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March 30, 2025

Season 5, Ep 50 - Claudia Now (w/ Beth Melewski)

March 30, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 50 - Claudia Now (w/ Beth Melewski)

The boys search for answers about the missing villains by visiting Claudia the Witch!

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March 30, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Claudia, Swamp, Bramble, Now in Our 10th Year, Crocagator, Ate Shit, Shack, The Three Perverts, Trample My Brambles, Brambleberry Shine, Brink of Death, Suck It Down Around the Crown, The Cunt in the Hat, Dr. Cold, Icist, Witchapause, Chunt-Chunt, Villians, Wacky Wizard, Banana Hammock, Disappeared Into the Ether, Poem, Frog, Sharp Bananas, Fallen Wizards, Nuts Up In There, I'll Meet You At Your Shack At Midnight, Cauldron, Dragon's Nipple, #RipNip, Arugula, Slut Card, Tony, Tony is Pervert, Just the Tip, "Hey I'm Fuckin' Here", Puss Bucket, Cocaine, Zooted, Permabuddy, Rock Hudson, Dark Water Dave, Chip Skyguy, Witch Cookies, Baby Dong
January 05, 2025

Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

January 05, 2025/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

The Red Queen Merzia returns to separate Arnie from his friends. Also, it’s Arnie’s birthday!

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January 05, 2025/ Garrett Schultz/
Cuz Bong, Hated It, Hold On to Your Butts, Uncle Cronch and Monch, Quit Listening, Uncle Confessions, 10 Year Anniversary, Cone of Silence, Arnie's Birthday, Gopher, Gnome, Red Queen Merzia, Permabuddy, Creepy Face, Mortality, Stone Silk Tweezers, Flair Vest, Pins, Got Silk?, Thirst Trap, Bruce Willis, Death Becomes Her, A Monk's Family, Beaver, Tinker Tailor Beaver Spy, Evil Plans, Thwart, Bars and Grills, Screaming Children Voices, Banana Pudding, Morglorbrittaville, Fuck 'em All, Pervey View, Poked You Mon, "My Penis is Down There", Red Queen Merch-ia, Good Idea Bad Example, "It's My Birthday", Being Born, Pins of Power, The Fleeting Fancy, Rubbed Organs, Little Stan
April 14, 2024

Season 5, Ep 5 - Rhiannon Now (w/ Kate James)

April 14, 2024/ Garrett Schultz
Season 5, Ep 5 - Rhiannon Now (w/ Kate James)

Catching up with the new Queen of the Northeast, Rhiannon (former milkmaid and former talking nut).

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April 14, 2024/ Garrett Schultz/
Market, Fresh Fruit, Raberries, Mind-Altering Banana, Northeastie Boys, Red Queen Merzia, Permabuddy, Chuuters, Tight Tight Tunics, Themed Restaurants, I'm Not Evil, Wizard's Last Stand, Voluptua, Centipete, Linda, Rhiannon, Queen, Milk Maid, Acorn, Security Detail, Small Talk, Poisoned Handkerchief, Pinny Ninny, Inbred, Starched Pants, High Holidays, Festival of the Geese and Moon, Chocolate in Shoes, Butt-Fuckery, Tomblain Belaroth, King Tomblain, Trachea-Aurelia, Hank Mischief, Forced Shopping, Secret Shawl for Your Gander Goose, It's a Spectrum, Kween Rhiannon, Guards, Get Low, Do You Know Where the Hammer Is?
October 29, 2023

Season 4, Ep 96 - Put-Together Person (w/ John Lutz)

October 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 96 - Put-Together Person (w/ John Lutz)

A person made entirely of dead body parts does a fundraiser for the Lend a Limb foundation.

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October 29, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, No Interruptions, Trongo, No Chunt, Died...a Little Bit, Chunt for Red October, Blood Drive, Vampire Survivors, Put-Together Person, Lend-a-Limb Foundation, Frankenstein, Mad Science Person, 10 Years Ago, Reanimation, NOOOO!!!, Peterson, NOOOO!!! Peterson, Jacked Right Arm, Decomposition, Big Feet, Charity, Master of the Segue, Blue Eye and Green Eye, I'VE DONE IT!!!, Fine Print, SNAP!
October 15, 2023

Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 94 - Ex (w/ Erin Whitehead)

Diane Mudpuppy is a traveling actress with a dark secret.

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October 15, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Paper Pen and Quill, TAVERN!, Blank Check, Blankie, Greatest Lawyer in All of Foon, Tattoo, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Remember Bells?, Merry Band of Cursed Players, Diane Mudpuppy, Walk Walk Walk Walk, Dumb Audiences, Flower, Smart Bee, Mist, Play, Theatre, Salamander, Voices, Surrogate, Wand, Cum on an Egg, Love, Frosted Panes, Frosted Pain, 10 Dates with a Demon, Burn Barrel, Twosidore, Chris, Chrismust, Dark Lord
September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
September 10, 2023

Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 89 - Merzia the Red Queen (w/ Janet Varney)

Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore meet a terrifying undead queen.

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September 10, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Buca di Buttholes, Gorgon Holes, Podcast Niechunt the Blue, Hot Topic, Skittles, Fruity M&Ms, What is Weezer?, In the Garage, Wizard's Choice Awards, Larry Birdman, King Belaroth, Best Off-Screen Kiss, Brooch, Tim Tam the Teal, Bee-Roach, Change Reality, Fucked Up Looking Woman, Pits of Hell, From Beyond the Grave, Red Queen Merzia, Needle Teeth, Sharp Pointy Head, Cobwebs for Hair, Kalhaxorus the Grim, Charlhaxumrus, Spiders in Face, Taco Hell, Psst Psst Chht Chht, Pulled Inside Out Stitched Back Together Then Dipped in Gold, Pins, Trading Pins, BATS!, Cape, Insanity Pin, Distracter, Set of Pins, Let's Guac!, Chuntskis for Tchotchkes, Horrific, Gliding Around the Room, Witch, Ent Titties, Gouda Pin, Power of Homogezation, Homogenization, Flair Vest, Bakers Dozen...14!, 14 Pins, We're Gouda, Sleigh Girl Sleigh, Bars and Grills, It's Beer O'Clock Somewhere, The Time Pin, Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me, It's Beer O'Cock Somewhere, Handlebars, Pizza Skull, Combination Pizza Hell and Taco Hell, Flesh and Dreams, Permabuddy, Freeze Time, Time Crimp
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