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December 08, 2024

Season 5, Ep 36 - Cyclops (w/ Charles "Chuck" Bryant from Stuff You Should Know)

December 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 36 - Cyclops (w/ Charles "Chuck" Bryant from Stuff You Should Know)

Brock the Cyclops is cursed to wander Foon sharing his stolen knowledge of useless things.

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December 08, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Chuck Bryant, Stuff You Should Know, SYSK, Cuz, Save a Tree, Over-Elm'd, On Shrooms, T-Shirt, A Watched Tree Never Dies, I Love It Cuz, Sticky Wick, Suck On It Niekamp!, Suck It Niekamp!, Cyclops, Brock the Cyclops, Eye-Wash Spell, Polish the Iris, New Shirt, Cursed to Roam Foon, Spread Knowledge, C-Span, Stealing Thoughts, Spellbook, Stole the Knowledge, Burn Spellbook, Spelling My Burnbook, Great Eye, The Handjob is Better Than...*Turn Around*...The Spell Job, Roy G Wiz, Spintax, Green Wizard, Green Sleeve, King of Cyan, X-Men, Jeans Grey, Nightcrawler, Bamf, Cyclops Plural, 4 Total, Both Died in Childbirth, Sometimes I Sits and Thinks, Bae, Big-Ass Eye, Word of the Day, Oushtalacon, Sandwich, French Dip Guy, Sand on Mayonnaise, We All Come From the Penis, Grogu, Petri Dish, Boliver the Beaver, Worse Curse, Cone, Sleep Spell, Inventor of Chairs
November 10, 2024

Season 5, Ep 34 - Spintax the Warlord (w/ Charlie McCrackin, Colleen Doyle & Dana Quercioli)

November 10, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 34 - Spintax the Warlord (w/ Charlie McCrackin, Colleen Doyle & Dana Quercioli)

Spintax the Green has started broadcasting his own podcast from his wizard towers in Foon and he's abducted Ahag and Giannessa as his guests. Oh, Carnival Wilson is there too.

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November 10, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Spintax, Not in the Magic Tavern, Twin Towers, Two Towers, Building One, War of Wizards, Carnival Wilson, Podpires, Theme Song, iTunes/Audio files, I Am Spintax the Podcast, Trickster God, On-Mic, Carnie, Ahag, Removed Tongue, Drug Addict, N-Symmetrcial, Plugs, Gianessa, Guest of Honor, Twin Towers of Spintax, Spintaxas, Technical Support, Horse Style or Elephant Style, Truth and Lies, Slimtax, Surprise Dates, The Butt Thing, Half-Nipple Rule, Jill Frankenstein, Tattoos, Momento, Baby Oil, HR, Oroku Saki, Workplace Family, Poison
October 27, 2024

Season 5, Ep 32 - Micronomo (w/ Eric Muller)

October 27, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 32 - Micronomo (w/ Eric Muller)

Micronomo is a strange wooden man with a small secret inside him.

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October 27, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Ass Always, Chunt for Red October, Aaaaa B-Positive, Universal Donger, Shebang, Loud Guy, Lucky Charms, Theater for the Ears, Gnome, Dick Bisque, Mr. Bisque, Ass Butt and Dong, Michronomo, Michronomo Goodyear, Human Name, Made of Wood, Krang, Kuato, Randy Spankalots, Southern Gnomes, Bless Your Little Tiny Hat, Simulacrum, Recon Mission, Undercover, Mechatronica, Incredible Dic, Duck-Billed Platypus, Half-Back, Lodestone Greatcraft, Spintax, Cursed Tavern, Crystal, Hum and Buzz, Indiana Jones, Cursed City, Talenth Wine, Pixie's Whisper, Fix the Tavern, Monkey's Paw, Only You Can Prevent Drugs, Jizz June
August 18, 2024

Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

August 18, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 22 - Porvis & Dump (w/ Jon Mackey & David Brown)

Porvis and Dump are carriage drivers who stumbled upon the largest pile of magic items anyone has ever seen.

