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September 08, 2024

Season 5, Ep 25 - Guy Who Knows Some Magic (w/ Zac Oyama)

September 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 25 - Guy Who Knows Some Magic (w/ Zac Oyama)

Duncan Potatogrease wants to play a tavern game to see who's better at being absolutely rocked in the face by magic.

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September 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Flirting, Flirting with Someone at the Bar, Arnie's Horny Morning, This Very Bar, Arnie's Ornery Horny Morning, Makes Me Horny, Magic Guy, Magic User, Duncan Potatogrease, Wager, Get Absolutely Rocked in the Face with Magic, Dunkin' the God of the Morning, Tim Horton of the Northern Skies, Wizard, Most Powerful Spell, Quarter Inch from My Face, Crescent Moon Face, Slightly Concave Face, Take Cover, The Wanderlost, Did Somebody Say Horny?, Ain't My First Rodeo, This is Part of It, Usually Less Than That, Sizzle, Deeply Concussed, Friendship Spell, Grow Hair Back, Tristan Potatosalad, Lisa Potatonion, Cousins
August 27, 2023

Season 4, Ep 87 - Death Knight Visits (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

August 27, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 87 - Death Knight Visits (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Kalhaxorus the Grim, a ghostly death knight in a suit of armor, returns to cause trouble and mooch drinks.

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August 27, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Strange Familiar, Big Big News, Eggy Baby, Podcast Niekamp the Blue, Wizard, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Tim Tam the Teal, Hook, Mime Food, Sigil, All Tatted Up, Prison Break, Suit of Armor, Roy Rogers, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Kalhaxorus the Grim Hammer of the Eldathri and Foe of the Dindwariel Guardian of the Shroud of Nazur High Commander of the Blades of Zath Sworn Champion of the Red Queen Murzia of Sthrix, Suckers Get Sucked, Blade of Blackest Night, Coconut Bangers Death Knight Ball, Killed Dark Lord, Full of Garbage, Garbage, Life Knight, Nighty Knight, Slobodan, Farted, Outhouse In Front of the Tavern, Cumhouse, Doesn't Understand How Farts Work, Cum House, Best Death Knight, Dead Ringer, Security, My Ass is Math, Slashy Slashy Then Asky Asky, Coconut Rum, Wet Armor Contest, Judging Hunks, Sir Jason, Got Hit in the Neck and the Heart and the Ass and the Dick with an Arrow, True Knight, Teenagers, Teens, Tween Wars, Dark Lord NOT in the Basement, Rum Tum Tummy, Oh Dang-O, Blades of Zath, Fake Sword, Surrounded by Teens, Feral Teens, Absolutely Nuts-O, Magical Cum House, Red Queen Merzia
May 14, 2023

Season 4, Ep 74 - Jamillious Visits

May 14, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 74 - Jamillious Visits

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard stops by eager to see for himself if Usidore is back from the dead.

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May 14, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Father of Pearl, Friendship Bracelets, Pain Box, Kittle, Babu Frik, Rhyming, What's the News Kittle?, I Gotta Take a Big Shit, Gotta Take a Shit Fast, Mozzarella Wands, Ease Off the Cheese, Chest Trunkborn, Don't Be a Prick Suck My Dick, Heard a Portend, "One of the Good Ones", Wizard, Jamillious the Mauve, True Purpose, Multifaceted Purpose, Uncle Died, Greatest Shapeshifter In All of Foon, Dylan Montgomery, Fuck Dylan Montgomery, Little Eagle, All About That Feasting, You're Not My Dad!, Cold Soup, Fertility Soup, Chamberlain Soup, Curry, Kobe Beef, Basketball, Kukoč Beef, Magic, Steve Curse, Bobby the Knight, Hot Ones, FOIL
June 28, 2021

Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 96 - Tomblain and Rhiannon

Prince Tomblaine is torn between his love for the acorn Alice P. Corn and Rhiannon the milk maid.

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June 28, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Badger Boy, Fast Horses, Eataly, Tattoos, Northeastia, Sir Scootin', Shit Pants, Tomblain Belaroth, Alice P. Corn, Rhiannon, Love of My Life, Germ Crust, Butt Nut, Stabbed, Gettin' Nuts, Ana Phylactic, Big 'ol Wet Fart, Acorn, Milk Maid, Wizard, 12th Knight, Boy's Knife, Stewart the Cow Milker, Impossibly Sexy, Heavy Breathing, Sleeping Spell, Sexy Evil Seduction, Bagsville, In a Bag, Royal Cafeteria, Krefnen, Boys Night, O'Krefnen, Going to Die Now
January 18, 2021

Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.

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January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Jamillious the Mauve, Wizard, Dozens, Gettin' Nuts, Tavern Time, Segments, Tavern and Shirley, Sleepy, Cranberries, Zombie, Artifacts, Dream Journal, Wseepy, Queen's Gambit, Slumber Cup, Krom, Great Out, Zard, Zards, Wizard Council, Zard Council, Searching for Spells, Amplify Magic, Beats by Yay, First Black Wizard, Mount Quack, Shot Scale, Shotlin Man, Natural-chos, Cold Drugs, Milk the Cheese, Talenth WIne, Talent Wine, Roosters Pin Pup, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Annunciat-gin, Butt Chug, Secret Names, Stuffed Apps, Toad, Pinch Boys, Pie Guy, Cobbler, Name Bracket, Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had My Head, Good Night Omon, Artifact in Head, Fluster Butt
May 11, 2020

Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.

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May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Moray eel, College Town, Underwater, Earthqueek, Rune, Rune Filters, Data Mining, Sigent, Pornography, University of Porn, Vase-Time, Rune-Bomb, Waving, Doppelgänger Theory, Duggle, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Wizard, Six Sexting Centaurs, Not a Penis, Cloaca, Obsidian Sword, Sword in Chest, Earthqueef, Warhammer 40K, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Vag, Eunice, Side-Rune, Foon Tortillas, Wizard Sex, Germ Crust, Spintax on Foon, Jonas Brothers, Grubhouse, Food Delivery, Past-Mates, Pastmates, Kathy the Gorgon, Taco Bar, Wizards is Kids
December 17, 2018

Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice.

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December 17, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Activia, Live, Winter Solstice, Wizard, Birds, Twosidore, Shoes, Hammer, Spaghetti, Gift Exchange, Space Angels, A-Train, Holidays, Tiny Handman Dance, Eagle, Eagleman, What's Next, Christmas, Mom in the Bathroom, Boo, Visited by 3 Boos, Christmas Lights, Shakes like a Bowl Full of Shit, Hanukkah II, Kids are Stupid, Feast Season, Spell Book, Lootin', Yo is the Racist?, Sigh Bird Monday, Fuck Local Saturday, Gunderstein, John Henry Day, Bludgeon, Railroad, Maxotaur, Honda Days, Fit Bit, Highschool Sweetheart, Hallmark Channel, Dean Cain, Home Alone
November 28, 2016

89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

November 28, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections.

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November 28, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Wizard, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Farting Peach, Plate of Pancakes, Pootions, Gopher, Fringe, Interrupting, Sex, Astral Plane, Rage Sex, Goons before Poons
May 30, 2016

64 - Jamillious the Mauve

May 30, 2016/ Evan Jacover
64 - Jamillious the Mauve

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.

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May 30, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
Arm, Black Wizard, Chunt, Feast, Jamillious the Mauve, Usidore, Wizard
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