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May 04, 2025

Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

May 04, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

Foofina the Snake Princess wants to help Arnie, Usidore and Chunt survive prison by making them her minions.

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May 04, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
The Topless Tower, Now in Our 10th Year, Darkwater Dave, You're a Tall Bag of Chips, Robbing a Horse, Tummy, Villains, Gut Hole, Dorisue, The Snake, Foofina, Snake Princess, Amazonian Snake Woman, Snake on the Bottom Party on Top, Piss in Jars, HBIC, Horny Bugs in Cahoots, Snakemaid, S.S.S., Murdering and Pillaging, Luting, Whittling Our Own Lute, Wizards, Prison Inside All of Us, Kitchen, Property of Foofina, Belly Rubs, Pet Names, Crownuts, Corvid Nuts, Getting Nuts, Gettin' Nuts, How Does Your Poop Work?, Cloaca, Minions, Zebra's Face, Favorite Foods, Fox Face, Chu Chu's Chow, Froders, Dripfang, Je Ne Snake Quoi, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Earwolf, Rent, Cats
October 13, 2024

Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

October 13, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

The guys meet Ricky Springfoot, a jackelope who "disappears" folks on the eve of her wedding.

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October 13, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
The Wanderlost, Talk-Over, Storms Comin', Rocking Chair, Corn Cob Pipe, Wheeel, Cragnesium, Correspondence, Jackalope, The Smiths, Freshly Polished Antlers, The Police, Ee-Ooh, Wedding Night, Linda, Fornicate Only During Storms, Riled Up, Turtle Folk, Sharpshooter, Frontier Justice, Gambling Debts, Linda's Papa, Married, Y'all Y'alled Before?, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Jenny, 235 Siblings, Mason Jar, Frank, Perry Jar, Floppy Tail, Rose the Sex Flower, Lightning Storm, Magic Gem, Swissper, Minuscule Lightning, Oh Ricky You're So Fine, Jagged Little Pill, Big Thunder Mountain, Might Cause Diarrhea, Jim Gem, Fairy, Glizbo the Good Fairy, Glizbo Knows, Go to Glizbo, In a Bottle, Message in a Bottle
April 07, 2024

Season 5, Ep 4 - King Ron (w/ Ron Funches & Erin Keif live from San Francisco Sketchfest)

April 07, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 4 - King Ron (w/ Ron Funches & Erin Keif live from San Francisco Sketchfest)

Our live show from San Francisco Sketchfest with Ron Funches as a worried King and Erin Keif as Momo the Mouse with Human Strength.

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April 07, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Grab the Moon, Foon Moon, Mundle the Grundle, Food Sex, Clam, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Dead Bird, King Ron, Kneel, Your Majesty, Friends and Lovers, Fish Women Run Free, Tony, Badger Milk, Wizard Milk, Momo, Mouse Costume, Apartment, Cat, Sleep Floating in the Middle of the Room, Sleep Apnea, On-Purpose Poisioning, Banana, Mayor Manana, Garbanzo Beans and Chickpeas, Hot-t-t-t-t-t-Tamales, Werefish
December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
April 03, 2022

Season 4, Ep 23 - Jyn'Leeviyah Says Goodbye (w/ Felicia Day)

April 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 23 - Jyn'Leeviyah Says Goodbye (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard visits on official business regarding the Wizards Choice Awards.

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April 03, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Slobodan, Unnameable Mountain, Another Podcast, Pinky, PK1, Pinky Pod, Deathbed, Usidore's Death, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Lady Comfort Food, Wolf with Bat Wings, Arnie's Pinky, Eunice the Ecru, Eunice, Mason Jar, Death Bed Head, Death Bed on My Head, Podcast, Towelie, Finger Bang, FIRE, Financial Independence Retire Early, Eat Pray Fuck, Isle of Migas, Clavichole, Usidore Die, Kill Dark Lord, Big Eyes, Manhood, Tiny Chub, Hands in Pants I Swear, Chub and Comfort, Adjourn, Crypto, To the Moon, Glitter, Herpes of Crafts, Flint Pus, Chub Fairy, Us'Leeviyah, Zach Plasma, Chunt Awards, Slops, Slops the Penis, Why You Crunching My Pants?, Dog, Professor Scrambles, McGruff the Crime Dog, Scruff McGruff, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, Blue Mantle, T-Shirts
March 20, 2022

Season 4, Ep 21 - Talking Crossbow Visits (w/ Colton Dunn)

March 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 21 - Talking Crossbow Visits (w/ Colton Dunn)

DeMonte the Talking Crossbow returns, confused about the fact that the DL is dead but his crossbow curse hasn't been lifted.

