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July 09, 2023

Season 4, Ep 80 - Tavern World

July 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 80 - Tavern World

A dimension-hopping accident leads to a world where Hello from the Magic Tavern is so popular it has its own theme park.

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July 09, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
Transporting, Portal, Wheelchair, Colostomy Bag, 1989, Parking Loot, Emerald Zone, It's Foon Kinda Foon Sorta Foon, Pink Polo Path, Magic Tavern World, Are Tumbleweeds People?, Amusement Park, Tricia 47819, 5th Fastest Pass, The Foonest Place on Earth, Heaven, Heaven is Burning Man?, Chu Chu's Chowder, Sand in a Condom, Fork You, Mohawk, Usidore's Wild Ride, Beginning of Time, Gift Shop, Arnie Nie-pads, Automatons, Jerry Seinfeld, Fly on Your Robes, Tower of Hair-er, Scary Car, Get Wetcot, Wet Experimental Taint Community of Tomorrow, Giant Butthole, Hello from the Magic Tavern Industries, Planet Eart, Foo Ooo and Oon, Passive Agressive, Three Amigos: The Next Generation, Podcast Wars, Vermil-YUM Minotaur
July 02, 2023

Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

July 02, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 79 - 1989: Hospital (w/ Jordan Klepper)

Little Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a competitive eater in the waiting room of an Earth hospital.

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July 02, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Hospital Waiting Room, Dropping Nuts, Gettin' Nuts, Tape Player, bwah bwah bwah bweeeeeeh, World Wide Pitbull, Mohawk, Bird Carnage, Exxon Valdez, Kudos, Competitive Eating, Tampa, Professional Eater, 117ºF, Gout, Kohls, Rich Man's TJ Maxx, Chunk, Pork Howitzer, Fringe, 2 G's, Eating Against Yourself, Crystal Detecting Ring, Purines, Lot's of Rings, Happiness Spell, Interview, Grave News, Arnie is Dead, Porky Ho, Flashback Ring, Porkchop Howitzer, Bit by the Eating Bug, Critters 2, Seinfeld Season 1, Reverse Bird Vampire, Horse Face and Big Horse Dick, Electric Rainbow Bloodtype, Sour Cream and Bagel, Extra Big Toe, Dr. Butts, The Cosby Show
June 25, 2023

Season 4, Ep 78 - 1989: Emergency

June 25, 2023/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 78 - 1989: Emergency

Returning to 1989 Ohio, Usidore and Chunt get 13-year old Arnie's help to save adult Arnie.

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June 25, 2023/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Judd Hirsch, Teleport, Portal, Little Arnie, Arnie's House, Skunk and 2 Old Guys, Fatted Goose, Chunk the Cool Skunk, Mazda Hatchback, Throwing Up, Tummy Troubles, Garfield Books, Wet Socks, Hamper, Crystal Light, Sunny D, Inside Boy, Super Sucker, Knight Rider, Kit, VHS Tapes, Video Outposts, Wreck, Car Wreck, Things and Pills, Billy Yum Yum Two by Two, Sundae Bar, Car Crashes, Ice Cream Everywhere!, Pay Phone, Ponderosa Steakhouse, Ambulance, Talking Coins, Gary, Ding Dong and Butt Butt, Phone Calls, Religious Profanity, Danny Asiago, Daniel Asiago, Fox Face, Red Potion, Sauce Pan, Mohawks, Hathawk, Electric Rainbow Bloodtype, Kidney Transplant
June 05, 2022

Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz
Season 4, Ep 30 - Rats

There's a party going on at the Strange Familiar, hosted by a rat fraternity.

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June 05, 2022/ Garrett Schultz/
Dorisue the Sorcerer, Catch a STD, With a Goat, Tormaline, Tormaline Dragon Teen, Dark Lord GONE!, Blemish, Bussing, You Can't Arrest a Mountain, Fuck the Sky, Shakey Cakes, Dark Lord, Mentos Disease, The Freshmaker, Revelers, Cooper Dead, Dirty Rats, Polo's with No Pants, Frat Event, Rush, Rho Alpha Tau, Dead Language, Ratin, Dairy Godmother, Rats, Frog House, Butt Grazing, Hazing, Fooniversity of Michigan, Ohioan, 1989, Can Arbor, Captain Charlie Havarti, Elephant Walk, Owl House, Something Unpredictable, Pledge, Start Our Own Frat, Fraternity, Arm Wrestle, Come at the King, Little Buffs, Confidence Ring, Mage Sex Location
July 05, 2021

INTERLUDE - 1989: Julie's Cult Watch

July 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
INTERLUDE - 1989: Julie's Cult Watch

Another cassette tape from 1989 Ohio, this time hosted by Julie, 13-year old Arnie's friend, who has a mysterious Future Hole in her backyard.

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July 05, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Cassette Tape, Taken, Rob Roy, Theme Song, Theme Songs, Casio Keyboard, Chunk, Cult Watch, Colt Watch, Mr. Usidore, Billy D. Williams, Tupperware Party, Tomorrow's Supper, Ohio, Salad Days, Future Hole, Cussing, Cool Skunk, Kool Cigarettes, Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Cut it Out, Full House, Tarp, Tamagotchi, Spit, Snake in My Boots, Party Snake, Scratch Off, Jean Smart Office Manager, Frasier Crane is a Robot, Dodge Durango, Different Hole, Future Best Friend, Cheers, Throw to Break, Mrs. Andrews, Putting in a Pool, Tall Skunk, Taco Bell, Skinny Jeans, Interlude, Playing with Holes, Volcano
January 04, 2021

Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 72 - Dead Turtle

Back at sea, our hosts are reunited with Hildy the thousands of years old turtle... maybe.

