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April 27, 2025

Season 5, Ep 53 - Prison Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jessica McKenna & Zach Reino)

April 27, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 53 - Prison Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jessica McKenna & Zach Reino)

The Freshgrave Twins are in prison awaiting trial and they're eager to share some shady business opportunities.

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April 27, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Now in Prison, Doing This for 10 Years, The Topless Tower, Towel Snap, Build a Machine, Simple Machines, Toilet Wine, Work in the Kitchen, Walking to Mordor, Toilet Cake, Can the Wizard, Freshgrave Twins, Wailing Wing, Stamp Collecting, Club 33, Mouse Head, Fernet, Hello Fools, Jizzleknob, Powers Together, Vocal Worm Ups, Trial, Dancing on the Stars, Mittens Players, Coming into Sexual Maturity, Has This Ever Happened to You?, Power Pause Powder, Fool Boss, Downstream, Join Our Stream, Favorite Character Beautiful Leggings, Tomorrow Horse, Pangs and Bangs, Dream Journal
September 22, 2024

Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

September 22, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

Borghilde the Fortune Teller returns and she's really into grilled cheese now.

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September 22, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Pick a Card, And Now Some Magic, Shh Shh Shh, Wizard Soothe, Igstangies, 7 of Clubs, Borghilde, Borghilde the Fortune Teller, Can the Wizard, Big Baseball Game, DQ, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Grilled Cheese, Cheese, 6 Cheeses, Following Band, The Thankful Phred, Pop Out Memory, Kill Arnie, Eat Couch, Drugs, Fucked a Couch, Haunted, Frankenchunt, Kill Grilled Cheese, Gouda Cheese, Level 2, Warp Whistle, No Crying in Baseball, String Cheese Incident, Multicolored Wizards
November 13, 2022

Season 4, Ep 52 - Shoe (w/ Nick Vatterott)

November 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 52 - Shoe (w/ Nick Vatterott)

A lowly talking shoe may be a cursed prince from the future.

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November 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Mic Check, Fucked Up Chunt, Fucked Up Chunts, Loosen Screws, Gremlins, Mischief, Broken Chair, Slide Under You, Crystal Ball, Sexy Fucked Up Chunt, Erudite, Dictionary for Dummies, Bad Dictionary, Chunk of Chunts, Scary Sext Fucked Up Chunt, Why Don't You Come Up Down and See Me Lips?, Town Crier, Greatest Hero in All of Foon, Force Ghost, Shoe, Floor Stomper, Sir Shoe, Stay Earth, Sentient Shoe, Red Potion, Bubble Wine, Rare to Very Rare Feces Range, Common Feces, Pee Stuff, Eon Ago, From the Future, Prince, Can the Wizard, Invent Libraries, Dick Sureberry, Perfect Woman, Metal Fox Helmet, Transformed, Frog, Magician, Borcelius the Cerulean, Little Fucs, Don't Like Sex, Semen into a Shoe, Bop Juice, Cavatapi the Flawless, Just Hair Eyebrows and Big Lips, Female Fry Guy, Land of Pondahouga, Froggy Style
February 27, 2022

Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 18 - Germ Crust Visits

Germ returns to pay her final respects to the "dying" Usidore.

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February 27, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Pep in My Step, Mountain Brew Ah Ha Blast, Full Pig, Pinky Clinkys, Cooper, D.B. Cooper, Douche Bag Cooper, Dying, Can the Wizard, Can Voice, Turkish Delights, Fruit Desserts, Kongy Donk, Kooper Trooper, Mario, Germ Crust, Glumology, Comedy Bang Bang, Guesting on Shows, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Shipping, Goose Juice, Blorth the Brown, These Pieces Ceases to Be This Thesis, I Can't Even, Can't Evening, Podcast, Heyyy, Most Sad Things, The Can't Even, Theme Song, Vivacious, Date, Song, Dripfang Song, Richard Jenkins
February 13, 2022

Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

February 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 16 - Gourd (w/ Kris Straub)

A golem with a gourd for a head talks about his work with the Department of Treasure.

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February 13, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Usidore Dying, Biggest Tombstone, Pretending Dying, Can the Wizard, Twosidore, Pinky Ring, Pinky Clinkys, Father of Pearl, Diet Red Potion, Witch's Piss, DOT, Department of Treasure, Gordon, Gourdgeous, Treasure, Seedless, Carved, Gourd, Pump and Dump, Dungeon, Non Fungus Token, NFT, Ghost Car, Armchair Leg, Squashia, Made Man, Sconces, Mobster, Bear Shat in the Woods, Gobbled That Ghoul, Drink from Roots, Summon a Soul, Soul Walker
March 08, 2021

Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 81 - The Wizard's Council

At last, the wizards convene to form a plan to defeat the Dark Lord...and celebrate six years of Hello from the Magic Tavern!

