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October 15, 2023

Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

Diane Mudpuppy is a traveling actress with a dark secret.

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October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Paper Pen and Quill, TAVERN!, Blank Check, Blankie, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Tattoo, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Remember Bells?, Merry Band of Cursed Players, Diane Mudpuppy, Walk Walk Walk Walk, Dumb Audiences, Flower, Smart Bee, Mist, Play, Theatre, Salamander, Voices, Surrogate, Wand, Cum on an Egg, Love, Frosted Panes, Frosted Pain, 10 Dates with a Demon, Burn Barrel, Twosidore, Chris, Chrismust, Dark Lord
July 16, 2023

Season 4, Ep 81 - Tavern World: Flower Mascot

July 16, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 81 - Tavern World: Flower Mascot

There's a giant Flower mascot in this Magic Tavern amusement park, but is there a person inside?

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July 16, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Tavern World, Magic Tavern World, Yadda-Yadda, Popular Entertainment, Three Amigos: The Next Generation, Eart Gerts are Easert, Skeletons, Guy Eating a Guy, Welcome to Eart, CHAD, Cannibalistic Humanoid Amusement Dweller, Doxing, Docksing, Ragoon Lagoon, Vacation, Went in Through My Pee Hole, Flower, Mascot, Break Character, Francis, Cool Teens, Tide Pods, Trapped, Summer Job, Carousel of Progress, End of the World?, Dumbest Fucking Voice, Bill Cosby the Wizard, Pizza Hell, Meet and Greet
December 25, 2022

Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 57 - Solistice Gift Exchange (Live from Chicago's Thalia Hall w/ Brooke Breit and Beth Melewski)

Flower and Claudia the Witch join in on a holiday celebration of throwing a bunch of terrible gifts on a pile.

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December 25, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Winter Solstice, The Strange Familiar, Nibblebottom, Moonlighting, Flower, Claudia, Claudia the Witch, Bing-BONG, Birds, Hawks, Terrifying Birds, The Butthole Boys, Vamp, Gifts, Gift Exchange, Butthole Brother, Taint Triplet, Butthole Fetus, Dagger, Tapestry of Chunt, Bird, Drone Bird, La Croix, Pamplemousse, Tampons, Pad, Shorties and a Flatty, For the Ladies, High Powered Female Socialite, Diner Cup, Seat Meat, Witch Perm, Fuckin' and Truckin', Lunar Sword, Gwendolyn, Father, Large Please Daddy
May 15, 2022

Season 4, Ep 27 - Flower Tries to Not Visit

May 15, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 27 - Flower Tries to Not Visit

Apparently Flower has been in Nibblebottom this whole time and has been avoiding the podcast. Until now.

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May 15, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Usidore Dead, Dorisue the Sorcerer, Clunky, Pranks, Ears are Burning, Nephew/Cousin, Nephew, Cousin, Bear Piss, Embearpissing, Flour, Flower, Lurking, Cabearnet, Cabearnet Eggs, Smoothie Shack, Cooper, SmooOoothy, Dangerous Ingredient, Road Salts, TNG, The Next Generation, Choking on Seed, Casual Medical Doctor, Flower CMD, Ass to Ass, Requiem for a Dream, Over the Pants, Cancel Culture, Whatsa Matcha Whichu?, That'll Schroeder, Dalonkey, Chicargo
December 19, 2021

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.

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December 19, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Solstice, Winter Solstice, Nibblebottom, Gift, Podcast, Eggnog, Tormaline, Dragon Teen, Flower, Holiday Shopping, Gift Carbs, Double Fuck Double You, Two Biggest Assholes I Know, Music, Song, Christmust, Christ Must Carols, Chunt-Chunt-Chunt, If He Dies He Dies, Dark Lord, Alligatorade, Opening Doors, Songs, Ooga-Lega-Weegga-Cheega, Tasks, Leftenant Homonym, Admiral Homonym, Magic Fucking Ears, Child, Hear Wishes, Debbie, Snowsidore, Usnowdore, Carfoon, Soul Walker, Chris Must Clause, 2 Carrots, So Many Carrots, Snowma and Snowpa, Three Scoops of Ice Cream
June 14, 2021

INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip

June 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Girls Night 2: Girl Trip

Momo the Mouse and Gianessa the former Sheriff visit Flower in the big city of Northeastia for some drinking, bonding and fighting.