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January 04, 2021/ Garrett Schultz/
At Sea, Out at Sea, SS Stephanie, Happy Earth Birth, 1989, 2 Brands of Doritos, Oweeo, Bears, Bug Bear, Hildy, Ancient Turtle, Ghost, Ghost Turtle, Sea Foam, Physical Form, Paperwork, Dying, Acoustic Guitar, Blob, Henry, Bird, Giant Metal Bird, Duke, Duke of Earl, Inside Bodies, Sea Mail, FLOTUS, Possess, Implants, Celebrate Body
November 30, 2020

Season 3, Ep 69 - 1989: Scary Neighbor

November 30, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 69 - 1989: Scary Neighbor

13 year old Arnie thinks he's witnessed a murder so Usidore and Chunk help him break into his neighbor's house.

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November 30, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Ohio, Aw Yeah 80's, Insurance Salesman, Alf Mug, Pumping Out Shit, Aunt, Drink Me, Creepy Neighbor, Tape Recorder, Snakes, Arnie: Breaking and Entering, Glass, Mysterious Man, Child Neighbor, Home Alone, Soft Soul, Hiding, Roast Pig, Euchre, Stretch Armstrong, Dead Body, Gollum, Pee, Candy, Home Box Office, HBO, Brian Benben, Jump on Bed, Beers!, Admiral Mysterious, Emperor Kreig, Transmitter, AI, A.I., Artificial Intelligence, Castle Kreig, Space Castle Kreig, Light Bright, Strange Danger, Aprel Füls
November 23, 2020

Season 3, Ep 68 - 1989: Group Project

November 23, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 68 - 1989: Group Project

13-year old Arnie works on a school project with his classmate, Julie. Still trapped in 1989 Ohio, Usidore becomes a chemistry teacher.

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November 23, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
Turn Tape Over, Teddy Ruxpin, 1989, Class Project, Mcgruff the Crime Dog, Hello from the Suburban Duplex, Rickey Henderson, Cedar Point, Cult of Personality, Professor Usidore, Wet Dream, Cool Skunk, Gettin' Nuts, Cult, E! All Night, SNL, Nick at Nite, Handies, Meijener, Murder of Crows, Earth Candy, Loafin', Alf Mug, Renaissance Faire, Ahead of the Curve, Ren and Stimpy, Devon Lava, Fucked a Couch, 22oz Bitch, Pee-wee Herman, Mug, Drink Me
November 16, 2020

Season 3, Ep 67 - 1989: Walking Around Meijer (w/ Paul Brittain)

November 16, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, Ep 67 - 1989: Walking Around Meijer (w/ Paul Brittain)

Usidore and Chunt are still stuck in 1989 Ohio with a 13-year old Arnie. They participate in the local tradition of walking around a Meijer Superstore and meet a teenager working there until his band takes off.

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November 16, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Ohio, Meijer, Chunk, Meijer Superstore, Remote Episode, Sonia Sotomayor, Velcro Wallet, Rent VHS Tapes, Scratch Offs, WIne, Movies, Employee, Tape Recorder, Tape, VHS Tapes, Talk Show, Donahue, Lance, Misfits, Misfarts, Jem and the Holograms, Smoking, Smoke Break, Squeeze Its, Magic Spells, Pretzels, Pretzel Trunks, Dunkaroo, Remote Control, Record Deal, Music Band, Doom Metal, Satan's Nutsack, Tipper Gore, Ouija Board, Kurt Russell, Fate of Earth, AMC Theatres, Advance Copies, Cool Guy, Lollapalooza, Phillip Collins, Pantie Aisle, Perry Farrell, Satan's Dicksack, Long Hair, Heather Locklear Poster, DJ Scat Cat, Grease 2, Back 1 the Future, Cigarettes, Drummer, Concept Album, Trapped in Satan's Nutsack, Satan's Wet Dream, Tween, Ween, Jake Lava, The Hair of Phillip Collins, Lance Armstrong
November 09, 2020

Season 3, 66 - 1989

November 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz
Season 3, 66 - 1989

Cassette tapes were found of a 13 year old Arnie Niekamp pretending to host a talk show in his bedroom. Some claim these include evidence of paranormal activity.

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November 09, 2020/ Garrett Schultz/
1989, Arnie Niekamp Show, TV Guide, Telephone, 1.21 Gigawatts, Time Travel, Time Warp, Wizard and Skunk, Willie Tanner, Alf, Imagination, Younger Version of Self, Cool Skunk, Chunk, VHS, Cassette Tapes, The Burbs, Clear Phone, Podcast, MC Shiteater, Jackoff Games, Handcheck, 13 Year Old, Late Nite w/ Arnie Niekamp, Chunk the Skunk, Shmarnie, Garfield, Comic Strips, Webelos, Webelo, Hard Socks, Action Figures, TMNT, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Top 10 Lists, Falcon Crest, Empty Nest, Mayo, Wings, Mayonnaise Sandwiches, Sears Catalog, Video Outpost, Book Nook, Things & Pills, Fruitopia, Garbage Pail Kids, It's Like a Baby Thing, Stab in the Eye, Basic AF, Strong Language, Creative Writing, Rent VHS Tapes
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