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March 08, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
6 Years, Anniversary, Podcast, Wizard Convention, Chizard, Yes AND I shit, Wizard Council, Elephant and the Squid, Bangin' Buds, Green Chicken, Spint Ax, Lanyard, Speed Runs, Gold, Slender Man, Flagons of Ale, Cluck You, Zards, French Kissing and Barfing, Dokken, Sex Things, Inside Arnie's Head, Artifact, Making Titans, Teen Titans Go, Escape Jewel, Trap Jewel, Avoid the Oid, Can the Wizard, Coats, Eunice, Eunice the Ecru, Food Sex, Jalapeńo Poppers, Secret Names, Spintax Song, Spintax the Green, Jamillious the Mauve, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Whack a Hole, Obsidian Sword, Usidore's Hand, Dagger of Ethereum, Gnomes, Secret Butthole, Fuck You Off, Suckers Get Sucked, Can Force, Dark, Dark Lord
November 02, 2020

Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 65 - The Last Can

Can the Wizard returns to help solve a time mystery... and yell about his own murder.

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November 02, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Castle Skullmaster, Skullmaster, Artifact, Artifacts, Painting, Portrait, Obsidian Sword, Can the Wizard, Time Mystery, James Bond, Can's Death, Shirt Factory, Extended Groundhog Effect, Mayonnaise, Tapestry, Nemesis, Remember the Future, You Only Live One Time, Can-Force, Can-Do Crew, Third Hand, Can-Kind, Sandwich Buffet, Drew, Sandwich Night, No Pubes, Only Fans, And That's the Tea, Scott Aukerman, U Talkin' U2 To Me?, Shrewd Donger, Can Voice, Time Crime, You Might Be a Can, Time Warp
September 07, 2020

Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 57 - Together

Arnie, Chunt and Usidore spend some time getting used to being back together and practice talking to each other.

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September 07, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Krelbar, Duke Krelbar, Usidore Land, Dollywood, Castle Skullmaster, Talbot, Talbot the Badger, Can, Can the Wizard, Parent Trap, Wizard State, Energy Boys, DQ, Dath, D'athaniel Quen'yarvin, Lishtleberry Jam, Butt Room, Skullmaster's Diary, Skullmaster, Ripping Off Toes, Artifacts, The Shattering, Shattered, The Fragmenting, Bald Punyon, Party Town, Song, Music, Chunt Sex Song, Laser Gun, Dark Room, Butt Grabs, Demon Mask, Slender Bear, Delilah and Stevie, Commadore 64, Pepperoni, Lost Our Minds, Bug Nuts, Rug Nuts, Wheel House, T-Shirts, Status is Marbles
November 18, 2019

Season 3, Ep 18 - Grounds Keeper

November 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 18 - Grounds Keeper

The boys meet up with Can and get a tour from the magical groundskeeper.

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November 18, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Drew, Prep-School, Fortnight, Wizards Guild, Back to School, McTruffle Fondue, Friznap Tingle, Jizzleknob, Mages, Mind-Freaks, Secret Mission, Triple Lindy, Young Usidore, Usidore the Blue the Young, Faké Namé, Canopy Nuts, Banjo Poptart, Defense Against Art History, Horse Head on Fish Body, Fintaur, Grounds and Lakes Keeper, East Side Story, Bathelor, Bat Butler, Sorta Pissy, Conan O'Brien, Merman on a Horse, Shack, Lake Dingledong, Cum See-Saw, Candy Cane Forest, Candy Cane Murderer, Andy Cane, Uncle Roy, Douchey Usi, Worms, Douchidore, Frank Castle-Keeper, Fish with a Horse Body, Fish Dicks, Pond's Cum, Bible Goes West
October 28, 2019

Season 3, Ep 15 - Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)

October 28, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 15 - Jethro Tull (w/ Andy Daly)

An evening around a campfire leads to an encounter with a prog rock legend from Earth.

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October 28, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Dreams, earth, Scatting, Lil' Squish, Sleep, Jethro Tull, Marshmallows, Morglorb, It's Magic Time, Shit Shower Shave, Intros, S'mores, Saltines, Soul's Hollow, Campfire, Night Sky, Outdoors, Jeans, Sir Ian Anderson, Aqualung, Guytar, Release Waiver, London, Lizzo, WTF with Marc Maron, Aqualoaf, Aqualime, Notebooks, VH1 Storytellers, John Entwistle, Stealing Songs, The Who, Phil Collins, Thick as a Dick, Ian McKellan, Small Business, Handmade Pajamas, Doctor's Orders, Peter Frampton, Cut with Mayonnaise, King of the Rocks, King of the Road, Dummy Canyon
November 19, 2018

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being.

