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September 17, 2023

Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 90 - Spintax Visits

Spintax is back!...and buttering up Usidore?

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September 17, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Permabuddy, Red Queen Merzia, Greatest Warrior in all of Foon, Great Horse, Horse, Algebra, 6 Legs, Horse Blood, Spintax, Bobby Flay, Ooklah The Moc, Wizards Choice Awards, Host, Consortium of Wizards, The Wizards Council, COOL, Spintax the Green, Gruel, Ride a Bike, Wizard Jokes, Wizard Secrets, Ghost, True Purpose, Blemish, The Dark Lord, If He Still Fucks, Alpha, Alpha Krom, Panacea, Get Wet, Decoupage, Pancreas, Neon Magic, Wizard Fuck Mountain, Spreading Meatless Meals, Inconceivabeef, Fluids and Gluids, I'm a Big Green Butthead, Chocolate Bar with Tits, Supper Deck, Minotaur Fucking a Moon
October 30, 2022

Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 50 - Chunt for Red October 7 (live from Brooklyn w/ Jo Firestone and Tim Sniffen)

A haunted house and the winner of the Lil' Miss Demon pageant stop by the Chunt for Red October blood drive for vampires. (Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn.)

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October 30, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
LIVE!, Tall Table, Chunt for Red October, Blood Drive, Dracula, Get Wet, Cape, Claws, Real Arnie, Book of Beer, Gas My Anus Book of Beer, Duck to Press Soundboard, Charity Thing, Killing Vampires, Bluey, Award, Little Miss Demon Award, Little Miss Demon, Reps, Off-Limits Questions, Everybody Grills Ribs, Theme Song, Singing, Screamin' De Mon, De-Mon, Smite, Street Smiter, Rhyming, Blue Moon, Chekhov's Blue Moon, Ate a Human Pyramid, Hardship from Above, Anybody Terrible in Your Life?, Ice Cream Cones, Podcasts, Podcast Network, Haunted House, Floating Gracefully, Songs, Free Association with a Clumsy Beat, Ghosts
February 04, 2019

Season 2, Ep 94 - Mothman (w/ Hank Green)

February 04, 2019/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 94 - Mothman (w/ Hank Green)

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth.

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February 04, 2019/ Garrett Schultz/
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Minuscule Lightning, Spiders, Get Wet, Mr- Wizard, Hoarder, Gut Brain, Whale Tunic, Yellum, Toomuchville, Vampire Tongue, Tooth Sharpening Tool, Mothman, Flame, Bridges, Sets You Off, Sub-Magic, Science, Mindfreak, Penis Screams, Skin Demons, Small Animals, Fanknor Spiders, Hans Hoffman Science Mothman, Tinkerbell, Caterpillarman, Giant Dome in the Sky, How Sun Work?, Fall out of Chair, Sagic, Sword Gun, Volcanoes, Toothidore, 1000 Chickens, Climate Change, Orlando Science
October 29, 2018

Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

October 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact.

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October 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Blemish, Gorgeous, Rainbow Bowls, Sarah, Tony and Tina's Wedding, Astral Plane, Talbot, Cat Dick, Magic Paint, Riddle, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan, Get Wet, Painting, Obsidian Arm, Wedding, Underwater River, Fantasy Buds, Covered in Water, Acquaintance, Fetch, Glow, Tight 52, Editing, Sarah Maher, Proactive, 3 Hours, Groomsmen, Jeans and Pink Polo, Finnegans Wake, Carfoons, Nasty Boy, Blemishi, Chopped Usidore, Dancing, Multiple Usidores, Nasty Chunt, Hammer, Disembodied Voice, Manners Maketh, Paint Thinner, Paint Chick, Fancy Blemish, Existential Crisis
October 22, 2018

Season 2, Ep 82 - Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish

October 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 82 - Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish

It's time for Chunt's annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help.

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October 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Rainbow Bowls, Blood Drive, Gettin' Nuts, Carfoon, Riddle, Crazy Jared, Get Wet, Stick, Per Ush, Other Podcast, Smaller Than a Thumb Dick, Underwater River, Professor Usidore, English, Shapelish, Blood Wet, Doris, Eugenia, Embalming Fluid, Organs and Jars, Pyramid, Hive of Mummies, Wummies, Curses, Hexes, Scrumble Bumble, Cold Spaghetti, Your Hex is on Fire, Danny Tanner, Cut it Out, Full House, Halloweve, Movies, Laser Discs, DVDs, Stanley Kubrick, Sexy Water Costume, Blormish
August 20, 2018

Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

August 20, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center.

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August 20, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Boys Night, Live, Cat or Doctor, Pizza, Gettin' Nuts, Mage or Dad, Globulous, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Chef Cadence, Get Wet, Mayor's Sash, Standing, Drew, The Ruffled Feather, Ninja Turtle Hoodie, Litigious, Plants, More of a Raphael, Ruffalos, More of a Mary Ann, Banter, Turtle Demon, Giant Eagle, Theatre Wings, Girls Night, Slam Poetry, Them Night, Spill Beer, Badgie Needs a Diapie, Rec Center, Freeze Rays, Permit, Porous, Crypto Currency, Red Posies, Minions, Mamma Grousebush, Kick Starter, Games, Dexter, Roll Around, Fox Face, Sweet Valley High, Fuck Arnie, You Don't Want to be in a Tomato, Tomatos, Bad Bad, Dat Ass, Wizard State
July 23, 2018

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century.

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July 23, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Can the Wizard, Mundle the Grundle, The Void, Vermilion Minotaur, Twosidore, Portal, This Very Table, Amulet, Get Wet, Verterilax Wakes, Chest Trunkborn, Drew, 1-2-3-4-5, Heist, B&E, Break In, Door Knocker, Drawing Picture, Break Window, Angel's Heart, Bow and Arrow, Tight 5, Puzzle, The Cake is a Lie, Yellow Wizard, Magic Items, Dusty Tomes, Secret Plans, Vision, TV Show, #PhiltheVoid, Damn Daniel, Toilet Depth Sticker, Right in the Nuts, Hello from the Poopy Toilet, Ghost Knife, Knife of Editorialis
January 29, 2018

Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

January 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend!

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January 29, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Dripfang, Get Wet, Mayor's Sash, Empty, Wuber, Gorilla, Gorillaz, Banana Man, Manana, Chuck E Cheese, Safety Wand, Fighting Evil, Sirmanther, Cherlotte, Zombies, Mr- Big, Undead, Turilet, Walking Dead, Crarrie, Mrrendrr, Sex and the City, Changler, Bite Mark, Secret Peanut Butter Stash, Hail of Zombie Teeth, Camry, Zombie Duck, Piano
December 04, 2017

Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

December 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it.

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December 04, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Spell, Gettin' Nuts, Lil' Squish, Darby Barleyfoot, This Very Table, Auto Tuna, Auto Tune, Asterisk, Footnotes, Grugen, Get Wet, Treasure Chest, Grembare, Mimic, Mira Sorvino, Box, Cinnamon Bun, Rubert, Dread Pirate Roberts, Eat Arnie, 2 Buttholes, Questions, Previous Episodes, Not A Chest but a Chest, Doc Box, West Vagina, Clit Forest, Cubert, Ominous McIntyre, Chesticles, MBMBAM, My Brother My Brother and Me, Trunk Club, Summon, Wet Mice, Sweaters, You Might Be a Mimic, Different Tables, O-Talk, Barleyfoots
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