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August 18, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Wanderlost, Diner, Bean Potion, Get Pie, Fantastical, The Sex Thing, A-One A-Two A-Threeeee, Sloppy Toppy, Porvis and Dump, Money, Carriage Drivers, Dump is Giant Porvis is Tiny, Uber, Lyft, A Sex Thing, Come Up, Loot, Rusty Swords, 10000 Pieces of the Highest Magic, Armor of the Forsaken, Crown on a Crown, Shitty Green, Spintax, Timtam the Teal, Beet Juice and Some Pie, Vibrating Beef, Bracelet of Arby's the Plump, Beefdar, Turns a 3 into a 7, Any Hulders a Gulder, Amulet of A-Steroids, Shard of Sharts, Free Shart, Carroth Top the Pumpkin, Watching You, Moaning Boots, Bop Around, Tickle Talisman, Crown of Everlasting Life, Ass Tear Voids
March 24, 2024

Season 5, Ep 2 - Wizardsbane (w/ Kate Welch)

March 24, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 2 - Wizardsbane (w/ Kate Welch)

A woman staying at the tavern is secretly sometimes a wizard killer.

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March 24, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
The Crafty Beaver, The Wanderlost, Burlap Sack, Half a Bag on Head, Fuckin' Bundle of Brightness, Fight the Wizards of Foon, Wizard Law, Tim Tam the Teal, Tomes in Tombs, The Ruby of Galaziel, The Celestial Fields, Great Gourdian, Giant Pumpkin, Star Smasher, Starmor, Power to Carve Stars, Can't Cartwheel, Moving Tavern, Continental Breakfast, Fortunata, Memrir Wizard's Bane, Tavern Owners, Goatmeal, Obsidian, Extraplanar Obsidian, Transformation, Cock-Tickler, Captain Fandango, Talking and Farts, Waterfall, FARTS!, "Those are Arnie's Farts?", Roasted Egg, Burn Tome, 9ft Bitch Be Eatin' Clouds All Day, Janitor, Clearly an Idiot, Spintax, This Bitch Husband a Tree?, Totally Normal Mammal, Possessed, Libracist, Elasto Joke Shop, "I Don't Want to Go to Therapy", Spintax Sniffing Device, Spintax Cumpiss, Rock, Beeper Rocks, How 'bout them Apples?
December 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 100 - Wizards' Choice Awards (w/ Felicia Day, Mary Holland, Rush Howell, Erika Ishii, Anthony LeBlanc, Charlie McCrackin and Martin Wilson)

The season comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Wizards' Choice Awards. Will Usidore win? What will, inevitably, go horribly wrong?

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December 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
WCA, Wizard's Choice Awards, Event, Ep 500!, Presenting, Always on a Sunday, Calvacade of Bread, THE Funky Diamond, Crystal Castle, Ephysiyies, Wall of Turkeys, Finish Eachother's Cum, Fairy, Security, Kel, Swords, Family Crest, Thumbs Down, Wands On, Best Spleenplay, Singing, Opera, Green Tambourine, Defeating the True Death, Music, Guests from the South, Larry Birdman, Timtam the Titty Teal, Subway Great, Banshee Screams, Caramel Popcorn, Pants Off, 212 Nominations, Braggin' Dragon, Dragon Enjoyer, Blemish, Eggy Baby, Magical Crowbar, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Timtam the Teal, Spintax the Green, Spintax, Jamillious the Mauve, Toys“Я”Us, Retrospective, Zap Zap Lasers, Stone of Ephysiyies, Willy Crystal
September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
December 11, 2022

Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

December 11, 2022/ Matt Young
Season 4, Ep 55 - In the Forest

While traveling on their quest to save Otok before the end of Chrismust, Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend a night in the forest.

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December 11, 2022/ Matt Young/
Crunch Fizz, Forest, Travelling, Unwich, Tiny Ropes, Hippocrite, Half Lion Half Grits, Pee and Poop, Zoomies, Crochet Pillows, Camp, Christmust Wish, Otok Barleyfoot, Save Otok, Broke Mirror, Ghost, Ghost Story, Sheriff, Gianessa, Bungaree Chubbins, Chamber Pots, Little Usirella, Pizza Skull, Pizza Threats, Pizza Fucked, Little Usidores in Hat, Gift Horse, What? What?, Fancy, Upper Middle Class Bird, Magic Tree Branch, Golden Branch, Branchy, Pipsqueak, No No to Momo, Knock Knock Jokes, Talbot the Badger, Talbot, Spintax, Gagroomps, Gagroomp, Bluebird with a Hat, Hat Jeans, Pretty Pink Penis, Loosidore, Undressing, All the Forest and Creatures of the Animals
August 24, 2020

Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 55 - Nervous Guard (w/ Bryan Safi)

Wictor is the head dungeon guard at Castle Skullmaster... and he's not happy about it!