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June 14, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Girls Night!, Fashion Show, White Fluffy Robes, Gianessa Relkorus, Flower, Momo, Northestia, Interlude, Drugs, Breath Mint, Trip, Dating, Momo's Stepdad, The Bitch with the Good Tits and the Goat Legs, Drunk on Cheese, Vomiting, Robes, Soup s'on, Mayor's Daughter, Mayor Manana, Check Avail, Diners Drive-ins and Dives, Buzz Hair, Tarot Cards, Fight, Shaving Head, Cards, Kicking Ass, Sisters, Marina, Madge, Mincie
April 05, 2021

Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 85 - Flower in the City

A walk through the city of Northeastia leads to a run-in with Flower, who has recently moved there to follow her dreams.

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April 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
Northeastia, Market, Market Place, Changed the Format, Play Characters, Teenaged Bird, Southern Voice, Teen Elder Bird, Starlings, Format Changes, Goofs and Gags and Bits, Lost, Fish Out of Water, Coins, Salts, Salt Tent, Dirty Road Salt, Open-Air Street Faire, Flower, Chance LeClaire, What if Daddy was Pizza?, Water Bear, Tardigrade, Farts is Smells, Dollahz'$, Broadway, Musicals, Rumpelstiltsnake, Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, Little Shop of Horrors, Knife, Bring Talents to Broadway, Classical and Contemporary Piece, Two Gentlemen of Petunia, Dogs the Play, Jamical Dogs, Airbrushed Buttholes, Dogs Breath Thorough Their Buttholes, Bunker Johnson and Flaunt, Horses, Bath Salts, Tomblain Belaroth, Kidnapped, Hot Goss, Glass of Wine, Most Important Person in Foon, Built to Spill, Lifestyle Blog, Bitch Loves O' Gossip, Big City, Punch a Carriage, Knock Out a Horse, Cash Carriage, Full Seizure, Ear Infucktion, Hoofers, Titters, Hooves are a Horse's Tits, Cheesecake Factory
February 03, 2020

Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts

February 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 27 - Flower Parts

Flower is back to…do…whatever it is that Flower does. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord’s plot comes to light…

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February 03, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Gummy Arnie, Gummo, Gummy Baby, Obsidian Sword, Obsidian Doom Blade, Fakeries, Library of Meridanth, Flower, Flower the flower, Cat Hair, Sponge Circle Pizza Pants, Kids Show, Airwolf, Wolf with Bat Wings, Sticky, Stamen and Piston, Pubes, Dirty Books, Book of Sight, Dark Lord, True Death, Rollercoaster, Roller Coaster, Take-Backsies, Bury, Poison Soil, Corn Dog, Swarnie, Mystical Artifacts, Part Horse
July 08, 2019

Offices and Bosses S1E6: Teachers and Classrooms

July 08, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Offices and Bosses S1E6: Teachers and Classrooms

Metamore has an expansion pack for the game. And Flower is back to play.

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July 08, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Bonus, Flower, Live, Metamore, Offices and Bosses, Chicago
June 24, 2019

Offices and Bosses S1E5: The I.T. Team

June 24, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Offices and Bosses S1E5: The I.T. Team

Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party.

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June 24, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Bonus, Flower, Krom the Barbarian, Metamore, Offices and Bosses, Krom, Fake Ad, "It"
April 22, 2019

Offices and Bosses S1E1: Flower from I.T.

April 22, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Offices and Bosses S1E1: Flower from I.T.

The game of Offices & Bosses begins! Metamore plays Office Manager guiding Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Flower on an adventure to attain the Q4 numbers.