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March 20, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
The Strange Familiar, Strange Familiar, Slobodan, Pinky Clinkys, Wild Fire, Pinky Ring, No Pinky, Sincere High-Five, Slope on Down Slobodan, Ski Resort, Pretending to Die, Cake Boss, Velsmeer Army, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Crossbow, Just a Dude, Curse, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Screwin' the Animals, Food Truck, Dark Lord, Killed the Dark Lord, Toasts, Toast of the Towne, Loaves of White Bread, Bread, Airheads, Listing Shops, Toast Cough, Turn Back to Human, Cumming, Cum Frog, Statue, Theranos, Conspiracy Theory, Different Types of Stores
February 27, 2022

Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.

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February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Pep in My Step, Mountain Brew Ah Ha Blast, Full Pig, Pinky Clinkys, Cooper, D.B. Cooper, Douche Bag Cooper, Dying, Can the Wizard, Can Voice, Turkish Delights, Fruit Desserts, Kongy Donk, Kooper Trooper, Mario, Germ Crust, Glumology, Comedy Bang Bang, Guesting on Shows, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Shipping, Goose Juice, Blorth the Brown, These Pieces Ceases to Be This Thesis, I Can't Even, Can't Evening, Podcast, Heyyy, Most Sad Things, The Can't Even, Theme Song, Vivacious, Date, Song, Dripfang Song, Richard Jenkins
March 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

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March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
6 Years, Anniversary, Podcast, Wizard Convention, Chizard, Yes AND I shit, Wizard Council, Elephant and the Squid, Bangin' Buds, Green Chicken, Spint Ax, Lanyard, Speed Runs, Gold, Slender Man, Flagons of Ale, Cluck You, Zards, French Kissing and Barfing, Dokken, Sex Things, Inside Arnie's Head, Artifact, Making Titans, Teen Titans Go, Escape Jewel, Trap Jewel, Avoid the Oid, Can the Wizard, Coats, Eunice, Eunice the Ecru, Food Sex, Jalapeńo Poppers, Secret Names, Spintax Song, Spintax the Green, Jamillious the Mauve, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Whack a Hole, Obsidian Sword, Usidore's Hand, Dagger of Ethereum, Gnomes, Secret Butthole, Fuck You Off, Suckers Get Sucked, Can Force, Dark, Dark Lord
January 18, 2021

Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 74 - The Mauve Wizard

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard returns with an update on the Wizard Council.

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January 18, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Jamillious the Mauve, Wizard, Dozens, Gettin' Nuts, Tavern Time, Segments, Tavern and Shirley, Sleepy, Cranberries, Zombie, Artifacts, Dream Journal, Wseepy, Queen's Gambit, Slumber Cup, Krom, Great Out, Zard, Zards, Wizard Council, Zard Council, Searching for Spells, Amplify Magic, Beats by Yay, First Black Wizard, Mount Quack, Shot Scale, Shotlin Man, Natural-chos, Cold Drugs, Milk the Cheese, Talenth WIne, Talent Wine, Roosters Pin Pup, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Annunciat-gin, Butt Chug, Secret Names, Stuffed Apps, Toad, Pinch Boys, Pie Guy, Cobbler, Name Bracket, Don't Talk to Me Before I've Had My Head, Good Night Omon, Artifact in Head, Fluster Butt
May 11, 2020

Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 40 - Wizard Test (w/ Felicia Day)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard rune-bombs the podcast. Arnie and Chunt form a new theory about wizards.

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May 11, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, Moray eel, College Town, Underwater, Earthqueek, Rune, Rune Filters, Data Mining, Sigent, Pornography, University of Porn, Vase-Time, Rune-Bomb, Waving, Doppelgänger Theory, Duggle, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Wizard, Six Sexting Centaurs, Not a Penis, Cloaca, Obsidian Sword, Sword in Chest, Earthqueef, Warhammer 40K, DeMonte the Talking Crossbow, Vag, Eunice, Side-Rune, Foon Tortillas, Wizard Sex, Germ Crust, Spintax on Foon, Jonas Brothers, Grubhouse, Food Delivery, Past-Mates, Pastmates, Kathy the Gorgon, Taco Bar, Wizards is Kids
December 30, 2019

Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies

December 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 22 - Witch Smoothies

Claudia the Witch returns, as Chunt and Usidore fight to save Arnie’s life.