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November 19, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Carnival Wilson, Space Bunker, Spintax, The Void, WKRH, Barbara, Baba Yaga, Twosidore, Portal, Fizzle Von Pizzlewitch, Susan Doku, Obsidian Arm, Pride and Prejudice, Fancy Blemish, #GetWed, #AwYeahBayBeez, Class It Up, Cowardly Usidore, Frankenstein, Superman, Dance Fuck, Witches, Knitting, John Wick, Phone Calls, Swordsperson, Arn Dog, Worse than Climate Change, Tiny Spintax, Dead Skin, Céline Dion, Moonlighting, Medieval Times, Detective Josh Richmond, Poop Jokes
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
June 04, 2018

Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

June 04, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards.

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June 04, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Can the Wizard, Spells, Twosidore, Glass Anus, Harry Potter, Oh Hello, Hello from the Other Side, Black Magic Bar, BM, Popped Collar, Douche, Bar Fight, Portals, Children's Book, The Ruffled Feather, 2 Children, Wizard Kids, Snaken, Schnenessa, Tiramisu, Prep-School, Under Tunnel, What's Europe?, Cool Uncle Chunt, House Dingledong, Butt Shots, Horse Drink, Malibu Chum, Macho Mantis Randy Mantis, Slim Jim, Camel Toe, Chirpin' Bird, Roarin' God, Kangaroo, Pinching, Portal 3, Pratonuses, Pixar, Desk Lamp, Round Ball, Mighty Morphin Patronus, The Boy Who Gived, Pat Matt, Dancing Skeletons, Love Potion, Get Out, Scratching Scrolls, Jimmy Hat, Jizzlenob, Freshgrave Twins
February 26, 2018

INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children's podcast. They're joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy.

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February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Blemish, Can the Wizard, Doom Horn, Flower, Melchoir, Music, Songs, Kids Show, Dewey the Dolphin, Family Friendly, Hugs, 2 Blowholes, Pickles, Flip her Off, Blossom, Soil Yourself, Friends, Dark Mood, Big Feelings, Julianne Moore, Stop Apologizing, Lying, Baby Chicks, We're all Weird, Tiny Trumpet, Over-Correcting, Emotion State, Can-Do the Wizard, Fourteenidore, Dos and Don'ts, I Love You Goodnight
December 25, 2017

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers.

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December 25, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Can the Wizard, Music, Musical, Singing, Songs, Winter Solstice, Pizza Skull, Man in the Mirror, Series of Bats, Come Chode, Tomblain Belaroth, Eyes, Holiday, Channel Surfing, Miser, Holiday Names, Crip Cramble, Cring Brosby, Rock, Spider-Man Tank Top, New Shirt, Love Actually, Liam Neeson, Trench Coat, Blue Tigers, Happy Holler Days, Azure, Cerulean, Hag Bum, Hag's Bum, V for Vendetta, Greedy Businessman, A Christmas Carol, Nie Nie, Holiday Songs, Lioncelot, Rain, Clouds, Clowns, Sendin' the Clouds, Sapphire, Count Teeth, Prawn, Prawnza, Inside Mouth, Ar Kamp, Makeout Point, Open Slay, Pappy Wants to Shift the Shiftmas, Sexy Songs, 9 Bat Show, Hugh Jackman, X2, Future, Present, Past, Smoldering Widow, Wiso Soup, Time-Turner, Orphan, 5 Year Old Man, Sell Eyes, Gift Againing, Covered in Soup, Hole in the Ground, Window, Choir, Choir of Lads, Shamone, Juggernaut Bitch
October 09, 2017

Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.

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October 09, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
blood, Can the Wizard, vampires, Riddle, Series of Bats, Heaps of Beef, Special Night!, Chunt for Red October, Chip and Bippy, Cad, Potato Head, Lycanthrope, Blood from a Stone, Cad the Vampire, Tail, Goodboy, Teen Wolf, Level 25, Nards, Hairy Skin Balls, Dry Cleaning, Pink Polo, Werewolf, Werewolves of London, Purple Pants, Hangry, Bangry, Port Man Too, Nut Butter, Idiot Wizard, Beat Poetry, 69, Rage, Nathan's Famous Hot Dog, Nathan for You, Penis Under Balls, Nathan Lane, Super Hearing, Otok's Father, Darby Barleyfoot, Knife, Blade of Offense, Blades of Glory, Resident Evil
November 28, 2016

89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

November 28, 2016/ Garrett Schultz
89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections.

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November 28, 2016/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Wizard, Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty, Farting Peach, Plate of Pancakes, Pootions, Gopher, Fringe, Interrupting, Sex, Astral Plane, Rage Sex, Goons before Poons
November 30, 2015

39 - Can the Wizard

November 30, 2015/ Adal Rifai
39 - Can the Wizard

Chunt here! Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he'll chat with us.

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November 30, 2015/ Adal Rifai/
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Can the Wizard, Chunt, Craig, Usidore
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