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April 22, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Bonus, Flower, Metamore, Offices and Bosses, Fake Ad, "Was"
July 30, 2018

Season 2, Ep 70 - Girls Night

July 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 70 - Girls Night

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa.

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July 30, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Chunt, Flower, Drinking, Momo, Momo Don't Know, Mayor Manana, Buried in Context, Smashing Nerds, Baby Diaper Tree, Vitamix, Facemasks, Drop this Load, Former Sheriff, John Tucker Must Die, The Journal, Wine, Would You Rather?, All Bush Situation, Do Weeds, Dirt Pile, Hello from a Dirt Pile, Just Tricia
February 26, 2018

INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children's podcast. They're joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy.

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February 26, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Blemish, Can the Wizard, Doom Horn, Flower, Melchoir, Music, Songs, Kids Show, Dewey the Dolphin, Family Friendly, Hugs, 2 Blowholes, Pickles, Flip her Off, Blossom, Soil Yourself, Friends, Dark Mood, Big Feelings, Julianne Moore, Stop Apologizing, Lying, Baby Chicks, We're all Weird, Tiny Trumpet, Over-Correcting, Emotion State, Can-Do the Wizard, Fourteenidore, Dos and Don'ts, I Love You Goodnight
August 28, 2017

Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

August 28, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book 'The Great Gatsby.'

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August 28, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Bungaree Chubbins, Flower, Homunculus, Metanoid, mysterious man, Witch, Book Club, Mooping, Snub-nosed Motorboat, Lil' Squish, Chode, Come Chode, F- Scott Fitzgerald, Magic Eye, Crimbletonk, David the Lesser, Scaramouche, Usidore the Talking Wizard, Name Notes, Daisy, Claudia, Blorth the Brown, Racist Overtones, Kindle, Cliff Notes, Swimming Pool, Pink Suit, House Party, Crazy Parties, Pre-Cum, Pre-Party, Parents, Flower Party, Quarter Semen, Naked Party, Banana Dong, Slap Dick, Calvin and Hoobs, Beat On
June 26, 2017

Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what's taking breakfast so long.

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June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
Episodes
Flower, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Night Mares, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Wheels, Dawson's Creek, Four Loko, Fucking Bald Guy, Breakfast, Holiday Sauce, Its Time To Make The Donuts, Cronut, Food Orders, Morphimal, Ass to Ass, Yelp Reviews, Dick Dat Donut, 1984, Youngstain
July 25, 2016

72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

July 25, 2016/ Evan Jacover
72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.

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July 25, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Chunt, Cruel Aid, Cult, Flower, Gracie, Krom the Fingarian, Lonely Cult Memeber, morning routines, Otok, Otok's Quest, Resonance Stone, Usidore
June 06, 2016

65 - Dancer

June 06, 2016/ Evan Jacover
65 - Dancer

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.

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June 06, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
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Arm, Chunt, Curse, Dancer, FF7, Flower, Josh Swollensword, Krom the Barbarian, Lap Dance, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Stick Arm, Usidore
May 09, 2016

61 - Sheriff

May 09, 2016/ Evan Jacover
61 - Sheriff

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.

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May 09, 2016/ Evan Jacover/
Episodes
Chunt, Flower, Gianessa Relkorus, Jimminent Turlybirther, King's Juice, Krom the Barbarian, Sheriff, Usidore
February 15, 2016

49 - Princess Phillipa

February 15, 2016/ Chris Rathjen
49 - Princess Phillipa

There's another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we'll get the real story on princess life.

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February 15, 2016/ Chris Rathjen/
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Chunt, Flower, Krom the Barbarian, Otok Barleyfoot, Otok's Quest, Princess Phillipa, troll, Usidore
February 01, 2016

47 - Otok's Quest

February 01, 2016/ Adal Rifai
47 - Otok's Quest

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It's not Usidore. It's Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.

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February 01, 2016/ Adal Rifai/
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Activia, Blemish, Buttholes, Chunt, Craig, Flower, Honk, Krom the Barbarian, Otok Barleyfoot, Tiny Horse, Usidore
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