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December 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Witch, Claudia, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Grimfallon, Dead Arnie, Frozen in Time, Temporarily Temporally Frozen, Smoothies, Smoozies, Pet Spider, Eat Me, Stabbed, Tip Frog, Blow Suck Jack, Tiki Cup, Giant Fur Lizard, New Catchphrase, Dukakis, Swamps, Pass Out, Sword in Chest, Drink, Obsidian Sword, Acoustic Set, Smoothie Bar, Blueberry and Greens, Cubby Checker, 22oz Bitch, Woodchuck Day, Tiko, Talking Tiko, Full of Rum, Polyniekamp, Meat Potatoes Parsley, Salad Tomorrow, Ric Flair, Lump of Mush, Bedded 10 Wizards, Shit Rocked, Chooch
October 07, 2019

Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 12 - Stowaway (w/ Liam O'Brien of Critical Role)

A bag of apples hides the halfling runaway Endwhill the Meek.

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October 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Secret Names, Oo, Dripfang, Necromancer, Dripfang LeDespare, Shape Shifter, Tree House, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Science, Stephanie the Boat, Dreymenshire, Co-Captains, SS Stephanie, Lil' Petey, Mid-Life Crisis, Jeffy, Jeffrey, Bear Language, Tongue of Bear, Appetizers, Thought Tamales, Bag of Apples, Halfling, Captive, Peapods, Fuck a Duck, Frazgard the Incorrigible, Mandrake Roots, Air Quotes, Send Newts, Monster Mash, Frazgard's Nan, Foonish Language, Bear Necessities, Pig Latin, French-Eagle, Punk'd, Wizard Punks, O'l Rack of Ribs, Skill Sets, Peanut Butter Bag, Bags, Dusty Owls, Sea Water, Nan
September 30, 2019

Season 3, Ep 11 - Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)

September 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 11 - Wizard with a Crossbow (w/ Felicia Day and Colton Dunn)

Jyn'Leeviyah the Red Wizard is back and she has a talking crossbow. Together they're going to kill some people.

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September 30, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Nerf, Germ, Germ Crust, Crossbow, Dark Lord, Eye Lasers, Blorth the Brown, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Book of Sight, Winged Whale, Keen, Keening, Page, Centaur, Debase, Army, Laser, Tent, Co-Generals, Sad Whail, Scrumps, Sperks, Green Laser Eye, Invisible Hands, Burning Letters, Caves of Jomijoe, Talking Muskrats, Wizards Guild, Fly-by, Bad Army, Letters in the Woods, Animal Sounds, General Katho, Lazy, Horse Head, Animal Sex, Hipster, Eunice, Eeyore, Avocado, T-Shirt Cannon, Soft Weapons, Dude, Settlers of Catan, Scarred, Craggy Face, Cheating, Heh Heh Heh, Pour Shit, Soul Hollow, Keen Team
November 05, 2018

Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

November 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern.

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November 05, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Boys Night, Germ Crust, Dark Lord, Traach, Swamps McGee, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Waxe, Underwater River, Nasty Boy, Fancy Blemish, Spaghetti, Soaking Wet, Alternate Reality, Arnie Voice, Bird Shit Robes, Pink Polo with Jeans, Butterflies, Kobold, Warehouses, Werehouses, Deal, Loot Boxes, Conspiracy of Birds and Wind and Rain and Fire---, Cabo Wabo, Usidore's Parents, Liquid Javelin, Usidore's Dad, The 70's, Ligma Orbs, Ligma Balls, Cursed Bracers, Cor Apple, The Concept of Party, Buttfor, Gartax, I Want to Talk About Earth Stuff, Dark Lord's Garbage, Toss the Box, Earth Stuff, ILM Hats, Inedible Chocolate Anuses, Glowing River, Award for Butt-hole Based Podcasting, Giant Harry Potter Candy Set, Pedestal
April 30, 2018

Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

April 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems?

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April 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
stroke, Pootions, Twosidore, Break Up, Makeout Point, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Camry, Shebang, Brain Ooze, Brooze, Portmanteau, For a Second I Phased Out, Wizard Summoning Stone, Truce with Dark Lord, How Face Fix, 1 Angry Man, Trial, Dougie, Brown Droopies, Plant, Talking Stick, Foursidore, Guild, Scoopidore
January 22, 2018

Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)

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January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Boys Night, Grimhoof, Live, Music, EVIL!, Robot Arnie, Song, Spells, Dark Lord, technical difficulties witch, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Fake Noose, Chode, Squad Ghouls, Take a Knee, Washington D-C-, Emissary, Corrupted File, Sexy, nymbee and Grundle, Burning the Man, Wonderwall, Sex is Fantastic, National Anthem, Standing, Lord Fred, Dark House, Dwarven Miners, Citizen, Flaying Wizards, Telefis the White, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Fake News, Fake Moose, FPR, Wand Conrol, Twerking, NPR
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