousse, Tampons, Pad, Shorties and a Flatty, For the Ladies, High Powered Female Socialite, Diner Cup, Seat Meat, Witch Perm, Fuckin' and Truckin', Lunar Sword, Gwendolyn, Father, Large Please Daddy
October 31, 2021

Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 3 - Pirate (w/ Austin Creed aka Xavier Woods)

A pirate searching for the water stolen from his land visits the tavern.

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October 31, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Nibblebottom, Tall Table, The Strange Familiar, Unnameable Mountain, Dark Lord, Scritches, Zoomies, Plague of Hawks, Hawk a Million, Million Hawks, Hawks, Pirate, Xavier Woods, Wrestling, WWE, Land Pirate, Batman, Bee Smirched, Thigh Patch, Birds, King's Juice, Burglars, Capslocksia, Dehydration, Bacon, Prince, Leonard Crevice, Dolphin's Galore, 90's Kids, Gak, Salty Gak, Vessel of Everwater, The Lazy Horseshoe, Argyle Sword, Ship, Land Pirate Ship, Chedda, Tanks of Sharks, Young Arnold, Surge, Fruitopia, Snapple, Daniel Swartheimer Pibb, Mr. Pibb, Dr. Mario, Lewd Squeegee, Tony Hawk, Howard the Duck, Beautiful Arnie
August 10, 2020

Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 53 - The New Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Arnie stumbles upon Castle Skullmaster and is surprised to find Activia Barleyfoot inside.

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August 10, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Fingering Rune, Voice Mail, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Beep, Castle Skullmaster, Activia, Otok, More Horny Bugs Bunny, Castle, What's Up Knock?, House Sitting, Squatting, Lightning Crashes, Thunder, Baked Goods, Birds Carried Kitchen Away, Chill, Stress Free, Relaxed, Ogre Retreat, Tall Scary They Eat People, Ogre the River and Through the Woods, Chris-tles, Crystals, Portrait Commission, Flex Mulligan, 2 Rune Lines, Human Couch, Strong Guy, Skull Master, Obsidian Sword, Evil Risotto, Future Usidore, Eggs Flour and Chocolate, 200 Friends?, Linkedin, Hogsfacer, Hogsface, Clear Skin, Vision Board, Woody, Toy Story, Birds, Eaten by Giant Birds
March 25, 2019

Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

March 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 100 - Big Mittens Game

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord.

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March 25, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Larry Birdman, Mittens, Pizza Skull, Squibbert, Dark Lord, Birds, Snacks, Orcs, Mysterious Anonymous, Peed Nuts, DL, Rick Picklesmith, Hogsface Poison Blades, Skittles, Squibbish, Booth, Horse Blood, Human Zoo, High Horse, Pickle Rick, Airing Grievance, Mary Buck Bill, Murder Cereal, Cluck Farmington, Ploppers, Fat Ghost, Duke, cume, Plopper Me This, Locker Room, Mrs- Picklesmith, Sports Movies, Motivational Speech, Dig a Hole, Arousing Speech, Bazinga, Beat a Bat with Beets, Hot Mic
December 17, 2018

Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice.

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December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Activia, Live, Winter Solstice, Wizard, Birds, Twosidore, Shoes, Hammer, Spaghetti, Gift Exchange, Space Angels, A-Train, Holidays, Tiny Handman Dance, Eagle, Eagleman, What's Next, Christmas, Mom in the Bathroom, Boo, Visited by 3 Boos, Christmas Lights, Shakes like a Bowl Full of Shit, Hanukkah II, Kids are Stupid, Feast Season, Spell Book, Lootin', Yo is the Racist?, Sigh Bird Monday, Fuck Local Saturday, Gunderstein, John Henry Day, Bludgeon, Railroad, Maxotaur, Honda Days, Fit Bit, Highschool Sweetheart, Hallmark Channel, Dean Cain, Home Alone
January 15, 2018

Season 2, Ep 43 - Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

January 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 43 - Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird.

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January 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Mundle the Grundle, Starlings, Birds, Sexy Voice, Mayor's Sash, Co-Mayors, Crow, Villians, Boi, Solving Puzzles, Sitting on Shoulders, Sticks and Cups and Pebbles, Squawk, Bing Dong the Strange, Spying, Squawk Squawk Joke, Marisa the Tomei, Boyeeee, Boi's Night, Lenny the Crow, Bird Flu, Everything has a Penis, Pocket Dimension, Tinder, Question Behind the Question, Niekamp'd, Earth People are Hating It, Perfect Episode
September 04, 2017

Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider, Live from Outside Lands Fest)

September 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider, Live from Outside Lands Fest)

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.

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September 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, Memory Gremlin, Fairy, Birds, Git-R-Table, Kermit, Raven, Furries, Fleshies, Shut and Drive, Coston Accent, Salsa, Chef Cadence, Messenger, Saloon, Telephone, Braidwynn, Elf, Razor Braid, Hobbies, E-L- Fudge, Sanctimonious the Red, Thundeer, 48379, Sneaky Cobbler, Keebler Elf, Arby's, Shame, Gatorade, Soda, Dew of the Mountain, Doctor's Pecker, Coked-up Koala, Cocaine, Fucking Chocolate Milk, Sourdough Bread, Tang Bread, Kermit's Corner, Timbo, Centaur Herpes, Eternally Ill, Disease Bomb, Chocolate Melk, Yahoo Serious, Gnome McDonald, Matt Dabbin', Giant Dwarf, T-Shirts, Foon Fest, Lord and Apez, I Eat Foon Poon, Rings, Shit Creature, Improv Comedy, Cinnamon, Tumbo?, Jasmine, Decorator, Sprite, Fisherman's Dwarf, Kool-Aid
March 20, 2017

Season 2, Episode 1 - The Podcast

March 20, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Episode 1 - The Podcast

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard?

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March 20, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Blemish, Spells, Tomblain, Chains, Cat Dick, Birds, Potion, Sperm Vial, Erryday I Write the Book, Reading Rainbow, The Lobster, Snacks, She Dead, Prison Tattoos, River of Lava, Reverse Psychology, Forward Psychology, Starling, Fireballs, IF I Did It, Dark Glyphs, Play it Cool, Sorry Genitals, Yakety Yak, Donkey Beat You?, Butt Soup Food Cart, Anti-Semantic, 1700%
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