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July 02, 2023

Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

July 02, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

Little Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a competitive eater in the waiting room of an Earth hospital.

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July 02, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Hospital Waiting Room, Dropping Nuts, Gettin' Nuts, Tape Player, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, World Wide Pitbull, Mohawk, Bird Carnage, Exxon Valdez, Kudos, Competitive Eating, Tampa, Professional Eater, 117ºF, Gout, Kohls, Rich Man's TJ Maxx, Chunk, Pork Howitzer, Fringe, 2 G's, Eating Against Yourself, Crystal Detecting Ring, Purines, Lot's of Rings, Happiness Spell, Interview, Grave News, Arnie is Dead, Porky Ho, Flashback Ring, Porkchop Howitzer, Bit by the Eating Bug, Critters 2, Seinfeld Season 1, Reverse Bird Vampire, Horse Face and Big Horse Dick, Electric Rainbow Bloodtype, Sour Cream and Bagel, Extra Big Toe, Dr. Butts, The Cosby Show
March 19, 2023

Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 67 - Brotaur Visits (w/ Colt Cabana)

Brotaur, half man, half animal, all warrior, returns and he's matured quite a bit in recent years... according to him.

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March 19, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Dream, Threeg, Boy Band Competition, Usidore the Ghost, Hatch Me if You Can, Frosted Tips, Puka Shell Necklace, Tummy Troubles, Gnome in Your Tummy, Fox Face, Get in That Throat, Otok, Bro-Taur, Kidney Stones, Kidnie Niestones, Bros, Still is Huge Bros, Tomorrow Salad, Foon 100, Best Bodies, Hog, Crystal Ball, Arena, Greatest Body, Bro, Orgy Thing, Prime of My Life Per Ushe, Bratar, East Coast, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Catch Phrase, Whoomp! There It Is, Barry, Morglorb Bear, Crypto, The Shattering, "Those People", Chin Up Chest Out, Lydia Tár, Gui Tar, Gator Introvert, Storming of the Castle, Co-Kings, PWAHAPWAHAPWAHA, Origin of Word is Clearly His Penis, Wettar, Hands on a Hard Body, Mark Ward, Dr. Ward, Director Ward
August 20, 2018

Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

August 20, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center.

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August 20, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, Boys Night, Live, Cat or Doctor, Pizza, Gettin' Nuts, Mage or Dad, Globulous, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Chef Cadence, Get Wet, Mayor's Sash, Standing, Drew, The Ruffled Feather, Ninja Turtle Hoodie, Litigious, Plants, More of a Raphael, Ruffalos, More of a Mary Ann, Banter, Turtle Demon, Giant Eagle, Theatre Wings, Girls Night, Slam Poetry, Them Night, Spill Beer, Badgie Needs a Diapie, Rec Center, Freeze Rays, Permit, Porous, Crypto Currency, Red Posies, Minions, Mamma Grousebush, Kick Starter, Games, Dexter, Roll Around, Fox Face, Sweet Valley High, Fuck Arnie, You Don't Want to be in a Tomato, Tomatos, Bad Bad, Dat Ass, Wizard State
May 07, 2018

Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro, Live in LA)

May 07, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro, Live in LA)

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old.

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May 07, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Live, stroke, Butt Soup, Spells, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Mayor Manana, Magic, Glasses, Gettin' Old, Butthole Fell Out, Obsidian Hand, Friends Night, What Dis?, Friendship Score, Diahrrhea Fight, Diahrrhea Monster, Garbage, Garbage Eater, Audio Editing, Ringtones, Adobe, Mud Blood, Executioners, Nickelodeon, The Bright Sessions, Running for Office, Brainy, Home Invasion, Imagination, You Ain't Gonna Pass This Ass
January 22, 2018

Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 44 - Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz, Live from Washington D.C.)

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.)

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January 22, 2018/ Garrett Schultz/
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Boys Night, Grimhoof, Live, Music, EVIL!, Robot Arnie, Song, Spells, Dark Lord, technical difficulties witch, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Fake Noose, Chode, Squad Ghouls, Take a Knee, Washington D-C-, Emissary, Corrupted File, Sexy, nymbee and Grundle, Burning the Man, Wonderwall, Sex is Fantastic, National Anthem, Standing, Lord Fred, Dark House, Dwarven Miners, Citizen, Flaying Wizards, Telefis the White, Jyn'Leeviyah the Red, Fake News, Fake Moose, FPR, Wand Conrol, Twerking, NPR
October 23, 2017

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.

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October 23, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Baron Ragoon, tannakin, The Void, Witch, Red Potion, Tattoos, Dark Lord, Play it Cool, Twins, Chef Inquisitor, Dripfang, Snakes, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Series of Bats, Aprel Füls, Heaps of Beef, Dark Lord's Birthday, Claudia, Social Media Manager, Tomblain Belaroth, Knife, Party, 2 All Beef Patties, Patricia, Be Cool, Blade, Culs-de-Sac, Pooft, Belinda, Squad Ghouls, 2 Beefy Sluts, Baby Act, Sister Act, Amulet, Sir Mixalot, Sheet Cake, Party Boy Robes, Beef Tits, Vomitorium, Suave Answers, Farnch, USDA, Ghosting, Murder-Orgy, Morgy, Barf Stroganoff, Cum First, Tit Mouth, Flaming Yons, Shit-Hammered, Goo Goo Dolls, Sex Maggots, Inky Bottoms, Scooby Doo, Stab, Jump Out Window, Trucidore, The Blade of Veysgo Hallan
October 02, 2017

Season 2, Ep 29 - Nymph

October 02, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 29 - Nymph

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also... special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.

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October 02, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Cat or Doctor, Gopher, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Riddle, Rusty, Salsa, Chusidore, Cheers, New Norm, Fun Butt Bits, Ballers, Fruit by the Foot, Gway-Ka-Mole-A, Nymph, Professional Podcast, Moustache, Michael Jordan, Nymph Nodes, Nymph Awareness Month, Orgust, Shoes, Booty Call-out, Babs, Grow Tail, Sword of Emeralds, First Kiss, Sixty Hundred, News Company, Newsies, Juicy Gossip, Hpmyn, Banglore, Check, Chips, Three Hundred Hundred, Beep-Beep-Beep Ba-Beep, Foon Manchu, Badger Anus, Read a Piece a Bread
June 26, 2017

Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what's taking breakfast so long.

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June 26, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Flower, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, Cockroach Clown, Wheel Bear, Night Mares, Fucking Philosophy Guy, Wheels, Dawson's Creek, Four Loko, Fucking Bald Guy, Breakfast, Holiday Sauce, Its Time To Make The Donuts, Cronut, Food Orders, Morphimal, Ass to Ass, Yelp Reviews, Dick Dat Donut, 1984, Youngstain
May 22, 2017

Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

May 22, 2017/ Garrett Schultz
Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is.

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May 22, 2017/ Garrett Schultz/
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Gettin' Nuts, Guard, Glyphs, Book Club, Shot, Herbs, Pyramid Scheme, Arnie Answers, Burning Bed, Dropped Thread, puppysupplies@magictavern-com, Brotar, Pitbull, Dorfski, Red Cups, Skullfiends, Jacked, Giant Penis, Crete Teen, Growus Maximus, Squats, Smallus Minimus, Dwarfski, Frankenberry, Dingle Berry, Furry Bottom, Baby Usidore, Taught Us A Lesson, Logistics of Stex, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh
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