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August 24, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Shattered, The Shattering, The Fragmenting, Castle Skullmaster, Dum-Dum, Falconstein the Beach Bird, Blown a Castle, Vision Board, Woody, Listless, Stitcher's Moving Castle, Rune Feedback, Reunited, House Sitting, Dungeon Guard, Startled, Spintax, Wetsey, Italian Sparkling Water, Skull Master, Skullmaster, Child Worker, Clammy Hand Station, Life of the Parpy, Scared, Guard, Backwards Sword, Point Guard, Hussy, Caterer, Heart on My Sleeve, Frasier, Parakeet, Dog, Weekend at Parakeet's, Obsidian Sword, High Crimes, Dungeon Songs, Cloud-Clear, Morglorb, Kill them with Kindness, Kindness, Paramore, Speaking French, Rats, Cynthia the Rat, Footloose, Candle, Beauty and the Beast
June 15, 2020

Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 45 - Baron Emeritus

An accidental encounter with Baron Ragoon leads to some new discoveries about the Shattering. Also, Chunt's voice changes.

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June 15, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Boss Man, Sea Urchin, Innit, Fingering Rune, A-Train, RiffTrax, Shattering, The Shattering, Shattered, Machinations, Greatest Episode, British Accent, Flurpsday, Cor Blimey, Winky Silks, Baron Ragoon, The Bust Stop, Queen Titania, Gratax Jones, John Bustman, Randy Rangoon, Jayme and Sayme, Murder!, Ignominious, Reinstated, Kid-A, Masters of Mayhem, Dripfang, Broaches, Baron Emeritus, Shrike Valley, Ersatz, The Fragmenting, Spintax, Dark Lord, Shape Shifting, Numinous, Bruce the Sky God, Snub-nosed Motorboat, I'm with Stuppid, Quizard, Trivial Pursizard, Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap, Probe Probe Probe Probe, Obsidian Sword, Trapped in a Giant Dog
September 23, 2019

Season 3, Ep 10 - Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)

September 23, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 10 - Tree Wench (w/ Rachel Bloom)

A walk through the forest leads to an encounter with a rare magical creature: a woman in a tree that's a fan of the podcast.

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September 23, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Boys Night, Spintax, Gettin' Nuts, Stab, Book of Sight, Keen, TekWars, Cory Oarman, Cory Oarsman, Reality, Coma, Forest, Tree Wench, Apothecary, Roast Master, Wood Peckers, Skrillex, Grimfin Tree, Sap, Jessica Wethole, Pussy, Bird Watch, No Spoilers, Sitcom, Fraiser Crane, Squeeze Nuts, Crushed Up Ball Cum, Jessica Wethole's Magical Hair Love, Shampoo, Wash Hair, Apple Tree, Apple Review
November 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.

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November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Can the Wizard, Carnival Wilson, Space Bunker, Spintax, The Void, WKRH, Barbara, Baba Yaga, Twosidore, Portal, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Susan Doku, Obsidian Arm, Pride and Prejudice, Fancy Blemish, #GetWed, #AwYeahBayBeez, Class It Up, Cowardly Usidore, Frankenstein, Superman, Dance Fuck, Witches, Knitting, John Wick, Phone Calls, Swordsperson, Arn Dog, Worse than Climate Change, Tiny Spintax, Dead Skin, Céline Dion, Moonlighting, Medieval Times, Detective Josh Richmond, Poop Jokes
November 14, 2016

87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

November 14, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.

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November 14, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Arnor, Chunt, Live, Spintax, Usidore, Step Counter, Pandenomicon, Now Hear This, Feats, Spells, Jar Jar Clinks, T-Shirt, Rhyme Battle, Lion Cubs, No Balls, Inhalation, Adoptive Fathers, Leprechaun, Fellowship of the Ring, 6 Pins Nun the Richard
August 22, 2016

76 - Pandenomicon

August 22, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
76 - Pandenomicon

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.

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August 22, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Resonance Stone, Spintax, Usidore, List of Tables, Step Counter, Rocky Talkie, Illustrations
August 17, 2015

24 - The Plan

August 17, 2015/ Adal Rifai
24 - The Plan

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord's name, things have been getting a little too real. We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week.

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August 17, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Chicken Fries, Chunt, Spintax, The Dark Lord, The Void, Usidore
June 22, 2015

16 - Spintax the Green

June 22, 2015/ Evan Jacover
16 - Spintax the Green

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming...

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June 22, 2015/ Evan Jacover/
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Chunt, Green Magic, Spintax, Terr’akkas, Titania Belaroth, Usidore
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