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April 16, 2023

Season 4, Ep 70 - Golden Unicorn

April 16, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 70 - Golden Unicorn

Chaos the Golden Unicorn stops by for a talk show-style interview and to grant a wish.

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April 16, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Sleepy, New Ride, Chubby Little Chassie, Eggy, Tummy Trouble, Big Yawn, Phasing In and Out, Buffering, Frozen, Belly Rubs, Dawn the Deer, Don the Fawn, Desk Bit, Stupid Trick, Golden Unicorn, Unicorn, Beautiful, Majestic, Corn to Horn, Chaos, Worthy Maiden, Horny, Wish, Mundle, Hot Crowd, Camel Karaoke, Hole Right at the Tip, Horn Song, Cud, One True Wish, Frozen Solid All Week Long, Real Monkey's Paw Situation, Pause for Laugh, Wish for More Witches, Just Like an Avacado, A Baby Groot, You Forgot About the Fucking Drawers, Is it a Desk, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, What's Next?, What's Next, Silver Unicorn, Lisa the Frank's Monster
October 24, 2021

Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

October 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 2 - Mind Games (w/ Beth May & Anthony Burch from Dungeons & Daddies)

Selling, stealing, and sharing memories leads to confusion (and love?).

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October 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Magical Barrier, Bedtime for Naughty Boy, Spank, Spank Yourself to Sleep, Start the Show!, Seven Foot Table, Nibblebottom, Chair Ladder, Wizpees, Wizbees, Zach Plasma, I'll Have What I'm Having, Fell Down, Healing Rock, Mentis Mental Merchant, Bald, Mind Hunter, Mindhunter, Chameleon, Shapeshifter, Hot Chameleon, Hubba Hubba, Mental Merchants, Sir Ringe, Wizard Memory, Syringe, Memories, Hair Club for Mentis, Sheevna the Bartender, Bimbletop, Pizza the Bartender, Mental Merchant, Dungeons and Daddies, Mindfreak, Dram, Squirt Memories, Soundcloud, Loose Ends, Rapping, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Hawk a Million, The Loose Ends, Teens, Shapeshifting
May 24, 2021

Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 92 - Not a Unicorn (w/ Amber Nash)

A visit to the Unicorn Ranch leads to a meeting with Greg the Unicorn... who is very clearly a Pegasus.

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May 24, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Séance, Scoop Boopy, Sweet Butt, Skinny Dog Twins, Power Vacuum, Unicorn Ranch, Cattle Snake, Greg, Chad, Weird Neck, Pegasus, Gregasus, Suck Off, Unicorndog, Shitty Little Fuckaround, Cattle Drive, Lock Box, American Express, Goring, Donkey Eating a Potato, Francis, Dying Unicorn, Dadbury Egg, Partial Refund, Dead Bodies, Exit Asshole, Spencer's Gifts, Die Viciously Die, Levitate, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Wings, Peter Sagal, Stabbing Francis
June 29, 2020

Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman)

June 29, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 47 - Doctor Sane (w/ Griffin Newman)

We meet a doctor that dabbles in science and is very adamant that he is not mad.

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June 29, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
The Shattering, Shattered, Stick Bip, Badger Head on Sticks, Spread DNA, One Sperm, Sea Pickle, Pickle Chunt, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Bruce the Sky God, Wizard State, REM, Fan, Fanatic, Doctor, Good Guest, Unverified, Scientist, Dr. Archibald Sane II, Create Life, Food Stuffs, Magic Non-Believer, Archie, Kites, Rune, Prop Magician, Smoke and Mirrors, Looking Forward to Trying Sex, Sandy, Doing God's Science, Pot Casting, Little Show, Automaton Constable, Bi-Sectual, Franklin Einstein, Dr. Sane's First Monster, St. Beach-Nard, Monster Mash, Mummy, Blank Check, Queen, Queen Titania, Key and Peele, RoboCop, Order of Corrupt People, OCP
January 07, 2019

Arnie's Birthday Bonus Scene

January 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Arnie's Birthday Bonus Scene

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here's a fun scene set in Arnie's bedroom. And we'll be back Jan 14 with new episodes.

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January 07, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Phone, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Nasty Boy, Rise and Get Wet, Valet, Sleep, Dreamtales, Pipeweed, Pervs, Award, True Crime, Jewler, Doing Dishes, Ads, Dot-com, Michael Sullivan, Kyle
November 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.

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November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Carnival Wilson, Space Bunker, Spintax, The Void, WKRH, Barbara, Baba Yaga, Twosidore, Portal, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Susan Doku, Obsidian Arm, Pride and Prejudice, Fancy Blemish, #GetWed, #AwYeahBayBeez, Class It Up, Cowardly Usidore, Frankenstein, Superman, Dance Fuck, Witches, Knitting, John Wick, Phone Calls, Swordsperson, Arn Dog, Worse than Climate Change, Tiny Spintax, Dead Skin, Céline Dion, Moonlighting, Medieval Times, Detective Josh Richmond, Poop Jokes
October 15, 2018

Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him.

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October 15, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Murder, Poison, Honeymoon, Spell, Twosidore, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Magic, Obsidian Arm, Cat Ball, Ensorcellment, TVMF, Best Man, TCBY, Eyeball Tears, Fear Factor, Honeymonth, Step on a Crack, Magicked Rice, Backup Host, Stick, Squire, Phillip the Blacksmith, Apprentice, Stick in the Mud, Chatter Stick, Marinate in our Bullshit, Styx, Singing Saw, Lugubrious, Sticks, Sticholas Stickson, Show Notes, Elucidate, Macbeth, Blades, Dagger, Cutlass Supreme, Clown Cloud, The Good Sailors, Like a Good Sailor, Pirates, Prenote, Stick the Landing, Wallace Shawn, Aperol Spritz, Javelin, Butt Cousins, Saw Hand, Thinner, Arnie Dying, Hand to Hand, Indiana Jones, Stick the Tavern
March 12, 2018

Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard.

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March 12, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Music, Space Bunker, The Void, Tricia, Spells, Knights in Spintax's Service, Gettin' Nuts, Fake News, Unicorn Dentist, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Reply All, Internet, Usenet News Group, Phone Call, Call In, Spintax the Green, Gold-Man, Alt-Foon-Spellcasters, Win the Internet, Rendered Fat of Children, Dimensional Portal, Bust of Titania, Magic, Pattern Wizards, Penelope Penelope, Morgan Fairchild, Create, Kickball Leagues, Super Tech Support, Smart Phone, Supernatural, Pangendered, Bit Coin, Shit Coin, Foreign Prince Scam, Crypto Currencies, Pig Snouts, TBS Reruns, TLDR, Coyotes Strapped to Drones, Pot Catcher
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